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2012-05-01 02:17:46 PM
Crunch61: REPs: Don't go forward, go straight.
DEMs: Don't go straight, go forward.

The choice is yours.


Are you saying that the future is gay?
 
2012-05-01 02:18:00 PM
HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.


Believe in America? Screw you Romney, I only believe in REAL America!!!
 
2012-05-01 02:18:58 PM
LectertheChef: Know who else hated communists?

[hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com image 258x360]


WAS IST LOS ICH NICHT EINMAL
 
2012-05-01 02:19:41 PM
LasersHurt: Crunch61: REPs: Don't go forward, go straight.
DEMs: Don't go straight, go forward.

The choice is yours.

Are you saying that the future is gay?


Dude, the past, present and future are going to be gay once the LGBT community gets a unified agenda to give to Obama as he steps in his magic time machine.

//They'd have to put down the sequin-machine first.
 
2012-05-01 02:20:07 PM
Works best when contrasted to Romney going backward, to Bush advisers, on gay rights, women's health, immigration, etc.

And Romney is surprisingly inept at running his campaign. He won't be able to turn this into anything useful.

I wouldn't be surprised if Obama is just baiting Rush and FN with this.
 
2012-05-01 02:20:37 PM
Weaver95: is it just me, or did the GOP shills go completely off their nut today?

I think the slow jam and the correspondents dinner, on top of not having a viable candidate, has sent them right round the bend. The right wing trolls here have ratcheted up their overtired-toddler-tantrum to 11 recently too, I think.
 
2012-05-01 02:21:56 PM
Silly Jesus: Someone could have, I dunno, looked this word up before they decided on it being the new campaign word.

So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.


Maybe they're still trolling the shiat out of the right wing. Keep them WHAAARGARBLing and they'll look more and more ridiculous.
 
2012-05-01 02:22:04 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

Always suspected this movie was Communist propaganda. Now we have proof.
 
2012-05-01 02:22:58 PM
Crunch61: REPs: Don't go forward, go straight.
DEMs: Don't go straight, go forward.

The choice is yours.


I support always twirling, twirling toward freedom!
 
2012-05-01 02:23:12 PM
Jesus Christ... What a bunch of petty morons.
 
2012-05-01 02:23:24 PM
HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.

Maybe they concluded that most of the voting population doesn't believe in laughably crafted conspiracy theories.


You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?

I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.
 
2012-05-01 02:23:37 PM
www.icollector.com

"God is with us."

Every good Wehrmacht soldier had one.
 
2012-05-01 02:24:27 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Straight from the mind of Isaac Karl Lenin Alinsky Asimov.
 
2012-05-01 02:25:07 PM
What the fark did I just read?!
 
2012-05-01 02:26:07 PM
Silly Jesus: HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.

Maybe they concluded that most of the voting population doesn't believe in laughably crafted conspiracy theories.

You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?


What's the point? They've been calling him a socialist since he announced his first run. They've been happy to do it with no reason whatsoever for years. It's not a demographic he cares about.
 
2012-05-01 02:26:50 PM
busy chillin': [s9.postimage.org image 500x118]

Oh, please, please let it be a bumper sticker.
 
2012-05-01 02:26:50 PM
 
2012-05-01 02:28:30 PM
ktv.korsettkollektiv.com

Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. To whip it. Whip it good.
 
2012-05-01 02:28:56 PM
browneye: What the fark did I just read?!

The Breitbarters have moved from pot and X, skipped past peyote and jimsonweed, and are now shooting LSD straight into their veins.
 
2012-05-01 02:30:04 PM
someonelse: Weaver95: is it just me, or did the GOP shills go completely off their nut today?

I think the slow jam and the correspondents dinner, on top of not having a viable candidate, has sent them right round the bend. The right wing trolls here have ratcheted up their overtired-toddler-tantrum to 11 recently too, I think.


i'm jumping from thread to thread today and it's the SAME 6 shills saying the exact same things to one another.

interesting.
 
2012-05-01 02:30:34 PM
JAYoung: [www.icollector.com image 640x640]

"God is with us."

Every good Wehrmacht soldier had one.


GOT MITTUNS?! OMG Romney is a secrit Nazi!
 
2012-05-01 02:30:53 PM
Silly Jesus: I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.

Actually, since it's already getting the more unhinged members of the GOP even more unhinged, I'd say it's working brilliantly. The Obama Administration has been playing the Republicans like fiddles for the last six months or so...
 
