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2012-05-01 12:10:49 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 12:31:24 PM  
Noted Communist:

i145.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 12:44:32 PM  
What is this I don't even....
 
2012-05-01 12:45:31 PM  
As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards
 
2012-05-01 12:48:40 PM  
The Obama campaign's new re-election slogan for 2012 is "Forward." It's related to MSNBC's "Lean Forward," and, of course, to Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward," which had the opposite result.

Q.E.D., libfarts.
 
2012-05-01 12:55:10 PM  
www.adclassix.com

Also...forward. DUN DUN DUN.
 
2012-05-01 12:57:55 PM  
The Obama campaign's new re-election slogan for 2012 is "Forward." It's related to MSNBC's "Lean Forward," and, of course, to Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward,"

Of course.
 
2012-05-01 01:00:03 PM  
www.diehardengineer.com

That Big Red One obviously has some sort of Communist connection. This photo was taken in what is now the Socialist Republic of Vietnam.
 
2012-05-01 01:01:18 PM  
You know who else moved forward... right into Poland!
 
2012-05-01 01:10:49 PM  
Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Reince Priebus

"I look forward to working closely with Roger as we continue to grow our Party and fight to return the Senate and the White House to the hands of steady, conservative leadership."

"I look forward to working with Glenn as we strengthen our Party and amass the necessary resources to make Barack Obama a one term president."

Sharon Day for RNC Co-Chair

"The opportunity was to capitalize on the attributes of a strong candidate by defining her, in a span of about 30 days, as the one best suited to move the RNC forward."

"This Tuesday, I think, is probably going to be a defining moment for our decision-making as to whether or not we move forward with the declaration of Mitt Romney being the presumptive nominee," Priebus said in an interview with National Journal.

Republicans need to move forward with Romney as our nominee

OMG, THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

/blatantly copied from another thread
 
2012-05-01 01:13:37 PM  
HAHA THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED FARTBAMAO YOU SILLY LIBTARDS!
 
2012-05-01 01:15:11 PM  
I like how the only just announced this and there are so many photoshops mocking this slogan.

fjcezg.bay.livefilestore.com

www.theblaze.com

Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?
 
2012-05-01 01:15:56 PM  
Crap, accidentally clicked the link. Try not to give those shiatheads clicks.
 
2012-05-01 01:16:09 PM  
Actually, The "Great Leap Forward" did in fact move the country forward, compared to where it was previously.
 
2012-05-01 01:16:23 PM  
i.imgur.com

Herpa derpa derpity doo
 
2012-05-01 01:16:49 PM  

Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?


"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.
 
2012-05-01 01:17:12 PM  
Was that about anything in particular, or just one of those "monkeys pounding on a keyboard" articles?
 
2012-05-01 01:17:13 PM  
So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?
 
2012-05-01 01:19:04 PM  

MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?


It shows that Obama has judo skills. He gets to use a 'normal' word that has obvious ties to radical leftists (and so get some needed cred from them) and yet it seems so silly to try and blame him for using such a normal word as forward, I mean, everyone says that word every day.

He's baiting the trolls....
 
2012-05-01 01:19:40 PM  

MindStalker: //How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?


Certainly not "left," you leftist communist Nazi socialist pinko.
 
2012-05-01 01:20:07 PM  
Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?
 
2012-05-01 01:20:33 PM  
Power forward and small forward. Two absolutely worthless positions on a basketball team.
 
2012-05-01 01:21:55 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.


Believe in it? Hell, I've seen it!
 
2012-05-01 01:22:14 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


quite possibly Andrew Breibart was the moderating influence on his site.
 
2012-05-01 01:22:37 PM  

Nabb1: [i2.photobucket.com image 280x282]


Slow down, George. You're gonna choke.
 
2012-05-01 01:22:38 PM  
If this line of thought takes hold, will that mean the end of FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: emails from carzy uncle Bob?
 
2012-05-01 01:22:48 PM  
To move forward, you have to put it in "D," not "R."
 
2012-05-01 01:22:57 PM  

Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?


"I'm Mitt Romney, and I want to be president."
 
2012-05-01 01:23:11 PM  

MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?


You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.
 
2012-05-01 01:23:58 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Maybe someone got on his computer and is publishing all the rejected articles.
 
2012-05-01 01:24:38 PM  
damadia.com
 
2012-05-01 01:25:01 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.


Does believing in America require any special undergarments?
 
2012-05-01 01:25:17 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: If this line of thought takes hold, will that mean the end of FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: emails from carzy uncle Bob?


Now THAT'S an excellent point.
 
2012-05-01 01:25:21 PM  
 
2012-05-01 01:26:43 PM  

magusdevil: Does believing in America require any special undergarments?


No coffee, tea or alcohol, for sure.
 
2012-05-01 01:26:52 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"I'm Mitt Romney, and I want am programmed to be president."


FTFY.
 
2012-05-01 01:27:13 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.


I'll let Hitchens do it: "It's called faith, because it isn't knowledge."

We have to believe in the GOP's America because it's fictional.
 
2012-05-01 01:27:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 01:28:09 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Get rid of the guy at the top who's on the take and all thats left is believers. ta-da.
 
2012-05-01 01:28:46 PM  
I'm a dickhead for clicking a Brietbart link.
 
2012-05-01 01:28:53 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Bhasayate: [www.thomhartmann.com image 640x330]


Danke. I had no idea.
 
2012-05-01 01:29:12 PM  

CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.


members.multimania.nl

"Those are all cricketers, Bruce..."
 
2012-05-01 01:29:48 PM  

CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.


"alunda"?? That sounds too much like "arugula". We ain't having no fancy fartbama eating lettuce around here.
 
2012-05-01 01:30:31 PM  
So does this mean all the

FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW

emails I get are all really the result of a Communist conspiracy to make conservatives and Republicans look like complete senile moonbat southern racist dead enders, simultaneously decrying government spending while being some of its biggest mooches?

This explains much.
 
2012-05-01 01:30:38 PM  

MindStalker: CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.

"alunda"?? That sounds too much like "arugula". We ain't having no fancy fartbama eating lettuce around here.


pooka sounds like booga, as in ooga booga, and that's racist.
 
2012-05-01 01:30:49 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Actually, The "Great Leap Forward" did in fact move the country forward, compared to where it was previously.


No. Stop right there.

Wiki:
During the Great Leap, the Chinese economy initially grew. Iron production increased 45% in 1958 and a combined 30% over the next two years, but plummeted in 1961, and did not reach the previous 1958 level until 1964.
The Great Leap also led to the greatest destruction of real estate in human history, outstripping any of the bombing campaigns from World War II.[99] Approximately 30 to 40 per cent of all houses were turned to rubble.[100] Frank Dikötter states that "homes were pulled down to make fertilizer, to build canteens, to relocate villagers, to straighten roads, to make place for a better future beckoning ahead or simply to punish their owners."[99]

And then there's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_leap_forward#Famine_deaths -- whatever the alleged "benefits" of the Great Leap Forward, it wasn't worth the price.


