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(TC Palm)   Girlfriend jailed in "adult entertainment" beating, demonstrating Hell hath no fury like a woman porned   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 45
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2012-05-01 10:09:41 AM  
Probably not so much about the pron as much as it was the 400 dollar cable bill for the said porn.

/dude, it's all over the internet
 
2012-05-01 10:23:21 AM  
I can't blame the guy, I'd need porn too if I were with that hambeast.

It's free and all over the interwebs. Of course the better shiat is sometimes behind relatively solid paywalls.
 
2012-05-01 10:23:34 AM  
People still pay for porn?

Hell, people pay *$400* for porn?

/granted, if my girlfriend looked like that...
 
2012-05-01 10:24:15 AM  
The beast!
 
2012-05-01 10:24:33 AM  
Not an attractive woman.
 
2012-05-01 10:25:03 AM  

junkmetal: Probably not so much about the pron as much as it was the 400 dollar cable bill for the said porn.

/dude, it's all over the internet


Maybe they didn't have a computer and the guy still relies on cable TV and jizz-encrusted magazines to get his rocks off.

/memories
 
2012-05-01 10:25:08 AM  
400 for porn? guess he never heard of the internet
 
2012-05-01 10:25:32 AM  
she'a actually a nice woman that lives across the path in the blue and tan trailer.
 
2012-05-01 10:25:51 AM  
+1
 
2012-05-01 10:26:59 AM  
hmmm. how many posts will state 'he must have never heard of the internet'?
 
2012-05-01 10:27:05 AM  
Looks like it would take $400 worth of porn to send a pokey into that woman.
 
2012-05-01 10:27:23 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Not an attractive woman.


People pay $400 for crappy cable porn.

This is why I always encourage people to read. Once you develop a good imagination you can always avoid over priced, poor quality porn in a pinch. (unless a pinch is what you are into.)
 
2012-05-01 10:28:17 AM  
Must not have ever heard of the internet.

/:)
 
2012-05-01 10:30:47 AM  
I call shenanigans. Nobody pays $400 for softcore cable "porn".
 
2012-05-01 10:31:25 AM  
I'm beginning to think Andrea Dworkin got the way she was because she was farking ugly as all hell.
 
2012-05-01 10:31:58 AM  

Jake Havechek: The breast!

 
2012-05-01 10:34:43 AM  
the safe word was "beat me like a rented red-headed stepchild" lol
 
2012-05-01 10:39:29 AM  
Can you blame the guy, even the worst looking porn actresses are eye bleach for that thing.
 
2012-05-01 10:39:56 AM  
How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?
 
2012-05-01 10:40:57 AM  

Bondith: People still pay for porn?

Hell, people pay *$400* for porn?

/granted, if my girlfriend looked like that...


I hadn't spent a penny on porn since I got my high speed intertube connection. Although if dude had no computer and has that heinous beast as a girlfriend, it could be understandable. I'll bet the $400 of cable porn didn't come close to erasing the memory of banging that.
 
2012-05-01 10:42:14 AM  

JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?


There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
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Or so I've heard
 
2012-05-01 10:44:04 AM  

maliklockett: JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
.
.
.
.
.
Or so I've heard


yeah but i've...also heard...that it's all scinemax softcore crap. sorry, it's not porn unless there's penetration. even if it's with a fist.
 
2012-05-01 10:52:54 AM  
Neither the genre of porn nor the names of the actor(s)/actress(es)/model(s) contained therein were listed.


Paging Randal Graves. Randal Graves to the white courtesy phone...
 
2012-05-01 10:56:26 AM  
I am happy to see that the correct person was arrested. cases like this they tend to arrest the man even when the woman attacks first
 
2012-05-01 10:58:57 AM  
GAAAAHHHHHHHH

I clicked on the article
 
2012-05-01 10:59:20 AM  
I dunno, I'd be royally pissed if I got a $400 porn bill.

It's like being charged for walking.
 
2012-05-01 11:00:13 AM  

heavymetal: I hadn't spent a penny on porn since I got my high speed intertube connection. Although if dude had no computer and has that heinous beast as a girlfriend, it could be understandable. I'll bet the $400 of cable porn didn't come close to erasing the memory of banging that.


