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2012-05-01 01:32:09 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Yes. I used to go there for the lulz, but now they're just insane. Currently the most evil person in the world is Dan Savage, Christian hating bully, who it seems is Obama's best friend.
 
2012-05-01 01:32:39 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


If by "worse" you mean "more hilarious than ever," yes.

They're basically just sh*tslinging at this point. These "articles" don't even really have points, other than "FartbaMao iz socialistisms." I fully expect them to fully embrace their birther urges within the month.

I love these motherf*ckers. They keep me in stitches.

I can't wait to read their official response to the L'Affaire du Funky Winkerbean .
 
2012-05-01 01:33:24 PM  

impaler: Bhasayate: He gets to use a 'normal' word that has obvious ties to radical leftists

Say what again?


Forward! Make great leap!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-01 01:33:32 PM  

Bhasayate: I like how the only just announced this and there are so many photoshops mocking this slogan.

[fjcezg.bay.livefilestore.com image 640x573]

[www.theblaze.com image 455x620]

Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?


Those are fairly friendly bits of mocking compared to most of the vitriol we see.

i.huffpost.com

Do we really need to go any further?

0.tqn.com
 
2012-05-01 01:33:39 PM  
I assume the Republicans will counter with a rallying cry of "Backwards! We must move Backwards!"
 
2012-05-01 01:34:28 PM  

Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards


Darn it.
 
2012-05-01 01:34:53 PM  

jj325: Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?

Yes. I used to go there for the lulz, but now they're just insane. Currently the most evil person in the world is Dan Savage, Christian hating bully, who it seems is Obama's best friend muslim homo-life partner.

 
2012-05-01 01:35:12 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Short answer? Yep.

Long answer? EEEEEEEEEEEEYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss.



/'I had a stroke'
 
2012-05-01 01:35:51 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?


Haha. Have you seen their reaction to a random LA coroner dying last week? They've gone from batshiat crazy to batshiat crazy conspiracy theorists since their leader died.

It would be hilarious if they just a fringe group and not the core constituency of their party.
 
2012-05-01 01:35:58 PM  

Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards


To 1850.
 
2012-05-01 01:36:19 PM  
In all seriousness, is "Believe in America" a reference to Mormon belief that America is the Holy Land?
From the Book of Mormon: But, said he, notwithstanding our afflictions, we have obtained a land of promise, a land which is CHOICE above all other lands; a land which the Lord God hath covenanted with me should be a land for the inheritance of my seed. Yea, the Lord hath covenanted this land unto me, and to my children forever, and also all those who should be led out of other countries by the hand of the Lord..."
 
2012-05-01 01:37:06 PM  
If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?
 
2012-05-01 01:37:44 PM  

meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.

 
2012-05-01 01:37:52 PM  
F*ck it, I'm voting Green
 
2012-05-01 01:38:03 PM  

MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?


Money is more important than some label like "communist" or "Made in America".
 
2012-05-01 01:39:54 PM  

meat0918: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

Money is more important than some label like "communist" or "Made in America".


Also Communist
 
2012-05-01 01:40:08 PM  

MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?


China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...
 
2012-05-01 01:40:21 PM  

meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 1850.


They don't want to go backwards in time, they want to go to an alternate reality. They're not looking for a time machine, but a magic tv cable repairman who can transport them to Pleasentville where no lessons will be learned by anyone ever. It is completely surreal, the GOP's ideal future is the first half of a Twilight Zone episode.
 
2012-05-01 01:40:31 PM  

qorkfiend: meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.


1665
 
2012-05-01 01:40:48 PM  

coeyagi: meat0918: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

Money is more important than some label like "communist" or "Made in America".

Also Communist


Damn less than symbol.

Also Mooslim > Communist. You don't see the Insane Koch Bros. sending jobs to Kuwait, do you?
 
2012-05-01 01:42:39 PM  
Is it really a good idea to plant a seven minute campaign commercial for your hated opposition in the middle of an article attacking him? Click on that video and you see a parade of verifiable accomplishments punctuated by Republicans trying to prevent any of those accomplishments from happening to the exclusion of anything positive, including Mitch McTurtle's "Our top priority" comment to the Heritage Foundation. I know that's the narrative that I already have in my head, so I have a bit of a bias (just a wee), and there probably aren't any "undecided" Breitbart readers, but it just seems odd.

I think they would have attacked any slogan he came up with as a Communist plot.
 
2012-05-01 01:42:54 PM  

qorkfiend: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...


So basically, Communism.

//does the Right not like Communism because there is no deity-based fear system used to get morons distracted from economic issues?
 
2012-05-01 01:43:03 PM  
I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:16 PM  

netweavr: F*ck it, I'm voting Green



That worked out great in 2000.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:27 PM  
TWO links to Breitbart in one morning? WTF?
 
2012-05-01 01:44:37 PM  

MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?


Making them our slaves isn't exactly loving them. They also might dislike minorities, but would be proud to have one as a servant.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:47 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.


Since they'll all be watching "Ass", I find this highly unlikely.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:56 PM  
Know who else likes to go forward?

Jews!
 
2012-05-01 01:46:47 PM  

Lunaville: qorkfiend: meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.

1665


1250! Do I have 1250? Going once, twice, sold! To the lady in the back with the crazy eyes!
 
