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(MSNBC)   Documents recovered from the raid that killed Osama bin Laden show he wanted to rename Al Qaeda to something less identified with "failure after failure". Unfortunately for him, "Congress" was already taken   (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 71
    More: Interesting, Osama bin Laden, President Obama, al-Qaeda, assassinations, Jimmy Carter  
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2012-05-01 09:05:52 AM  
Sean Parker to drop the "al." Just "Qaeda." It's cleaner.
 
2012-05-01 09:43:53 AM  
That headline is the opposite of the joke subby was trying to make. As such, everyone should boo him/her till they hang their head in shame.
 
2012-05-01 09:44:45 AM  
*boos*
 
2012-05-01 09:45:52 AM  
[Osama] Binny and the Jets.
 
2012-05-01 09:46:26 AM  

Coffee Snob: That headline is the opposite of the joke subby was trying to make. As such, everyone should boo him/her till they hang their head in shame.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-01 09:46:29 AM  
Boo subby!
 
2012-05-01 09:46:57 AM  
As a devout, born again Christian, I lay in bed and masturbate thinking about Satan taking a habanero dump down Bin Laden's throat. I wish that the Special Forces hadn't killed him so quickly. As my pastor says, it would have been better if we could have tortured him into accepting Jesus Christ as his savior. On one hand, I know I'm supposed to want him to get saved, but on the other, I like the idea of him spending eternity rolling in the barbed wires of Hell.
 
2012-05-01 09:47:02 AM  
I always liked the name "Linda".

Go with Linda
 
2012-05-01 09:47:26 AM  
Not a lot of people know this, but al-Qaeda is actually Arabic for 'The Qaeda'.
 
2012-05-01 09:48:09 AM  
Scooped by Fox News.

Link
 
2012-05-01 09:48:30 AM  
The joke was obvious but I still got a smile out of it subby

Also you can tell he really was obsessed with the US. Instead of fixing the problems he just started coming up with "ideas" for others to follow up on with no real information other than some cryptic nicety "Go kill Obama!", and he wanted a branding change as if that would make everyone forget the failures. Just like any good Executive!
 
2012-05-01 09:49:36 AM  
Sitting in a cave all day watching The Price Is Right can do that to a person.
 
2012-05-01 09:50:06 AM  
Boo! and Fark sucks in general especially the political tab.... BOO!!!
 
2012-05-01 09:50:22 AM  
sprawl15: Not a lot of people know this, but al-Qaeda is actually Arabic for 'The Qaeda'.

Next, you'll probably try to convince us that El Camino is Spanish for "The Camino".
 
2012-05-01 09:51:03 AM  
Salon dot com.
 
2012-05-01 09:52:14 AM  
"The AQ"

nice & hippity-hoppity for the young folk.
 
2012-05-01 09:53:50 AM  

THX 1138: sprawl15: Not a lot of people know this, but al-Qaeda is actually Arabic for 'The Qaeda'.

Next, you'll probably try to convince us that El Camino is Spanish for "The Camino".


Well, we all know that El Nino is Spanish for 'The Nino'
 
2012-05-01 09:56:34 AM  

Coffee Snob: That headline is the opposite of the joke subby was trying to make. As such, everyone should boo him/her till they hang their head in shame.


This.
 
2012-05-01 09:57:02 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 09:58:05 AM  
C'mon, everyone loves a scrappy underdog.
 
2012-05-01 09:58:58 AM  
It actually does mean The Base....which is a pretty cool hiphop collective name, suggest instead of a name change how about an image change to a more hiphop battle stance and less blow off your limbs and chop off your head stance.....

The Base drops the bass......mmmmm.....not bad, just baaad......
 
2012-05-01 09:59:33 AM  

cleveoh: "The AQ"

nice & hippity-hoppity for the young folk.


Young, sexy people that live in al Qaeda call it The AQ, because when you say the entire word, it takes time, and then you wouldn't be young anymore.
 
2012-05-01 10:00:59 AM  
Ace of Base?

/I saw the sign....
 
2012-05-01 10:03:14 AM  
billstclair.com
 
2012-05-01 10:03:17 AM  
FTA: Materials found inside Osama bin Laden's compound last May show that the al-Qaida leader regularly ordered his subordinates to plan new attacks, including assassinations of President Barack Obama and Gen. David Petraeus......

*The whistling of "The Farmer in the Dell" can be heard*

i78.photobucket.com

"Yo, listen up here, Binny. You come at the king..... you best not miss."