//prefer to go upward, not forward
///and always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom
 
2012-05-01 01:31:07 PM  
Let's see what I can remember of Maoism....
Distain for elitists produced by institutions of higher learning
Promotion of rural values over hedonistic urban living
Xenophobic hatered of any element of foriegn cultures
... umm... oh yeah all answers to any of life's questions could be found in a little book.

Just like those stupid libs....
 
2012-05-01 01:31:30 PM  

Bhasayate: He gets to use a 'normal' word that has obvious ties to radical leftists


Say what again?
 
2012-05-01 01:31:35 PM  

Mr.Insightful: So does this mean all the

FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW

emails I get are all really the result of a Communist conspiracy to make conservatives and Republicans look like complete senile moonbat southern racist dead enders, simultaneously decrying government spending while being some of its biggest mooches?

This explains much.


I think it's contextual.

You can be forward on a date, and then you can be forward in your politics, and then you can take a great leap forward by killing off the poor people, etc.
 
2012-05-01 01:31:41 PM  
We get it, he's blackred.
 
2012-05-01 01:32:09 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Yes. I used to go there for the lulz, but now they're just insane. Currently the most evil person in the world is Dan Savage, Christian hating bully, who it seems is Obama's best friend.
 
2012-05-01 01:32:39 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


If by "worse" you mean "more hilarious than ever," yes.

They're basically just sh*tslinging at this point. These "articles" don't even really have points, other than "FartbaMao iz socialistisms." I fully expect them to fully embrace their birther urges within the month.

I love these motherf*ckers. They keep me in stitches.

I can't wait to read their official response to the L'Affaire du Funky Winkerbean .
 
2012-05-01 01:33:24 PM  

impaler: Bhasayate: He gets to use a 'normal' word that has obvious ties to radical leftists

Say what again?


Forward! Make great leap!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-01 01:33:32 PM  

Bhasayate: I like how the only just announced this and there are so many photoshops mocking this slogan.

[fjcezg.bay.livefilestore.com image 640x573]

[www.theblaze.com image 455x620]

Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?


Those are fairly friendly bits of mocking compared to most of the vitriol we see.

i.huffpost.com

Do we really need to go any further?

0.tqn.com
 
2012-05-01 01:33:39 PM  
I assume the Republicans will counter with a rallying cry of "Backwards! We must move Backwards!"
 
2012-05-01 01:34:28 PM  

Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards


Darn it.
 
2012-05-01 01:34:53 PM  

jj325: Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?

Yes. I used to go there for the lulz, but now they're just insane. Currently the most evil person in the world is Dan Savage, Christian hating bully, who it seems is Obama's best friend muslim homo-life partner.

 
2012-05-01 01:35:12 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Short answer? Yep.

Long answer? EEEEEEEEEEEEYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss.



/'I had a stroke'
 
2012-05-01 01:35:51 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Haha. Have you seen their reaction to a random LA coroner dying last week? They've gone from batshiat crazy to batshiat crazy conspiracy theorists since their leader died.

It would be hilarious if they just a fringe group and not the core constituency of their party.
 
2012-05-01 01:35:58 PM  

Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards


To 1850.
 
2012-05-01 01:36:19 PM  
In all seriousness, is "Believe in America" a reference to Mormon belief that America is the Holy Land?
From the Book of Mormon: But, said he, notwithstanding our afflictions, we have obtained a land of promise, a land which is CHOICE above all other lands; a land which the Lord God hath covenanted with me should be a land for the inheritance of my seed. Yea, the Lord hath covenanted this land unto me, and to my children forever, and also all those who should be led out of other countries by the hand of the Lord..."
 
2012-05-01 01:37:06 PM  
If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?
 
2012-05-01 01:37:44 PM  

meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.

 
2012-05-01 01:37:52 PM  
F*ck it, I'm voting Green
 
2012-05-01 01:38:03 PM  

MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?


Money is more important than some label like "communist" or "Made in America".
 
2012-05-01 01:39:54 PM  

meat0918: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

Money is more important than some label like "communist" or "Made in America".


Also Communist
 
2012-05-01 01:40:08 PM  

MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?


China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...
 
2012-05-01 01:40:21 PM  

meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 1850.


They don't want to go backwards in time, they want to go to an alternate reality. They're not looking for a time machine, but a magic tv cable repairman who can transport them to Pleasentville where no lessons will be learned by anyone ever. It is completely surreal, the GOP's ideal future is the first half of a Twilight Zone episode.
 
2012-05-01 01:40:31 PM  

qorkfiend: meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.


1665
 
2012-05-01 01:40:48 PM  

coeyagi: meat0918: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

Money is more important than some label like "communist" or "Made in America".

Also Communist


Damn less than symbol.

Also Mooslim > Communist. You don't see the Insane Koch Bros. sending jobs to Kuwait, do you?
 
2012-05-01 01:42:39 PM  
Is it really a good idea to plant a seven minute campaign commercial for your hated opposition in the middle of an article attacking him? Click on that video and you see a parade of verifiable accomplishments punctuated by Republicans trying to prevent any of those accomplishments from happening to the exclusion of anything positive, including Mitch McTurtle's "Our top priority" comment to the Heritage Foundation. I know that's the narrative that I already have in my head, so I have a bit of a bias (just a wee), and there probably aren't any "undecided" Breitbart readers, but it just seems odd.

I think they would have attacked any slogan he came up with as a Communist plot.
 
2012-05-01 01:42:54 PM  

qorkfiend: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...


So basically, Communism.

//does the Right not like Communism because there is no deity-based fear system used to get morons distracted from economic issues?
 
2012-05-01 01:43:03 PM  
I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:16 PM  

netweavr: F*ck it, I'm voting Green



That worked out great in 2000.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:27 PM  
TWO links to Breitbart in one morning? WTF?
 
2012-05-01 01:44:37 PM  

MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?


Making them our slaves isn't exactly loving them. They also might dislike minorities, but would be proud to have one as a servant.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:47 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.


Since they'll all be watching "Ass", I find this highly unlikely.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:56 PM  
Know who else likes to go forward?

Jews!
 
2012-05-01 01:46:47 PM  

Lunaville: qorkfiend: meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.

1665


1250! Do I have 1250? Going once, twice, sold! To the lady in the back with the crazy eyes!
 
2012-05-01 01:47:11 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.


OH MY GOD! Mitt Romney believes in UFOs! You know who else had believe in their slogan?!?!?!?

www.shareyourwallpaper.com
 
2012-05-01 01:47:17 PM  

coeyagi: qorkfiend: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...

So basically, Communism.

//does the Right not like Communism because there is no deity-based fear system used to get morons distracted from economic issues?


Probably. They'd have to create some other fear system.
 
2012-05-01 01:47:49 PM  
Know what else has the motto, "Forward"...?
lh3.googleusercontent.com

No wonder the Koch brothers are so interested in our fair state...
 
2012-05-01 01:47:51 PM  

LectertheChef: Know who else likes to go forward?

Jews!


Then why do they read backward?
 
2012-05-01 01:47:58 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: If this line of thought takes hold, will that mean the end of FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: emails from carzy uncle Bob?


