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(The Daily Beast)   When you boil everything down, the real reason the GOP and its talking heads are upset with Obama's bin Laden ad is simple: he's using their playbook. And it's working. Ric Romero nods in agreement   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 313
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2012-05-01 08:29:46 AM
Let's see...

Bush Jr. didn't want to go after Bin Laden. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority"

Romney says he would not order a tactical strike on Osama if he was found in Pakistan. So does McCain.

The GOP tried time and time again to make sure that responders present at Ground Zero on 9/11 didn't get the physical and mental health care they needed.

When President Obama's order finally led to Bin Laden's death, the GOP claimed it was Bush Jr.'s extensive work on finding Bin Laden (apparently including the wars on Iraq and Afghanistan) that led to the mission's success.

Romney flips his stance, says even Jimmy Carter would have made that kind of order. Forgets the Iranian hostage crisis, a politically and realistically difficult situation which cost Carter his chance at a second term.

Seems to me that the GOP are sissies when it comes to national security.
Obama and the Democrats are tougher on it.

Does the GOP have a problem with Democrats telling the truth?
 
2012-05-01 08:38:54 AM
Dead bogeymen can no longer be used to instill fear in the rubes
 
2012-05-01 08:46:01 AM
ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"
 
2012-05-01 08:49:09 AM
Sock Ruh Tease: Does the GOP have a problem with Democrats telling the truth?

Yes.

Il Douchey: (weird politico-masturbatory fantasy)

I'm sure that's exactly how it went down. You should run with this, post it everywhere you can.
 
2012-05-01 08:57:17 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


What is this I don't even
 
2012-05-01 08:57:25 AM
You know who this puts Obama on par with? Every fricking Republican who has run for office since 2001.

Dukakis is driving over on a tank to have a word with you. Give him a minute. Meanwhile, watch out for the Bear in the Woods... waiting for this article author, who must be under 40 or just not very good at political advertising before the 1990s. Is that Nixon about to declare "Peace with Honor?" Were you too much of an 'effete intellectual snob' to not know this? Look up how Eisenhauer ran against Adlai Stevenson while you're at it.
 
2012-05-01 08:58:04 AM
Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment.
 
2012-05-01 08:58:17 AM
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)
 
2012-05-01 08:58:40 AM
It also exposes Romney as weak-kneed. Romney likes to say Obama leads from behind, but Romney leads by weathervane.
 
2012-05-01 09:03:31 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


I hope to God you're at least getting paid for what you've been doing around here for the last week or so. The idea that you may be doing this for free is too depressing to consider.
 
2012-05-01 09:16:01 AM
Il Douchey: Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

ok, let's assume for a second that this is how it actually went down.

so you're saying that obama is such a farking zen master and operating on such a higher plane than everyone else that he's able to finish a round of golf AND order the successful assassination of the man who perpetrated the greatest terrorist attack in US history? a man who eluded the republican president before him?

HE'S GOT MY VOTE!
 
2012-05-01 09:21:03 AM
They're also upset that they failed miserably in catching or killing him, even after ten years of screaming about how they're the only ones who could.

But then again, they had Bush at the helm the whole time so failure really was the only option.
 
2012-05-01 09:21:16 AM
BillCo: Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment.

Except for:

-Lily Ledbetter
-Credit CARD
-ACA
-Repeal of DADT
-Ending Iraq
-GM #1 automaker in the world


You're absolutely correct.
 
2012-05-01 09:32:43 AM
Lets not forget, it was Bush's White House that ignored the "Bin Laden Determined To Strike In the US" memo. They were too busy fighting Ashcroft's War on Pornography. Did not think bin Laden was a credible threat.
 
2012-05-01 09:46:23 AM
Republicans cant catch a break.

They try and try to get something to stick to Obama, anything, and he just laughs them off.

Obama caught on a live mic about leeway after elections. ZOMG he is Soviet spy. Then normal people forget about it and Teapublicans are grinding their teeth.

Obama ate dog meat as a young child, makes jokes about it and gets laughs.

It sucks to be a Republican.

/Vote Republican
 
2012-05-01 09:49:29 AM
Frankly, the word on the street in Pakistan is that the reason we never saw Osama's body is that Osama was never there.

Of course, the word on the street in Pakistan is always subject to considerable skepticism. But, observers point out the following:
* There was never an unusual traffic coming in and out of the compound that would have indicated someone important holding up there.
* There were no guards posted at points around the compound that would have aroused suspicion.
* In a country notorious for loose lips sinking ships, no one ever hinted at any unusual activity or presence at the compound - though even lower-level officials would have had to have some knowledge.
* Osama was said to have been a very sick man, likely in need of continual dialysis - yet there was never any indication of him coming out for hospital visits, or doctors going in on a regular basis.
* Though Pakistan is full of Osama supporters, there was no massive public outcry against the US "invasion" - and the Pakistanis love to take to the streets.

All circumstantial to be sure. But, faced with choosing between believing the Pakistanis and Barack Obama, it is a toss-up at best.


Republicans - supporting terrorists since Jan 20, 2009.
 
2012-05-01 09:53:28 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dead bogeymen can no longer be used to instill fear in the rubes

There is always another bogeyman.
 
2012-05-01 10:03:53 AM
NateGrey: Republicans cant catch a break.

They really don't deserve one. And, when you look at the Republican party, you have to think that, in the voters' minds, Obama could punch kittens and set nuns on fire, and he's still going to look better and less insane than they ever could.

Seriously. I don't agree with many things Obama's done, but when I look at the GOP, I just laugh. There is simply no way a sane person could ever support them. They are just a dying political party that has resorted to impotently lashing out like bitter little children.
 
2012-05-01 10:08:02 AM
NateGrey: They try and try to get something to stick to Obama, anything, and he just laughs them off.

More importantly, they seem to be trying their hardest to make Obama's success in killing bin Laden and capturing his files the #1 news story for as long as possible.

Hint to the GOP: This is not the discussion you want to encourage. Obama's consistently shown results on foreign policy since he's been in office. If anything, he's very aggressive-- ordering SEAL raids and drone strikes into sovereign nations without the permission (or even the knowledge) of their governments. He helped topple Qaddafi in a way that made toppling Saddam look like the quagmire (strategically and logistically) it was.

Second hint: You look like disingenuous assholes when you make 10,000 political speeches twisting logic past its breaking point to accuse Obama of "palling around with terrorists" over the last four years... and then turn around and complain that his administration is "exploiting" successes against high-profile terrorists by mentioning them. These things really happened. This administration has been killing high-profile terrorists like they're the ones getting the bounties. It's getting hard to even name a prominent al-Qaeda guy who is still walking around free, instead of being locked up or reduced to a thin pinkish smear of goo. Talking about that is fair game. It's an actual issue, instead of talking about him eating dog meat as a child.

Maybe you should steer the conversation towards substantive topics where you have accomplishments from the last four years to tout, if you can think of any.
 
2012-05-01 10:33:33 AM
NateGrey: Republicans cant catch a break.

They try and try to get something to stick to Obama, anything, and he just laughs them off.

Obama caught on a live mic about leeway after elections. ZOMG he is Soviet spy. Then normal people forget about it and Teapublicans are grinding their teeth.

Obama ate dog meat as a young child, makes jokes about it and gets laughs.

It sucks to be a Republican.

/Vote Republican


What I'm worried about is this exact same shtick has worked before. Remember the Swift Boat.
 
2012-05-01 10:35:11 AM
chimp_ninja: NateGrey: They try and try to get something to stick to Obama, anything, and he just laughs them off.

More importantly, they seem to be trying their hardest to make Obama's success in killing bin Laden and capturing his files the #1 news story for as long as possible.

Hint to the GOP: This is not the discussion you want to encourage. Obama's consistently shown results on foreign policy since he's been in office. If anything, he's very aggressive-- ordering SEAL raids and drone strikes into sovereign nations without the permission (or even the knowledge) of their governments. He helped topple Qaddafi in a way that made toppling Saddam look like the quagmire (strategically and logistically) it was.

Second hint: You look like disingenuous assholes when you make 10,000 political speeches twisting logic past its breaking point to accuse Obama of "palling around with terrorists" over the last four years... and then turn around and complain that his administration is "exploiting" successes against high-profile terrorists by mentioning them. These things really happened. This administration has been killing high-profile terrorists like they're the ones getting the bounties. It's getting hard to even name a prominent al-Qaeda guy who is still walking around free, instead of being locked up or reduced to a thin pinkish smear of goo. Talking about that is fair game. It's an actual issue, instead of talking about him eating dog meat as a child.

Maybe you should steer the conversation towards substantive topics where you have accomplishments from the last four years to tout, if you can think of any.


Well, they screamed against Obamacare. They screamed against reforming the tax code, or letting the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy expire. They screamed about abortion and gay rights, they screamed about the unions, immigration, and how much they want the president to fail.

The screamed a sh*t-ton since 2010, and the result is nobody wants to hear them screaming any more. Except those parts of the country where screaming is all they have left, so its what they do now. Its like our leading export, if anyone but ourselves were buying.
 
2012-05-01 10:55:20 AM
NateGrey: Republicans - supporting terrorists since Jan 20, 2009.

You mean 1981?
 
2012-05-01 11:03:18 AM
BillCo: Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment.

You sound tired.
 
2012-05-01 11:04:48 AM
Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.
 
2012-05-01 11:05:13 AM
Obama actually did kill Bin Laden. Achieving the stated goal and telling the truth about it is not part of the GOP playbook.
 
2012-05-01 11:05:28 AM
A little hawkishness tempered with pragmatism is sometimes what's needed. Libya and judicious targeted killings via drone and our more euphemistically 'killing-machine' friends are good examples to my mind. Now when it's tempered with insane, untethered neo-conservative wet dreams of Empire on the other hand...
 
2012-05-01 11:05:30 AM
Il Douchey: it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade

Please post more.
 
2012-05-01 11:05:36 AM
Calmamity: NateGrey: Republicans - supporting terrorists since Jan 20, 2009.

You mean 1981?


Don't forget cutting and running in the face of terrorists since 1983.
 
2012-05-01 11:07:14 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


If you're going to go with that angle, go with the one where SEAL Team Six actually overrode the wishy-washy golfer-in-chief because they are true men and real patriots, and not worried about what the average citizen of "Pock-E-Stahn" thinks about red, white and blue justice.
 
2012-05-01 11:07:29 AM
If only this were true. Republicans campaign on America-first foreign policy issues. They show how they take care of America by doing the hard things that need to be done.

Democrats only do acts like killing bin Laden and Clinton's "chemical weapons lab" strike when it benefits them politically.

Shame on you, Democrats, for trying to use foreign political actions to score cheap political points.

Why don't you let the grown-ups handle things from now on?
 
2012-05-01 11:07:34 AM
Just watched that Obama campaign video for the first time. I have to admit, the guy was wrong, I don't remember where I was when I heard about bin laden being taken out.
 
2012-05-01 11:08:20 AM
That's actually a pretty good counter to an opponent that attacks you on your strengths: co-opt his strengths. Then he is attacking himself.
 
2012-05-01 11:08:48 AM
sigdiamond2000: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

I hope to God you're at least getting paid for what you've been doing around here for the last week or so. The idea that you may be doing this for free is too depressing to consider.


The idea that they're doing it for free and think they're witty or crave the negative attention is a level of pathetic beyond depressing.
 
2012-05-01 11:08:54 AM
NateGrey: Frankly, the word on the street in Pakistan is that the reason we never saw Osama's body is that Osama was never there.

Of course, the word on the street in Pakistan is always subject to considerable skepticism. But, observers point out the following:
* There was never an unusual traffic coming in and out of the compound that would have indicated someone important holding up there.
* There were no guards posted at points around the compound that would have aroused suspicion.
* In a country notorious for loose lips sinking ships, no one ever hinted at any unusual activity or presence at the compound - though even lower-level officials would have had to have some knowledge.
* Osama was said to have been a very sick man, likely in need of continual dialysis - yet there was never any indication of him coming out for hospital visits, or doctors going in on a regular basis.
* Though Pakistan is full of Osama supporters, there was no massive public outcry against the US "invasion" - and the Pakistanis love to take to the streets.

All circumstantial to be sure. But, faced with choosing between believing the Pakistanis and Barack Obama, it is a toss-up at best.

Republicans - supporting terrorists since Jan 20, 2009.


Wait - you mean the most wanted man in the world was laying low and trying not to draw attention to himself? The hell you say!
 
2012-05-01 11:09:05 AM
It's hilarious to see the right-wing try to make some bizarre fantasy about what "really" happened, because they're so obsessed with stopping Obama they can't admit that something actually went right when he gave the order.

No, it was the Pentagon that really did it. No, it was his advisers. No, Seal Team Six went Expendables on bin Laden against Obama's orders. Anything but facing the fact that there was a tough decision and Obama said, "Go, even though it's risky. We need to do this."
 
2012-05-01 11:09:21 AM
cameroncrazy1984: BillCo: Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment.

Except for:

-Lily Ledbetter
-Credit CARD
-ACA
-Repeal of DADT
-Ending Iraq
-GM #1 automaker in the world


You're absolutely correct.


I'm not sure BillCo is supportive of any of that stuff. He wants the women in the kitchen and the queers in the closet and the Arabs in the crosshairs.
 
2012-05-01 11:10:13 AM
Citrus Shindig: They show how they take care of America by doing the hard things that need to be done.

Examples? Or is this some sort of weird satire?
 
2012-05-01 11:10:16 AM
MindStalker: Just watched that Obama campaign video for the first time. I have to admit, the guy was wrong, I don't remember where I was when I heard about bin laden being taken out.

Oh man, I do. I was right in the middle of aborting a baby while marrying another man and stepping on a bald eagle's face. Good times.
 
2012-05-01 11:11:10 AM
BSABSVR: I'm not sure BillCo is supportive of any of that stuff. He wants the women in the kitchen and the queers in the closet and the Arabs in the crosshairs.

But he got all pissy and indignant about that last one!
 
2012-05-01 11:11:13 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


No, the Pentagon didn't. You bring me a general who authorized an incursion into a foreign country, an important regional ally no less, and I will show you someone who was, is being, or will be court martialed very, very soon. Final approval for something like that comes from the man upstairs. Hell the sec-def and his VP were trying to convince him NOT to do it.
 
2012-05-01 11:11:51 AM
Bloody William: Citrus Shindig: They show how they take care of America by doing the hard things that need to be done.

Examples? Or is this some sort of weird satire?


It's weird satire. Look at his naaaaame.

I have him faved in Funny Troll Color. He's actually a hoot when he gets rolling.
 
2012-05-01 11:12:02 AM
Bloody William: Citrus Shindig: They show how they take care of America by doing the hard things that need to be done.

Examples? Or is this some sort of weird satire?


Well, Reagan cut and ran from Lebanon when Hezbollah bombed the Marine barracks there. That's a good example.
 
2012-05-01 11:12:03 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


You know how I know you've never read the Constitution?
 
2012-05-01 11:12:51 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


Obama did far more than just push a big button that said "Yes, Kill Bin Laden." He was fully involved in the planning process and definitely earned credit for getting Bin Laden. Here's some delicious copypasta to show you how wrong you are.

The president made his concerns known in a briefing about 10 days before the assault on the bin Laden compound. According to senior aides, Obama felt that the special operations COA, or course of action, was too risky. Under the COA at that time, only two helicopters would enter Pakistani airspace, leaving little backup if something went wrong. "I don't want you to plan for an option that doesn't allow you to fight your way out," the President told operational planners at the meeting, according to the notes of one participant.

So the plan was revised. Ultimately, four helicopters flew into Pakistani airspace, including two refueling helicopters that carried additional personnel. In the end, the extra forces didn't need to fight their way out of the compound, but a backup helicopter did play a key role in the operation. One of the two primary assault helicopters, an HH-60 Pave Hawk lost its lift, landed hard and had to be destroyed. The backup landed to lift its passengers to safety. "The President created the 'fight your way out' option," explained an administration official.


Cite
 
2012-05-01 11:13:28 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


Have you a reference in support of your claim? If your claim is accurate, then for what reason are the military officials who acted without required authorization from the President of the United States of America free rather than in prison for treason?
 
2012-05-01 11:14:00 AM
too funny. Republicans learn what its like to have their game played against them. too damn funny!
 
2012-05-01 11:16:49 AM
SilentStrider: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

What is this I don't even


Shhh...it is a Republitard fantasy.

