FARK.com: (7080635) With the rest of the world resting the Devils went down to Philly, looking for a win to steal....Not in a bind but they were one behind and looking to make a deal. Devils at Flyers, 7:30PM ET

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		With the rest of the world resting the Devils went down to Philly, looking for a win to steal....Not in a bind but they were one behind and looking to make a deal. Devils at Flyers, 7:30PM ET (nhl.com)		542
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Smiths		2012-05-01 07:27:27 PM

WHOOO HOCKEY!!!

4NSpy		2012-05-01 07:28:30 PM

fatalvenom: //if you got traded from a team that took the first round to seven to a team that got swept, I'd be bitter too

That first round 7 games banner is so much nicer than a first round 5 game banner.

4NSpy		2012-05-01 07:29:54 PM

fatalvenom: //if you got traded from a team that took the first round to seven to a team that got swept, I'd be bitter too

To be honest, I was really hoping Florida would make it to the second round so that I could tease my fellow Canucks with "Who would have thought Booth would have had a better chance at the cup if he stayed in Florida?"

ontariolightning		2012-05-01 07:29:56 PM

Nickleback time

robertus		2012-05-01 07:31:04 PM

D... did Brierre just have three pucks taped to his stick? That's kinda brilliant. Batting doughnuts!

Silvara		2012-05-01 07:31:30 PM

SDRR: Subby, that headline is groan inducing.

/hope my liver doesn't fall out before the finals!

Awww...come on. I thought it was entertaining. At least, it was when it was when I submitted it at godawful early in the morning.

pregerstheHobo		2012-05-01 07:31:35 PM

4NSpy: fatalvenom: //if you got traded from a team that took the first round to seven to a team that got swept, I'd be bitter too

To be honest, I was really hoping Florida would make it to the second round so that I could tease my fellow Canucks with "Who would have thought Booth would have had a better chance at the cup if he stayed in Florida?"

You still can.

What do the canucks do after winning the cup?
/turn off the xbox
//try the veal

Earguy		2012-05-01 07:32:59 PM

Yay, the game isn't blacked out on DirecTV. Hopefully that bullshiat is done for the season.

ontariolightning		2012-05-01 07:33:32 PM

Ron Maclean - "May the force be with you Jaromir"

Jagr is going to be playing with a lightsabre instead of a stick

prepare to be humbled

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:33:37 PM

Oh, and the winter of my sports discontent continues. The only team unaffected right now is the Yankees, can't wait to see how that's going to go to Hell.

/love you, Swish, but a DL trip doesn't measure up to what'shiat my football, basketball, and hockey teams, lol

Earguy		2012-05-01 07:34:15 PM

I'm feeling good tonight. Something random may happen during the breaks.

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:35:02 PM

robsul82: Oh, and the winter of my sports discontent continues. The only team unaffected right now is the Yankees, can't wait to see how that's going to go to Hell.

/love you, Swish, but a DL trip doesn't measure up to what'shiat my football, basketball, and hockey teams, lol

Well, I GUESS you could put Pineda being a big pile of nothing for the season on there, but it doesn't feel like it fits, exactly. Hmm.

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:35:17 PM

Earguy: I'm feeling good tonight. Something random may happen during the breaks.

like.... elephants jerking eachother off with their trunks while german tourists take video from their safari jeep?

that'd be random

/2 drinks before puck drop

ontariolightning		2012-05-01 07:35:19 PM

Earguy: Yay, the game isn't blacked out on DirecTV. Hopefully that bullshiat is done for the season.

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hockey doesn't need women, it is already supreme

ravenssettle		2012-05-01 07:36:07 PM

robertus: D... did Brierre just have three pucks taped to his stick? That's kinda brilliant. Batting doughnuts!