/The cheese stands alone
 
2012-05-01 10:04:09 AM  
Hope and Change was discarded from consideration early because Osama realized only dolts would fall for at kind of BS.

www.france24.com
 
2012-05-01 10:07:13 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: C'mon, everyone loves a scrappy underdog.


Actually, Scrappy is pretty universally hated. In fact, there is some evidence that it was the addition of Scrappy-Doo that led Osama bin Laden to turn away from Western culture.
 
2012-05-01 10:08:31 AM  
HEY OBAMA! YOUR LUNCH IS GETTING AWAY!

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-01 10:08:31 AM  

spentmiles: As a devout, born again Christian, I lay in bed and masturbate thinking about Satan taking a habanero dump down Bin Laden's throat. I wish that the Special Forces hadn't killed him so quickly. As my pastor says, it would have been better if we could have tortured him into accepting Jesus Christ as his savior. On one hand, I know I'm supposed to want him to get saved, but on the other, I like the idea of him spending eternity rolling in the barbed wires of Hell.


You are one of farks most loved trolls (you are most loved of the hated) becuase you tend to be more subtle (subtle like a chainsaw cutting butter but on fark that is what passes for subtle). But this, this is so crude and over the top it is hardly a troll and more of a "I forgot my meds today." You can and should do better. Remember you don't have to post in every thread.
 
2012-05-01 10:09:36 AM  

georgeyporgey: [billstclair.com image 576x433]


billstclair.com

For the record, you should be thanking this man for putting in place the intelengence infrastructure that Obama relied upon to make his no-brainer decision.
 
2012-05-01 10:10:17 AM  

georgeyporgey: [billstclair.com image 576x433]


Nope.
 
2012-05-01 10:10:31 AM  

spentmiles: As a devout, born again Christian, I lay in bed and masturbate thinking about Satan taking a habanero dump down Bin Laden's throat. I wish that the Special Forces hadn't killed him so quickly. As my pastor says, it would have been better if we could have tortured him into accepting Jesus Christ as his savior. On one hand, I know I'm supposed to want him to get saved, but on the other, I like the idea of him spending eternity rolling in the barbed wires of Hell.


So that whole "turn the other cheek" thing just kinda went over your head, huh?

/Also your pastor is a bad Christian
 
2012-05-01 10:11:07 AM  

Cheron: spentmiles: As a devout, born again Christian, I lay in bed and masturbate thinking about Satan taking a habanero dump down Bin Laden's throat. I wish that the Special Forces hadn't killed him so quickly. As my pastor says, it would have been better if we could have tortured him into accepting Jesus Christ as his savior. On one hand, I know I'm supposed to want him to get saved, but on the other, I like the idea of him spending eternity rolling in the barbed wires of Hell.

You are one of farks most loved trolls (you are most loved of the hated) becuase you tend to be more subtle (subtle like a chainsaw cutting butter but on fark that is what passes for subtle). But this, this is so crude and over the top it is hardly a troll and more of a "I forgot my meds today." You can and should do better. Remember you don't have to post in every thread.



Subtle? Since when has he been subtle? He's always been about as subtle as Rick Perry at a prayer-a-palooza.
 
2012-05-01 10:11:22 AM  

NephilimNexus: georgeyporgey: [billstclair.com image 576x433]

Nope.


ungrateful SOB, arn't you?
 
2012-05-01 10:11:39 AM  

Cheron: spentmiles: As a devout, born again Christian, I lay in bed and masturbate thinking about Satan taking a habanero dump down Bin Laden's throat. I wish that the Special Forces hadn't killed him so quickly. As my pastor says, it would have been better if we could have tortured him into accepting Jesus Christ as his savior. On one hand, I know I'm supposed to want him to get saved, but on the other, I like the idea of him spending eternity rolling in the barbed wires of Hell.

You are one of farks most loved trolls (you are most loved of the hated) becuase you tend to be more subtle (subtle like a chainsaw cutting butter but on fark that is what passes for subtle). But this, this is so crude and over the top it is hardly a troll and more of a "I forgot my meds today." You can and should do better. Remember you don't have to post in every thread.


Oh come on! I read the "As a devout, born again Christian", looked at the handle "spentmiles", and said "Woohoo! This ought to be good!"...
 
2012-05-01 10:11:51 AM  
Damn. Caught by Poe's law. Sorry everyone; in defense, I haven't had coffee yet.
 
2012-05-01 10:12:34 AM  
Urgh. In my defense...
 
