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(Daily Express)   This crab may only be a baby, but judging by his expression...you're lunch   (express.co.uk) divider line 51
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2012-05-01 08:42:03 AM
 
2012-05-01 08:47:29 AM
Right now there's guys in Alaska and Seattle wondering what the quota is on those, and how much do they sell for normally (not when being bought by marine biologists).
 
2012-05-01 08:54:20 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

/and butter...
//and lemon...
///[homerdrooling.jpg]
 
2012-05-01 09:40:59 AM
I saw a mudcrab the other day
 
2012-05-01 10:46:39 AM
How many to the bushel?
 
2012-05-01 11:20:13 AM
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
 
2012-05-01 11:20:32 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: I saw a mudcrab the other day


While you were out collecting your nirnroot?
 
2012-05-01 11:20:32 AM
That thing's head is so human!
 
2012-05-01 11:20:49 AM
That is the most delicious looking animal I have ever seen. It even looks like killing it would be an enjoyable challenge.

/crab battle
 
2012-05-01 11:20:55 AM

Generation_D: Right now there's guys in Alaska and Seattle wondering what the quota is on those, and how much do they sell for normally (not when being bought by marine biologists).


And a producer from the Discovery Channel wondering how dangerous the waters are where they are caught (I'm guessing Southern Ocean-so pretty farking dangerous)

Maybe they could fly the crews of DC down there just so they can capture on film the captains saying "we're gonna need a bigger pot" the first time they see them
 
2012-05-01 11:22:01 AM
Dadd a chuck? Dadd a chum?
 
2012-05-01 11:22:45 AM
Claude is the best name for a crab ever.
 
2012-05-01 11:24:09 AM
"'When I found out we were getting the crabs in I was really excited."
 
2012-05-01 11:25:15 AM
That little red comb isn't going to do much against that beast.
 
2012-05-01 11:25:47 AM
Gentlemen, I think we've just found our next Godzilla sequel. And the best part? No CGI needed!
 
2012-05-01 11:29:09 AM

BKITU: That thing's head is so human!


It's a survival thing. They have evolved to decapitate humans and use the head as a disguise.
 
2012-05-01 11:30:29 AM
jaybeezey

You're gonna need a bigger boat more kerosene.

FTFY

/bet that itches
 
2012-05-01 11:31:23 AM

Endive Wombat: Better article with better pictures (pops)


From that article, under the headline...

"Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat"

Math... you're doing it wrong...
 
2012-05-01 11:33:21 AM
When asked for a quote, the crab said: "I feel pretty."
 
2012-05-01 11:33:37 AM
* Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat


must be using cop math.
 
2012-05-01 11:34:11 AM
Sweet dreams. - Japanese Spider Crab
 
2012-05-01 11:35:11 AM

willgrim: Endive Wombat: Better article with better pictures (pops)

From that article, under the headline...

"Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat"

Math... you're doing it wrong...


Perhaps they meant that's how much human meat it would produce?
 
2012-05-01 11:35:47 AM

Endive Wombat: Better article with better pictures (pops)


"'We want to increase their numbers but in Australia people eat them and I think visitors to the Sea Life will be shocked when they find that out because they look so magnificent.'"

I think they'll be shocked you haven't eaten the ones you have, and I'm just going by what I've heard people say at the nearby aquarium as they pass the tank with the Japanese spider crabs in it.

"Tasty looking", "Who wants surf and turf", and "Mmmmmmm, crab legs", are just a sample, not "OMG people eat this magnificent creatures!"
 
2012-05-01 11:36:39 AM
KILL IT WITH BOILING WATER!
 
2012-05-01 11:37:21 AM

Madaynun: * Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat


must be using cop math.


I thought it was Jesus math when dealing with fishes and loaves.
 
2012-05-01 11:38:40 AM
break out the big pot, ah hell just get a 55 gallon drum boys
 
2012-05-01 11:40:29 AM
media.giantbomb.com

Also thinks you might be lunch.
 
2012-05-01 11:41:43 AM
Man, that is one ugly brute. Good thing he's so tasty!!
 
2012-05-01 11:45:29 AM
seriously Australia, WTF.
 
2012-05-01 11:46:50 AM
King size crabs call for king size Quell shampoo. Or is it Kwell?
 
2012-05-01 11:47:03 AM

Madaynun: * Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat


must be using cop math.


In Alaska they can make 20lbs of meat from 0lbs of crab.

/surimi
 
2012-05-01 11:48:51 AM
Totally photoshopped. Poorly at that.
 
2012-05-01 11:51:30 AM

cherryl taggart: Man, that is one ugly brute. Good thing he's so tasty!!


...and the crustacean is kind of scary too. I don't think I would describe the brute holding it as "tasty".
 
2012-05-01 11:51:51 AM

drew is pedal: KILL IT WITH BOILING WATER!


Boiling BEER you heathen! Natty Boh to be specific. And I think we may have just found a use for this:
www.creebs.com
 
2012-05-01 12:00:33 PM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com

Coconut Crab is not impressed.
 
2012-05-01 12:03:50 PM

Magorn: drew is pedal: KILL IT WITH BOILING WATER!

Boiling BEER you heathen! Natty Boh to be specific. And I think we may have just found a use for this:
[www.creebs.com image 500x500]


THIS

The only way to eat crabs.
 
2012-05-01 12:07:31 PM
oh hell no.

it looks like the predator.
 
2012-05-01 12:10:19 PM

Stabone33: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 405x356]

Coconut Crab is not impressed.


again i say----oh hell no!!
 
2012-05-01 12:14:19 PM

Odoriferous Queef: Totally photoshopped. Poorly at that.


Not photoshop. Forced Perspective
 
2012-05-01 12:16:56 PM

Malfunction 54: DammitIForgotMyLogin: I saw a mudcrab the other day

While you were out collecting your nirnroot?


Hideous creatures, aren't they!

On another note, anyone else freaked out by the bullet list, above the photo of her hand by the claw, that says "Claude's shorter claw is so powerful it can remove a human finger."?
 
2012-05-01 12:46:03 PM
Doctor Zoidburg?

/whoop whoop whoop whoop
 
2012-05-01 12:55:15 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

Is not amused by the thread's suggestions of cooking his kin, and has brought friends to deal with it.
 
2012-05-01 01:20:24 PM
Thats chock full of mustard.
/drools
 
2012-05-01 02:20:43 PM

Magorn: drew is pedal: KILL IT WITH BOILING WATER!

Boiling BEER you heathen! Natty Boh to be specific. And I think we may have just found a use for this:
[www.creebs.com image 500x500]


This.
 
2012-05-01 02:22:16 PM
take-up.org
 
2012-05-01 02:59:46 PM
I predict a few years before we start GIANT ENEMY CRAB battles
 
2012-05-01 04:48:02 PM
Chesapeake Bay Blue crabs are supposed to have their best season in decades.

Ummmmm . . . .
 
2012-05-01 05:00:32 PM

Zotfripper: Sweet dreams. - Japanese Spider Crab


Holy hell. Thanks. Good Lord.
 
2012-05-01 05:48:48 PM

meat0918: Odoriferous Queef: Totally photoshopped. Poorly at that.

Not photoshop. Forced Perspective


Cool. Thanks for the education.
 
2012-05-01 05:59:23 PM
It's a pokemon.
 
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