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(Newsnet5)   Red TransAm seen idling nearby. Two men inside told "they will never work in this town again"   (newsnet5.com) divider line 56
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2012-05-01 10:42:24 AM
Of course, since they're all pasty white guys, they won't be charged with terrorism.
 
2012-05-01 12:37:19 PM
Were they sent to the Phantom Zone? Their faces are being pulled in many directions.
 
2012-05-01 02:20:26 PM
If they're driving a Trans-Am chances are they never had a job to begin with.
 
2012-05-01 02:22:27 PM
Not a big subscriber to the "entrapment defense" but has anyone noticed how lately, all the potentional terrorists, be they wanna-be jihadis, white supremacist militia guys, or hippie anachists all seem to be favoring the exact same method of attack and target selection? It's almost as if they all have the same people doing their planning for them or something...
 
2012-05-01 02:23:14 PM
Is pretty much understood that the one selling you explosives is the rat.
 
2012-05-01 02:23:48 PM

Magorn: Not a big subscriber to the "entrapment defense" but has anyone noticed how lately, all the potentional terrorists, be they wanna-be jihadis, white supremacist militia guys, or hippie anachists all seem to be favoring the exact same method of attack and target selection? It's almost as if they all have the same people doing their planning for them or something...


Apparently, the FBI.
 
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2012-05-01 02:23:56 PM
www.jeremyperson.com

Red? TransAm?
 
2012-05-01 02:25:54 PM
Kind of a shame, the bridge really tied the valley together.
18.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-01 02:26:48 PM
FTA:
- Douglas Wright, 26
- Brandon Baxter, 20
- Anthony Hayne, 35
- Connor Stevens, 20
- Joshua Stafford, 23


Those are the whitest Muslim names I've ever heard.
 
2012-05-01 02:27:20 PM
Them sum'biatches are mine!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-01 02:28:51 PM
Great reference subby
 
2012-05-01 02:30:04 PM

PsyLord: FTA:
- Douglas Wright, 26
- Brandon Baxter, 20
- Anthony Hayne, 35
- Connor Stevens, 20
- Joshua Stafford, 23


Those are the whitest Muslim names I've ever heard.


agreed, they must be Asians.
 
2012-05-01 02:33:17 PM
OWS anarchists is what I've seen so far.
 
2012-05-01 02:34:22 PM
Hooper

Great reference Subby
 
2012-05-01 02:40:05 PM
My first green! I'm so proud. Thanks phil and richw. :)
 
2012-05-01 02:40:10 PM
img84.imageshack.us

Ohitards
 
2012-05-01 02:41:08 PM
Life is too short, Subby. And so are you.
 
2012-05-01 02:41:54 PM
Perhaps I missed part of the article but...

The individuals charged in this plot were intent on using violence to press their ideological views," said Stephen Anthony, FBI Special Agent-in-Charge.

And those ideological views would be...?
 
2012-05-01 02:43:59 PM

Comsamvimes: Magorn: Not a big subscriber to the "entrapment defense" but has anyone noticed how lately, all the potentional terrorists, be they wanna-be jihadis, white supremacist militia guys, or hippie anachists all seem to be favoring the exact same method of attack and target selection? It's almost as if they all have the same people doing their planning for them or something...

Apparently, the FBI.


yeah, this exact thing happened in Chicago with the kid who put a bomb in Wrigleyville. its an odd strategy by the FBI. I dont think they would have ever gotten to the point of planting a bomb without the FBI planting the idea of them planting a bomb in their head. planting.
 
2012-05-01 02:45:29 PM

Savian: Perhaps I missed part of the article but...

The individuals charged in this plot were intent on using violence to press their ideological views," said Stephen Anthony, FBI Special Agent-in-Charge.

And those ideological views would be...?


They believe in nothing. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.
 
2012-05-01 02:47:17 PM
Subby, I don't get the reference.
 
2012-05-01 02:47:43 PM
Was their life worth $50,000?
 
2012-05-01 02:48:52 PM

Savian: Perhaps I missed part of the article but...

The individuals charged in this plot were intent on using violence to press their ideological views," said Stephen Anthony, FBI Special Agent-in-Charge.

