Good game, but I can't imagine Philly will fail to show up for two games straight. Cant blame Bryz.

desertgeek: robsul82: GOOOOOOOOOOAL, NEW JERSEY!

CLARKSON!

POWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRR!



Clarkson, you utter pillock!

Two things:

1. The Devils have still never been swept in the playoffs.

2. Game 4 will be played on Brodeur's 40th birthday, and he won't have to face elimination on that day.

robsul82: Earguy: robsul82: Now let's get another another insurance goal, Red Alert towel!

I don't think that's necessary.

Necessary? Is it NECESSARY to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste.

Nice. See ya Thursday, Bear

CBC 3 Stars:
* Adam Larsson
** Martin Brodeur
*** Ilya Bryzgalov

Philly's roster was filled with Robbie Turcottes.

Accck, finally get to turn on the game and it's over. NJ hammered them, huh?

The Great Gazoo: Two things:

1. The Devils have still never been swept in the playoffs.

2. Game 4 will be played on Brodeur's 40th birthday, and he won't have to face elimination on that day.

On point one, does that include rocky hockey? Too drunk and on mobile to check.

Well, that was a fun game to follow on the Fark thread. Someone apparently got the memo that giving Bryz a shutout would prove the Mayans right, and then . . .

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: 2wolves: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: 2wolves: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: 2wolves: in the net!

HAHA no matter what the Pens got their asses whipped HAHA

As I freely admitted. I presume you missed my comments at the beginning of the series.

Your butthurtt is showing.

No reason to be butthurt. Flyers lost tonight to a team who committed to pllaying good clean hockey. They did not turn into the dirty pieces of shiat from a shiatty city who thinks adding french fries to a sandwich is high cuisine. Oh well. fark Pittsburgh. They lost to a superior team and have ZERO bragging rights this year.

Would you like an extra absorbent tampon?

No cuz crosby and his overrated squad is done

Dude, even Habs fans are over celebrating the demise of the Bruins. May I suggest focusing on the series in front of you?

pregerstheHobo: The Great Gazoo: Two things:

1. The Devils have still never been swept in the playoffs.

2. Game 4 will be played on Brodeur's 40th birthday, and he won't have to face elimination on that day.

On point one, does that include rocky hockey? Too drunk and on mobile to check.

Hmm. I'm not sure.

OMG! The redhead in the wendy's commercials? She's the makeup artist in the godaddy commercial where Danica and Jillian supposedly strut out nekkid!!

/sry, love that redhead

paj: CBC 3 Stars:
* Adam Larsson
** Martin Brodeur
*** Ilya Bryzgalov

Bryzgalov did lower his GAA by only giving up 3 goals tonight, I guess that's worth a star.

2wolves: Enormous-Schwanstucker: Clarkson, you utter pillock!

Some say he's never staked a single penalty kill...

Some say he actually skated out of the wooomb....

9beers: paj: CBC 3 Stars:
* Adam Larsson
** Martin Brodeur
*** Ilya Bryzgalov

Bryzgalov did lower his GAA by only giving up 3 goals tonight, I guess that's worth a star.

Was just going to say that, ha.

Hey, my Boobies in a Fark hockey thread.

Larsson's been a healthy scratch for quite a few weeks, no? Last I heard it was "lack of aggression." Looked okay to me tonight...goal didn't hurt my perception though.

Enormous-Schwanstucker: 2wolves: Enormous-Schwanstucker: Clarkson, you utter pillock!

Some say he's never staked a single penalty kill...

Some say he actually skated out of the wooomb....

If I wasn't at work, I'd totally photoshop Stig's Canadian cousin right now.

netweavr: Link

This is the wallpaper on my phone.

/Kovy 2012?

The Great Gazoo: pregerstheHobo: The Great Gazoo: Two things:

1. The Devils have still never been swept in the playoffs.

2. Game 4 will be played on Brodeur's 40th birthday, and he won't have to face elimination on that day.

On point one, does that include rocky hockey? Too drunk and on mobile to check.

Hmm. I'm not sure.

No, wait, according to wiki they were sept in two games by the flyers in 1978. So they have been swept before, when they made the playoffs 21 games under .500

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Basically just saying I am happy to be rohoting for a team still in it rather than against the better and classier team who beat my overrated punkass team

yep.

you get used to that on fark from Pens fans. they stick around simply to rip on Philly or Washington.

not realizing that a lot of Philly and Washington fans go "ehh.. my teams can suck whatever it's what they do"

blind homerism abounds from the persistent Pen farkers.

the "good" Penn farkers (geom, mikaloyd) show up a little more as time goes on but i miss them.

desertgeek: Enormous-Schwanstucker: 2wolves: Enormous-Schwanstucker: Clarkson, you utter pillock!

Some say he's never staked a single penalty kill...

Some say he actually skated out of the wooomb....

If I wasn't at work, I'd totally photoshop Stig's Canadian cousin right now.

Thats ok. No PS on this work laptop so I can wait...patiently.

RminusQ:

Yeah, there have been some hilariously bad playoff formats in the NHL's distant history. Twelve of seventeen teams qualifying, for instance.

I huess the Blackhawks were ahead of them that year in the Smythe Division at exactly .500. Yeesh. But still, franchise records count. If Phoenix has to put up with Winnipeg's shiatty records, and Colorado with Quebec's than NJ has to deal with it too. The price of relocation I suppose.

RminusQ:

Fair enough. Restatement, then: "The Devils have never been the victims of a four-game sweep."

/for all the shiat people give the NHL about so many teams making playoffs, it's a smaller percentage now than it's ever been

I'll take that.

And the playoffs rule. They kickass. Yeah! Huhhuhuhuhuhuh...they kick so much ass, there's like, ass getting kicked by more ass...huhuhuhuhuhuh:

Stay in bed, Kovy. Clarkson's got this.

Good game, Bryz! You kept it from being 8-1 somehow!

DEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLSSSSSSS!

/Jersey born and raised

vegaswench: Nothing to see here just prolonging my streak. I missed two or three threads last year and dammit I'm hitting them all this year.

Where the hell was the Philly offense tonight??

they didn't know math and thought the game ends after 1 period.

deserved that loss. had a dream they replaced the hockey goals with soccer-sized goals and Bryz wouldn't even move. so the other teams would just skate to the far right side of the goal and tap in the puck.

I want PHL to advance for two reasons, both having to do with just always liking them:

1) PHL vs Winner of WAS/NYR will be fun (PHL/NYR would be my pick for awesome)
2) NJD vs winner of WAS/NYR.... NJD doesn't excite me at all except Brodeur.

And I lived in NJ in my life and definitely was a Hasek fan (having a slinky for a spine: priceless).... but this squad right now, sans Brodeur, really fails to excite me. Parise is good but.... i dunno.

so yeah, as someone who wants some exciting Eastern Hockey before the West takes the Cup this year, I'm rooting for Philly.

Still think STL/NYR isn't far-fetched... though STL could be playing a good choke of a 2nd round.

So, in conclusion: Philly deserved that loss and deserved their asses handed to them in the third when they decided to stop playing hockey at the 20 minute mark. None of their big skaters even showed up after that... No Briere, no Giroux... it was like the coach said "just hold the 1-0, we got this" and they all went "BRILLIANT!"

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Please. Please let this become a thing.