Most players tape a weight to their stick and practice stickhandling with it. I'm a garbage player and I have a 10 pound weight on mine.

change1211		2012-05-01 07:36:14 PM

craigzy: 4NSpy: David Booth: "Just killed a Chara sized bruin! 7ft black bear- 21in skull. pic.twitter.com/Myg25nQo"

[i.imgur.com image 600x448]

Booth, you weren't even on the team for the series against the Bruins, but I like your moxie in trying to keep VAN vs BOS relevant. While I'm not a big fan of hunting animals for sport, at least he isn't off hunting Native Americans to fuel the Chicago rivalry.

i thought it was illegal to kill bears unless one was COMIN STRAIGHT FOR US

PEG-GY
PEG-GY
PEG-GY

Unless I'm mistaken hunting bears is allowed, there's just a very low limit.

That's not cool though, what's the point of killing that bear?

Earguy		2012-05-01 07:36:36 PM

ontariolightning: Earguy: Yay, the game isn't blacked out on DirecTV. Hopefully that bullshiat is done for the season.

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 267x400]

hockey doesn't need women, it is already supreme

As you wish. It is so.

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craigzy		2012-05-01 07:37:03 PM

robertus: D... did Brierre just have three pucks taped to his stick? That's kinda brilliant. Batting doughnuts!

as a player, i would study and copy whatever that man does.

Chulainn		2012-05-01 07:37:55 PM

Hartnell goal tonight, I can smell it.

ontariolightning		2012-05-01 07:39:00 PM

God Bless America sucks

Star Spangeled Banner is way better

2wolves		2012-05-01 07:39:00 PM

Old School

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-05-01 07:39:12 PM

LET'S GO FLYERS!!!!

media.philly.com

2wolves		2012-05-01 07:40:14 PM

change1211: That's not cool though, what's the point of killing that bear?

Eat it. Bear jerky is very good.

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:42:12 PM

C'mon, Devils, quick icebreaker goal here.

ravenssettle		2012-05-01 07:42:14 PM

Geau Phlyers!

9beers		2012-05-01 07:42:23 PM

Bryzgalov's playoff stats

3.71 GAA
.873 SV%

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:43:11 PM

Polish Hussar		2012-05-01 07:45:14 PM

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:46:13 PM

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:46:16 PM

Goal Flyers. Fark.

ravenssettle		2012-05-01 07:46:22 PM

Goall!

Earguy		2012-05-01 07:46:25 PM

Awwwwww yeahhhhhhh.....

ontariolightning		2012-05-01 07:46:37 PM

SCORES HE SCORES
BOBBY ORR

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:47:03 PM

man... 4th line is the name of my new KAty Perry cover band

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:47:15 PM

When I said "quick icebreaker," that's not what I was talking about, lol.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-05-01 07:47:20 PM

Matt Read. ROY snub says fark You NHL

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:48:17 PM

dammit Dawson.

2 chances and a tink

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:48:37 PM

Kick his ass, Marty...oh shiat, went down.

yookaloco		2012-05-01 07:48:43 PM

Just peaked my head in for the replay of the goal and saw 2-3 instances of Devils tripping over themselves.

/grrrrrrr

Chulainn		2012-05-01 07:49:29 PM

Why the quick whistle.?! Puck was loose!

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:49:30 PM

wtf....

Dawson called for slashing what?

show it. was not a slash on that play. prolly after whistle

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:49:32 PM

Devils on the PP. 2:00 for slashing.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-05-01 07:49:37 PM

Devils PP? BS

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:50:22 PM

Bryz stopped Parise?

who was wide open?

won't happen twice.

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:50:23 PM

Zach, you can't hit the goalpost there, fark!

2wolves		2012-05-01 07:50:51 PM

Hit the post!

robsul82		2012-05-01 07:50:58 PM

Smiths: Bryz stopped Parise?

who was wide open?

won't happen twice.

I think he got past him, Zach just hit the post.

Piizzadude		2012-05-01 07:51:37 PM

This isn't going so well so far...maybe a PP will help the devils...

nope, Flyers holding strong!

Smiths		2012-05-01 07:51:40 PM

robsul82: Smiths: Bryz stopped Parise?

who was wide open?

won't happen twice.

I think he got past him, Zach just hit the post.

your theory is more likely.
here's a +1.