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(WJLA Washington DC)   "Hello, 911? Yes, I'm calling to report a home robbery." "Okay, sir, what did they steal?" "My weed." "Your what?"   (wjla.com) divider line 20
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2012-05-01 10:28:16 AM
When the police ask for clarification, it's "weed whacker".
 
2012-05-01 10:29:10 AM
And here we have a major driving force behind the legalization movement. Dude, I got ripped off and I can't call the cops.

Soon, it will be "Sir, can you describe your 2 tons of marijuana?"
 
2012-05-01 10:32:23 AM
My wheat! I said my wheat! I'm a farmer.
 
2012-05-01 10:33:47 AM
people who smoke a harmless plant shouldn't get police protection.
 
2012-05-01 10:37:42 AM
I hate to ask this, but can the patrol car stop by Chipotle on the way over and pick up an order?
 
2012-05-01 10:38:51 AM
just because its illegal doesnt mean the cops shouldnt protect you from theft. Maybe if the cops would enforce some protections to drug users/dealers people wouldnt have to shoot each other in the streets to get justice.
 
2012-05-01 10:42:04 AM
Isn't this the same department that will deliver weed unannounced to your doorstep?

/then they'll arrest you for it
//mayor's special: get your dog shot
 
2012-05-01 10:42:44 AM
Here is the police report on the case and since I work one mile away from this place, I am getting a quite a kick out of all the replies.......


OFF CAMPUS CRIME ALERT - FROM THE PRINCE GEORGE'S COUNTY POLICE

The following is a brief synopsis of information reported to the Prince George's County Police:

INCIDENT: Off-Campus Residential Robbery
OCCURRED: April 30, 2012 at 12:35 p.m.
LOCATION: 8300 block of Currie Place in Adelphi, MD
PGPD CASE #: 12-121-1430

BRIEF DETAILS:

On 4/30/2012 at 12:35 p.m. two victims reported to the Prince George's County Police they were robbed of their drugs and money. Prince Georges County Police responded to the 8300 Block of Currie Place in Adelphi, MD for a residential robbery. The victims reported that the suspects entered their house, demanding drugs and money. The suspect took their drugs, cash, and a vehicle belonging to one of the victims. All three suspects were wearing masks and two were armed with silver handguns. They fled the scene afterward in an unknown direction.

The Prince George's County Police Department is conducting the investigation. Individuals with any information regarding this incident or the possible identity of suspects are encouraged to contact police
(911 or 301-772-4908).
 
2012-05-01 10:45:25 AM
Armed robbery is much more serious than pot, and the thieves also took the victims car.

Sounds like calling the police was the right course of action.
 
2012-05-01 10:45:45 AM
More pruuf that edukashon and drugs dont mix.
 
2012-05-01 10:51:33 AM
Alonjar: Armed robbery is much more serious than pot, and the thieves also took the victims car.

Sounds like calling the police was the right course of action.


Except all that stuff will now be taken away as drug money anyway even if it's recovered.
 
2012-05-01 11:01:10 AM
TheShavingofOccam123: And here we have a major driving force behind the legalization movement. Dude, I got ripped off and I can't call the cops.

Soon, it will be "Sir, can you describe your 2 tons of marijuana?"


I see it as the opposite. Don't legalize pot because either pot makes you this stupid or it attracts stupid.


Also "Duuude I got robbed. What is the number to call 911 ?"
 
2012-05-01 11:02:08 AM
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2012-05-01 11:06:01 AM
Ah, PG County. I work and attend school in College Park...sure am glad I don't live there anymore, though.
 
2012-05-01 11:14:00 AM
One Bad Apple: TheShavingofOccam123: And here we have a major driving force behind the legalization movement. Dude, I got ripped off and I can't call the cops.

Soon, it will be "Sir, can you describe your 2 tons of marijuana?"

I see it as the opposite. Don't legalize pot because either pot makes you this stupid or it attracts stupid.

Also "Duuude I got robbed. What is the number to call 911 ?"


If pot is legalized, it's going to be companies like Altria who make most of it. Altria makes cigarettes and wine (they used to be in a conglomerate with Kraft Foods but they wanted to split up the sin side of the business). The guys running the company don't spend their time drunk off their asses.
 
2012-05-01 11:20:01 AM
That's nothin', someone drank all my bathtub gin!
 
2012-05-01 11:30:34 AM
meanmutton: One Bad Apple: TheShavingofOccam123: And here we have a major driving force behind the legalization movement. Dude, I got ripped off and I can't call the cops.

Soon, it will be "Sir, can you describe your 2 tons of marijuana?"

I see it as the opposite. Don't legalize pot because either pot makes you this stupid or it attracts stupid.

Also "Duuude I got robbed. What is the number to call 911 ?"

If pot is legalized, it's going to be companies like Altria who make most of it. Altria makes cigarettes and wine (they used to be in a conglomerate with Kraft Foods but they wanted to split up the sin side of the business). The guys running the company don't spend their time drunk off their asses.


Duh. It's all hookers and blow.

/hookers and blow
 
2012-05-01 11:31:52 AM
meanmutton: The guys running the company don't spend their time drunk off their asses.

I think this is the biggest problem with making weed legal.
If they wanted it to be done, they should take some of that two billion dollar payday from the existing industry and start buying senators. But the people who are running those operations are either enjoying their monopolies or too stoned on their own goods to care.

The opposition is sober and business minded towards their own interest, those tapping in to their own stock don't stand a chance.
 
2012-05-01 11:41:41 AM
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/Disappointed in his weed-hiding skills
 
2012-05-01 01:53:49 PM
Ms.Maus: Isn't this the same department that will deliver weed unannounced to your doorstep?

/then they'll arrest you for it
//mayor's special: get your dog shot


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