2012-05-01 10:13:41 AM  

Mildot: georgeyporgey: [billstclair.com image 576x433]

[billstclair.com image 576x433]

For the record, you should be thanking this man for putting in place the intelengence infrastructure that Obama relied upon to make his no-brainer decision.


What makes you think I don't ?
 
2012-05-01 10:24:33 AM  

sprawl15: Not a lot of people know this, but al-Qaeda is actually Arabic for 'The Qaeda'.


and "The Qaeda" was a popular breakfast burrito at the diner Osama and his buddies used to hang out at after school when he was going to Ridyah High. In fact his whole hatred of the West can be traced to the fact that he lost his spot on the RHS Basketball team after the coach imported two 6'7 American brothers to play starting forward and guard for the varisty squad. The demotion to bench warmer ruined Osama's chances with the hot captain of the cheerleaders. It's unfortunate for us all that the school newspaper chose to nickname those two players "The Twin Towers"
 
2012-05-01 10:25:13 AM  

dittybopper: HotWingConspiracy: C'mon, everyone loves a scrappy underdog.

Actually, Scrappy is pretty universally hated. In fact, there is some evidence that it was the addition of Scrappy-Doo that led Osama bin Laden to turn away from Western culture.


I could see that. All the man wanted was some new episodes with Harlem Globetrotter cameos.
 
2012-05-01 10:25:31 AM  
Are you people saying "boo" or "boo-urns?"
 
2012-05-01 10:25:49 AM  

cleveoh: "The AQ"

nice & hippity-hoppity for the young folk.


I thought, if he really wanted to inspire terror and dread with the name, he should have given serious consideration to "Goldman Sachs"
 
2012-05-01 10:26:07 AM  
AlQy
 
2012-05-01 10:26:26 AM  
I voted for "Cutie Mark Acquisition Program."
 
2012-05-01 10:26:30 AM  

THX 1138: sprawl15: Not a lot of people know this, but al-Qaeda is actually Arabic for 'The Qaeda'.

Next, you'll probably try to convince us that El Camino is Spanish for "The Camino".


Judge Ito is Spanish for "the little judge".
 
2012-05-01 10:27:54 AM  
Mildot:
For the record, you should be thanking this man for putting in place the intelengence infrastructure that Obama relied upon to make his no-brainer decision.


No, actually that was Clinton whom started that particular ball rolling.

Also, "intelligence."
 
2012-05-01 10:28:07 AM  

Rann Xerox: FTA: Materials found inside Osama bin Laden's compound last May show that the al-Qaida leader regularly ordered his subordinates to plan new attacks, including assassinations of President Barack Obama and Gen. David Petraeus......

*The whistling of "The Farmer in the Dell" can be heard*

[i78.photobucket.com image 375x251]

"Yo, listen up here, Binny. You come at the king..... you best not miss."

/The cheese stands alone


Sadly, because life is not like the movies, I'm sure no member of Seal team Six yelled "Obama Comin'!" right before drilling OBL in the forehead, though they really should have
 
2012-05-01 10:31:42 AM  

NephilimNexus: Mildot:
For the record, you should be thanking this man for putting in place the intelengence infrastructure that Obama relied upon to make his no-brainer decision.

No, actually that was Clinton whom started that particular ball rolling.

Also, "intelligence."


Ahem, and it was the lone Clinton hold-over in the Bush administration terror intelligence group that kept insisting there was going to be another major attack. That attack mentioned in the Presidential Daily Briefing that Bush said to the CIA "You've covered your asses."
 
2012-05-01 10:31:50 AM  

Chameleon: spentmiles: As a devout, born again Christian, I lay in bed and masturbate thinking about Satan taking a habanero dump down Bin Laden's throat. I wish that the Special Forces hadn't killed him so quickly. As my pastor says, it would have been better if we could have tortured him into accepting Jesus Christ as his savior. On one hand, I know I'm supposed to want him to get saved, but on the other, I like the idea of him spending eternity rolling in the barbed wires of Hell.

So that whole "turn the other cheek" thing just kinda went over your head, huh?

/Also your pastor is a bad Christian


You got a bite! Now set the hook!
 
2012-05-01 10:34:27 AM  

Mildot: georgeyporgey:

For the record, you should be thanking this man for putting in place the intelengence infrastructure that Obama relied upon to make his no-brainer decision.


For the record, we are saddled with thousands of dead soldiers and billions of dollars in security fat asses with power trips in areas that had nothing to do with attacks on America. Twig's legacy is gonna be sucking up our GDP for generations to come.

/Cheney owes us a new heart
//Intelengence? That's info you get from TV? A rotsky, for sure
 
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