I have crazy relatives, but I nevr get these e-mails that Farkers always talk about. I wonder why?

CSB: Right after the election, I had a white co-worker who got too comfortable send me a marginally racist Obama cartoon, complete with big lips and Ebonics. I responded with, why the hell would you assume I'm not an Obama supporter?

*crickets*

Didn't look me in the eye for about three months. She still doesn't interact with me the way she used too.
 
2012-05-01 01:48:51 PM  
i151.photobucket.com

Damn socialist cows.
 
2012-05-01 01:49:05 PM  

coeyagi: qorkfiend: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...

So basically, Communism.

//does the Right not like Communism because there is no deity-based fear system used to get morons distracted from economic issues?


In my experience, usually, if you're trying to have a conversation with a person and the only argument or justification he can come up with for his position is "Well, communism.", you are dealing with a person of relatively low intelligence and, most likely, he has no legitimate support for his position. If you try to get anything beyond "communism", his next response is likely to be "Shut-up. Why don't you just shut-up?"
 
2012-05-01 01:49:37 PM  

Crooked Ref: now what else has the motto, "Forward"...?


Tiny fists and all...
 
2012-05-01 01:49:50 PM  

coeyagi: YoungSwedishBlonde: I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.

Since they'll all be watching "Ass", I find this highly unlikely.


Maybe your plebeian offspring. I'm sure my family will be enjoying high class shows like "Ow, My Balls"
 
2012-05-01 01:50:38 PM  
i243.photobucket.com
Now with more poop-on mustard.
 
2012-05-01 01:50:57 PM  

Arkanaut: Lunaville: qorkfiend: meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.

1665

1250! Do I have 1250? Going once, twice, sold! To the lady in the back with the crazy eyes!


holy cow.
 
2012-05-01 01:51:26 PM  
ALSO USING THE MOTTO 'FORWARD:

*The state of Wisconsin.
 
2012-05-01 01:51:52 PM  
Animal Farm isn't really that great since the pigs took over--but you don't want Farmer Brown back, do you?

WE GET IT, HE'S BLACK
 
2012-05-01 01:51:52 PM  
And to think that we are going to have four more years of these mouth breathers throwing tantrums.
 
2012-05-01 01:52:10 PM  
Obama also says 'the' quite often. 'THE Communist Manifesto;' 'THE Russian Revolution;' 'THE Long March'...

Thank God we can count on the Republicans to always move backward.
 
2012-05-01 01:52:45 PM  
Dang it, I can't even claim silver medal.
 
2012-05-01 01:54:05 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Actually, The "Great Leap Forward" did in fact move the country forward, compared to where it was previously.


I don't even want to dignify this with a response, but Obama's campaign has nothing to do with the Great Leap Forward. He isn't proposing anything that the Great Leap Forward proposed. It really isn't even worthy of a response, it's so pants on head retarded. But yet of course the next week news cycle will be all about how Obama is Mao all over again.

And you've got full retards like Allen West out there saying there are 80 communists in the House of Representatives. I mean seriously, how goddamn stupid can this country get?
 
2012-05-01 01:54:25 PM  
How many Breitbart links are we going to have greened today?
 
2012-05-01 01:54:38 PM  

jj325: Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?

Yes. I used to go there for the lulz, but now they're just insane. Currently the most evil person in the world is Dan Savage, Christian hating bully, who it seems is Obama's best friend.


When did that happen? I thought The Terrorist Bill Ayers was Obama's best friend.

/so will Dan now be called The Terrorist Homosexual Dan Savage?
 
2012-05-01 01:54:54 PM  
Didn't click on Breitbart. Is "they" in the headline the Obama administration? And "hide it" referring to their... Maoist tactics? That's what I gather from this thread, but I can't quite be sure.
 
2012-05-01 01:55:24 PM  
Revolution was a John Lennon song by the way.
 
2012-05-01 01:55:25 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Cubicle Jockey: If this line of thought takes hold, will that mean the end of FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: emails from carzy uncle Bob?

I have crazy relatives, but I nevr get these e-mails that Farkers always talk about. I wonder why?

CSB: Right after the election, I had a white co-worker who got too comfortable send me a marginally racist Obama cartoon, complete with big lips and Ebonics. I responded with, why the hell would you assume I'm not an Obama supporter?

*crickets*

Didn't look me in the eye for about three months. She still doesn't interact with me the way she used too.




Well, that's a blessing. I don't get the crazy e-mail forwards either. In my family, no one in my parents generation has a computer. Some of them live in areas without internet access. A few of them live an area beyond radio signals. The last station you can pick up on the way to their place is a gospel station. Then, it's just white noise for, I don't know, maybe the last five miles?
 
2012-05-01 01:56:03 PM  
I can play this game!

Mitt's slogan is "Believe in America". That, of course. harkens back to one of the very popular slogans for the Nazi party, especially for recruiting Nazi youth: "You must believe in Germany." In fact, "I Believe in Germany" is the name of a very popular song with the Hitler youth.

I don't know about you, but I'd rather have Mao than Hitler.

MaObama 2012!
 
2012-05-01 01:56:52 PM  
Know who else hated communists?

hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-01 01:56:55 PM  
"Forward" is also the official state motto of Wisconsin. So there's that.
 
2012-05-01 01:57:09 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-01 01:58:28 PM  
It is also strongly tied to the direction FORWARD on motor vehicles, which we all know is the worst direction for any vehicle to go. Us god fearing republicans don't even WALK forward.
 
2012-05-01 01:58:35 PM  
What a thrill to share that President J. David Arnold and the trustees are committed to a new "Reagan Forward" vision to expand the legacy of Ronald Reagan at Eureka College for the benefit of our entire nation with new online resources, a Leadership Letters publication, institutes and lectures.

I am asking for your involvement so that Eureka College can turn the Reagan Forward vision into reality. We can help change the nation together. The best way to support the vision is by making a tax deductible gift to the new Ronald W. Reagan Society of Eureka College. Members of the Ronald W. Reagan Society make an investment of $25,000, $10,000, $5,000, $2,500, or $1,000 each year. Of course, other contributions of all amounts are greatly appreciated.

Thank you for your commitment to the "Reagan Forward" vision.

Michael Reagan


Link
 
2012-05-01 01:58:39 PM  

bdub77: Lost Thought 00: Actually, The "Great Leap Forward" did in fact move the country forward, compared to where it was previously.

I don't even want to dignify this with a response, but Obama's campaign has nothing to do with the Great Leap Forward. He isn't proposing anything that the Great Leap Forward proposed. It really isn't even worthy of a response, it's so pants on head retarded. But yet of course the next week news cycle will be all about how Obama is Mao all over again.

And you've got full retards like Allen West out there saying there are 80 communists in the House of Representatives. I mean seriously, how goddamn stupid can this country get?


I blame inbreeding. If more American family trees branched off properly, we wouldn't have quite so much of this sort of thing.
 
2012-05-01 01:59:35 PM  
any use of the word forward is communist?
 
2012-05-01 02:00:31 PM  

OceanVortex: "Forward" is also the official state motto of Wisconsin. So there's that.