Facts that Republitards ignore about the OBL assault.

1. Obama insisted it not be done with a bombing campaign in order to avoid civilian casualties.

2. Obama insisted that the assault team be larger in order to engage Pakistani force and fight their way out of the country.

3. Obama debated a drone strike, but independent analysis of the intelligence put the likely hood of OBL being the man in the compound at 50/50.

4. A failed assault would probably ended Obama's chances to win 2012.

5. It was 2-3 days after the go command was issued before the weather cleared and ST 6 was able to attempt the assault.

6. If the assault team had not been as large as it was the assault would have failed, because of the helicopter crash.

The planning and decision to execute the attack is one of the bravest decisions a US president has ever made, he bet years of intelligence work, his presidency and the lives of those men on one throw of the dice.

President Obama is a great president and history will remember him as a giant among midgets. He should be immortalized in granite.
 
2012-05-01 11:17:16 AM
Wicked Chinchilla: TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.

No, the Pentagon didn't. You bring me a general who authorized an incursion into a foreign country, an important regional ally no less, and I will show you someone who was, is being, or will be court martialed very, very soon. Final approval for something like that comes from the man upstairs. Hell the sec-def and his VP were trying to convince him NOT to do it.


It's an old right wing talkig point they are trying to bring back. They claim that the military did all the work, and had to fight to go in and get im, basically telling the president they were going to do it wither he liked it or not.

It's part of their efforts to paint him as weak on defense. No, it doesn't make any sense to anyone who understands the chain of command, but that's not going to stop them.
 
2012-05-01 11:17:48 AM
Bloody William: It's hilarious to see the right-wing try to make some bizarre fantasy about what "really" happened, because they're so obsessed with stopping Obama they can't admit that something actually went right when he gave the order.

No, it was the Pentagon that really did it. No, it was his advisers. No, Seal Team Six went Expendables on bin Laden against Obama's orders. Anything but facing the fact that there was a tough decision and Obama said, "Go, even though it's risky. We need to do this."


But if anything had gone wrong, either by losing lives of the SEALS, failing to kill Osama, or severe public outcry/ political blowback from Pakistan, they would have rubbed themselves raw over this as a mistake by Obama. And we all know it.
 
2012-05-01 11:17:58 AM
GAT_00: NateGrey: Republicans cant catch a break.

They try and try to get something to stick to Obama, anything, and he just laughs them off.

Obama caught on a live mic about leeway after elections. ZOMG he is Soviet spy. Then normal people forget about it and Teapublicans are grinding their teeth.

Obama ate dog meat as a young child, makes jokes about it and gets laughs.

It sucks to be a Republican.

/Vote Republican

What I'm worried about is this exact same shtick has worked before. Remember the Swift Boat.


Obama ain't no bandleader.

/Obscure?
 
2012-05-01 11:18:13 AM
2 Douchey: I could have sworn I put you on ignore already. Back to the depths of hell with ye, farkwit.
 
2012-05-01 11:18:34 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

blogs.dallasobserver.com
 
2012-05-01 11:18:40 AM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Obama actually did kill Bin Laden.

your funny. the navy seals disagree, and they're not happy.

Link
 
2012-05-01 11:18:49 AM
Now all of Bush administration flaks and has-beens are coming out to criticize Obama (Bolton, Rumsfeld). Romney should probably be quite on this issue and let it fade.

The problem is... Republicans can't do that. The fact that obama came out with such a hard and fast punch right to their "national security" jaw has bruised their egos. This attack on their manhood cannot stand and must be denounced vigoursly and repeatedly!

Of course, the longer Osama bin Laden tops the news cycle the better it is for Obama so basically he is using the Republicans own inability to reign in their message on this point against them.

I see this being repeated on a lot of issues.

It's kind of awesome. /popcorn
 
2012-05-01 11:19:36 AM
alowishus: TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

[blogs.dallasobserver.com image 431x449]


lol
 
2012-05-01 11:20:33 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


spot on, Il Dude.
 
2012-05-01 11:21:11 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY THINK
 
2012-05-01 11:21:19 AM
amiable: Now all of Bush administration flaks and has-beens are coming out to criticize Obama (Bolton, Rumsfeld). Romney should probably be quite on this issue and let it fade.

The problem is... Republicans can't do that. The fact that obama came out with such a hard and fast punch right to their "national security" jaw has bruised their egos. This attack on their manhood cannot stand and must be denounced vigoursly and repeatedly!

Of course, the longer Osama bin Laden tops the news cycle the better it is for Obama so basically he is using the Republicans own inability to reign in their message on this point against them.

I see this being repeated on a lot of issues.

It's kind of awesome. /popcorn


I saw a bumper sticker today: "Navy SEALs 1, OBL 0" with the Obama 2012 logo.
 
2012-05-01 11:21:45 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


As a veteran of Afghanistan, I just want to take a moment and let you know you're a giant idiot.
 
2012-05-01 11:21:59 AM
One more thing to add to the catalog of Obama's Big Brass Balls:

7. He made his decision knowing full well what happened to Carter when he made a very similar call (a decision, by the way, that also required big brass balls).
 
2012-05-01 11:22:44 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


You go with that if it helps you sleep at night.
 
2012-05-01 11:23:00 AM
Bloody William: Citrus Shindig: They show how they take care of America by doing the hard things that need to be done.

Examples? Or is this some sort of weird satire?


His name is a synonym of Lemon Party. I rather doubt he is serious.
 
2012-05-01 11:24:37 AM
I love how the narrative is now "The pins were all lined up for Obama, he just had to say yes!"

It's not just dismissing Obama, but it's dismissing the fact that a raid into a compound on the soil of a sovereign nation with which we're allied is incredibly risky for many many reasons, and no insertion, especially with immediate extract, can be considered a "simple" thing. There was more than strategic planning to find bin Laden and get him. There had to have been extensive and careful tactical planning to actually make sure the raid would go down without becoming a bug hunt.
 
2012-05-01 11:25:21 AM
When you boil everything down, the real reason the GOP and its talking heads are upset with Obama's bin Laden ad is simple: he's using their playbook a black Democrat.
 
2012-05-01 11:26:07 AM
This is a turf war, and the GOP have been holding on to this patch for decades it seems. They aren't going to let it go without a fight, but they've chosen poorly as far as opponents go.
 
2012-05-01 11:26:40 AM
Who cares?

Yes, as POTUS Obama gets some credit for the OBL kill. Good on him.

But even when it happened, Obama didn't get a lasting bump in approval - why would the OFA think that it would be any different a year later? Again, the more time that Obama spends talking about issues that people don't care about, the more it gives Romney time to talk about the ones that do.

If anything, all these efforts at distraction from the economy suggests that Team Obama knows they're in trouble on economic issues and hope to goad Romney into fighting on other issues. But that strategy only works if Romney follows suit, which does not appear to be happening.
 
2012-05-01 11:26:58 AM
Yeah, but who cares? Does anyone in their heart think either politicalarty is here to reeve the people they rresent? I meant represent...Freudian slip. But an appropriate one. It seems they both polarize the moderate and sensible mindset of most good people. We may disagree about some details or even how they are implemented, but most of us are quite moderate. Neither party is very moderate.
 
2012-05-01 11:27:30 AM
colon_pow: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Obama actually did kill Bin Laden.

your funny. the navy seals disagree, and they're not happy.

Link


That article focuses on the decision to kill Bin Laden. The greater point is that Bush said he didn't care where Bin Laden is and Romney later echoed him by saying a pursuit wasn't worth the money. Obama campaigned on focusing on Bin Laden while Romney campaigned on the opposite in 2007. The 'go' decision for the mission is only a part of the story.
 
2012-05-01 11:27:31 AM
QU!RK1019: MindStalker: Just watched that Obama campaign video for the first time. I have to admit, the guy was wrong, I don't remember where I was when I heard about bin laden being taken out.

Oh man, I do. I was right in the middle of aborting a baby while marrying another man and stepping on a bald eagle's face. Good times.


A bald eagle's face? OMG, must alert PETA..
 
2012-05-01 11:27:52 AM
colon_pow: spot on, Il Dude.

Except for being totally wrong.
 
2012-05-01 11:28:12 AM
Karl Rove is a brilliant political thinker, but sometimes his priorities are out of whack. He's great at winning, but forgets that the point of winning isn't to crush them but to make sure our friends on the other side of the isle lose hope, to plant the seed of doubt in their world view. Eventually, they'll come around, and while they may hate you now eventually they'll see the light.
 
2012-05-01 11:28:30 AM
BillCo: Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment.


He's lazy?
 
2012-05-01 11:28:39 AM
I strongly endorse the GOP keeping the debate alive as to whether Obama's decision to capture/kill OBL was uniquely great or commonly great. Just like they kept the debate going whether or not women should have access to affordable contraception for 3 months.
 
2012-05-01 11:28:43 AM
BillCo: Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment that I can't possibly ignore/avoid/spin/etc.

You're cute. FTFY.
 
2012-05-01 11:28:57 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


please put your dick in a blender and put it on frappe.
 
2012-05-01 11:29:36 AM
Bloody William: I love how the narrative is now "The pins were all lined up for Obama, he just had to say yes!"

It's not just dismissing Obama, but it's dismissing the fact that a raid into a compound on the soil of a sovereign nation with which we're allied is incredibly risky for many many reasons, and no insertion, especially with immediate extract, can be considered a "simple" thing. There was more than strategic planning to find bin Laden and get him. There had to have been extensive and careful tactical planning to actually make sure the raid would go down without becoming a bug hunt.


Not to mention they were (IIRC) 70% sure he was there. Not a easy call.
 
2012-05-01 11:29:43 AM
Getting some new troll alts in the mix, I like it.
 
2012-05-01 11:29:59 AM
WombatControl: Who cares?

Yes, as POTUS Obama gets some credit for the OBL kill. Good on him.

But even when it happened, Obama didn't get a lasting bump in approval - why would the OFA think that it would be any different a year later? Again, the more time that Obama spends talking about issues that people don't care about, the more it gives Romney time to talk about the ones that do.

If anything, all these efforts at distraction from the economy suggests that Team Obama knows they're in trouble on economic issues and hope to goad Romney into fighting on other issues. But that strategy only works if Romney follows suit, which does not appear to be happening.


The last thing Mitt Romney wants to do is talk about his Bush-era economic policies.
 
2012-05-01 11:29:59 AM
 
2012-05-01 11:30:03 AM
Mission finally accomplished!
 
2012-05-01 11:30:08 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama Romney: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over Where are you? Pakistan? Get out of there."

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama Romney: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call Stop being naive."


Be thankful we had the right guy in office.
 
2012-05-01 11:30:24 AM
That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...
 
2012-05-01 11:30:47 AM
The saddest part about it all is that President Obama and his administration (along with the Seals) did with 50 people what the Republicans claimed would take Billions of dollars per week, occupation of two countries, and millions of dead and injured soldiers and civilians.
 
2012-05-01 11:32:37 AM
born_yesterday: sigdiamond2000: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

I hope to God you're at least getting paid for what you've been doing around here for the last week or so. The idea that you may be doing this for free is too depressing to consider.

The idea that they're doing it for free and think they're witty or crave the negative attention is a level of pathetic beyond depressing.


Even better if he paid for his TF. That means he is actually spending real money to look like a lying ass for free. And the bar goes down even lower.

He and his ilk strive to win the race to the bottom. They love being hated and mocked
 
2012-05-01 11:33:14 AM
As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.
 
2012-05-01 11:33:33 AM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


I like how you think there were no events the president was involved in prior to this that required his invovlement and go-ahead, like launching a strike into a country we are not at war with, without contacting them first, in addition to the allocation of resources to continue a search for OBL in the first place.
 
2012-05-01 11:33:51 AM
WombatControl: Who cares?

Yes, as POTUS Obama gets some credit for the OBL kill. Good on him.

But even when it happened, Obama didn't get a lasting bump in approval - why would the OFA think that it would be any different a year later? Again, the more time that Obama spends talking about issues that people don't care about, the more it gives Romney time to talk about the ones that do.


You mean, like the "war on moms"? Yeah, ok. Your concern is noted.
 
2012-05-01 11:35:34 AM
RussianPooper: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

I like how you think there were no events the president was involved in prior to this that required his invovlement and go-ahead, like launching a strike into a country we are not at war with, without contacting them first, in addition to the allocation of resources to continue a search for OBL in the first place.


I find it fascinating that the right would rather have a military coup than a Democratic president with a signature foreign policy achievement.
 
2012-05-01 11:36:46 AM
soy_bomb: As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.

So you've got no useful spin or counter is what you're saying.
 
2012-05-01 11:38:07 AM
Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...


Well, for about 40 years now, it's been against the rules for democrat to criticize republicans. This helps to understand why team GOP holds its breath until it turns blue every time Obama criticizes them - after they successfully transformed the democrats into a party of spineless wimps afraid of their shadows, they themselves turned into giant pussies. They no longer know how to deal with anyone who challenges them - especially not a bla- blah ... I mean nig ... nigotiator like Obama.
 
2012-05-01 11:38:31 AM
SilentStrider: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

What is this I don't even


Yet another ignorant libtard.

Don't you know that Obama desperately tried to ABORT the raid that ended in the death of Bin Laden? Obama's pathetic attempt to protect his friend was overruled by the military. Yes, that's right.... the only reason Bin Laden is dead is because the US military staged a coup against the Kenyan In Chief.

The death of Bin Laden, just like America's economic recovery, happened DESPITE Obama's failed policies, not BECAUSE of them.

Please get this out ASAP. Want specific people to know we know.

RE Osama Bin Laden. Significant push to take him out months ago. Senior WH staff resisted. This was cause of much strain between HC and Obama/Jarrett. HC and LP were in constant communication over matter - both attempted to convince administration to act. Administration feared failure and resulting negative impact on president. Intel disgusted over politics over national security. Staff resigned/left. Check timeline to corroborate.
Now Intel already leaking to media facts surrounding how info obtained. Namely from enhanced interrogation efforts via GITMO prisoners. Obama administration placed in corner on this. Some media aware of danger to president RE this and attempting protection. Others looking for further investigation. We are pushing for them to follow through and already meeting with some access.

Point of determination made FOR Obama not BY Obama. Will clarify as details become more clear. Very clear divide between Military and WH. Jarrett marginalized 100% on decision to take out OBL. She played no part. BD worked with LP and HC to form coalition to force CoC to engage.

IMPORTANT SPECIFIC: When 48 hour go order issued, CoC was told, not requested. Administration scrambled to abort. That order was overruled. This order did not originate from CoC. Repeat - this order did not originate from CoC. He complied, but did not originate.

Independent military contacts have confirmed. Stories corroborate one another. This is legit.

The killing of Osama Bin Laden was in fact a Coup within Obama WH.

Speaking with additional contacts RE info.

Stay safe.


/derp
 
2012-05-01 11:38:40 AM
Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...


It's undignified and unbefitting the office of the President of the United States, Leader of the Free World, Bastion of Democracy in the vast Ocean of Tyranny and Subversion to play to win. Obama should, as any true American would, just roll over and let his opponents win. That's what let us win the revolutionary war: freezing to death at Valley Forge, not something disgusting and unfair like murdering Hessians in their sleep on Christmas.
 
2012-05-01 11:39:09 AM
remember obama's next mission? where 22 seals were killed when their helicopter got shot down?

Link

thanks obama
 
2012-05-01 11:39:12 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


Memo for the Record - April 29, 2011 10:35 AM

Received phone call from Tom Donilon who stated that the President made a decision with regard to AC1.
The decision is to proceed with the assault.
The timing, operational decision making and control are in Admiral McRaven's hands.
The approval is provided on the risk profile presented to the President.
Any additional risks are to be brought back to the President for his consideration
.
The direction is to go in and get bin Laden and if he is not there, to get out.
Those instructions were conveyed to Admiral McRaven at approximately 10:45 AM.
Leon Panetta (CIA)
 
2012-05-01 11:40:13 AM
LOL. What a bullshiat argument. Obama scores the winning touchdown, hands the ball to the ref like Barry Sanders and gets mobbed by a few teammates before coming out and saying, "look, its not time to spike the football".

Republicans in 2012: "Look at Obama showboating and celebrating!! He's the Chad Ochocinco of Presidents! NOBODY would celebrate this.

Republicans in 2004: "Do that dance President Bush! Go Bushie, it's your birthday! Go Bushie, it's your birthday! Mission Accomplished! If Jon Kerry were President we'd be a farking smoking crater in the ground by the next election."

