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(Daily Star)   Man left with embarrassing trouser problem after abandoning four-burgers-a-day diet (with helpful pic)   ( divider line
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2012-05-01 12:13:53 PM  
2 votes:
It could have been worse...
2012-05-01 12:08:10 PM  
2 votes:


2012-05-01 10:31:23 AM  
2 votes:
Is he sure he's just not wearing the Wrong Trousers?
2012-05-01 12:11:31 PM  
1 vote:
This guy obviously isn't one of them, but some people can eat whatever they want an never gain an ounce.

I had an uncle like that. He'd eat a pound of bacon and half a dozen eggs for breakfast, a whole pizza for lunch, 3 or 4 Big Macs for dinner, gorge on snacks in between, and his weight never went up.

He stayed right at 400 pounds.
2012-05-01 11:47:23 AM  
1 vote:
James Quinn, 44, also devoured four burgers, bacon, fried eggs, biscuits, a loaf

Loaf never sounds like something I'd like to eat when they don't actually specify the type of loaf.
2012-05-01 11:34:34 AM  
1 vote:
Google translate is useless when translating from English to English...
2012-05-01 11:30:57 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: I'd read this somewhere and had to go look it up. The top five flavors of potato chips in the UK are (in descending order) Cheese & Onion, Ready Salted, Salt & Vinegar, Prawn Cocktail, and Chicken.

I have always thought in the back of my mind, "Cheese and Onions".

I have always thought that the world was unkind, "Cheese and Onions".

Do I have to spell it out ? "C-H-E-E-S-E A-N-D O-N-I-O-N-S", oh no.
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