Gosling: ALSO USING THE MOTTO 'FORWARD:

*The state of Wisconsin.


i.imgur.com

Damn you, Fartwalker...
 
2012-05-01 02:01:10 PM  
I can see how the word "forward" is terribly frightening to people still using Red Scare rhetoric.

They'll all be as dead as Breitbart soon enough.
 
2012-05-01 02:02:08 PM  

Headso: any use of the word forward is communist?


Yes. That button on your DVD remote that has several arrows pointing right - it's communist.
 
2012-05-01 02:03:08 PM  

Pappas: I can play this game!

Mitt's slogan is "Believe in America". That, of course. harkens back to one of the very popular slogans for the Nazi party, especially for recruiting Nazi youth: "You must believe in Germany." In fact, "I Believe in Germany" is the name of a very popular song with the Hitler youth.

I don't know about you, but I'd rather have Mao than Hitler.

MaObama 2012!


It's kind of a toss up, the Nazis did have those spiffy uniforms, on the other hand, communists have Leninade.
 
2012-05-01 02:03:47 PM  

Headso: any use of the word forward is communist?


Are you challenging the carefully crafted logic of a Breitbart piece?
 
2012-05-01 02:04:07 PM  
Wow. I know I'm late to this one, but that is just stupid. On and EPIC scale.
 
2012-05-01 02:04:19 PM  

BMulligan: HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.

Believe in it? Hell, I've seen it!


As long as you don't believe it can go forward
 
2012-05-01 02:04:55 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Headso: any use of the word forward is communist?

Are you challenging the carefully crafted logic of a Breitbart piece?


The place went downhill after his heart asploded.
 
2012-05-01 02:05:29 PM  
Type "Forward" into Wikipedia, scroll down to the Politics section, and you get this...

Politics

Forward (generic name of socialist publications)

Forward (Greenland), a social democratic political party in Greenland
Kadima (Hebrew for forward), an Israeli political party
Socialist league VPERED, a Russian political party
Forward (Obama-Biden Campaign Slogan)


Publications named Forward (in different languages)

Avante!, of the Portuguese Communist Party
Avanti!, organ of the Italian Socialist Party
Eteenpäin, Finnish-language newspaper in the United States
Forverts/The Forward, a Yiddish/English newspaper from New York
Új Előre ('New Forward'), a Hungarian-language newspaper in the United States
Voorwaarts!, organ of the Communist Youth Movement (Netherlands)
Vorwärts, organ of the Social Democratic Party of Germany
Vorwärts!, published from Paris in 1844 and associated with the Communist League


The name Forward carries a special meaning in socialist political terminology. It has been frequently used as a name for socialist, communist and other leftwing newspapers and publications. For example, Vpered (Russian language for 'Forward') was the name of the publication that Lenin started after having resigned from the Iskra editorial board in 1905 after a clash with Georgi Plekhanov and the Mensheviks.[1]

Someone could have, I dunno, looked this word up before they decided on it being the new campaign word.

So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.
 
2012-05-01 02:05:59 PM  

Headso: any use of the word forward is communist?


The very fact that you asked that makes you a shameful Red swine.
 
2012-05-01 02:06:29 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-01 02:07:11 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Damn you, Fartwalker...


I think what you were looking for was Governor Fartt Walker
 
2012-05-01 02:07:45 PM  

Headso: any use of the word forward is communist?


www.smh.com.au
 
2012-05-01 02:07:50 PM  
Real Americans don't even read books with a forward in them.

Real Americans read magazines.

"All of 'em, Katie"
 
2012-05-01 02:08:23 PM  

Silly Jesus: Type "Forward" into Wikipedia, scroll down to the Politics section, and you get this...

Politics

Forward (generic name of socialist publications)
Forward (Greenland), a social democratic political party in Greenland
Kadima (Hebrew for forward), an Israeli political party
Socialist league VPERED, a Russian political party
Forward (Obama-Biden Campaign Slogan)


Publications named Forward (in different languages)

Avante!, of the Portuguese Communist Party
Avanti!, organ of the Italian Socialist Party
Eteenpäin, Finnish-language newspaper in the United States
Forverts/The Forward, a Yiddish/English newspaper from New York
Új Előre ('New Forward'), a Hungarian-language newspaper in the United States
Voorwaarts!, organ of the Communist Youth Movement (Netherlands)
Vorwärts, organ of the Social Democratic Party of Germany
Vorwärts!, published from Paris in 1844 and associated with the Communist League


The name Forward carries a special meaning in socialist political terminology. It has been frequently used as a name for socialist, communist and other leftwing newspapers and publications. For example, Vpered (Russian language for 'Forward') was the name of the publication that Lenin started after having resigned from the Iskra editorial board in 1905 after a clash with Georgi Plekhanov and the Mensheviks.[1]

Someone could have, I dunno, looked this word up before they decided on it being the new campaign word.

So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.


Mmm, yeah, I've already addressed this issue up thread.
 
2012-05-01 02:08:33 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: What a thrill to share that President J. David Arnold and the trustees are committed to a new "Reagan Forward" vision to expand the legacy of Ronald Reagan at Eureka College for the benefit of our entire nation with new online resources, a Leadership Letters publication, institutes and lectures.

I am asking for your involvement so that Eureka College can turn the Reagan Forward vision into reality. We can help change the nation together. The best way to support the vision is by making a tax deductible gift to the new Ronald W. Reagan Society of Eureka College. Members of the Ronald W. Reagan Society make an investment of $25,000, $10,000, $5,000, $2,500, or $1,000 each year. Of course, other contributions of all amounts are greatly appreciated.

Thank you for your commitment to the "Reagan Forward" vision.

Michael Reagan

Link


That's funny right there

Daily Show esque
 
2012-05-01 02:09:55 PM  

Silly Jesus: Type "Forward" into Wikipedia, scroll down to the Politics section, and you get this...

Politics

Forward (generic name of socialist publications)
Forward (Greenland), a social democratic political party in Greenland
Kadima (Hebrew for forward), an Israeli political party
Socialist league VPERED, a Russian political party
Forward (Obama-Biden Campaign Slogan)


Publications named Forward (in different languages)

Avante!, of the Portuguese Communist Party
Avanti!, organ of the Italian Socialist Party
Eteenpäin, Finnish-language newspaper in the United States
Forverts/The Forward, a Yiddish/English newspaper from New York
Új Előre ('New Forward'), a Hungarian-language newspaper in the United States
Voorwaarts!, organ of the Communist Youth Movement (Netherlands)
Vorwärts, organ of the Social Democratic Party of Germany
Vorwärts!, published from Paris in 1844 and associated with the Communist League


The name Forward carries a special meaning in socialist political terminology. It has been frequently used as a name for socialist, communist and other leftwing newspapers and publications. For example, Vpered (Russian language for 'Forward') was the name of the publication that Lenin started after having resigned from the Iskra editorial board in 1905 after a clash with Georgi Plekhanov and the Mensheviks.[1]

Someone could have, I dunno, looked this word up before they decided on it being the new campaign word.

So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.


They should have been "head up ass" campaign then. You would be their manager?