/Consistency is not one of their strong points.
 
2012-05-01 11:40:26 AM
Yes, it's working so well that the peacenik lefties are annoyed that he's bragging about ordering a killing, other lefties are appalled that he's bragging about the military achievement, Arianna Huffington thinks it's despicable, and it's riling up the right.

This must be the same "working" as the stimulus...
 
2012-05-01 11:41:10 AM
qorkfiend: WombatControl: Who cares?

Yes, as POTUS Obama gets some credit for the OBL kill. Good on him.

But even when it happened, Obama didn't get a lasting bump in approval - why would the OFA think that it would be any different a year later? Again, the more time that Obama spends talking about issues that people don't care about, the more it gives Romney time to talk about the ones that do.

If anything, all these efforts at distraction from the economy suggests that Team Obama knows they're in trouble on economic issues and hope to goad Romney into fighting on other issues. But that strategy only works if Romney follows suit, which does not appear to be happening.

The last thing Mitt Romney wants to do is talk about his Bush-era economic policies.


Which is why he had his Bush Administration economic advisers talk about his policies for him.
 
2012-05-01 11:41:36 AM
cameroncrazy1984: BillCo: Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment.

Except for:

-Lily Ledbetter
-Credit CARD
-ACA
-Repeal of DADT
-Ending Iraq
-GM #1 automaker in the world


You're absolutely correct.


That list is pretty modest compared to the full list. Restoring the USA's reputation on the international stage is also a notable bullet among many others.
 
2012-05-01 11:41:41 AM
Il Douchey:

Il Douchey: Mr. President, do you have a minute?

Obama: Mr. Il Douchey, what can I do for you?

II Douchey:
Well, me and the other closet queens in the GOP 101st Keyboard Derp Brigade were talking about, y'know, the rumor.


Obama: The Rumor?

II Douchey: K'now, that stereotype, about blackman thingees?

Obama: Blackman thingees? WTF?

II Douchey: You know....penises. . Is it true?

Obama: *SIghs* Jesus Christ, I went through this same bullshiat with Coulter. (Unzips pant) Yes, see, it's true!

II Douchey: Oh my *blushes* I never knew. Can I...Can I ....touch it?

* KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

II Douchey's Mom: What are you doing in the bathroom! You've been in there for over an hour!!!!

II Douchey: NOTHING MOM! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *throws his Obama doll under the sink and pulls up his pants*

II Douchey's Mom: Then come out, I'm worried about you!!! Are you having problems making poopies?

*II Douchey opens bathroom door and storms out past his Mom*

II Douchey: Dammit Mom, we talked about this......
 
2012-05-01 11:41:45 AM
FACT: If Osama Bin Laden had been killed by the Bush Administration, there would still be semen stains on the roof of the Fox News Room.

The degree to which the GOP politicized the Iraq war dwarfs this example.

During the 2008 elections GOP candidates disagreed with Obama for saying that if he had information about Bin Laden in Pakistan, that he would go in and take him out. Which is exactly what happened, and now they look like the chicken hawks they are.

That is why they are going full retard over this issue. It's their Achilles heel.
 
2012-05-01 11:42:10 AM
qorkfiend: RussianPooper: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

I like how you think there were no events the president was involved in prior to this that required his invovlement and go-ahead, like launching a strike into a country we are not at war with, without contacting them first, in addition to the allocation of resources to continue a search for OBL in the first place.

I find it fascinating that the right would rather have a military coup than a Democratic president with a signature foreign policy achievement.


It interferes with their meme about democrats being weak on defense. Obama has been anything but, with the increased drone strikes, the seal raid, libya, etc. Toss in bringing the troops home from Iraq, and the refocus on Afghanistan, as well as the well handled Arab spring, and things look very solid for him defense wise.

On the flip side, Romney looks like a joke, with the constraint gaffs about to soviet union, flip flopping on OBL/Libya/Iraq, etc, and wanting to defer to Israel to get their approval before saying anything about them.

To counter this, they are trying to claim all of Obama's accomplishments are due to someone else besides him acting, ether Bush, the military, etc, but never Obama himself. It's actually quite sad.
 
2012-05-01 11:42:19 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. What a bullshiat argument. Obama scores the winning touchdown, hands the ball to the ref like Barry Sanders and gets mobbed by a few teammates before coming out and saying, "look, its not time to spike the football".

Republicans in 2012: "Look at Obama showboating and celebrating!! He's the Chad Ochocinco Michael Vick of Presidents! NOBODY would celebrate this.

Republicans in 2004: "Do that dance President Bush! Go Bushie, it's your birthday! Go Bushie, it's your birthday! Mission Accomplished! If Jon Kerry were President we'd be a farking smoking crater in the ground by the next election."

/Consistency is not one of their strong points.


FTFY
 
2012-05-01 11:43:18 AM
McRaven speaks respectfully of Bush as Commander in Chief, saying he "made some very, very tough decisions." About Obama, without a question to prompt him, he waxes lyrical and at length. The planning and decision making for the bin Laden raid, he volunteers, "was really everything the American public would expect from their national leadership."

"The President was at all times presidential," he says. "I would contend he was the smartest guy in the room. He had leadership skills we'd expect from a guy who had 35 years in the military."
Linkariffic. End of the article


Keep pushing this talking point, Repubs. You're going to have to take down Admiral McRaven to make this one stick. Good luck with that.
 
2012-05-01 11:44:40 AM
Hey now, regardless of what the talking heads are saying, 0bama is a psycho killer. He ordered an American citizen to be assassinated by a drone strike. You libs can cry and say that that's life during wartime all you want, but who's to stop him from killing Americans at home now? He lives a wild wild life, flying to cities all over the world to bow to our enemies and eat dog. That man has caused so much division between Americans, I'm not surprised if citizens are planning on burning down the house, senate, or whitehouse tomorrow. He's leading us on a road to nowhere... and Romney can easily defeat him because of this. This must be the place Romney wants to be in this upcoming election. The shot at the whitehouse only comes once in a lifetime.
 
2012-05-01 11:44:46 AM
Sure.
We all remember all of the political ads by bush about how we captured saddam Hussein. Then there were the follow up ads about when he was executed

Yeah. They played those every year and through the 2008 campaign.
 
2012-05-01 11:45:27 AM
This sounds like a repeat from 1992 when Clinton did the same thing to them on the economy.
 
2012-05-01 11:46:29 AM
Bag of Hammers: Il Douchey:

Il Douchey: Mr. President, do you have a minute?

Obama: Mr. Il Douchey, what can I do for you?

II Douchey: Well, me and the other closet queens in the GOP 101st Keyboard Derp Brigade were talking about, y'know, the rumor.

Obama: The Rumor?

II Douchey: K'now, that stereotype, about blackman thingees?

Obama: Blackman thingees? WTF?

II Douchey: You know....penises. . Is it true?

Obama: *SIghs* Jesus Christ, I went through this same bullshiat with Coulter. (Unzips pant) Yes, see, it's true!

II Douchey: Oh my *blushes* I never knew. Can I...Can I ....touch it?

* KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

II Douchey's Mom: What are you doing in the bathroom! You've been in there for over an hour!!!!

II Douchey: NOTHING MOM! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *throws his Obama doll under the sink and pulls up his pants*

II Douchey's Mom: Then come out, I'm worried about you!!! Are you having problems making poopies?

*II Douchey opens bathroom door and storms out past his Mom*

II Douchey: Dammit Mom, we talked about this......


Your story relies on the assertion that he is trusted or capable of using a toilet on his own. I, for one, couldn't suspend my disbelief, even if the other story elements were plausible, if not likely.
 
2012-05-01 11:47:49 AM
Bag of Hammers: Il Douchey: Mr. President, do you have a minute?

I love how even in his fantasy, Obama seems annoyed with him.
 
2012-05-01 11:47:50 AM
soy_bomb: As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.

Awwww, look how hard the pathetic partisan twat is trying to make this bullshiat talking point stick...

What is this, the third thread today you've tried this in?

The GOP is getting beat on their own ground and you clowns are making yourselves look ridiculous trying to spin it into a negative for the Obama Administration.

I almost feel sorry for you... Almost.
 
2012-05-01 11:48:13 AM
BSABSVR: I'm not sure BillCo is supportive of any of that stuff. He wants the women in the kitchen and the queers in the closet and the Arabs in the crosshairs.

GOP is a big tent party. Closeted gays secretly/illegally doing their thing in public washrooms across the country is also acceptable.
 
2012-05-01 11:48:20 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Sure.
We all remember all of the political ads by bush about how we captured saddam Hussein. Then there were the follow up ads about when he was executed

Yeah. They played those every year and through the 2008 campaign.


Bush didn't run in 2008, you colossal farking retard.
 
2012-05-01 11:48:51 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Sure.
We all remember all of the political ads by bush about how we captured saddam Hussein. Then there were the follow up ads about when he was executed

Yeah. They played those every year and through the 2008 campaign.


They would have but even mention Bush sent a republicans poll numbers down at that point.
 
2012-05-01 11:48:55 AM
The Republicnas have an obvious out here: "We think what Obama did was terrific and are thrilled that OBL got the justice he deserved, but thats the past, lets' talk about the current state of the economy...." Indeed the 'smarter" Fark conservatives have already decided this is a dead issue and are trying to change the subject.

The problem is the response by conservatives is not and will not be rational, because this is a fundemental attack on their belief that they are the strong "daddy" and the democrats are the weak "mommies." Obama is making them his biatch. That is just sending them over the edge.
 
2012-05-01 11:49:31 AM
Slaves2Darkness: President Obama is a great president

Quoted (and embiggened) for truth.
 
2012-05-01 11:50:22 AM
cfletch13: Hey now, regardless of what the talking heads are saying, 0bama is a psycho killer. He ordered an American citizen to be assassinated by a drone strike. You libs can cry and say that that's life during wartime all you want, but who's to stop him from killing Americans at home now? He lives a wild wild life, flying to cities all over the world to bow to our enemies and eat dog. That man has caused so much division between Americans, I'm not surprised if citizens are planning on burning down the house, senate, or whitehouse tomorrow. He's leading us on a road to nowhere... and Romney can easily defeat him because of this. This must be the place Romney wants to be in this upcoming election. The shot at the whitehouse only comes once in a lifetime.

You're no stoparrestingme, but bravo.

/Don't worry about the government
//Politicians are slippery people
 
2012-05-01 11:50:32 AM
Parthenogenetic: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. What a bullshiat argument. Obama scores the winning touchdown, hands the ball to the ref like Barry Sanders and gets mobbed by a few teammates before coming out and saying, "look, its not time to spike the football".

Republicans in 2012: "Look at Obama showboating and celebrating!! He's the Chad Ochocinco Michael Vick of Presidents! NOBODY would celebrate this.

Republicans in 2004: "Do that dance President Bush! Go Bushie, it's your birthday! Go Bushie, it's your birthday! Mission Accomplished! If Jon Kerry were President we'd be a farking smoking crater in the ground by the next election."

/Consistency is not one of their strong points.

FTFY



Vick only fought them. He didn't fry them.
 
2012-05-01 11:50:52 AM
amiable: The Republicnas have an obvious out here: "We think what Obama did was terrific and are thrilled that OBL got the justice he deserved, but thats the past, lets' talk about the current state of the economy...."

They could try that, but that's not a winner for them either; all Obama has to do is repeat 4 words: "Bush-era economic policy".
 
2012-05-01 11:52:51 AM
I find this conversation fascinating...
 
2012-05-01 11:53:15 AM
Parthenogenetic: cfletch13: Hey now, regardless of what the talking heads are saying, 0bama is a psycho killer. He ordered an American citizen to be assassinated by a drone strike. You libs can cry and say that that's life during wartime all you want, but who's to stop him from killing Americans at home now? He lives a wild wild life, flying to cities all over the world to bow to our enemies and eat dog. That man has caused so much division between Americans, I'm not surprised if citizens are planning on burning down the house, senate, or whitehouse tomorrow. He's leading us on a road to nowhere... and Romney can easily defeat him because of this. This must be the place Romney wants to be in this upcoming election. The shot at the whitehouse only comes once in a lifetime.

You're no stoparrestingme, but bravo.

/Don't worry about the government
//Politicians are slippery people


There's more in there. Keeping looking.
 
2012-05-01 11:53:58 AM
Bag of Hammers: Then come out, I'm worried about you!!! Are you having problems making poopies?

priceless
 
2012-05-01 11:54:43 AM
I forgot who said it (David Corn I think), but if Osama had been killed under the Bush administration, Cheney would have hastened off to Mt. Rushmore and started carving in W's face.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush would have milked it mercilessly - far beyond what Obama has done - is a bloody fool.
 
2012-05-01 11:59:24 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: The saddest part about it all is that President Obama and his administration (along with the Seals) did with 50 people what the Republicans claimed would take Billions of dollars per week, occupation of two countries, and millions of dead and injured soldiers and civilians.

That's not quite fair. It ignores all the planning, intelligence gathering that went into it which involved far more than 50 people. The war in Afghanistan drove OBL into Pakistan. It took years to ascertain his whereabouts. Maybe a different president could have caught him earlier on in Tora Bora, maybe not.

That said, Republicans are just mad that Obama did what they could not.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:14 PM
Weaver95: I find this conversation fascinating...

On so many levels.

I also like to watch gymnastics coverage during the olympics.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:43 PM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


too stupid; didn't read
 
2012-05-01 12:00:53 PM
The GOP of all people is whining about the politicization of national security???!?!?!?

Who the farking fark do they think they are trying to fool with this line of BS???
 
2012-05-01 12:00:55 PM
spiderpaz: FACT: If Osama Bin Laden had been killed by the Bush Administration, there would still be semen stains on the roof of the Fox News Room.

So then you've seen the green room after Coulter does a guest spot
 
2012-05-01 12:00:55 PM
amiable: The Republicnas have an obvious out here: "We think what Obama did was terrific and are thrilled that OBL got the justice he deserved, but thats the past, lets' talk about the current state of the economy...." Indeed the 'smarter" Fark conservatives have already decided this is a dead issue and are trying to change the subject.

The problem is the response by conservatives is not and will not be rational, because this is a fundemental attack on their belief that they are the strong "daddy" and the democrats are the weak "mommies." Obama is making them his biatch. That is just sending them over the edge.


"I would have done the same thing" approach is truly lame. The only thing that could possibly make it worse, is being on record saying you wouldn't have.
 
MFL
2012-05-01 12:01:17 PM
Well since we were all completely "suprised" his QE policy unpredictably failed in the third quarter this year.... just like it did last year.....and the year before that....he's got no choice but to spike the UBL football.....again.

Who can blame him for doing another victory lap...again... and then getting back to adding to his proud legacy of holding more fundraising events than every elected president since Richard Nixon combined.
 
2012-05-01 12:01:31 PM
Lionel Mandrake: I forgot who said it (David Corn I think), but if Osama had been killed under the Bush administration, Cheney would have hastened off to Mt. Rushmore and started carving in W's face.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush would have milked it mercilessly - far beyond what Obama has done - is a bloody fool.


Ridiculous. What, I bet you think Bush would have strapped on a flight suit, hopped into a Navy Jet, landed on an aircraft carrier to give a speech right there with an enormous "Mission Accomplished" banner or something, right? The way you portray Bush and the GOP is simply ridiculous. That would never happen.
 
2012-05-01 12:01:44 PM
unlikely: Weaver95: I find this conversation fascinating...

On so many levels.

I also like to watch gymnastics coverage during the olympics.


our GOP shills actually sound pissed off that Bin Laden got killed off.
 
2012-05-01 12:02:13 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Sure.
We all remember all of the political ads by bush about how we captured saddam Hussein. Then there were the follow up ads about when he was executed

Yeah. They played those every year and through the 2008 campaign.


Seeing weaksauce like this is making my crappy Tuesday better.
 
2012-05-01 12:02:39 PM
Lionel Mandrake: I forgot who said it (David Corn I think), but if Osama had been killed under the Bush administration, Cheney would have hastened off to Mt. Rushmore and started carving in W's face.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush would have milked it mercilessly - far beyond what Obama has done - is a bloody fool.


We don't have to resort to hypotheticals to excuse this.

Obama said he would do it. Romney said he was foolish. Obama did it. Romney is the fool.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:10 PM
MFL: he's got no choice but to spike the UBL football.....again.