2012-05-01 02:32:13 PM
JAYoung: [www.icollector.com image 640x640]

"God is with us."

Every good Wehrmacht soldier had one.


Looks to be me like it says "got mittons?"
 
2012-05-01 02:32:20 PM
Silly Jesus: You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?

I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.


What are Republicans going to do about it? Say it's obvious Obama's a socialist because he enacted Mitt Romney's healthcare plan?

Harping on any slim association between "forward" and "socialism" as some sort of a communist plot by Obama, will just sound like lunatic banter to any low-information swing voter.
 
2012-05-01 02:32:57 PM
YoungSwedishBlonde: I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.

You know what I'd do if someone asked me what Socialism or Communism is? I'd go LOOK IT UP. You know why? COZ I DON'T KNOW.

Really, I don't. I can't get through the past century of howling rhetoric to find an agreed-upon definition in popular culture, so I'd have to head off to the library and have a look. I certainly don't trust Google on this one. I'd get 30,000,000 websites explaining how everything their writers don't like is "communist."

Then you have the Republicans, who, once they have the wrong answer, never let it be tainted by any shadow of critical thinking. But considering how proud they are to be from "red" states...
 
2012-05-01 02:34:36 PM
Breitbart is not moving forward.
 
2012-05-01 02:37:06 PM
But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
 
2012-05-01 02:37:07 PM
Silly Jesus: HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: So worst case it was intentional. Best case it was stupid/lazy/ignorant/short-sighted.

Maybe they concluded that most of the voting population doesn't believe in laughably crafted conspiracy theories.

You don't think that someone who is portrayed by his vocal opponents as a socialist might do some due diligence and not pick, out of millions of possible words, one that is strongly associated with socialist/communist publications throughout the last two hundred years?

I'm not one of the SOSHULISM derpers, but come on, this is kind of a stupid move.


You think the candidate himself looks for and picks a slogan?

"He" picked one that will make the GOP even more like a relic of the 1950s. Take this, add Allen West talking about Communists in Congress, and you have Republicans making themselves into a laughingstock.
 
2012-05-01 02:37:39 PM
Seriously, nobody posted this yet (well, yeah the quarter, but..):

www.50states.com

/ State Seal (arf! arf!) of Wisconsin
// Yeah, born a cheesehead but escaped.
 
2012-05-01 02:38:23 PM
Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

You really are misrepresenting the GOP something awful, aren't you.

The goal of the GOP is to destroy time altogether, tearing a rent through the very fabric of reality.
 
2012-05-01 02:39:22 PM
Weaver95: someonelse: Weaver95: is it just me, or did the GOP shills go completely off their nut today?

I think the slow jam and the correspondents dinner, on top of not having a viable candidate, has sent them right round the bend. The right wing trolls here have ratcheted up their overtired-toddler-tantrum to 11 recently too, I think.

i'm jumping from thread to thread today and it's the SAME 6 shills saying the exact same things to one another.

interesting.


Probably because they are most likely the same person. There are a handful of mentally troubled users on this site. Trolling a message forum is their life. Hell, bevets has been doing the same garbage for YEARS. These are freaks who other people would definitely not feel safe to be near in real life.

Also, alot of inactive accounts have been very spammy recently out of the blue. Add to the fact that some of the admins here today appear to be in a pissy moody, you end up with them and the shills trying to out troll the other.
 
2012-05-01 02:40:11 PM
"The seven-minute video accompanying the release of the new slogan revisits the familiar argument that Barack Obama inherited a mess..."

That liar! Everything was peachy when he got elected. Employment was so low that is was actually in the negative numbers, we had so many jobs that we had to bring in people from parallel dimensions. Everyone was driving new cars with free gas, and we all owned at least 2 houses.

"...and that he is responsible for signs of progress in the economy."

Of course not, he's only responsible for failures. Progress is the result of the Jesus pixies.

And finally:
"The Obama campaign's new re-election slogan for 2012 is "Forward." It's related to MSNBC's "Lean Forward," and, of course, to Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward," which had the opposite result."

Citation needed, or you're a lying gasbag. Basically it comes down to Tits, or GTFO.
 
2012-05-01 02:40:43 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Always suspected this movie was Communist propaganda. Now we have proof.


Come on, I did this hours ago and I even gave him a Russian hat.
 
2012-05-01 02:41:42 PM
Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...
 