4.bp.blogspot.com

The point being, who gives a fark? The Nazis used the term Blood and Honor. We shouldn't use those words anymore?

Btw, your farking DVD remote wants you to know you can kiss it's pucker - the fast forward button wants you to eat its balls.
 
2012-05-01 02:10:07 PM  
Has anyone mentioned the state motto of Wisconsin?
 
2012-05-01 02:11:44 PM  

Sgt Otter: [www.diehardengineer.com image 412x275]

That Big Red One obviously has some sort of Communist connection. This photo was taken in what is now the Socialist Republic of Vietnam.


AND ITS RED!!! Why didn't we see this before!
 
2012-05-01 02:11:56 PM  
As an outside observer, this is why nothing gets done in Washington. When you are convinced of conspiracies involving the opposite party being communists/fascists, it makes it impossible to engage in meaningful compromise. This rhetoric really does need to stop from everyone. That said, both sides are bad but right-wingers are the worst
 
2012-05-01 02:12:28 PM  

Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.


Maybe they concluded that most of the voting population doesn't believe in laughably crafted conspiracy theories.
 
2012-05-01 02:12:32 PM  

LarryDan43: Has anyone mentioned the state motto of Wisconsin?


See. you can't beat Reliant by going (censored). You gotta think 3 dimensionally. Z axis minus 1000!
 
2012-05-01 02:12:52 PM  
So the teabagger shiatheads have now demonized "forward" along with "progressive".
 
2012-05-01 02:13:15 PM  
You guys are missing the reason they picked this slogan.

This is Obama out and out trolling.

He knows he's going to win, and he's going to do his best to drive the Republicans batshiat crazy while he does so. Plus, their out of control reactions to minor stuff like this helps him win in the first place.
 
2012-05-01 02:13:17 PM  

Lunaville: I assume the Republicans will counter with a rallying cry of "Backwards! We must move Backwards!"


Actually, the Romney campaign has selected a slogan to mock Obama's 2008 "hope and change" theme. Arguing that "it is better to be honest with voters than to lie to them the way Osama Hussein did," the new Romney slogan is:

"despair and stagnation."
 
2012-05-01 02:13:18 PM  
is it just me, or did the GOP shills go completely off their nut today?
 
2012-05-01 02:13:19 PM  

bdub77: And you've got full retards like Allen West out there saying there are 80 communists in the House of Representatives. I mean seriously, how goddamn stupid can this country get?


If you watched that whole video where that quote comes from, West was referring to the Congressional Progressive Caucus. I'd give him a pass on this one for merely exaggerating. If you choose not to that's fine by me.
 
2012-05-01 02:13:22 PM  

Nabb1: [eatingpopcorn.gif]


kmmontandon: Noted Communist:

[letusgoforwardtogether.jpg]


Weaver95: What is this I don't even....


Done in three.

Well done farkers!
 
2012-05-01 02:13:36 PM  
The GOP Responds:

HEY! HOW'S THAT FORWARD WORKIN' OUT FOR YA, HUH?

I SAID, HOW'S THAT THERE FORWARD WORKIN' OUT FOR YA, HUH?

HEY!....
 
2012-05-01 02:13:38 PM  
Well, he couldn't stick with "Hope and Change"...
 
2012-05-01 02:13:42 PM  
s9.postimage.org
 
2012-05-01 02:13:43 PM  
I love this. Please pick this fight. Please take up the mantle of "NEVER FORWARD! ALWAYS BACKWARDS! (OR AT LEAST STAGNATE)"
 
2012-05-01 02:14:03 PM  

Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards


Whoops. Sorry. Done in four.
 
2012-05-01 02:15:11 PM  

Geotpf: You guys are missing the reason they picked this slogan.

This is Obama out and out trolling.

He knows he's going to win, and he's going to do his best to drive the Republicans batshiat crazy while he does so. Plus, their out of control reactions to minor stuff like this helps him win in the first place.


You're smart (and probably right). Obama is mind farking the GOP harder than Fermat's Last Theorem mind farked Ivy League mathematicians.
 
2012-05-01 02:15:20 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You know who else moved forward... right into Poland!


I love Fark.
 
2012-05-01 02:15:42 PM  
talkingpointsmemo.com

Nice red jacket, RoMAOny
 
2012-05-01 02:15:48 PM  
cdn1.sbnation.com

They've infiltrated the NHL now.
 
2012-05-01 02:15:55 PM  

JAYoung: To move forward, you have to put it in "D," not "R."


Ka-zing!!
 
2012-05-01 02:16:38 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 640x353]

Nice red jacket, RoMAOny


It would also appear that he was moving (censored) in that picture.
 
2012-05-01 02:16:51 PM  
REPs: Don't go forward, go straight.
DEMs: Don't go straight, go forward.

The choice is yours.
 
2012-05-01 02:17:36 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Bhasayate: [www.thomhartmann.com image 640x330]


Bereave America (sob)
 
2012-05-01 02:17:46 PM  

Crunch61: REPs: Don't go forward, go straight.
DEMs: Don't go straight, go forward.

The choice is yours.


Are you saying that the future is gay?
 
2012-05-01 02:18:00 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.


Believe in America? Screw you Romney, I only believe in REAL America!!!
 
2012-05-01 02:18:58 PM  

LectertheChef: Know who else hated communists?

[hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com image 258x360]


WAS IST LOS ICH NICHT EINMAL
 
2012-05-01 02:19:41 PM  

LasersHurt: Crunch61: REPs: Don't go forward, go straight.
DEMs: Don't go straight, go forward.

The choice is yours.

Are you saying that the future is gay?


Dude, the past, present and future are going to be gay once the LGBT community gets a unified agenda to give to Obama as he steps in his magic time machine.

//They'd have to put down the sequin-machine first.
 
2012-05-01 02:20:07 PM  
Works best when contrasted to Romney going backward, to Bush advisers, on gay rights, women's health, immigration, etc.

And Romney is surprisingly inept at running his campaign. He won't be able to turn this into anything useful.

I wouldn't be surprised if Obama is just baiting Rush and FN with this.
 
2012-05-01 02:20:37 PM  

Weaver95: is it just me, or did the GOP shills go completely off their nut today?


I think the slow jam and the correspondents dinner, on top of not having a viable candidate, has sent them right round the bend. The right wing trolls here have ratcheted up their overtired-toddler-tantrum to 11 recently too, I think.
 
2012-05-01 02:21:56 PM  

Silly Jesus: Someone could have, I dunno, looked this word up before they decided on it being the new campaign word.

So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.


Maybe they're still trolling the shiat out of the right wing. Keep them WHAAARGARBLing and they'll look more and more ridiculous.
 
2012-05-01 02:22:04 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Always suspected this movie was Communist propaganda. Now we have proof.
 
2012-05-01 02:22:58 PM  

Crunch61: REPs: Don't go forward, go straight.
DEMs: Don't go straight, go forward.

The choice is yours.


I support always twirling, twirling toward freedom!
 
2012-05-01 02:23:12 PM  
Jesus Christ... What a bunch of petty morons.
 
2012-05-01 02:23:24 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.