Ahhh, now I get it. He's so lame he has to trot out killing bin Laden in order to draw attention away from his failures. Well, you keep trying that line of attack, Much Floorhumper Love, I'm certain it's gonna get traction one day.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:57 PM
MFL: and then getting back to adding to his proud legacy of holding more fundraising events

It's funny when "conservative" walk the tightrope of attacking Obama on fundraising while still supporting unlimited money in politics. But the other part of your post was about suddenly caring about fiscal responsibility so you're pretty much ripe with hypocrisy there.
 
2012-05-01 12:05:18 PM
MFL: Well since we were all completely "suprised" his QE policy unpredictably failed in the third quarter this year.... just like it did last year.....and the year before that....he's got no choice but to spike the UBL football.....again.

Who can blame him for doing another victory lap...again... and then getting back to adding to his proud legacy of holding more fundraising events than every elected president since Richard Nixon combined.


you actually sound pissed off that Bin Laden is dead.

I find this fascinating.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:09 PM
Every time the GOP whines about this they remind every single American that Obama was the one that got Bin Laden. Its probably in their best interest to shut up. But then again, that's when people never shut up.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:36 PM
Lionel Mandrake: I forgot who said it (David Corn I think), but if Osama had been killed under the Bush administration, Cheney would have hastened off to Mt. Rushmore and started carving in W's face.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush would have milked it mercilessly - far beyond what Obama has done - is a bloody fool.


There is no evidence of Dubya ever showed any inclination towards grandstanding. That trip to the carrier and photo was about thanking the troops. If Dubya ever had a true success, I am sure he would have been quite modest about it. We will never know for sure.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:59 PM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"



I'd love to see your take on Bush during the 9/11 attacks.

"Mr. President, a plane has hit one of the towers."

....

"Mr. President, a second plane has hit one of the towers."

...


"Mr. President?"

"Hold on, I'm trying to get a bead on this pet goat."
 
2012-05-01 12:07:11 PM
lennavan: Lionel Mandrake: I forgot who said it (David Corn I think), but if Osama had been killed under the Bush administration, Cheney would have hastened off to Mt. Rushmore and started carving in W's face.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush would have milked it mercilessly - far beyond what Obama has done - is a bloody fool.

Ridiculous. What, I bet you think Bush would have strapped on a flight suit, hopped into a Navy Jet, landed on an aircraft carrier to give a speech right there with an enormous "Mission Accomplished" banner or something, right? The way you portray Bush and the GOP is simply ridiculous. That would never happen.


Exactly. Bush put on more of a spectacle when next to nothing was accomplished, let alone the entire mission.

And "conservatives" are whining about Obama? Just when I thought these babies couldn't get any more pathetic...
 
2012-05-01 12:07:26 PM
MFL: Well since we were all completely "suprised" his QE policy unpredictably failed in the third quarter this year.... just like it did last year.....and the year before that....he's got no choice but to spike the UBL football.....again.

Who can blame him for doing another victory lap...again... and then getting back to adding to his proud legacy of holding more fundraising events than every elected president since Richard Nixon combined.


BRB, GOTTA CLEAR SOME BRUSH.
 
2012-05-01 12:07:34 PM
MFL: Well since we were all completely "suprised" his QE policy unpredictably failed in the third quarter this year.... just like it did last year.....and the year before that....he's got no choice but to spike the UBL football.....again.

Who can blame him for doing another victory lap...again... and then getting back to adding to his proud legacy of holding more fundraising events than every elected president since Richard Nixon combined.


Quantitative Easing comes from the Fed, not from the president.
/Go directly to Jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
 
2012-05-01 12:08:00 PM
Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to build the grandest cathedral the world had ever seen. All the greatest architects of the land tried to secure the job, but none could convince the king that they shared his vision. Finally, an architect came to the king. "I will build you your cathedral," he said, "It will be twice as big as the biggest cathedral in the world, with a dome twice as big as the biggest dome, and a bell tower twice as big as the biggest bell tower."

The king's advisers said, "He's lying! What he promises is impossible. No one can build what he promises. Make him show us his plans, and we will prove he is a fraud."

The architect refused to show him his plans. Instead, he took an egg from within his cloak and said, "I will come back in a week. If, at that time, you can stand this egg on its long end, I will give you the plans for free. But if you cannot, and I can, you will pay me twice my asking price." The king considered and agreed.

In one week, true to his word, the architect returned. "Well, king," he said, "can you stand the egg on its end." The king said, "No, and no one else in the kingdom could do so as well." "Very well," the architect said, "Give me the egg." The architect took the egg, and, with one swift move, cracked the long end of the egg against the table, flattening it, and allowing it to stand upright. The king hired him on the spot.

The moral: Anything looks easy, once someone shows you how to do it.
 
2012-05-01 12:08:51 PM
Jake Havechek: "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)


So your argument is Obama was up every night playing where is osama? Saying something isn't the number one priority doesn't mean a go order will not be given if an opportunity arose. Bush took 2 opportunities and failed.

Do liberals really not understand logic?
 
2012-05-01 12:10:36 PM
RyogaM: The architect refused to show him his plans. Instead, he took an egg from within his cloak and said, "I will come back in a week. If, at that time, you can stand this egg on its long end, I will give you the plans for free. But if you cannot, and I can, you will pay me twice my asking price." The king considered and agreed.

Why would he carry an egg around in his cape? Does he have a special egg sling just in case someone questions his credentials?
 
2012-05-01 12:11:00 PM
mrshowrules: There is no evidence of Dubya ever showed any inclination towards grandstanding. That trip to the carrier and photo was about thanking the troops. If Dubya ever had a true success, I am sure he would have been quite modest about it. We will never know for sure.

You're right, I guess we'll never know, since he never had a true success.
 
2012-05-01 12:11:01 PM
MyRandomName: Jake Havechek: "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)

So your argument is Obama was up every night playing where is osama? Saying something isn't the number one priority doesn't mean a go order will not be given if an opportunity arose. Bush took 2 opportunities and failed.

Do liberals really not understand logic?


No, I think we're following you.
 
2012-05-01 12:11:57 PM
MyRandomName: Jake Havechek: "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)

So your argument is Obama was up every night playing where is osama? Saying something isn't the number one priority doesn't mean a go order will not be given if an opportunity arose. Bush took 2 opportunities and failed.

Do liberals really not understand logic?


Obama SUCCEEDED

Not sure what you don't understand.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:03 PM
HotWingConspiracy: soy_bomb: As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.
So you've got no useful spin or counter is what you're saying.


Why do I need to spin or counter? I am encouraging Obama to continue the behavior he has exhibited for the last few days.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:10 PM
lennavan: Lionel Mandrake: I forgot who said it (David Corn I think), but if Osama had been killed under the Bush administration, Cheney would have hastened off to Mt. Rushmore and started carving in W's face.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush would have milked it mercilessly - far beyond what Obama has done - is a bloody fool.

Ridiculous. What, I bet you think Bush would have strapped on a flight suit, hopped into a Navy Jet, landed on an aircraft carrier to give a speech right there with an enormous "Mission Accomplished" banner or something, right? The way you portray Bush and the GOP is simply ridiculous. That would never happen.


Nor would Bush do anything crass like take a photo-op with ground zero workers in the wreckage of the world trade center.

He would certainly never make light of the hunt for WMD that cost thousands of lives and limbs and billions of dollars. Yea, Bush did that at the Whitehouse correspondent's dinner. Imagine watching that after your son or daughter had been killed in Iraq.
 
2012-05-01 12:14:10 PM
soy_bomb: HotWingConspiracy: soy_bomb: As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.
So you've got no useful spin or counter is what you're saying.

Why do I need to spin or counter? I am encouraging Obama to continue the behavior he has exhibited for the last few days.


Well, then, for once we are in agreement. I enjoy seeing childish "conservatives" cry like little girls.
 
2012-05-01 12:15:08 PM
sprawl15: Why would he carry an egg around in his cape? Does he have a special egg sling just in case someone questions his credentials?

I'm surprised you haven't heard of this. The egg test is a proven indicator of skill in any field.
 
2012-05-01 12:16:10 PM
BillCo: Meh. I have no problem with Obama playing this up. I mean, it really is his only accomplishment.

Well, that and over two years of continuous job growth.
 
2012-05-01 12:17:33 PM
soy_bomb: HotWingConspiracy: soy_bomb: As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.
So you've got no useful spin or counter is what you're saying.

Why do I need to spin or counter? I am encouraging Obama to continue the behavior he has exhibited for the last few days.


yes, but for some reason you think Obama is misbehaving while the rest of the country thinks of his actions in a positive manner. THAT'S the joke son!
 
2012-05-01 12:18:44 PM
MyRandomName: Do liberals really not understand logic?


Why is it that individuals with an 8th grade reading level (and a degree of spacial reasoning that barely qualifies them to do manual labor) always use this phrase as if it actually helps their point, and convinces everyone else listening that he/she is some kind of mathematical genius instead of the obvious (opposite) truth? It just makes you look like a douche, lacking logical reasoning yourself, with a chip on your shoulder, and some latent penis envy issues.
 
2012-05-01 12:18:46 PM
Bloody William: I love how the narrative is now "The pins were all lined up for Obama, he just had to say yes!"

It's not just dismissing Obama, but it's dismissing the fact that a raid into a compound on the soil of a sovereign nation with which we're allied is incredibly risky for many many reasons, and no insertion, especially with immediate extract, can be considered a "simple" thing. There was more than strategic planning to find bin Laden and get him. There had to have been extensive and careful tactical planning to actually make sure the raid would go down without becoming a bug hunt.


When Clinton went after OBL, he was accused of trying to distract from BJ gate. Apparently, Bush's policies were able to get OBL despite interference from Obama.
 
2012-05-01 12:19:07 PM
it's gonna be funny when the navy seals start speaking out about this.
 
2012-05-01 12:19:18 PM
James F. Campbell: 2 Douchey: I could have sworn I put you on ignore already. Back to the depths of hell with ye, farkwit.

You sure showed him! Bet he's crying in shame now! Please continue to update us on your ignore list, we are all so very interested.
 
2012-05-01 12:19:43 PM
sprawl15: RyogaM: The architect refused to show him his plans. Instead, he took an egg from within his cloak and said, "I will come back in a week. If, at that time, you can stand this egg on its long end, I will give you the plans for free. But if you cannot, and I can, you will pay me twice my asking price." The king considered and agreed.

Why would he carry an egg around in his cape? Does he have a special egg sling just in case someone questions his credentials?



lol! This is why I have you favorited as Supreme Commander in the Battle of Minutae. Well done!
 
2012-05-01 12:20:32 PM
sprawl15: Why would he carry an egg around in his cape? Does he have a special egg sling just in case someone questions his credentials?

You don't?
 
2012-05-01 12:20:57 PM
soy_bomb: HotWingConspiracy: soy_bomb: As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.
So you've got no useful spin or counter is what you're saying.

Why do I need to spin or counter? I am encouraging Obama to continue the behavior he has exhibited for the last few days.


republicans hate Obama so much they are mad Bin Laden is dead.
 
2012-05-01 12:21:46 PM
phritz: One more thing to add to the catalog of Obama's Big Brass Balls:

7. He made his decision knowing full well what happened to Carter when he made a very similar call (a decision, by the way, that also required big brass balls).


He also made the call knowing full well Clinton was berated for not making the call in time in 98. Your point?
 
2012-05-01 12:23:14 PM
i78.photobucket.com

"Republicans... you magnificent bastards, *I read your book*!
 
2012-05-01 12:23:22 PM
Headso:

republicans hate Obama so much they are mad Bin Laden is dead.


yeah, it's really really weird to watch. I think the GOP would rather have Bin Laden alive and planning bigger/better terrorist attacks on this country rather than see Obama get a 2-5 point rise in the polls over his death.

that implies a level of hatred towards Obama and the United States that is difficult for me to contemplate.
 
2012-05-01 12:24:21 PM
Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...


Romney was asked to clarify mere days after the statement. He did. Obama ignored this in the ad because romney bluntly stated obl would die. It is quite disingenuous to use a statement already clarified 4 years ago. In fact it is stupid and panders to segment of his followers too stupid to actually pay attention, hence why fark libs love it.
 
2012-05-01 12:25:55 PM
MyRandomName: Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...

Romney was asked to clarify mere days after the statement. He did. Obama ignored this in the ad because romney bluntly stated obl would die. It is quite disingenuous to use a statement already clarified 4 years ago. In fact it is stupid and panders to segment of his followers too stupid to actually pay attention, hence why fark libs love it.


so basically Obama outplayed Romney and that's what's got you mad as hell? dude...I hate to say this but...this IS the big leagues. either Romney steps up his game or the President is gonna keep kicking his ass in the PR game.
 
2012-05-01 12:26:32 PM
sprawl15: RyogaM: The architect refused to show him his plans. Instead, he took an egg from within his cloak and said, "I will come back in a week. If, at that time, you can stand this egg on its long end, I will give you the plans for free. But if you cannot, and I can, you will pay me twice my asking price." The king considered and agreed.

Why would he carry an egg around in his cape? Does he have a special egg sling just in case someone questions his credentials?


Um, he was on the way to his second job as a short-order cook, and has to bring his own supplies because his boss is a jerk. He also had bacon, if that helps.
 
2012-05-01 12:29:13 PM
theorellior: sprawl15: Why would he carry an egg around in his cape? Does he have a special egg sling just in case someone questions his credentials?

You don't?


Well, I have something I call my egg sling. I wouldn't crush its contents on a table in front of a king, however.
 
2012-05-01 12:29:42 PM
If only Giuliani 9/11 had run for president 9/11 we could put an end 9/11 to all of this politicizing 9/11 of national security 9/11.

//9/11
 
2012-05-01 12:31:08 PM
Weaver95: Headso:

republicans hate Obama so much they are mad Bin Laden is dead.

yeah, it's really really weird to watch. I think the GOP would rather have Bin Laden alive and planning bigger/better terrorist attacks on this country rather than see Obama get a 2-5 point rise in the polls over his death.


Prob not all members of the GOP, but soy_bomb for sure.
 
2012-05-01 12:33:29 PM
It's fun to see the Conservatives get all butthurt over Obama upstaging the GOP in the "National Security" department.
 
2012-05-01 12:33:37 PM
Headso: Weaver95: Headso:

republicans hate Obama so much they are mad Bin Laden is dead.

yeah, it's really really weird to watch. I think the GOP would rather have Bin Laden alive and planning bigger/better terrorist attacks on this country rather than see Obama get a 2-5 point rise in the polls over his death.

Prob not all members of the GOP, but soy_bomb for sure.


i'm not so sure. look, the GOP has had this weird subtext to much of their actions over the past couple years...and that being this unspoken hope for a massive number of US civilian deaths on the Democrats watch. its like the Republicans WANT the country to be terrified or that the GOP can't act on their legislative agenda without there being a whole lot of distractions going on.
 
2012-05-01 12:35:00 PM
Mrtraveler01: It's fun to see the Conservatives get all butthurt over Obama upstaging the GOP in the "National Security" department.

It would be more amusing to see something they don't get butthurt over.
 
2012-05-01 12:35:44 PM
In American politics, no talking point is dumb enough not to work, if you implement it correctly. The right sort of mind can get mileage out of even the dumbest farking GED-in-law argument you've ever heard.

Karl Rove knew this. He was the master of this. His job was to win elections and he accomplished it by any means necessary and I definitely have a begrudging kind of respect for his evil genius. This is why he was able to portray Bush, the silver spoon draft-dodger, as a "war hero" and Kerry, the guy who actually got a Purple Heart, as a weak-kneed commie-loving hippie.

Rove got to know his opponents as well as he knows his base, and I think he knew Kerry was not the sort to respond forcefully to any kind of criticism, no matter how outlandish, and capitalized on it. It took Kerry forever to properly respond to all of the distortions towards his military service. That speaks volumes about his shortcomings as a candidate, but it also suggests Rove had a pretty good idea how he would react, and tailored the campaign accordingly.

Which is where I think the biggest problem lies for Republicans. They don't understand Obama. They overreact to the cartoonish characterization of Obama that exists solely in their echo chamber, rather than the reality of Obama, so they hurl attacks, flail wildly, and none of it sticks.
 
2012-05-01 12:37:20 PM
NateGrey: Republicans cant catch a break.

They try and try to get something to stick to Obama, anything, and he just laughs them off.