2012-05-01 01:47:11 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Bhasayate: Does Romney have a slogan we can mock yet?

"Believe in America".

Do your worst, Fark.


OH MY GOD! Mitt Romney believes in UFOs! You know who else had believe in their slogan?!?!?!?

www.shareyourwallpaper.com
 
2012-05-01 01:47:17 PM  

coeyagi: qorkfiend: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...

So basically, Communism.

//does the Right not like Communism because there is no deity-based fear system used to get morons distracted from economic issues?


Probably. They'd have to create some other fear system.
 
2012-05-01 01:47:49 PM  
Know what else has the motto, "Forward"...?
lh3.googleusercontent.com

No wonder the Koch brothers are so interested in our fair state...
 
2012-05-01 01:47:51 PM  

LectertheChef: Know who else likes to go forward?

Jews!


Then why do they read backward?
 
2012-05-01 01:47:58 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: If this line of thought takes hold, will that mean the end of FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: emails from carzy uncle Bob?


I have crazy relatives, but I nevr get these e-mails that Farkers always talk about. I wonder why?

CSB: Right after the election, I had a white co-worker who got too comfortable send me a marginally racist Obama cartoon, complete with big lips and Ebonics. I responded with, why the hell would you assume I'm not an Obama supporter?

*crickets*

Didn't look me in the eye for about three months. She still doesn't interact with me the way she used too.
 
2012-05-01 01:48:51 PM  
i151.photobucket.com

Damn socialist cows.
 
2012-05-01 01:49:05 PM  

coeyagi: qorkfiend: MadMonk: If the Republicans hate communism so much how come they ship all of our jobs to China?

China's the right kind of communism. Few protections for workers, no minimum wage, few environmental or safety regulations, government protection for those with connections...

So basically, Communism.

//does the Right not like Communism because there is no deity-based fear system used to get morons distracted from economic issues?


In my experience, usually, if you're trying to have a conversation with a person and the only argument or justification he can come up with for his position is "Well, communism.", you are dealing with a person of relatively low intelligence and, most likely, he has no legitimate support for his position. If you try to get anything beyond "communism", his next response is likely to be "Shut-up. Why don't you just shut-up?"
 
2012-05-01 01:49:37 PM  

Crooked Ref: now what else has the motto, "Forward"...?


Tiny fists and all...
 
2012-05-01 01:49:50 PM  

coeyagi: YoungSwedishBlonde: I'd love to see a collective writing of what conservatives actually think communism and socialism is and how it relates to Democratic politics in America. I'm sure I could throw it in a time capsule and have people 100 years consider it the greatest comedy of our time.

Since they'll all be watching "Ass", I find this highly unlikely.


Maybe your plebeian offspring. I'm sure my family will be enjoying high class shows like "Ow, My Balls"
 
2012-05-01 01:50:38 PM  
i243.photobucket.com
Now with more poop-on mustard.
 
2012-05-01 01:50:57 PM  

Arkanaut: Lunaville: qorkfiend: meat0918: Walker: As opposed to the GOP slogan: Backwards

To 18501750.

1665

1250! Do I have 1250? Going once, twice, sold! To the lady in the back with the crazy eyes!


holy cow.
 
2012-05-01 01:51:26 PM  
ALSO USING THE MOTTO 'FORWARD:

*The state of Wisconsin.
 
2012-05-01 01:51:52 PM  
Animal Farm isn't really that great since the pigs took over--but you don't want Farmer Brown back, do you?

WE GET IT, HE'S BLACK
 
2012-05-01 01:51:52 PM  
And to think that we are going to have four more years of these mouth breathers throwing tantrums.
 
2012-05-01 01:52:10 PM  
Obama also says 'the' quite often. 'THE Communist Manifesto;' 'THE Russian Revolution;' 'THE Long March'...

Thank God we can count on the Republicans to always move backward.
 
2012-05-01 01:52:45 PM  
Dang it, I can't even claim silver medal.
 
2012-05-01 01:54:05 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Actually, The "Great Leap Forward" did in fact move the country forward, compared to where it was previously.


I don't even want to dignify this with a response, but Obama's campaign has nothing to do with the Great Leap Forward. He isn't proposing anything that the Great Leap Forward proposed. It really isn't even worthy of a response, it's so pants on head retarded. But yet of course the next week news cycle will be all about how Obama is Mao all over again.

And you've got full retards like Allen West out there saying there are 80 communists in the House of Representatives. I mean seriously, how goddamn stupid can this country get?
 
2012-05-01 01:54:25 PM  
How many Breitbart links are we going to have greened today?
 
2012-05-01 01:54:38 PM  

jj325: Debeo Summa Credo: Has Breitbart.com actually gotten worse since he died?

Yes. I used to go there for the lulz, but now they're just insane. Currently the most evil person in the world is Dan Savage, Christian hating bully, who it seems is Obama's best friend.


When did that happen? I thought The Terrorist Bill Ayers was Obama's best friend.

/so will Dan now be called The Terrorist Homosexual Dan Savage?
 
2012-05-01 01:54:54 PM  
Didn't click on Breitbart. Is "they" in the headline the Obama administration? And "hide it" referring to their... Maoist tactics? That's what I gather from this thread, but I can't quite be sure.
 
2012-05-01 01:55:24 PM  
Revolution was a John Lennon song by the way.
 
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