Maybe they concluded that most of the voting population doesn't believe in laughably crafted conspiracy theories.


You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?

I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.
 
2012-05-01 02:23:37 PM  
www.icollector.com

"God is with us."

Every good Wehrmacht soldier had one.
 
2012-05-01 02:24:27 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Straight from the mind of Isaac Karl Lenin Alinsky Asimov.
 
2012-05-01 02:25:07 PM  
What the fark did I just read?!
 
2012-05-01 02:26:07 PM  

Silly Jesus: HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.

Maybe they concluded that most of the voting population doesn't believe in laughably crafted conspiracy theories.

You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?


What's the point? They've been calling him a socialist since he announced his first run. They've been happy to do it with no reason whatsoever for years. It's not a demographic he cares about.
 
2012-05-01 02:26:50 PM  

busy chillin': [s9.postimage.org image 500x118]


Oh, please, please let it be a bumper sticker.
 
2012-05-01 02:26:50 PM  
 
2012-05-01 02:28:30 PM  
ktv.korsettkollektiv.com

Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. To whip it. Whip it good.
 
2012-05-01 02:28:56 PM  

browneye: What the fark did I just read?!


The Breitbarters have moved from pot and X, skipped past peyote and jimsonweed, and are now shooting LSD straight into their veins.
 
2012-05-01 02:30:04 PM  

someonelse: Weaver95: is it just me, or did the GOP shills go completely off their nut today?

I think the slow jam and the correspondents dinner, on top of not having a viable candidate, has sent them right round the bend. The right wing trolls here have ratcheted up their overtired-toddler-tantrum to 11 recently too, I think.


i'm jumping from thread to thread today and it's the SAME 6 shills saying the exact same things to one another.

interesting.
 
2012-05-01 02:30:34 PM  

JAYoung: [www.icollector.com image 640x640]

"God is with us."

Every good Wehrmacht soldier had one.


GOT MITTUNS?! OMG Romney is a secrit Nazi!
 
2012-05-01 02:30:53 PM  

Silly Jesus: I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.


Actually, since it's already getting the more unhinged members of the GOP even more unhinged, I'd say it's working brilliantly. The Obama Administration has been playing the Republicans like fiddles for the last six months or so...
 
2012-05-01 02:32:13 PM  

JAYoung: [www.icollector.com image 640x640]

"God is with us."

Every good Wehrmacht soldier had one.


Looks to be me like it says "got mittons?"
 
2012-05-01 02:32:20 PM  

Silly Jesus: You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?

I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.


What are Republicans going to do about it? Say it's obvious Obama's a socialist because he enacted Mitt Romney's healthcare plan?

Harping on any slim association between "forward" and "socialism" as some sort of a communist plot by Obama, will just sound like lunatic banter to any low-information swing voter.
 
2012-05-01 02:32:57 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.


You know what I'd do if someone asked me what Socialism or Communism is? I'd go LOOK IT UP. You know why? COZ I DON'T KNOW.

Really, I don't. I can't get through the past century of howling rhetoric to find an agreed-upon definition in popular culture, so I'd have to head off to the library and have a look. I certainly don't trust Google on this one. I'd get 30,000,000 websites explaining how everything their writers don't like is "communist."

Then you have the Republicans, who, once they have the wrong answer, never let it be tainted by any shadow of critical thinking. But considering how proud they are to be from "red" states...
 
2012-05-01 02:34:36 PM  
Breitbart is not moving forward.
 
2012-05-01 02:37:06 PM  
But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
 
2012-05-01 02:37:07 PM  

Silly Jesus: HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.

Maybe they concluded that most of the voting population doesn't believe in laughably crafted conspiracy theories.

You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?

I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.


You think the candidate himself looks for and picks a slogan?

"He" picked one that will make the GOP even more like a relic of the 1950s. Take this, add Allen West talking about Communists in Congress, and you have Republicans making themselves into a laughingstock.
 
2012-05-01 02:37:39 PM  
Seriously, nobody posted this yet (well, yeah the quarter, but..):

www.50states.com

/ State Seal (arf! arf!) of Wisconsin
// Yeah, born a cheesehead but escaped.
 
2012-05-01 02:38:23 PM  

Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards


You really are misrepresenting the GOP something awful, aren't you.

The goal of the GOP is to destroy time altogether, tearing a rent through the very fabric of reality.
 
2012-05-01 02:39:22 PM  

Weaver95: someonelse: Weaver95: is it just me, or did the GOP shills go completely off their nut today?

I think the slow jam and the correspondents dinner, on top of not having a viable candidate, has sent them right round the bend. The right wing trolls here have ratcheted up their overtired-toddler-tantrum to 11 recently too, I think.

i'm jumping from thread to thread today and it's the SAME 6 shills saying the exact same things to one another.

interesting.


Probably because they are most likely the same person. There are a handful of mentally troubled users on this site. Trolling a message forum is their life. Hell, bevets has been doing the same garbage for YEARS. These are freaks who other people would definitely not feel safe to be near in real life.

Also, alot of inactive accounts have been very spammy recently out of the blue. Add to the fact that some of the admins here today appear to be in a pissy moody, you end up with them and the shills trying to out troll the other.
 
2012-05-01 02:40:11 PM  
"The seven-minute video accompanying the release of the new slogan revisits the familiar argument that Barack Obama inherited a mess..."

That liar! Everything was peachy when he got elected. Employment was so low that is was actually in the negative numbers, we had so many jobs that we had to bring in people from parallel dimensions. Everyone was driving new cars with free gas, and we all owned at least 2 houses.

"...and that he is responsible for signs of progress in the economy."

Of course not, he's only responsible for failures. Progress is the result of the Jesus pixies.

And finally:
"The Obama campaign's new re-election slogan for 2012 is "Forward." It's related to MSNBC's "Lean Forward," and, of course, to Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward," which had the opposite result."

Citation needed, or you're a lying gasbag. Basically it comes down to Tits, or GTFO.
 
2012-05-01 02:40:43 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Always suspected this movie was Communist propaganda. Now we have proof.


Come on, I did this hours ago and I even gave him a Russian hat.
 
2012-05-01 02:41:42 PM  

Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?


Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...
 
2012-05-01 02:42:30 PM  

the opposite of charity is justice: [caffeinatedthoughts.com image 462x360]

Ronald Reagan: Forward to Freedom


Just like with my Michael Reagan bit above - take whatever the right wing is clutching their pearls about on a given day, Google it with "Reagan" and you'll be pleased with the results.

From your link:

Well, let's make it clear to the American people that they must choose this year between those who are enemies of big government and the friends of the freedom fighters and, on the other hand, those who are advocates of Federal power and a foreign policy of illusion. So, let the choice be clear. Will it be "blame America first," or will it be "On to Democracy" and "Forward for Freedom"?
 
2012-05-01 02:44:22 PM  

Mikey1969: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...


I never trust Rmoney changers.
 
2012-05-01 02:44:48 PM  

Crooked Ref: Know what else has the motto, "Forward"...?
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x267]

No wonder the Koch brothers are so interested in our fair state...