Obama caught on a live mic about leeway after elections. ZOMG he is Soviet spy. Then normal people forget about it and Teapublicans are grinding their teeth.

Obama ate dog meat as a young child, makes jokes about it and gets laughs.

It sucks to be a Republican.

/Vote Republican



I imagine it's like being a Redskins fan. There's a lot of fans that have a lot of passion, but the team is full of duds and the only thing they walk away with every year is a hearty helping of shame and disappointment.

/not a Redskins fan
 
2012-05-01 12:38:15 PM
MyRandomName: Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...

Romney was asked to clarify mere days after the statement. He did. Obama ignored this in the ad because romney bluntly stated obl would die. It is quite disingenuous to use a statement already clarified 4 years ago. In fact it is stupid and panders to segment of his followers too stupid to actually pay attention, hence why fark libs love it.


Mitt Romney, 2008: "I do not concur in the words of Barack Obama in a plan to enter an ally of ours... I don't think those kinds of comments help in this effort to draw more friends to our effort."

Obama ignored this statement in the ad also. It goes to the very crux of the matter: everyone, Bush, Hillary, McCain, and Romney, criticized Obama for stating he would go into Pakistan to get high-value targets without Pakistan's permission or knowledge. Romney's statement is even worse, because his statement implies that he would not have entered and ally of our even with permission, because it would make other countries less likely to join us in our effort to defeat al Qaeda. The Osama mission would have failed catastrophically, we would not have gotten Osama and his treasure trove of intel, and our SEALs would have been greeted with a compound full of terrorists waiting for them if we told Pakistan we were coming.
 
2012-05-01 12:38:42 PM
MyRandomName: Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...

Romney was asked to clarify alter his comments, as they did not poll well, mere days after the statement. He did. Obama ignored this in the ad because romney bluntly stated obl would die eventually.


ftfy
 
2012-05-01 12:41:17 PM
MyRandomName: Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...

Romney was asked to clarify mere days after the statement. He did. Obama ignored this in the ad because romney bluntly stated obl would die. It is quite disingenuous to use a statement already clarified 4 years ago. In fact it is stupid and panders to segment of his followers too stupid to actually pay attention, hence why fark libs love it.


So you're telling me Romney changed his position based on political pressure?

We already KNEW that about Romney. The man doesn't have a single consistent policy position.
 
2012-05-01 12:42:52 PM
FlashHarry: so you're saying that obama is such a farking zen master and operating on such a higher plane than everyone else that he's able to finish a round of golf AND order the successful assassination of the man who perpetrated the greatest terrorist attack in US history? a man who eluded the republican president before him?

A Jedi considers it unsporting to use the Force in an ordinary, friendly golf game, but when a crisis arises one does what one must.
 
2012-05-01 12:43:52 PM
colon_pow: it's gonna be funny when the navy seals start speaking out about this.


Special Ops people have spoken out before. It does happen. In fact, one spoke out about how Dubya failed to five the strike order when they had OBL cornered at Tora Bora.

What would they say about Fartbongo that would affirm the grade-school fantasy world you've constructed for yourself?
 
2012-05-01 12:44:19 PM
sprawl15: theorellior: sprawl15: Why would he carry an egg around in his cape? Does he have a special egg sling just in case someone questions his credentials?

You don't?

Well, I have something I call my egg sling. I wouldn't crush its contents on a table in front of a king, however.


I will require assistance in removing the potato chip crumbs from my keyboard.

/glorious!
 
2012-05-01 12:45:26 PM
It's hilarious watching the usual idiots cry about "misleading ads"...
 
2012-05-01 12:50:22 PM
mrshowrules: colon_pow: it's gonna be funny when the navy seals start speaking out about this.


Special Ops people have spoken out before. It does happen. In fact, one spoke out about how Dubya failed to five the strike order when they had OBL cornered at Tora Bora.

What would they say about Fartbongo that would affirm the grade-school fantasy world you've constructed for yourself?


this kind of stuff...

Link
 
2012-05-01 12:51:14 PM
When you boil everything down, you usually end up with a charred, sticky layer of inedible burnt paste clinging to the bottom of the pot.
 
2012-05-01 12:52:01 PM
Rann Xerox: "Republicans... you magnificent bastards, *I read your book*!

Excellent reference, by the way.

That would be freaking hilarious if Obama just adopted all of Rove's tactics for this election. I think Rove would have a brain aneurysm.
 
2012-05-01 12:53:21 PM
canyoneer: When you boil everything down, you usually end up with a charred, sticky layer of inedible burnt paste clinging to the bottom of the pot.

and the eggs are all cracked and rubbery
 
2012-05-01 12:58:15 PM
Fact: If Bush had gotten bin Laden we would have had GW Bush day parades on that date every year.

Of course they hate it that Obama is actually doing a better job than they did.

And of course they're butthurt because he took that talking point from them.

Remember when they used to tell us if a Democrat was elected they'd be attacked immediately?
Why Cheney pretty much told us that if Obama were elected that he would be tested his first year in office because he was weak on terror.

And yes Boehner and co. campaigned on it. as per his confidential memo to his fellow congress members

As a result of our efforts during this debate, Americans will recognize that on the issue of national security, they have a clear choice between a Republican Party aware of the stakes and dedicated to victory, versus a Democrat Party without a coherent national security policy that sheepishly dismisses the challenges America faces in a post- 9/11 world.
 
2012-05-01 12:58:34 PM
phritz: Mikey1969: That's it? THAT'S the ad? I've been meaning to watch it, and now that I did, I must admit to being quite let down. So you have a candidate running in office and listing an achievement, while listing specific quotes that his opponent has made regarding HIS unwillingness to do the same as the current candidate, and that's 'bad'?

Grow up, people...

Well, for about 40 years now, it's been against the rules for democrat to criticize republicans. This helps to understand why team GOP holds its breath until it turns blue every time Obama criticizes them - after they successfully transformed the democrats into a party of spineless wimps afraid of their shadows, they themselves turned into giant pussies. They no longer know how to deal with anyone who challenges them - especially not a bla- blah ... I mean nig ... nigotiator like Obama.


Yeah. it's really hard to stay an Independent when the Right has turned into a giant collection of backstabbing asshats. The Dems have stayed so timid that I can't swing completely to their side either, but at the current pace, I would take 1,000 Dems over any of these Republicans, with the exception of Huntsman. The Right deosn't seem to understand that you can be all pro defense and FOR a hard line stance and STILL use diplomacy as your first tactic in most situations, and the Dems don't seem to know how to actually dig in and fight.

As a result, the Right has put the 'asshole' in USA.

What we really need is a 4 or 5 Party system, it balances everything out in the middle, with no one side getting close to capsizing the boat.

/Or better yet, NO parties...
 
2012-05-01 01:00:29 PM
sprawl15: It's undignified and unbefitting the office of the President of the United States, Leader of the Free World, Bastion of Democracy in the vast Ocean of Tyranny and Subversion to play to win.

Well. unless he was a Republican of course. THEN he'd throw on a flight suit and appear on the deck of an airdraft carrier with a 'Mission Accomplished' banner in the background. Hell, Republicans are so cool that they don't even have to wait for the 'Mission' to be 'Accomplished'...
 
2012-05-01 01:03:36 PM
canyoneer: When you boil everything down, you usually end up with a charred, sticky layer of inedible burnt paste clinging to the bottom of the pot.

Not necessarily... Someone who knows what they're doing can end up with a lovely sauce with excellent flavor and consistency.
 
2012-05-01 01:03:44 PM
Slaves2Darkness: SilentStrider: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

What is this I don't even

Shhh...it is a Republitard fantasy.

Facts that Republitards ignore about the OBL assault.

1. Obama insisted it not be done with a bombing campaign in order to avoid civilian casualties.

2. Obama insisted that the assault team be larger in order to engage Pakistani force and fight their way out of the country.

3. Obama debated a drone strike, but independent analysis of the intelligence put the likely hood of OBL being the man in the compound at 50/50.

4. A failed assault would probably ended Obama's chances to win 2012.

5. It was 2-3 days after the go command was issued before the weather cleared and ST 6 was able to attempt the assault.

6. If the assault team had not been as large as it was the assault would have failed, because of the helicopter crash.

The planning and decision to execute the attack is one of the bravest decisions a US president has ever made, he bet years of intelligence work, his presidency and the lives of those men on one throw of the dice.

President Obama is a great president and history will remember him as a giant among midgets. He should be imm ...


I know someone posted links to some of those comments the other day. Can someone be kind enough to repost it (or maybe repost this comment with the links attached)?

I'd do it myself, but I only have a few minutes at a time to spare thanks to my job, and I really, REALLY want to serve a big cup of STFU to some of my conservative buddies on Facebook who keep spouting off the "he doesn't deserve any credit for this at all" bullsh*t.

/much thanks :-)
 
2012-05-01 01:04:32 PM
canyoneer: When you boil everything down, you usually end up with a charred, sticky layer of inedible burnt paste clinging to the bottom of the pot.

I think you need to check the copper wiring on your still.
 
2012-05-01 01:09:16 PM
Weaver95: canyoneer: When you boil everything down, you usually end up with a charred, sticky layer of inedible burnt paste clinging to the bottom of the pot.

I think you need to check the copper wiring on your still.


Shhhhhhhhh! The revenuers watch these threads!
 
2012-05-01 01:09:45 PM
If you absolutely have to attack Obama on defense, you could easily use his expanded use of drone attacks as your argument. Not only did one of our drones get captured by the Iranians, but they also don't have the best record when it comes to civilian casualties. I think that's a valid criticism.

But instead you run with this, which is exactly why you deserve to lose.
 
2012-05-01 01:12:39 PM
Bag of Hammers: Il Douchey:

Il Douchey: Mr. President, do you have a minute?...


God, what a fitting fark handle that guy picked.
 
2012-05-01 01:16:32 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: Bush Jr. didn't want to go after Bin Laden. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority"

Jake Havechek: "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02


George Bush never said this.

He said a lot of things that were similar to this, but this particular quote is a fabrication.
 
2012-05-01 01:18:23 PM
Bloody William: Examples? Or is this some sort of weird satire?

no, it's s/citrus/lemon s/shindig/party
 
2012-05-01 01:18:45 PM
colon_pow: Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"

spot on, Il Dude.


Are these two really this stupid? This has to be an act, right?
 
2012-05-01 01:19:42 PM
NeverDrunk23: Mrtraveler01: It's fun to see the Conservatives get all butthurt over Obama upstaging the GOP in the "National Security" department.

It would be more amusing to see something they don't get butthurt over.


Tax cuts for the wealthy.
 
2012-05-01 01:19:54 PM
Jake Havechek: "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)


But they sure killed the shiat out of Saddam! Why, I'm not exactly sure...
 
2012-05-01 01:25:30 PM
If this is the best the right can do when it comes to attacking Obama they haven't got a chance in November.

"He takes too much credit for the things he did!"

Really?
 
2012-05-01 01:26:51 PM
colon_pow: mrshowrules: colon_pow: it's gonna be funny when the navy seals start speaking out about this.


Special Ops people have spoken out before. It does happen. In fact, one spoke out about how Dubya failed to five the strike order when they had OBL cornered at Tora Bora.

What would they say about Fartbongo that would affirm the grade-school fantasy world you've constructed for yourself?

this kind of stuff...

Link


Putting aside that you actually linked to a NewsMax article, it is about some Navy Seals (not involved in the mission) saying that President can only take credit for the decision/order. Where/when has Obama tried to take more credit than issuing the order? A decision, Romney is on record as saying he would never take.

Please explain how Obama is over-reaching in terms of the credit he is taking?
 
2012-05-01 01:38:02 PM
mrshowrules: ...Please explain how Obama is over-reaching in terms of the credit he is taking?

You may not have noticed, but he's a weak-on-defense Democrat

/and black
 
2012-05-01 01:40:57 PM
Bag of Hammers: Il Douchey:

Il Douchey: Mr. President, do you have a minute?

Obama: Mr. Il Douchey, what can I do for you?

II Douchey: Well, me and the other closet queens in the GOP 101st Keyboard Derp Brigade were talking about, y'know, the rumor.

Obama: The Rumor?

II Douchey: K'now, that stereotype, about blackman thingees?

Obama: Blackman thingees? WTF?

II Douchey: You know....penises. . Is it true?

Obama: *SIghs* Jesus Christ, I went through this same bullshiat with Coulter. (Unzips pant) Yes, see, it's true!

II Douchey: Oh my *blushes* I never knew. Can I...Can I ....touch it?

* KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

II Douchey's Mom: What are you doing in the bathroom! You've been in there for over an hour!!!!

II Douchey: NOTHING MOM! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *throws his Obama doll under the sink and pulls up his pants*

II Douchey's Mom: Then come out, I'm worried about you!!! Are you having problems making poopies?

*II Douchey opens bathroom door and storms out past his Mom*

II Douchey: Dammit Mom, we talked about this......


*slowclap.jpg*
 
2012-05-01 01:41:13 PM
www.thepunch.com.au

cache.thephoenix.com

farm6.static.flickr.com

Cry moar.
 
2012-05-01 01:43:29 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I say they keep mentioning that Barack Hussein Obama took out Osama bin Laden in Pakistan, when Republicans said they wouldn't.
 
2012-05-01 01:52:21 PM
keylock71: Weaver95: canyoneer: When you boil everything down, you usually end up with a charred, sticky layer of inedible burnt paste clinging to the bottom of the pot.

I think you need to check the copper wiring on your still.

Shhhhhhhhh! The revenuers watch these threads!


casinoconnectionac.com

Gentlemen...what's going on in this thread?
 
2012-05-01 01:56:48 PM
keylock71: Weaver95: canyoneer: When you boil everything down, you usually end up with a charred, sticky layer of inedible burnt paste clinging to the bottom of the pot.

I think you need to check the copper wiring on your still.

Shhhhhhhhh! The revenuers watch these threads!


I'm *this* close to making a still to gather essential oils and distill water, but I am at a loss of how to construct such a device. Maybe this newfangled internet thingy can help....
 
2012-05-01 02:07:00 PM
mrshowrules: colon_pow: mrshowrules: colon_pow: it's gonna be funny when the navy seals start speaking out about this.


Special Ops people have spoken out before. It does happen. In fact, one spoke out about how Dubya failed to five the strike order when they had OBL cornered at Tora Bora.

What would they say about Fartbongo that would affirm the grade-school fantasy world you've constructed for yourself?

this kind of stuff...

Link

Putting aside that you actually linked to a NewsMax article, it is about some Navy Seals (not involved in the mission) saying that President can only take credit for the decision/order. Where/when has Obama tried to take more credit than issuing the order? A decision, Romney is on record as saying he would never take.

Please explain how Obama is over-reaching in terms of the credit he is taking?


is the national review online more acceptable to you? if not, try the second link.
you really should try to get out more and see what other people are saying.

Link

Link
 
2012-05-01 02:10:24 PM
Yes, everything that Obama does is perfect and outwits the Hated Rethuglican Enemy™ every time. Obama is infallible, all-powerful, and will win the election by no less than seventy trillion points. He personally killed Osama bin Laden with his laser eyes while seducing ten thousand nubile virgins and drinking a Pepsi. Anyone who says otherwise is an evil stupid, mean, Rethuglican bigot.

Isn't it wonderful living in a world where all your silly little political prejudices can be confirmed no matter what happens? Too bad the real world isn't that world.

/ Fark : Obama :: Pyongyang : Kim Jung Un
 
2012-05-01 02:12:45 PM
colon_pow: Putting aside that you actually linked to a NewsMax article, it is about some Navy Seals (not involved in the mission) saying that President can only take credit for the decision/order. Where/when has Obama tried to take more credit than issuing the order? A decision, Romney is on record as saying he would never take.

Please explain how Obama is over-reaching in terms of the credit he is taking?

is the national review online more acceptable to you?


I LOL'd.

You know you've got a weak case when the only sources you have are conservative blogs.
 
2012-05-01 02:13:11 PM
WombatControl: Isn't it wonderful living in a world where all your silly little political prejudices can be confirmed no matter what happens? Too bad the real world isn't that world.

/ Fark : Obama :: Pyongyang : Kim Jung Un


That's some mighty fine projecting you got there lou...
 
2012-05-01 02:13:54 PM
colon_pow: is the national review online more acceptable to you? if not, try the second link.
you really should try to get out more and see what other people are saying.

Link

Link


All of it leads back to the same daily fail article that has conspiracy theories and Republicans bashing Obama.