And those ideological views would be...?


I expect mostly derp.
 
2012-05-01 02:49:02 PM
Hahahhaahha....gasp...hahahah ....thud. I would have loved to see the look on their faces when they pushed the "go" button and the playdough just sat there, stupid, and unboomalishious, much like themselves. They really need to release the vid of the button press and happy ending. I have 0 problem with the FBI providing tards like this phony bombs. They had intent, and better that they got a playdough bomb, than real C4. Nobody got hurt, and 5 rejects are now behind bars, along with their moranic ideology. Good riddance.

/High fives the FBI.
 
2012-05-01 02:51:06 PM

Savian: Perhaps I missed part of the article but...

The individuals charged in this plot were intent on using violence to press their ideological views," said Stephen Anthony, FBI Special Agent-in-Charge.

And those ideological views would be...?


/Who gives a shiat, it would just be wacked out moranicy anyway. They had intent, and got suckered by the FBI. It's all good.
 
2012-05-01 02:54:39 PM
Nice work, FBI. You've found a group dumber than the home-grown Al Qaeda wanna be's & the Sovereign Citizens.

& of course, you found them here in NE Ohio,.
 
2012-05-01 02:56:48 PM
I am glad the TSA is keeping us safe from those brown Muslims and...

Wait, where?
 
2012-05-01 02:57:23 PM
BTW Subby, thanks a lot. Now I have Sally Field's ass, circa 1977 on my mind for the rest of the day.
 
2012-05-01 02:59:59 PM

Zotfripper: [img84.imageshack.us image 606x478]

Ohitards


Wonderfull mugshots. Not sure if they're 'perpetual grad students,' 'BS Bohemians,' 'MasterCard Marxists' (thanks the the `rents' cash) or a combo of the three.

/I am sure they're going to love their taste of Anarchy in the big house.
 
2012-05-01 03:00:53 PM
The license plate read "I E-A-T Z-28?"
 
2012-05-01 03:06:30 PM
FTA: The "Detroit" (Detroit Superior) bridge was identified as a potential target by Wright because it connects downtown Cleveland and Ohio City.

Hey, that's the bridge to the Brewery District on W.25th Street!!

This. MEANS. WAR!!
 
2012-05-01 03:08:29 PM
Come on, it's Cleveland. How much notable damage could they have done, that hasen't already been done

/Not called 'Mistake By The Lake' for nothing
 
2012-05-01 03:08:41 PM

Savian: Perhaps I missed part of the article but...

The individuals charged in this plot were intent on using violence to press their ideological views," said Stephen Anthony, FBI Special Agent-in-Charge.

And those ideological views would be...?


Something that begins with the phrase 'Da Gub'ment doan want chew ta know..."
 
2012-05-01 03:13:36 PM

Zotfripper: Ohitards


Oh...my...that is just...um...damn...are you sure they're not from Seattle?
 
2012-05-01 03:19:30 PM
Someone got screenshots of their Facebook pages. Definitely snickerworthy.
 
2012-05-01 03:21:37 PM
Any bets on where they got the idea? Any bets on who sold them the "explosives". Any bets on how far their cunning plan would have actually gotten if it wasn't incubated by the FBI?

Exactly. Terrorism, it ain't. I highly doubt that a bunch of dope addicts like those would have ever gotten past the "go to the 7-11 to get more Cheetos" phase if the FBI wasn't there to assist. I'm sure glad that threat is off the streets.
 
2012-05-01 03:23:42 PM

Magorn: It's almost as if they all have the same people doing their planning for them or something...


Yeah, they don't exactly look like they were the brains behind the outfit.
 
2012-05-01 03:33:26 PM
Normally I'm against these FBI 'plan the attack and then arrest the guy we suckered into carrying it out' deals, but these guys obviously had plans of their own brewing, so no harm no foul.

Also, they look like retards.
 
2012-05-01 03:41:54 PM

Hunter_S_Thompson: Any bets on where they got the idea? Any bets on who sold them the "explosives". Any bets on how far their cunning plan would have actually gotten if it wasn't incubated by the FBI?