The Wisconsin Republican Party motto is "Moving Wisconsin Forward". Obviously Wisconsin has been taken over by Maoists. God have mercy on your souls.

http://polkcountyrepublicans.com/
 
2012-05-01 02:45:54 PM  

Arkanaut: //prefer to go upward, not forward
///and always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom


Came here to say this; someone had to.

/Also, what's with the unusual number of conservative derp/Breitbart greenlights today?
 
2012-05-01 02:47:15 PM  
Words apparently not spoken at Breitbartland: "Are you sure we want to run with this? I'm afraid it will make us look like a bunch of pathetic, laughable, thin-skinned, highly deluded pantywaists."
 
2012-05-01 02:47:18 PM  

shastacola: Crooked Ref: Know what else has the motto, "Forward"...?
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x267]

No wonder the Koch brothers are so interested in our fair state...

The Wisconsin Republican Party motto is "Moving Wisconsin Forward". Obviously Wisconsin has been taken over by Maoists. God have mercy on your souls.

http://polkcountyrepublicans.com/


This is Wisconsin. It's more likely they were taken over by Mooists.
 
2012-05-01 02:48:18 PM  
More like 404ward, amiright? Guys?
 
2012-05-01 02:48:54 PM  

Mikey1969: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...


Last December, Romney said this:

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Since this book uses that term

Why You Should Become a Klansman:
Of Interest to White, Protestant, Native-born Americans who Want to Keep America American


I guess it's safe to say that Romney hates blacks, Jews and Catholics.
 
2012-05-01 02:48:57 PM  

Goldstein: More like 404ward, amiright? Guys?


I laff'd.
 
2012-05-01 02:51:53 PM  
Folks, 'Leave it to Beaver' ain't coming back on the air. If the Repubs want a pearl necklace, well they're just gonna have to engage in slightly naughty sex like everyone else.
 
2012-05-01 02:52:47 PM  
I gotta go back to the Romney quote I put up.

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Romney thinks nothing about America needs to be changed, but it needs to be restored, turned around, and kept the same.

God, I can't wait for the debates. I may die of popcorn overdose.
 
2012-05-01 02:53:25 PM  

CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.


Wait a minute. You actually memorized the vocabulary from the Ringo Starr movie "Caveman"?

Wait a minute. Apparently, so did I.
 
2012-05-01 02:58:42 PM  

MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?


herp and derp
 
2012-05-01 03:06:37 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: I gotta go back to the Romney quote I put up.

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Romney thinks nothing about America needs to be changed, but it needs to be restored, turned around, and kept the same.

God, I can't wait for the debates. I may die of popcorn overdose.


upload.wikimedia.org

1) America's greatest strength is adapting, innovation and invention
2) America must remain strong by not changing
 
2012-05-01 03:07:44 PM  

gunga galunga: Words apparently not spoken at Breitbartland:


"I should probably lay off the cocaine, I may wind up saying or writing something erratic."
 
2012-05-01 03:15:35 PM  

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.

Wait a minute. You actually memorized the vocabulary from the Ringo Starr movie "Caveman"?

Wait a minute. Apparently, so did I.


I thought they were peon quotes from Warcraft II.
 
Ant
2012-05-01 03:29:24 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: CSB: Right after the election, I had a white co-worker who got too comfortable send me a marginally racist Obama cartoon, complete with big lips and Ebonics. I responded with, why the hell would you assume I'm not an Obama supporter?


Ooooh! oooh! *raises hand* I know the answer to that!

It's because she'd created a nice little caricature of an Obama supporter/liberal in her mind, and you didn't fit it very well.
 
2012-05-01 03:33:40 PM  

CPennypacker: How many Breitbart links are we going to have greened today?


Apparently Drew is mad that Chris Loesch is in the #TwitterGulag.
 
2012-05-01 03:35:44 PM  

shastacola: Crooked Ref: Know what else has the motto, "Forward"...?
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x267]

No wonder the Koch brothers are so interested in our fair state...

The Wisconsin Republican Party motto is "Moving Wisconsin Forward". Obviously Wisconsin has been taken over by Maoists. God have mercy on your souls.

http://polkcountyrepublicans.com/


Even better:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-01 03:36:25 PM  

mrshowrules: 1) America's greatest strength is adapting, innovation and invention
2) America must remain strong by not changing


But Romney, how can America innovate and adapt if it can't change.

Romney: "America's greatest strength is adapting, but America must remain strong by not changing, but America must adapt, but it can't change. Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute!
 
2012-05-01 03:36:34 PM  
Whoops. beaten to the punch multiple times.
 
2012-05-01 03:38:14 PM  

DeaH: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

You really are misrepresenting the GOP something awful, aren't you.

The goal of the GOP is to destroy time altogether, tearing a rent through the very fabric of reality.


Rapture!
 
2012-05-01 03:38:55 PM  
Keep crying wolf socialist, Republicans. No way that can result in even fewer people buying your bullshiat.
 
2012-05-01 03:39:14 PM  

Crunch61: The choice is yours.


you can deal with this, or you can deal with that.
 
2012-05-01 03:45:03 PM  

Lunaville: I assume the Republicans will counter with a rallying cry of "Backwards! We must move Backwards!"


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-01 03:47:55 PM  
Mitt Romney: Russia Is 'Our Number One Geopolitical Foe'

They really do want to move backwards.
 
2012-05-01 04:01:16 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Mikey1969: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...

Last December, Romney said this:

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Since this book uses that term

Why You Should Become a Klansman:
Of Interest to White, Protestant, Native-born Americans who Want to Keep America American

I guess it's safe to say that Romney hates blacks, Jews and Catholics.


Wow, ouch... It'd be interesting to hear him answer this question, wouldn't it?
 
2012-05-01 04:09:49 PM  

Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.


Or it was just what it's supposed to be. A slogan that shows that we need to move ahead, we need to get out of the recession, we need to lower the unemployment rate, we need to move FORWARD on the road of progress.

Jesus, it's one of the most innocuous words out there, but of course if you dig deep enough, you'll be able to tarnish it.

We get it, he's black, so therefore everything he does MUST be Communist/Socialist/Kenyan propaganda to make us all Muslim.
 
2012-05-01 04:12:53 PM  

Headso: any use of the word forward is communist?


Only by Obama, Jesus, please try to keep up.
 
2012-05-01 04:14:43 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: God, I can't wait for the debates. I may die of popcorn overdose.


Obama's only problem is wiping that shiat eating grin he gets sometimes off his face long enough to make it through the debate. He has to convince himself he's losing so he can keep in the game and not get complacent, and it's getting harder to do all the time. He'll wipe the floor with R-Money.
 
2012-05-01 04:15:01 PM  

NeverDrunk23: bevets


DEAR GOD MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????



don't invoke it!!!!!
 
2012-05-01 04:15:25 PM  

Mikey1969: Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.

Or it was just what it's supposed to be. A slogan that shows that we need to move ahead, we need to get out of the recession, we need to lower the unemployment rate, we need to move FORWARD on the road of progress.

Jesus, it's one of the most innocuous words out there, but of course if you dig deep enough, you'll be able to tarnish it.