WombatControl: Yes, everything that Obama does is perfect and outwits the Hated Rethuglican Enemy™ every time. Obama is infallible, all-powerful, and will win the election by no less than seventy trillion points. He personally killed Osama bin Laden with his laser eyes while seducing ten thousand nubile virgins and drinking a Pepsi. Anyone who says otherwise is an evil stupid, mean, Rethuglican bigot.

Isn't it wonderful living in a world where all your silly little political prejudices can be confirmed no matter what happens? Too bad the real world isn't that world.

/ Fark : Obama :: Pyongyang : Kim Jung Un


You need to pace yourself since you can't quit posting before the election is over. Try to be less crazy in future posts.
 
2012-05-01 02:14:00 PM
WombatControl: Yes, everything that Obama does is perfect and outwits the Hated Rethuglican Enemy™ every time. Obama is infallible, all-powerful, and will win the election by no less than seventy trillion points. He personally killed Osama bin Laden with his laser eyes while seducing ten thousand nubile virgins and drinking a Pepsi. Anyone who says otherwise is an evil stupid, mean, Rethuglican bigot.

Isn't it wonderful living in a world where all your silly little political prejudices can be confirmed no matter what happens? Too bad the real world isn't that world.

/ Fark : Obama :: Pyongyang : Kim Jung Un


Typical Republican black-and-white worldview. If we don't agree that Obama is History's Greatest Monster, we think...well, that nonsense you shat out up there.
 
2012-05-01 02:14:45 PM
WombatControl: Yes, everything that Obama does is perfect and outwits the Hated Rethuglican Enemy™ every time. Obama is infallible, all-powerful, and will win the election by no less than seventy trillion points. He personally killed Osama bin Laden with his laser eyes while seducing ten thousand nubile virgins and drinking a Pepsi. Anyone who says otherwise is an evil stupid, mean, Rethuglican bigot.

Isn't it wonderful living in a world where all your silly little political prejudices can be confirmed no matter what happens? Too bad the real world isn't that world.

/ Fark : Obama :: Pyongyang : Kim Jung Un


I've been trying to resist marking you a certain color, but this really takes the cake.
 
2012-05-01 02:39:39 PM
LordJiro: WombatControl: He personally killed Osama bin Laden with his laser eyes while seducing ten thousand nubile virgins and drinking a Pepsi.

Derp notwithstanding, that is a pretty awesome sentence right there. Somebody get Marvel on the line; I think WombatControl has had an idea for a smash-hit comic book.
 
2012-05-01 02:44:17 PM
The frustration-or, even anger-within the SEAL community is real, and has been brewing for months, particularly among a politically conservative core of operators. It started immediately after the raid, with questions among the Special Forces and intelligence community of whether the president should have waited to announce the kill to exploit the intelligence cache at Osama's compound. It simmered after a Chinook helicopter was shot down, killing 30 Americans, 22 of them Navy SEALs from Team Six.

Was it a coincidence, SEALs asked themselves, catastrophe hit Team Six so soon after being named as the team responsible for the killing?

this is not where obama wants this narrative to go.

Link
 
2012-05-01 02:49:22 PM
colon_pow: Was it a coincidence, SEALs asked themselves, catastrophe hit Team Six so soon after being named as the team responsible for the killing?

this is not where obama wants this narrative to go.


Fartbama's middle name is Hussein. Coincidence?!?!@#

this is not where obama wants this narrative to go.
 
2012-05-01 02:50:10 PM
colon_pow: The frustration-or, even anger-within the SEAL community is real, and has been brewing for months, particularly among a politically conservative core of operators. It started immediately after the raid, with questions among the Special Forces and intelligence community of whether the president should have waited to announce the kill to exploit the intelligence cache at Osama's compound. It simmered after a Chinook helicopter was shot down, killing 30 Americans, 22 of them Navy SEALs from Team Six.

Was it a coincidence, SEALs asked themselves, catastrophe hit Team Six so soon after being named as the team responsible for the killing?

this is not where obama wants this narrative to go.

Link


You're missing one important point.

The GOP has spent the last three years whining and whinging about every little thing the president does, from mustard to teleprompters to golf to his birth certificate.

When they actually stumble across something that may actually be important, it gets drowned out by all that extra noise in the system.

If Clinton had has even a fraction of the huge amount of FUD being thrown at Obama in an attempt to make something stick, he never would have had to deal with the Lewinsky thing, because the majority of people would have dismissed it as another GOP faux outrage of the day.
 
2012-05-01 02:54:33 PM
colon_pow: mrshowrules: colon_pow: mrshowrules: colon_pow: it's gonna be funny when the navy seals start speaking out about this.


Special Ops people have spoken out before. It does happen. In fact, one spoke out about how Dubya failed to five the strike order when they had OBL cornered at Tora Bora.

What would they say about Fartbongo that would affirm the grade-school fantasy world you've constructed for yourself?

this kind of stuff...

Link

Putting aside that you actually linked to a NewsMax article, it is about some Navy Seals (not involved in the mission) saying that President can only take credit for the decision/order. Where/when has Obama tried to take more credit than issuing the order? A decision, Romney is on record as saying he would never take.

Please explain how Obama is over-reaching in terms of the credit he is taking?

is the national review online more acceptable to you? if not, try the second link.
you really should try to get out more and see what other people are saying.

Link

Link


You have reading comprehension issues. I did not challenge the veracity of the information, just found it amusing that anyone linking to Newsmax as a source.

My question stands. Please explain how Obama is over-reaching in terms of the credit he is taking? A direct quote from him or his administration would suffice.

The article lacks any insight into Obama role in directing this mission.
 
2012-05-01 02:54:51 PM
meat0918: The GOP has spent the last three years whining and whinging about every little thing the president does, from mustard to teleprompters to golf to his birth certificate.

When they actually stumble across something that may actually be important, it gets drowned out by all that extra noise in the system.


preceded by this post:

lennavan: Fartbama's middle name is Hussein. Coincidence?!?!@#

is funny, you have two people saying the same thing, one politely and one using sarcasm.
 
2012-05-01 03:03:15 PM
Spaced Lion: LordJiro: WombatControl: He personally killed Osama bin Laden with his laser eyes while seducing ten thousand nubile virgins and drinking a Pepsi.

Derp notwithstanding, that is a pretty awesome sentence right there. Somebody get Marvel on the line; I think WombatControl has had an idea for a smash-hit comic book.


IIRC, in one of his books didn't Obama admit to being a coke man? At least during his college days.
 
2012-05-01 03:09:11 PM
meat0918: colon_pow: The frustration-or, even anger-within the SEAL community is real, and has been brewing for months, particularly among a politically conservative core of operators. It started immediately after the raid, with questions among the Special Forces and intelligence community of whether the president should have waited to announce the kill to exploit the intelligence cache at Osama's compound. It simmered after a Chinook helicopter was shot down, killing 30 Americans, 22 of them Navy SEALs from Team Six.

Was it a coincidence, SEALs asked themselves, catastrophe hit Team Six so soon after being named as the team responsible for the killing?

this is not where obama wants this narrative to go.

Link

You're missing one important point.

The GOP has spent the last three years whining and whinging about every little thing the president does, from mustard to teleprompters to golf to his birth certificate.

When they actually stumble across something that may actually be important, it gets drowned out by all that extra noise in the system.

If Clinton had has even a fraction of the huge amount of FUD being thrown at Obama in an attempt to make something stick, he never would have had to deal with the Lewinsky thing, because the majority of people would have dismissed it as another GOP faux outrage of the day.


first of all, Navy Seals do not equal GOP.

secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.
 
2012-05-01 03:13:06 PM
colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

You mad.
 
2012-05-01 03:13:23 PM
colon_pow: the more team obama goes around spiking this football

You sound upset that Bin Laden is dead, we might have a terrorist sympathizer here.
 
2012-05-01 03:17:29 PM
soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

Whoops?
 
2012-05-01 03:17:43 PM
team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

i, for one, am getting a kick out of his goofy looking victory dance.
 
2012-05-01 03:18:46 PM
soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

Double whoops?
 
2012-05-01 03:20:16 PM
colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

i, for one, am getting a kick out of his goofy looking victory dance.


I imagine you are going to get a bigger kick when he buries your boy romney in november.
 
2012-05-01 03:21:49 PM
colon_pow: The frustration-or, even anger-within the SEAL community is real, and has been brewing for months, particularly among a politically conservative core of operators. It started immediately after the raid, with questions among the Special Forces and intelligence community of whether the president should have waited to announce the kill to exploit the intelligence cache at Osama's compound. It simmered after a Chinook helicopter was shot down, killing 30 Americans, 22 of them Navy SEALs from Team Six.

Was it a coincidence, SEALs asked themselves, catastrophe hit Team Six so soon after being named as the team responsible for the killing?

this is not where obama wants this narrative to go.

Link


No, it's not a coincidence at all, these guys signed up for the most dangerous jobs in the world. It's hardly a coincidence that they were in one of the worst areas in the world after hunting down one of the worst people in the world. These guys were the kind of guys who wanted to be in the places that other people dare not go, they wouldn't have had it any other way... and if they were on your QRF list, you were damned lucky.
 
2012-05-01 03:22:17 PM
colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

i, for one, am getting a kick out of his goofy looking victory dance.


I'm getting a kick out of the fact you think a majority of Americans agree with you.
 
2012-05-01 03:23:07 PM
soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.
 
2012-05-01 03:25:30 PM
QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.


Hmm...interesting.

Did Rush use that term a lot today or something?
 
2012-05-01 03:25:30 PM
colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

Well, considering now Romney's advisers have been suggesting the GM bailout was Romney's idea, I guess Obama can run on that too.
 
2012-05-01 03:25:34 PM
colon_pow:

first of all, Navy Seals do not equal GOP.

secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.


Or that Team Romney would rather talk about "spiking the football" than how Romney was against the strike... or we could talk health care reform... or we could talk about how the Dow is at 4 year highs and new filings for unemployment are at 6 year lows... we could talk about how gays are now allowed to openly serve, or we could go way off that and talk about how domestic oil production is at multi-decade highs. There's a million debates for Romney to lose, so I'm just glad he's picked this one.
 
2012-05-01 03:26:14 PM
Meanwhile, Obama just landed in Afghanistan. Just 1 year after the OBL death. GOP criticizing this in 5...4...

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-05-01 03:26:46 PM
Mrtraveler01: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Hmm...interesting.

Did Rush use that term a lot today or something?


The funniest part is that spiking the football means you actually scored a touchdown, so for this to work they have to concede Obama has been successful.
 
2012-05-01 03:26:53 PM
WombatControl: Isn't it wonderful living in a world where all your silly little political prejudices can be confirmed no matter what happens? Too bad the real world isn't that world.

/ Fark : Obama :: Pyongyang : Kim Jung Un



LOL

Republicans are so mad, their tears nourish the soul!
 
2012-05-01 03:26:56 PM
QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.


Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh
 
2012-05-01 03:28:17 PM
Mrtraveler01: Hmm...interesting.

Did Rush use that term a lot today or something?


Dunno. "soy_bomb" used it last night, "colon_pow" today. Could have been some talking point. Most likely these two are just the same person.
 
2012-05-01 03:28:36 PM
And romney just had to fire his spokesperson for national security and foreign affairs, because he was gay and thus he couldn't put him on television to rebut the current bin laden stuff. Wow, this is really turning into some high-grade clownshoes.
 
2012-05-01 03:28:49 PM
Zerochance: Mrtraveler01: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Hmm...interesting.

Did Rush use that term a lot today or something?

The funniest part is that spiking the football means you actually scored a touchdown, so for this to work they have to concede Obama has been successful.


no one is saying the raid wasn't successful. but go ahead and keep thinking that's the funniest part.
 
2012-05-01 03:29:22 PM
Zerochance: Mrtraveler01: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Hmm...interesting.

Did Rush use that term a lot today or something?

The funniest part is that spiking the football means you actually scored a touchdown, so for this to work they have to concede Obama has been successful.


Either that or they want to stop the clock with time running out when they're behind to set up one more play before time runs out.

So why does Obama want to do that again and what does killing Bin Laden have anything to do with it?
 
2012-05-01 03:29:49 PM
colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

i, for one, am getting a kick out of his goofy looking victory dance.


Shouldn't that be Pakistan? You don't spike the ball in the locker room where the last President sat for the game.
 
2012-05-01 03:30:59 PM
I think it's great to spike the football in this case... we need to send the message that if you start a terrorist group, we're gonna hunt you down like a dog, no matter how long it takes, kill you, and dance on your grave... any takers?
 
2012-05-01 03:31:05 PM
Jairzinho: Meanwhile, Obama just landed in Afghanistan. Just 1 year after the OBL death. GOP criticizing this in 5...4...

[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]


A little faster than that, look a few posts up from this one
 
2012-05-01 03:31:41 PM
WombatControl: Yes, everything that Obama does is perfect and outwits the Hated Rethuglican Enemy™ every time. Obama is infallible, all-powerful, and will win the election by no less than seventy trillion points. He personally killed Osama bin Laden with his laser eyes while seducing ten thousand nubile virgins and drinking a Pepsi. Anyone who says otherwise is an evil stupid, mean, Rethuglican bigot.

Isn't it wonderful living in a world where all your silly little political prejudices can be confirmed no matter what happens? Too bad the real world isn't that world.

/ Fark : Obama :: Pyongyang : Kim Jung Un



The Perfect Storm of logical fallacies.
 
2012-05-01 03:31:54 PM
mrshowrules: colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

i, for one, am getting a kick out of his goofy looking victory dance.

Shouldn't that be Pakistan? You don't spike the ball in the locker room where the last President sat for the game.


You do if you want to remind people that one side wants to hide in the locker room and the other side wants to go kick some ass.
 
2012-05-01 03:35:24 PM
Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh


i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.
 
2012-05-01 03:41:11 PM
colon_pow: Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh

i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


Which Obama didn't do then and is not doing now. Here's a question. I want your prediction. Do you think Obama is going to talk about OBL in Afghanistan? I don't. Will you go on record with a prediction?
 
2012-05-01 03:44:06 PM
mrshowrules: colon_pow: Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh

i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.

Which Obama didn't do then and is not doing now. Here's a question. I want your prediction. Do you think Obama is going to talk about OBL in Afghanistan? I don't. Will you go on record with a prediction?


My prediction is he'll mention it but briefly.

With it being the one year anniversary and all.

Still love seeing the righties get all butthurt over this though.
 
2012-05-01 03:44:08 PM
Better spiking the ball instead of shoving it down our throats, am i right, cons?
 
2012-05-01 03:46:02 PM
mrshowrules: colon_pow: Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh

i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.

Which Obama didn't do then and is not doing now. Here's a question. I want your prediction. Do you think Obama is going to talk about OBL in Afghanistan? I don't. Will you go on record with a prediction?


this is the anniversary. it's a no-brainer that he will bring it up. that's the reason he went over there.
 
2012-05-01 03:48:50 PM
colon_pow: i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


What do you recommend, then, for a sitting president to do during an election year to demonstrate his accomplishments during his tenure?
 
2012-05-01 03:50:07 PM
colon_pow: mrshowrules: colon_pow: Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh

i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.

Which Obama didn't do then and is not doing now. Here's a question. I want your prediction. Do you think Obama is going to talk about OBL in Afghanistan? I don't. Will you go on record with a prediction?

this is the anniversary. it's a no-brainer that he will bring it up. that's the reason he went over there.


I thought the anniversary was last week. I withdraw my prediction. He will do what he did last time and thank the military/intelligence community. Call it spiking the football if you want but he won't take any direct credit for it - he never has.
 
2012-05-01 03:50:21 PM
Lord_Baull: colon_pow: i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


What do you recommend, then, for a sitting president to do during an election year to demonstrate his accomplishments during his tenure?


try to have at least a couple.
 
2012-05-01 03:51:15 PM
Lord_Baull: colon_pow: i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


What do you recommend, then, for a sitting president to do during an election year to demonstrate his accomplishments during his tenure?


He should apologize for things he did badly and thank the last President for what went right.
 
2012-05-01 03:52:33 PM
mrshowrules: I thought the anniversary was last week.

Nope, today's the actual 1 year anniversary. It's easy to remember since it was on May Day.

Even though I don't celebrate it. Although one really doesn't "celebrate" May Day do you?
 
2012-05-01 03:54:30 PM
colon_pow: Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh

i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


I'm sure both you and the other terrorist sympathizer were coincidentally referencing something Obama said a year ago.
 