If that dude had no computer, $400 would have gone a long way to getting him lifetime free porn.
 
2012-05-01 11:00:44 AM  
Shiat Id need at least $400 of porn to bang that swamp donkey. And not just some normal stuf. Im talking some beastiality snuff porn.
 
2012-05-01 11:01:18 AM  
Hilarious how the article made a point to say that they had no information about the titles, actors or actresses involved with said porn. WTH would they bother mentioning that?
 
2012-05-01 11:09:25 AM  
swamp donkey
 
2012-05-01 11:10:02 AM  

jmr61: Hilarious how the article made a point to say that they had no information about the titles, actors or actresses involved with said porn. WTH would they bother mentioning that?


Because it's Will Greenlee. He pads his articles with what he considers to be humor.

Either that, or he's paid by the word.
 
2012-05-01 11:12:12 AM  
Bondith
People still pay for porn?

Hell, people pay *$400* for porn?


Apparently they don't..
 
2012-05-01 11:15:22 AM  
SWAMP DONKEY
 
2012-05-01 11:20:27 AM  
Yikes Subby! How about a little warning about that pic next time!
 
2012-05-01 11:22:55 AM  
Jesus H. tapdancing Christ, how lonely do you have to be, to be in a relationship with that nasty lardbeast? I mean it's not like they're married; the guy must be staying of his own volition. She must be a mean cook.
 
2012-05-01 11:27:36 AM  

JWideman: I call shenanigans. Nobody pays $400 for softcore cable "porn".


Could be direct tv pron which is more hardcore than cable....from what I've been told.
 
2012-05-01 11:28:15 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Jesus H. tapdancing Christ, how lonely do you have to be, to be in a relationship with that nasty lardbeast? I mean it's not like they're married; the guy must be staying of his own volition. She must be a mean cook.


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2012-05-01 11:36:46 AM  
He does deserve to get his ass beat for paying for pron. And $400? Seriously? Are people really that stupid?
 
2012-05-01 11:38:00 AM  
I'd be upset over a $400 internet bill...oh, what? It was the cable bill. Yeah, I'd be upset over have such a stupid boyfriend too.

But seriously, why was she arrested? For spitting on the guy. Isn't a little spit what he was looking for in the first place?
 
2012-05-01 11:49:30 AM  
I thought, that if yesterday's threads taught us anything, it's that men can't be the victims of domestic violence.

/kidding
//would hit
///with a hammer
//not inflatable, either.
/slashies
 
2012-05-01 12:18:15 PM  
My favorite part of the article is the line that reads... "Neither the genre of porn nor the names of the actor(s)/actress(es)/model(s) contained therein were listed." Which would be a LONG list lol...
 
2012-05-01 04:31:20 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: maliklockett: JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
.
.
.
.
.
Or so I've heard

yeah but i've...also heard...that it's all scinemax softcore crap. sorry, it's not porn unless there's penetration. even if it's with a fist.


Nah, at some point they realized they needed to start allowing real hard-core if they were going to actually try to compete with DVDs and the Internet... You can find real penetration on cable PPV porn now... But, last I looked (many years ago, so they may have lost this final inhibition by now too), they still absolutely refused to show semen at all... Not sure why that's such a big taboo...
 
2012-05-01 06:25:39 PM  

RobSeace: Andrew Wiggin: maliklockett: JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
.
.
.
.
.
Or so I've heard

yeah but i've...also heard...that it's all scinemax softcore crap. sorry, it's not porn unless there's penetration. even if it's with a fist.

Nah, at some point they realized they needed to start allowing real hard-core if they were going to actually try to compete with DVDs and the Internet... You can find real penetration on cable PPV porn now... But, last I looked (many years ago, so they may have lost this final inhibition by now too), they still absolutely refused to show semen at all... Not sure why that's such a big taboo...


the cable porn in my area is pretty much unlmited
 
2012-05-01 06:33:27 PM  

JWideman: I call shenanigans. Nobody pays $400 for softcore cable "porn".


Heh. Having worked in billing for the cable company, I can tell you that you'd be amazed at how much some folks would spend on that stuff.
 
2012-05-01 07:20:58 PM  
Man. Steve Perry really let himself go.
 
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