We get it, he's black, so therefore everything he does MUST be Communist/Socialist/Kenyan propaganda to make us all Muslim.


It doesn't matter what slogan Obama picked. The right would've figured out a way to link it to Communism.
 
2012-05-01 04:16:33 PM  

CPennypacker: How many Breitbart links are we going to have greened today?


Yeah, I don't get it... I submitted a great one about how Warren Jeffs has submitted a letter to the courts that he claims is from Jesus directly, I even gave it a great title. No go. Everyone told me BEFORE that they didn't get greened because I wasn't TotalFark, but I got a greenlight, and one that was not greened, but still available to TFers for some reason without being TF. Some nice soul sponsored me, and suddenly nothing gets greenlit... Seriously, a letter from Jesus submitted in a court case doesn't make it? WTF?
 
2012-05-01 04:17:22 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Mikey1969: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...

Last December, Romney said this:

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Since this book uses that term

Why You Should Become a Klansman:
Of Interest to White, Protestant, Native-born Americans who Want to Keep America American

I guess it's safe to say that Romney hates blacks, Jews and Catholics.


Well, he was a member of a blatantly racist organization until 1978.
 
2012-05-01 04:20:38 PM  
So because Mao Zedong used the word "forward" no Jesus-loving capitalist can use the word "forward."
 
2012-05-01 04:22:58 PM  

heinekenftw: So because Mao Zedong used the word "forward" no Jesus-loving capitalist can use the word "forward."


And nobody can do anything on May 1st because COMMUNISTS!

/People are still scared of the Commies, right?
 
2012-05-01 04:23:45 PM  
Wisconsin: Founded in 1848
www.50states.com

Communist Manifesto: Written in 1848

OH MY GOD. WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE PEOPLE
 
2012-05-01 04:30:48 PM  

Jekylman: DeaH: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

You really are misrepresenting the GOP something awful, aren't you.

The goal of the GOP is to destroy time altogether, tearing a rent through the very fabric of reality.

Rapture!


Be pure.
 
2012-05-01 04:32:50 PM  
images.wikia.com
"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."
 
2012-05-01 04:33:46 PM  
www.soccer-training-info.com

I guess Victoria Concordia Crescit was deemed too "arugula."
 
2012-05-01 04:35:08 PM  

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: "Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."


...like turning people over to McCarthy!
 
2012-05-01 04:39:28 PM  

CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.


t3.gstatic.com

Approves
 
2012-05-01 04:41:31 PM  

Dahnkster: [i243.photobucket.com image 640x480]
Now with more poop-on mustard.


You mean Mitt Romney is actually John Laurinaitis?

....

Suddenly, WWE makes much more sense.
 
2012-05-01 04:47:44 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Hideously Gigantic Smurf: "Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."

...like turning people over to McCarthy!


Guess that kinda rules out the whole "forward=commie" thing, don't it?
 
2012-05-01 04:51:38 PM  

Bhasayate: I like how the only just announced this and there are so many photoshops mocking this slogan.

[fjcezg.bay.livefilestore.com image 640x573]

[www.theblaze.com image 455x620]

Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?


talkingpointsmemo.com
 
2012-05-01 05:00:33 PM  

CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.


don't forget macaca.
 
2012-05-01 05:04:45 PM  
Still better to the type of music that the republicans and teabaggers listen to.
www.nazi-lauck-nsdapao.com
 
2012-05-01 05:10:16 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You know who else moved forward... right into Poland!


Well to be fair, Hitler did take a right turn first at Albuquerque, then swung around forward into Poland. Get yurz faks strate.
 
2012-05-01 05:29:14 PM  

Silly Jesus: I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.


Do you really believe that if the campaign hadn't chosen this slogan, there would have been noticeably fewer accusations of SOSHULIZMS from the derpmasters? Because I don't believe that for a second. These are people who can and will target literally anything as anti-American, if it suits their needs.
 
2012-05-01 06:12:38 PM  
someonelse 2012-05-01 05:29:14 PM

Do you really believe that if the campaign hadn't chosen this slogan, there would have been noticeably fewer accusations of SOSHULIZMS from the derpmasters? Because I don't believe that for a second. These are people who can and will target literally anything as anti-American.

Yeah, including America.

I'm feeling kinda strange today.

As if I'd woken up in a parallel universe whose only difference was that it was misaligned from the original by about 30 feet.
 
2012-05-01 06:28:26 PM  

Silly Jesus: I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, ...


Now tagged as "one of the SOSHULISM derpers"
 
2012-05-01 06:35:05 PM  

StopLurkListen: Silly Jesus: I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, ...

Now tagged as "one of the SOSHULISM derpers"


Now tagged as Ignore. ;)
 
2012-05-01 06:40:41 PM  

JAYoung: To move forward, you have to put it in "D," not "R."


So much WIN!

/Seriously, nice catch :-D
 
2012-05-01 06:42:18 PM  

Silly Jesus: StopLurkListen: Silly Jesus: I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, ...

Now tagged as "one of the SOSHULISM derpers"

Now tagged as Ignore. ;)


That'll show him.
 
2012-05-01 06:44:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Silly Jesus: StopLurkListen: Silly Jesus: I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, ...

Now tagged as "one of the SOSHULISM derpers"

Now tagged as Ignore. ;)

That'll show him.


Oh, it will. It will.
 
2012-05-01 07:20:04 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: JAYoung: To move forward, you have to put it in "D," not "R."

So much WIN!

/Seriously, nice catch :-D


(That's actually a very old line. We were using it in the 80s)
 
2012-05-01 07:20:59 PM  

wax_on: Crap, accidentally clicked the link. Try not to give those shiatheads clicks.


Yeah, I just promised myself to NEVER click a Breitbart link again. The facepalms are starting to chafe.
 
2012-05-01 07:35:28 PM  
 
2012-05-01 11:59:00 PM  

sigdiamond2000: The Obama campaign's new re-election slogan for 2012 is "Forward." It's related to MSNBC's "Lean Forward," and, of course, to Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward," which had the opposite result.

Q.E.D., libfarts.


Yeah! CHECKMATE LIBTARDS!
 
2012-05-02 06:58:46 AM  

GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards: sigdiamond2000: The Obama campaign's new re-election slogan for 2012 is "Forward." It's related to MSNBC's "Lean Forward," and, of course, to Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward," which had the opposite result.

Q.E.D., libfarts.

Yeah! CHECKMATE LIBTARDS!


Oooooh burn! But, we are rubber and you are glue!
 
2012-05-02 07:05:25 AM  
The Breitbart zombies should really just go with "We Got Nothing" as their permanent headline from this point out.

They'd still look like the fools they are just not nearly as badly as they do when they pull this kind of story out of their collective asshole.

Apparently the anti-commie propaganda instilled over the last fifty or so years in LCD Americans has been successful beyond the dreams of Pavlov.

Meanwhile the rest of the planet just rolls their eyes collectively at this level of derp.
 
2012-05-02 07:56:48 AM  

wax_on: Crap, accidentally clicked the link. Try not to give those shiatheads clicks.


I have never been to that site before.
The comments appear to be written by simpletons.
 
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