2012-05-01 03:54:44 PM
Mrtraveler01: mrshowrules: I thought the anniversary was last week.

Nope, today's the actual 1 year anniversary. It's easy to remember since it was on May Day.

Even though I don't celebrate it. Although one really doesn't "celebrate" May Day do you?


it's a very symbolic date. socialists, communists and occupiers do celebrate it.
 
2012-05-01 03:55:40 PM
Headso: colon_pow: Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh

i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.

I'm sure both you and the other terrorist sympathizer were coincidentally referencing something Obama said a year ago.


that's exactly why you're hearing it now. it's His language.
 
2012-05-01 03:58:10 PM
colon_pow: Mrtraveler01: mrshowrules: I thought the anniversary was last week.

Nope, today's the actual 1 year anniversary. It's easy to remember since it was on May Day.

Even though I don't celebrate it. Although one really doesn't "celebrate" May Day do you?

it's a very symbolic date. socialists, communists and occupiers do celebrate it.


Usually when I think of celebrating, I think of happy, jubilant, things. Not protests and riots.

May Day folks celebrate it like the folks in Greece celebrated austerity.
 
2012-05-01 03:59:26 PM
colon_pow: Lord_Baull: colon_pow: i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


What do you recommend, then, for a sitting president to do during an election year to demonstrate his accomplishments during his tenure?

try to have at least a couple.




So, for the past 3 years as you and your butthurt righies have been constantly whining about Obama turning America into a socialist fascist nation was all an act.
Which is it this week, a do-nothing empty suit with no leadership skills or a communist tyrant determined to destroy 'Murica?
 
2012-05-01 04:00:41 PM
colon_pow: Headso: colon_pow: Headso: QU!RK1019: soy_bomb: Like I said, I hope Obama kicks spiking that football.

soy_bomb: We already know it was Admiral McRaven. Keep farking that chicken spiking that football, Obama!

colon_pow: secondly, the more team obama goes around spiking this football, the more team romney seems correct in the assertion that team obama has nothing else to run on but bin laden.

colon_pow: team obama just landed in Afghanistan and is spiking the football over there.

Don't mind this. I'm just posting it here so I can use it later.

Someone told them to use the term "spiking the football" apparently. "conservatives" sure are rugged individualists...heh

i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.

I'm sure both you and the other terrorist sympathizer were coincidentally referencing something Obama said a year ago.

that's exactly why you're hearing it now. it's His language.


You're hearing it now because the terrorist sympathizers and traitors to the country want to use it as part of an attack not because he said it a year ago and you are coincidentally bringing it up in symphony with the other right wing simps.
 
2012-05-01 04:01:07 PM
colon_pow: Lord_Baull: colon_pow: i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


What do you recommend, then, for a sitting president to do during an election year to demonstrate his accomplishments during his tenure?

try to have at least a couple.


Well, our economy isn't a smoking crater, and is, in fact, recovering in every measurable way, DESPITE the obstruction and sabotage by the congressional Republicans. That's one thing.
 
2012-05-01 04:01:33 PM
Headso: I'm sure both you and the other terrorist sympathizer were coincidentally referencing something Obama said a year ago.


Total coincidence that they would appear independent of eachother in this thread using the exact same phraseology. Totally.
 
2012-05-01 04:02:52 PM
Mrtraveler01: mrshowrules: I thought the anniversary was last week.

Nope, today's the actual 1 year anniversary. It's easy to remember since it was on May Day.

Even though I don't celebrate it. Although one really doesn't "celebrate" May Day do you?


I don't but I'm Canadian but I am always looking for an excuse to get drunk so I might.
 
2012-05-01 04:04:21 PM
So, now Obama is in Afghanistan and will give another nationally televised speech tonight.

I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people. Afghanistan is a mess, and the fact that we killed bin Laden did nothing to change that.

Obama's trip is little more than a campaign rally, and that level of utter hubris is not something that the American people will tolerate.
 
2012-05-01 04:06:32 PM
WombatControl: So, now Obama is in Afghanistan and will give another nationally televised speech tonight.

I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people. Afghanistan is a mess, and the fact that we killed bin Laden did nothing to change that.

Obama's trip is little more than a campaign rally, and that level of utter hubris is not something that the American people will tolerate.


Only the Republican terrorist sympathizers think killing Osama was a bad thing. Sorry Obama took away your boogieman.
 
2012-05-01 04:07:24 PM
LordJiro: colon_pow: Lord_Baull: colon_pow: i first heard the term, in this reference, when the president said that we're not releasing the photos of dead bin laden, and we don't need to spike the football.


What do you recommend, then, for a sitting president to do during an election year to demonstrate his accomplishments during his tenure?

try to have at least a couple.

Well, our economy isn't a smoking crater, and is, in fact, recovering in every measurable way, DESPITE the obstruction and sabotage by the congressional Republicans. That's one thing.


home ownership at a 15-yr low.
housing prices still in the dump
unemployment still over 8%
gas prices

he's gonna have a tough time running on anything except bin laden.
 
2012-05-01 04:10:12 PM
WombatControl: I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people.

another rugged individualist expresses his opinion. haha!
 
2012-05-01 04:10:29 PM
WombatControl: So, now Obama is in Afghanistan and will give another nationally televised speech tonight.

I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people. Afghanistan is a mess, and the fact that we killed bin Laden did nothing to change that.

Obama's trip is little more than a campaign rally, and that level of utter hubris is not something that the American people will tolerate.


So if he just thanks the troops/intelligence community, he is "spiking the ball"? Where does it cross the line for you? Just acknowledging the anniversary?
 
2012-05-01 04:12:01 PM
Arianna Huffington calls it dispicable.
 
2012-05-01 04:13:38 PM
mrshowrules: So if he just thanks the troops/intelligence community, he is "spiking the ball"? Where does it cross the line for you? Just acknowledging the anniversary?

how dare those navy seals diminish obama's glory in carrying out that raid.
 
2012-05-01 04:13:39 PM
I love how Conservatives are all butthurt over Obama commemorating this anniversary.

Imagine how violently their heads would asplode if Obama makes an announcement that they have now officially destroyed al-Qaeda.
 
2012-05-01 04:15:39 PM
Headso: WombatControl: I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people.

another rugged individualist expresses his opinion. haha!


Glad to see I'm not the only one entertained by these guys who "think they think what the American people think".

Seriously though, has Team Romney offered anything that didn't involve the word "tax cuts"?
 
2012-05-01 04:16:00 PM
mrshowrules: I love how Conservatives are all butthurt over Obama commemorating this anniversary.

Imagine how violently their heads would asplode if Obama makes an announcement that they have now officially destroyed al-Qaeda.


Nah, too much.

He'll probably make a speech thanking the troops and the intelligence community. And Republicans will try to spin it like him taking credit for PERSONALLY walking into the room and shooting bin Laden. And nobody but the useful idiots in the Tea Party will buy it.

Y'know, just like what happened immediately after the announcement of the raid.
 
2012-05-01 04:16:27 PM
mrshowrules: I love how Conservatives are all butthurt over Obama commemorating this anniversary.

I don't think there's any emotion there, they are told to say that he shouldn't be touting his foreign policy successes and they repeat like a parrot. They are programmed down to the exact phrasing of their "complaints" and "concerns".
 
2012-05-01 04:17:54 PM
colon_pow: mrshowrules: So if he just thanks the troops/intelligence community, he is "spiking the ball"? Where does it cross the line for you? Just acknowledging the anniversary?

how dare those navy seals diminish obama's glory in carrying out that raid.


So acknowledging/thanking the seals ingratiates himself? What would be an appropriate acknowledgment of this anniversary in your mind?
 
2012-05-01 04:19:29 PM
mrshowrules: colon_pow: mrshowrules: So if he just thanks the troops/intelligence community, he is "spiking the ball"? Where does it cross the line for you? Just acknowledging the anniversary?

how dare those navy seals diminish obama's glory in carrying out that raid.

So acknowledging/thanking the seals ingratiates himself? What would be an appropriate acknowledgment of this anniversary in your mind?


Resigning the Presidency, but not before making Sarah Palin president for life and outlawing the Democratic party.
 
2012-05-01 04:19:37 PM
Headso: mrshowrules: I love how Conservatives are all butthurt over Obama commemorating this anniversary.

I don't think there's any emotion there, they are told to say that he shouldn't be touting his foreign policy successes and they repeat like a parrot. They are programmed down to the exact phrasing of their "complaints" and "concerns".


Certainly they are following their directions but the bitterness of that one doing what they couldn't is tangible.
 
2012-05-01 04:25:19 PM
LordJiro: mrshowrules: I love how Conservatives are all butthurt over Obama commemorating this anniversary.

Imagine how violently their heads would asplode if Obama makes an announcement that they have now officially destroyed al-Qaeda.

Nah, too much.

He'll probably make a speech thanking the troops and the intelligence community. And Republicans will try to spin it like him taking credit for PERSONALLY walking into the room and shooting bin Laden. And nobody but the useful idiots in the Tea Party will buy it.

Y'know, just like what happened immediately after the announcement of the raid.


He will probably do precisely that but I would have more fun with it if it was me. I'd like to slip in a little something about the soldiers fighting for the people back home for them to be able to live the life they do in the greatest country in the world and wanting to make sure that the country also has opportunities for all Americans and the children of the soldiers.

If you see where I'm going.
 
2012-05-01 04:26:47 PM
WombatControl: So, now Obama is in Afghanistan and will give another nationally televised speech tonight.

I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people. Afghanistan is a mess, and the fact that we killed bin Laden did nothing to change that.

Obama's trip is little more than a campaign rally, and that level of utter hubris is not something that the American people will tolerate.




Bwahahahaaa. Your concern sounds genuine.

So, how do you feel about the level of utter hubris in giving a speech on an aircraft carrier with the words "Mission Accomplished" in the background? Should that be considered spiking the ball before making the touchdown?
And who created the mess in Afghanistan, anyways? Do you think moving most of our resources into Iraq helped or hurt that effort?
 
2012-05-01 04:27:19 PM
WombatControl: I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people. Afghanistan is a mess, and the fact that we killed bin Laden did nothing to change that.

You sound....concerned!

You're right. The American people are not happy that OBL is dead.

Moron.
 
2012-05-01 04:28:46 PM
colon_pow: mrshowrules: So if he just thanks the troops/intelligence community, he is "spiking the ball"? Where does it cross the line for you? Just acknowledging the anniversary?

how dare those navy seals diminish obama's glory in carrying out that raid.


What is this I don't even

Thanking the SEALs for doing it is somehow saying "how dare they diminish his glory"?

That is....wow.

I don't even know how to respond to something so retarded.
 
2012-05-01 04:29:24 PM
colon_pow: home ownership at a 15-yr low.
housing prices still in the dump



DAMN OBAMA AND HIS STUPID TIME MACHINE!!! STOP BURSTING A HOUSING BUBBLE BEFORE YOU TOOK OFFICE!!!
*shakes fist at clouds*
 
2012-05-01 04:34:18 PM
Didn't Romney panic in the debate and flip-out on the moderator when asked the question "what do you think people's biggest misconception is about you"?

Ya, I'm sure he would have ordered a strike inside Pakistan not knowing for sure if it was OBL or if would have failed/started a war on a new front.
 
2012-05-01 04:42:23 PM
Just got this e-mail alert at work:


On Surprise Visit to Kabul, Obama to Sign Partnership Agreement With Karzai

President Obama landed in Kabul, Afghanistan, on a surprise visit, to sign a strategic partnership agreement with Afghanistan meant to mark the beginning of the end of a war that has lasted for more than a decade.

Mr. Obama, arriving after nightfall on Tuesday under a veil of secrecy at Bagram Air Base north of Kabul, flew by helicopter to the presidential palace, where he was to meet President Hamid Karzai before both leaders signed the pact. It is intended to be a road map for two nations lashed together by more of than a decade of war and groping for a new relationship after the departure of American troops, scheduled for the end of 2014.

Mr. Obama was scheduled to address the American people from Afghanistan on Tuesday evening, which would be the middle of the night in Afghanistan. The address - on the one-year anniversary of the American raid that killed Osama bin Laden in neighboring Pakistan - will give Mr. Obama a new opportunity to make an election-year case that he has wound down two inexpensive and now unpopular wars, in Afghanistan and in Iraq.

Read More:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/02/world/asia/obama-lands-in-kabul-on- u nannounced-visit.html?emc=na
 
2012-05-01 04:47:12 PM
Mrtraveler01: Just got this e-mail alert at work:


On Surprise Visit to Kabul, Obama to Sign Partnership Agreement With Karzai

President Obama landed in Kabul, Afghanistan, on a surprise visit, to sign a strategic partnership agreement with Afghanistan meant to mark the beginning of the end of a war that has lasted for more than a decade.

Mr. Obama, arriving after nightfall on Tuesday under a veil of secrecy at Bagram Air Base north of Kabul, flew by helicopter to the presidential palace, where he was to meet President Hamid Karzai before both leaders signed the pact. It is intended to be a road map for two nations lashed together by more of than a decade of war and groping for a new relationship after the departure of American troops, scheduled for the end of 2014.

Mr. Obama was scheduled to address the American people from Afghanistan on Tuesday evening, which would be the middle of the night in Afghanistan. The address - on the one-year anniversary of the American raid that killed Osama bin Laden in neighboring Pakistan - will give Mr. Obama a new opportunity to make an election-year case that he has wound down two inexpensive and now unpopular wars, in Afghanistan and in Iraq.

Read More:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/02/world/asia/obama-lands-in-kabul-on- u nannounced-visit.html?emc=na


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-01 04:57:06 PM
Mrtraveler01: Mr. Obama was scheduled to address the American people from Afghanistan on Tuesday evening, which would be the middle of the night in Afghanistan. The address - on the one-year anniversary of the American raid that killed Osama bin Laden in neighboring Pakistan - will give Mr. Obama a new opportunity to make an election-year case that he has wound down two inexpensive and now unpopular wars, in Afghanistan and in Iraq.

Did they really make THAT big of a typo?
 
2012-05-01 05:15:59 PM
colon_pow: Mrtraveler01: Just got this e-mail alert at work:


On Surprise Visit to Kabul, Obama to Sign Partnership Agreement With Karzai

President Obama landed in Kabul, Afghanistan, on a surprise visit, to sign a strategic partnership agreement with Afghanistan meant to mark the beginning of the end of a war that has lasted for more than a decade.

Mr. Obama, arriving after nightfall on Tuesday under a veil of secrecy at Bagram Air Base north of Kabul, flew by helicopter to the presidential palace, where he was to meet President Hamid Karzai before both leaders signed the pact. It is intended to be a road map for two nations lashed together by more of than a decade of war and groping for a new relationship after the departure of American troops, scheduled for the end of 2014.

Mr. Obama was scheduled to address the American people from Afghanistan on Tuesday evening, which would be the middle of the night in Afghanistan. The address - on the one-year anniversary of the American raid that killed Osama bin Laden in neighboring Pakistan - will give Mr. Obama a new opportunity to make an election-year case that he has wound down two inexpensive and now unpopular wars, in Afghanistan and in Iraq.

Read More:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/02/world/asia/obama-lands-in-kabul-on- u nannounced-visit.html?emc=na

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]




Wow, so now even negotiating the withdrawl of our troops from a desert clusterfark is grandstanding. You people are pathetic. Go cheer the loss of American lives while claiming the Left is weak on foreign policy somewhere else.
 
2012-05-01 05:21:46 PM
What makes this whole deal even sweeter is how the Republican Party essentually set President Obama up for success on this issue. For years they played up Osama Bin Laden and the terrorist threat. They are the reason why the swing voter is so easily influenced by this topic. They also won many an election using this tactic. Now it is being used against the GOP and President Obama just has to furnish some results in the war on terror without worrying about creating the underlying fear. The GOP has done that job for him.
 
2012-05-01 05:27:31 PM
heavymetal: What makes this whole deal even sweeter is how the Republican Party essentually set President Obama up for success on this issue. For years they played up Osama Bin Laden and the terrorist threat. They are the reason why the swing voter is so easily influenced by this topic. They also won many an election using this tactic. Now it is being used against the GOP and President Obama just has to furnish some results in the war on terror without worrying about creating the underlying fear. The GOP has done that job for him.

It was sort of perfect, actually. The GOP set it up so that a) everyone was afraid of bin Laden and b) everyone thought the GOP were the only ones capable of getting him. With a single stroke, Obama eviscerated both.
 