2012-05-01 02:42:30 PM
the opposite of charity is justice: [caffeinatedthoughts.com image 462x360]

Ronald Reagan: Forward to Freedom


Just like with my Michael Reagan bit above - take whatever the right wing is clutching their pearls about on a given day, Google it with "Reagan" and you'll be pleased with the results.

From your link:

Well, let's make it clear to the American people that they must choose this year between those who are enemies of big government and the friends of the freedom fighters and, on the other hand, those who are advocates of Federal power and a foreign policy of illusion. So, let the choice be clear. Will it be "blame America first," or will it be "On to Democracy" and "Forward for Freedom"?
 
2012-05-01 02:44:22 PM
Mikey1969: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...


I never trust Rmoney changers.
 
2012-05-01 02:44:48 PM
Crooked Ref: Know what else has the motto, "Forward"...?
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x267]

No wonder the Koch brothers are so interested in our fair state...


The Wisconsin Republican Party motto is "Moving Wisconsin Forward". Obviously Wisconsin has been taken over by Maoists. God have mercy on your souls.

http://polkcountyrepublicans.com/
 
2012-05-01 02:45:54 PM
Arkanaut: //prefer to go upward, not forward
///and always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom


Came here to say this; someone had to.

/Also, what's with the unusual number of conservative derp/Breitbart greenlights today?
 
2012-05-01 02:47:15 PM
Words apparently not spoken at Breitbartland: "Are you sure we want to run with this? I'm afraid it will make us look like a bunch of pathetic, laughable, thin-skinned, highly deluded pantywaists."
 
2012-05-01 02:47:18 PM
shastacola: Crooked Ref: Know what else has the motto, "Forward"...?
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x267]

No wonder the Koch brothers are so interested in our fair state...

The Wisconsin Republican Party motto is "Moving Wisconsin Forward". Obviously Wisconsin has been taken over by Maoists. God have mercy on your souls.

http://polkcountyrepublicans.com/


This is Wisconsin. It's more likely they were taken over by Mooists.
 
2012-05-01 02:48:18 PM
More like 404ward, amiright? Guys?
 
2012-05-01 02:48:54 PM
Mikey1969: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

Nobody can keep up, they keep changing...


Last December, Romney said this:

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Since this book uses that term

Why You Should Become a Klansman:
Of Interest to White, Protestant, Native-born Americans who Want to Keep America American


I guess it's safe to say that Romney hates blacks, Jews and Catholics.
 
2012-05-01 02:48:57 PM
Goldstein: More like 404ward, amiright? Guys?

I laff'd.
 
2012-05-01 02:51:53 PM
Folks, 'Leave it to Beaver' ain't coming back on the air. If the Repubs want a pearl necklace, well they're just gonna have to engage in slightly naughty sex like everyone else.
 
2012-05-01 02:52:47 PM
I gotta go back to the Romney quote I put up.

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Romney thinks nothing about America needs to be changed, but it needs to be restored, turned around, and kept the same.

God, I can't wait for the debates. I may die of popcorn overdose.
 
2012-05-01 02:53:25 PM
CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.


Wait a minute. You actually memorized the vocabulary from the Ringo Starr movie "Caveman"?

Wait a minute. Apparently, so did I.
 
2012-05-01 02:58:42 PM
MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?


herp and derp
 
2012-05-01 03:06:37 PM
rufus-t-firefly: I gotta go back to the Romney quote I put up.

He means what he says when he says he wants to fundamentally transform America. There's nothing wrong with America that needs transforming. I want to restore America. I want to turn around America. I want to keep America American.

Romney thinks nothing about America needs to be changed, but it needs to be restored, turned around, and kept the same.

God, I can't wait for the debates. I may die of popcorn overdose.


upload.wikimedia.org

1) America's greatest strength is adapting, innovation and invention
2) America must remain strong by not changing
 
2012-05-01 03:07:44 PM
gunga galunga: Words apparently not spoken at Breitbartland:

"I should probably lay off the cocaine, I may wind up saying or writing something erratic."
 
2012-05-01 03:15:35 PM
Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: CavalierEternal: MindStalker: So, "Forward", is a communist message. I'm glad I got that memo, I'll be sure to never use that word again.

//How many words do I have left besides Ugh, and Grog?

You still got "alunda", "bobo", "haraka", "macha", "nya", "ool", "pooka", "ugh", "zug zug", "kuda" and "doodoo" to work with.

Wait a minute. You actually memorized the vocabulary from the Ringo Starr movie "Caveman"?

Wait a minute. Apparently, so did I.


I thought they were peon quotes from Warcraft II.
 
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