FARK.com: (7080547) They were just like Romeo and Juliet: except Juliet's mom sent topless pics to Romeo's cell phone and his father then blackmailed Juliet's mom for an Xbox. But other than that

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		They were just like Romeo and Juliet: except Juliet's mom sent topless pics to Romeo's cell phone and his father then blackmailed Juliet's mom for an Xbox. But other than that (dumbassdaily.com)		28
		More: Dumbass, Michelle Kazmierczak, xbox, Mr. Price, juveniles

• • •

9501 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 May 2012 at 11:52 AM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/7080547

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

28 Comments (+0 »)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

OregonVet		2012-05-01 08:16:32 AM

Oh, I hope they get married.

Sybarite		2012-05-01 08:47:56 AM

Well Mrs. Kazmierczak, I see where Lucy gets her tits...and I see where they're going to end up.

Derfroberts		2012-05-01 10:05:34 AM

CSB: Mrs. Kaz, as we called her, was my 5th grade teacher. I remember her looking decent, but decidedly average, although she was pregnant for much of the school year.

I'm learning my school was more dysfuctional than I knew. Before this, I discovered this about one of my classmates.

scottydoesntknow		2012-05-01 10:14:50 AM

gopher321		2012-05-01 11:55:01 AM

A plague on both your trailers!

numbone		2012-05-01 11:57:40 AM

Note to self: never, never, never tell mother-in-law she looks nice.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-05-01 11:58:09 AM

U know if you just masturbated you wouldn't have the desire to do anything. you wouldn't even need to have sex

MBooda		2012-05-01 11:59:29 AM

FTA:

a fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School

Now word

/news for dumbasses, about dumbasses, written by dumbasses

RibbyK		2012-05-01 11:59:52 AM

Anyone else have trouble following this story? It was like a fill-in-th-blank word problem from the SAT test.

... daughter of Michelle Kazmierczak, 46, a fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School

...in a bra to the boy...topless pictures

disseminating matter harmful to juveniles

So, his girlfriend's mother sent the lad pictures of herself in a BRA? Isn't that like a swimsuit?

/The dad's an asshat. I got that part.

Yaxe		2012-05-01 12:00:23 PM

Mercurtio:Thy stupidity is very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce.
Romeo:And is it not served well in to a sweet goose?

/can't make anything work

Vince Russo		2012-05-01 12:02:49 PM

No, sir, I do not bite my thumbstick at you, sir, but I bite my thumbstick, sir.

/hammy

Uisce Beatha		2012-05-01 12:08:35 PM

Derfroberts: CSB: Mrs. Kaz, as we called her, was my 5th grade teacher. I remember her looking decent, but decidedly average, although she was pregnant for much of the school year.

I'm learning my school was more dysfuctional than I knew. Before this, I discovered this about one of my classmates.

So make with the yearbook pics of Mrs. Kaz already, so the rest of us can judge...

buckler		2012-05-01 12:18:24 PM

They Fight.

degenerate-afro		2012-05-01 12:19:00 PM

RibbyK: Anyone else have trouble following this story? It was like a fill-in-th-blank word problem from the SAT test.

... daughter of Michelle Kazmierczak, 46, a fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School

...in a bra to the boy...topless pictures

disseminating matter harmful to juveniles

So, his girlfriend's mother sent the lad pictures of herself in a BRA? Isn't that like a swimsuit?

/The dad's an asshat. I got that part.

I think you need to finish reading sentences.

send a picture of herself in a bra to the boy, 14,--who attends a different school--and then later a topless picture.

Derfroberts		2012-05-01 12:23:08 PM

Uisce Beatha: So make with the yearbook pics of Mrs. Kaz already, so the rest of us can judge...

That was 5th grade. Don't even think we had yearbooks. Maybe my mother could scrounge up a class photo, but I don't have them.

conjecture and hearsay		2012-05-01 12:36:17 PM

They started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended in tragedy.

Yaxe		2012-05-01 12:43:01 PM

conjecture and hearsay: They started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended in tragedy.

No died, but a few wished they did.

Khakimonkey		2012-05-01 12:58:37 PM

+1 subby

Whiskey Dickens		2012-05-01 01:02:55 PM

Derfroberts: CSB: Mrs. Kaz, as we called her, was my 5th grade teacher. I remember her looking decent, but decidedly average, although she was pregnant for much of the school year.

I'm learning my school was more dysfuctional than I knew. Before this, I discovered this about one of my classmates.

"Tom would 'sometimes stand on my stomach so it wouldn't protrude forward'"

Jebus, that's farked up.

HAMMERTOE		2012-05-01 01:07:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet is a romantic love-story:

Dude, you forgot the part about it resulting in yet another lame movie by Leonardo DeCrappio.

Gordon Bennett		2012-05-01 01:07:35 PM

So the father already has his Xbox. Once he's in prison he'll have a red ring of death of his own as well.

Ouisch		2012-05-01 01:16:07 PM

What a surprise, this wasn't the first time that Tyrone Price has been in trouble with the law ...

wambu		2012-05-01 02:24:45 PM

MBooda		2012-05-01 02:32:52 PM

conjecture and hearsay: like Romeo and Juliet

Time and time, I'm gonna make you mine.

/what comes around goes around

silverjets		2012-05-01 02:40:27 PM

So when it is an out of court settlement with lawyers involved it is not extortion (read: Michael Jackson buying the silence of that kid and his family) but when someone decides to try it themselves without the courts and lawyers it is extortion.

deplorable		2012-05-01 03:16:09 PM

romeo and juliet was not a perfect love story.

unless your idea of perfect love is a 14 year old girl and a 17 year old boy, which results in 6 deaths.

MBooda		2012-05-01 04:37:52 PM

deplorable: romeo and juliet was not a perfect love story.

unless your idea of perfect love is a 14 year old girl and a 17 year old boy, which results in 6 deaths.

No, that's my idea of a typical Thursday night in our neighborhood.