2012-05-01 05:29:51 PM
qorkfiend: heavymetal: What makes this whole deal even sweeter is how the Republican Party essentually set President Obama up for success on this issue. For years they played up Osama Bin Laden and the terrorist threat. They are the reason why the swing voter is so easily influenced by this topic. They also won many an election using this tactic. Now it is being used against the GOP and President Obama just has to furnish some results in the war on terror without worrying about creating the underlying fear. The GOP has done that job for him.

It was sort of perfect, actually. The GOP set it up so that a) everyone was afraid of bin Laden and b) everyone thought the GOP were the only ones capable of getting him. With a single stroke, Obama eviscerated both.


Karma really is a biatch for the GOP isn't it?

/Couldn't happen to a more deserving group
 
2012-05-01 05:34:49 PM
Il Douchey: ST6: "Mr. President, we've cornered BinLaden. Our Seals are poised and ready to strike, every second of delay jeopardizes the Seal's lives and the mission's success, so all we need is your simple consent to do this thing"

Obama: "But I'm in the middle of an important round of golf; and we still need to round up everybody for a historic photo-op. I really need to think this over"

ST6: "But, Mr. President, surely you've considered this nearly inevitable endgame call already; it's the culmination of everything we've been doing for the last decade...It's a simple question Mr. President, just answer yes or no, and we can move on"

Obama: "OK, look, we're at the turn; just give me forty minutes to grab a hot dog and put a black jacket over my golf shirt and I'll meet you in the Situation room for the picture -I mean the call, the call"


We get it. He's black
 
2012-05-01 05:37:30 PM
qorkfiend: heavymetal: What makes this whole deal even sweeter is how the Republican Party essentually set President Obama up for success on this issue. For years they played up Osama Bin Laden and the terrorist threat. They are the reason why the swing voter is so easily influenced by this topic. They also won many an election using this tactic. Now it is being used against the GOP and President Obama just has to furnish some results in the war on terror without worrying about creating the underlying fear. The GOP has done that job for him.

It was sort of perfect, actually. The GOP set it up so that a) everyone was afraid of bin Laden and b) everyone thought the GOP were the only ones capable of getting him. With a single stroke, Obama eviscerated both.



[inigomontoya.jpg]
 
2012-05-01 05:40:59 PM
Lord_Baull: qorkfiend: heavymetal: What makes this whole deal even sweeter is how the Republican Party essentually set President Obama up for success on this issue. For years they played up Osama Bin Laden and the terrorist threat. They are the reason why the swing voter is so easily influenced by this topic. They also won many an election using this tactic. Now it is being used against the GOP and President Obama just has to furnish some results in the war on terror without worrying about creating the underlying fear. The GOP has done that job for him.

It was sort of perfect, actually. The GOP set it up so that a) everyone was afraid of bin Laden and b) everyone thought the GOP were the only ones capable of getting him. With a single stroke, Obama eviscerated both.


[inigomontoya.jpg]


Ok, ok. Maybe more like "b) everyone thought the Democrats couldn't get him"
 
2012-05-01 05:47:00 PM
qorkfiend: Lord_Baull: qorkfiend: heavymetal: What makes this whole deal even sweeter is how the Republican Party essentually set President Obama up for success on this issue. For years they played up Osama Bin Laden and the terrorist threat. They are the reason why the swing voter is so easily influenced by this topic. They also won many an election using this tactic. Now it is being used against the GOP and President Obama just has to furnish some results in the war on terror without worrying about creating the underlying fear. The GOP has done that job for him.

It was sort of perfect, actually. The GOP set it up so that a) everyone was afraid of bin Laden and b) everyone thought the GOP were the only ones capable of getting him. With a single stroke, Obama eviscerated both.


[inigomontoya.jpg]

Ok, ok. Maybe more like "b) everyone thought the Democrats couldn't get him"


i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 05:56:27 PM
amiable: And romney just had to fire his spokesperson for national security and foreign affairs, because he was gay and thus he couldn't put him on television to rebut the current bin laden stuff. Wow, this is really turning into some high-grade clownshoes.

No kidding! This goes beyond the National Security angle, and reframes the Republicans as obstructionist and weak. National Security was something that Obama was looking at ever since 2009 and Bin Laden's death meant he had it sealed up. And now the Republicans are hemhawing?

Obama is just poking holes all over the Republican boat. National security, the economy...what do the Republicans really have left at this point? Their social 'conservative' issues that have been shown to alienate everybody else? Clinton must be off laughing somewhere because his dream of picking the bones of the Republican Party Platform has borne extraordinary fruit. If the Republicans don't get their shiat together quick, they're going to be shiat out of luck. They might as well start planning ahead to lose the next few election cycles just to get some good press. Obama has framed them (accurately) as obstructionist war profiteers that treasure human misery. And it'll stick, too, because the Republicans have no shame in that.

We're witnessing the implosion of one of the worst political parties ever. It's fantastic to watch.
 
2012-05-01 05:57:25 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2012-05-01 06:04:16 PM
Lord_Baull:
So, how do you feel about the level of utter hubris in giving a speech on an aircraft carrier with the words "Mission Accomplished" in the background? Should that be considered spiking the ball before making the touchdown?


Who did that Bush guy think he is, anyway? DeSean Jackson?
 
2012-05-01 06:22:35 PM
School is in session. Go Obama.
 
2012-05-01 06:32:34 PM
Jacobin: We get it. He's black

No you don't, damn you -the whole set up was for the President to say he wants to eat a hot DOG! Because he eats dogs, right? But no, none of you h8rs seemed to notice or care about the funny I was trying to make -Too busy dragging out that good old go to race card.
 
2012-05-01 07:45:55 PM
Nothing like some good old strategic political communication to gain votes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFNPi5mOVh4

Not Safe For Work, Home, School, Homeschool, Basement, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, or Midnight Snack.

Please consult your physician if GOP-erection lasts longer than twenty days.
 
2012-05-01 08:14:58 PM
spiderpaz: FACT: If Osama Bin Laden had been killed by the Bush Administration, there would still be semen stains on the roof of the Fox News Room.

The degree to which the GOP politicized the Iraq war dwarfs this example.

During the 2008 elections GOP candidates disagreed with Obama for saying that if he had information about Bin Laden in Pakistan, that he would go in and take him out. Which is exactly what happened, and now they look like the chicken hawks they are.

That is why they are going full retard over this issue. It's their Achilles heel.


I'd just like to take issue with the use of the phrase 'Achilles heel', which would imply that the GOP was a near-perfect warrior with just this one weakness. It's more like it's just one more cut in the Death Of 1,000.
 
2012-05-01 09:26:59 PM
Il Douchey: Jacobin: We get it. He's black

No you don't, damn you -the whole set up was for the President to say he wants to eat a hot DOG! Because he eats dogs, right? But no, none of you h8rs seemed to notice or care about the funny I was trying to make -Too busy dragging out that good old go to race card.


We get it. You're not funny.
 
2012-05-01 09:48:53 PM
soy_bomb: As far as I am concerned, don't stop Obama from bragging that he killed UBL. Step back and let him go off the deep end with it.

Except he's not the one taking it to the abyss now is he genius?
 
2012-05-01 09:51:01 PM
cfletch13: Hey now, regardless of what the talking heads are saying, 0bama is a psycho killer. He ordered an American citizen to be assassinated by a drone strike. You libs can cry and say that that's life during wartime all you want, but who's to stop him from killing Americans at home now? He lives a wild wild life, flying to cities all over the world to bow to our enemies and eat dog. That man has caused so much division between Americans, I'm not surprised if citizens are planning on burning down the house, senate, or whitehouse tomorrow. He's leading us on a road to nowhere... and Romney can easily defeat him because of this. This must be the place Romney wants to be in this upcoming election. The shot at the whitehouse only comes once in a lifetime.

Favorited.
 
2012-05-01 09:57:42 PM
Bag of Hammers: Il Douchey:

Il Douchey: Mr. President, do you have a minute?

Obama: Mr. Il Douchey, what can I do for you?

II Douchey: Well, me and the other closet queens in the GOP 101st Keyboard Derp Brigade were talking about, y'know, the rumor.

Obama: The Rumor?

II Douchey: K'now, that stereotype, about blackman thingees?

Obama: Blackman thingees? WTF?

II Douchey: You know....penises. . Is it true?

Obama: *SIghs* Jesus Christ, I went through this same bullshiat with Coulter. (Unzips pant) Yes, see, it's true!

II Douchey: Oh my *blushes* I never knew. Can I...Can I ....touch it?

* KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

II Douchey's Mom: What are you doing in the bathroom! You've been in there for over an hour!!!!

II Douchey: NOTHING MOM! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *throws his Obama doll under the sink and pulls up his pants*

II Douchey's Mom: Then come out, I'm worried about you!!! Are you having problems making poopies?

*II Douchey opens bathroom door and storms out past his Mom*

II Douchey: Dammit Mom, we talked about this......


th227.photobucket.com

/'nuff said.
 
2012-05-02 12:53:47 AM
There isn't just one reason, or even a main reason, why the GOP and the talking heads are upset. There are a lot of potential reasons.

In no particular order:

1) There is no identifiable enemy for America to oppose. There is no Soviet/Communist threat. There is no Nazi/Imperialist Japan threat. There is no Native American threat. No British threat. No Spanish/Mexican threat. The closest thing America has to a threat right now is China - and China has America by the financial balls.

The things America stands against now - terrorism, drugs, crime in general - are concepts, or subjects. Not people. Not societies. They have no lands, no histories, no shared values. They have no power and so they cannot be opposed in a clear and obvious manner. There is no capital city of terrorism, much as how many people would want to call that Mecca or Tehran or (insert Islamic city here). There is no navy commanded by crime in general for the US to send in the carrier fleets. There is no bureaucracy on the other side in the war on drugs. They take nuance and subtlety to fight, and those are far more difficult to get excited about than a speech where a popular president says "Mr. Gorbechev, tear down this wall!".

The current GOP wants this. They need this; it's a big reason they idolize Ronald Reagan so much. He was the last president to truly stand against an identifiable enemy, to clearly be the "Good" against an easy to identify "Evil". There was a capital for Communism - Moscow. There was a Soviet Navy that could be fought. There was a bureaucracy on the "Evil" side that was making sure that things worked as well as they could. The current GOP craves something like that to be able to have an identity they are comfortable with.

2) A general unconscious sense that they made a terrible, terrible mistake in 2000. The Bush Jr. presidency was a disaster, but Bush Jr. himself is well regarded. He's excused as being a good and decent man who put his trust in the wrong people, and let them lead him astray. W was a good human being who honestly wanted to do what was best for his country, but he was used by the people around him. They used his loyalty for their own purposes, and the country suffered for it.

That in essence, the things that went wrong from 2000 to 2008 weren't his fault - he just wasn't the man to deal with them. America, and the GOP, needed a principled soldier who had seen combat, who had been through a hell not entirely of his making, and survived. A man who wasn't afraid to do what he thought was right even when everyone was telling him it was wrong.

Otherwise known as John McCain. (Or at least a romanticized version of John McCain.) The guy that they had ignored so that they could put in that good ol'boy who would be fun to have a beer with, George W. Bush. What would 2000 to 2008 have been like with John McCain as president? A soldier who had gone to Vietnam, who had been shot down and then been a POW for five years, and who had the scars to prove it? How would he have dealt with OBL, with Afghanistan? Would he have gone into Iraq at all? These questions gnaw at the current GOP, sapping their confidence and adding to their belligerence.

The mistake they made was nominating George W. Bush for president. Al Gore would have been a disaster too, but they weren't the ones who nominated Gore. And they had a chance to nominate someone who might have been far better - John McCain.

3) The realization that the demographic shift in America is on the side of the Democrats for the wrong reasons. Latino's, African Americans and Muslims should be firmly in the camp of the GOP. All three groups are key Democrat constituencies now due to the actions of the current GOP and the perception (and in many cases, the reality) of overt racism in the GOP. All three groups are projected to grow dramatically in the next generation while the GOP base is slowly dying off.

For the GOP to bring them into the fold, the GOP has to do one of two things. One, wait for the Democratic party at all levels of government to do something radically stupid and outright racist, where Blacks, Latino's and Muslims decide that the Democrats can't be trusted at all. This would have to be something like a call from on high to exclude any non-white, non-Christian person from being a high ranking Democrat, and have a majority of local Democratic party groups go along with it, or adopting the Confederate flag as the new flag of the party, or something equally pervasive and stupid. Then the groups would be forced to join the Republicans because there's no where else for them to go. Just like how the Tea Party were fed up with everyone, but ended up in the Republican fold anyway rather than making a true third party.

Or just as impossible, the GOP will have to change itself. And will need to take the power away from the current base that is driving the party off of a cliff. The very talking heads who are causing all this trouble will need to be removed from their positions of power, or will need to change their ways. That's hard. I'd even say that's impossible, without an intervention.

I don't see the GOP having the ability or inclination to do this. I don't see Rush Limbaugh looking in the mirror and saying "I am a force of destruction in America. I am weakening my country, my society and my people. I am hurting the people I claim to love, and I must change my ways." I don't see Eric Cantor or Paul Ryan deciding that compromising with Democrats is sometimes the right thing to do, that they can have a perspective on things that is different than the Republicans but just as valid and useful. I don't see Roger Ailes deciding that accuracy and truth is more important in the news than sensationalism or destroying Democrats.

(The fact that Obama is black, with a Muslim father, and is a Democrat is not helpful to their cause, but if John Edwards had won the nomination and then the presidency, the GOP would still be spiraling toward destruction. With Obama in there the crazies (including the ones who aren't necessarily Republican but would never vote Democrat anyway. In a two party system, there's nowhere else to go.) simply have stomped on the gas pedal, cranked the stereo up to 9 and are leaning on the horn.)

Best thing for the GOP in November is a crushing defeat. A Reagan vs Mondale type defeat. The GOP needs to be so ambivalent about Romney that enough stay home in November that Obama is declared the winner by Fox News before any results west of the Mississippi come in. And that this follows through to any Senate and Congressional seats up for election at the same time. The GOP needs to be crushed so badly that they can't dismiss the results in any way. It needs to be the equivalent of a junkie puking in front of their childs birthday party and then eating the vomit right off of the floor because there was still a pill in there that wasn't digested then sucking the carpet hoping to get the last of the drug infested juices up. Something so unequivocal that there is no possible way to rationalize it or pass the blame on to someone else.

/tl;dr : GOP needs to get an arse whopping of Mondalic proportions. Then they can get rid of the diseased wood that's killing them slowly.
//amusingly, the Federal and Ontario Liberal parties need the same treatment up here in America's Hat.
 
2012-05-02 01:50:18 AM
TIKIMAN87: Obama didn't make the call. The Pentagon did.

He is lying about making the decision to go in after Osama and only using it as a phoney political strategy.


You know how I know you have NEVER served in the military?

And that you are either trolling or incredibly stupid?
 
2012-05-02 05:30:02 AM
WombatControl: So, now Obama is in Afghanistan and will give another nationally televised speech tonight.

I have a feeling that this level of extreme ball-spiking will not play well with the American people. Afghanistan is a mess, and the fact that we killed bin Laden did nothing to change that.

Obama's trip is little more than a campaign rally, and that level of utter hubris is not something that the American people will tolerate.


Wow, looks like all the trolls got the "ball spiking" memo.

Your "everything Obama does is wrong" narrative is utter tripe but occasionally lulzy.

Giving you a 2.5/10 on that cos I'm feeling generous and because it wasn't one of your usual 'wall o' text' trolls.
 
2012-05-02 05:41:48 AM
colon_pow: is the national review online more acceptable to you?

LOLOL!

Keep working that angle, Colon Bowell, your movement is really gaining momentum.

Don't forget to cry crocodile tears for AAA and Ghaddafi while yer making an ass of yourself.

Has anyone mentioned yet that the real reason that the GOP never went after Bin Laden seriously was because they wanted him out there and alive in order to keep Americans too fearful to question what they were doing?

Because that really needs to be addressed.
 
2012-05-02 05:59:33 PM
Techhell: There isn't just one reason, or even a main reason, why the GOP and the talking heads are upset. There are a lot of potential reasons.

[snip]


Not bad. Pretty much my thoughts exactly, except for the "Al Gore would have been a disaster" point. I don't think he would have been a great president, but he certainly wouldn't have been a disaster.
 
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