Exactly. Terrorism, it ain't. I highly doubt that a bunch of dope addicts like those would have ever gotten past the "go to the 7-11 to get more Cheetos" phase if the FBI wasn't there to assist. I'm sure glad that threat is off the streets.


Tell you what, we'll supply the explosives, the detonator, and the bridge. I'll hand you this big red button; all you have to do is press it. Then we'll arrest the lot of you for attempting to blow up a bridge.
 
2012-05-01 03:48:41 PM
 
2012-05-01 03:54:35 PM

nytmare: Hunter_S_Thompson: Any bets on where they got the idea? Any bets on who sold them the "explosives". Any bets on how far their cunning plan would have actually gotten if it wasn't incubated by the FBI?

Exactly. Terrorism, it ain't. I highly doubt that a bunch of dope addicts like those would have ever gotten past the "go to the 7-11 to get more Cheetos" phase if the FBI wasn't there to assist. I'm sure glad that threat is off the streets.

Tell you what, we'll supply the explosives, the detonator, and the bridge. I'll hand you this big red button; all you have to do is press it. Then we'll arrest the lot of you for attempting to blow up a bridge.


As they should.
"Setting someone up" to be a threat does not exoneratate the suspect when they prove that they are stupid enough / evil enough to carry it out.
 
2012-05-01 03:56:30 PM
FTFA:

"The suspects appeared in federal court Tuesday afternoon, where it was determined that all are eligible for a court-appointed attorney."

Which means not one of them has even so much as a part-time job.
 
2012-05-01 03:57:51 PM
www.bumperstickerz.com

/Bet they got busted because it's not street-legal
 
2012-05-01 04:05:04 PM
you would think by now these groups would smarten up and try to at least make their own explosives or something. This ranks up there with looking for a hitman to kill your spouse. NEVER bring in outsiders!
 
2012-05-01 04:21:49 PM

ObscureNameHere: nytmare: Hunter_S_Thompson: Any bets on where they got the idea? Any bets on who sold them the "explosives". Any bets on how far their cunning plan would have actually gotten if it wasn't incubated by the FBI?

Exactly. Terrorism, it ain't. I highly doubt that a bunch of dope addicts like those would have ever gotten past the "go to the 7-11 to get more Cheetos" phase if the FBI wasn't there to assist. I'm sure glad that threat is off the streets.

Tell you what, we'll supply the explosives, the detonator, and the bridge. I'll hand you this big red button; all you have to do is press it. Then we'll arrest the lot of you for attempting to blow up a bridge.

As they should.
"Setting someone up" to be a threat does not exoneratate the suspect when they prove that they are stupid enough / evil enough to carry it out.


I still see some kind of injustice in coercing low-level morons into thinking they're blowing something up for some noble cause, then arresting them. Of course they're evil enough to push the button. Lots of people are, especially stupid ones who you rallied to your beliefs. The smart ones are just all employed by the government to blow things up.

It's like the "pedos" you see on Dateline. Of course they were going to take the bait when you acted like a 16-year old hottie who was "totally into their sexy body". Have you seen some of those guys? They couldn't get laid in a morgue. Nevermind the fact that no *real* 16-year old hottie would have ever talked to them in the first place. So the situation was a complete hypothetical. If it wasn't for the cops, there is no way either group of people would ever have been in either situation. Those jokers couldn't have gotten any farking C4, and the lame-asses on Dateline could have never gotten that close to a pretty 16-year old.

You have to wonder where the crime really was.

Entrapment, keeping America'sPrisons(tm) full and keeping RealMurricans scared shiatless since 1919.
 
2012-05-01 04:22:53 PM

Hunter_S_Thompson: They couldn't get laid in a morgue.


I'm stealing this!
 
2012-05-01 06:23:01 PM
 
2012-05-01 06:27:33 PM
Ah, crap, I missed richw 's earlier post of the same vid. I am teh suck.
 
2012-05-01 07:30:53 PM
Golf Clap for your first Fark "Greenlight", little brother!
 
2012-05-01 07:41:43 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If they're driving a Trans-Am chances are they never had a job to begin with.


www.delawareonline.com

/What??
 
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