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(OK Magazine)   That's not a camel toe, it's a hoof   (ok.co.uk) divider line 99
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2012-05-01 01:51:37 PM
images.ok.co.uk

When I look at this picture, what I see is MC saying "Dammit, gimmie more vocal in the monitor, you putz"!

am I gay?
 
2012-05-01 01:52:29 PM
I'd fark the smart and sanity back into her.
 
2012-05-01 01:53:23 PM
That's a Kotex, not a camel toe. There are times of the month you just don't wear tight pants.
 
2012-05-01 01:53:28 PM
Revek: Fat old monkey.

/that is all


Mariah Carey Net worth: $ 500 million
But I'm sure she's just crying now, after that cruel, vicious comment.
Poor girl. She should go buy something nice. Like maybe, another island?
 
2012-05-01 02:04:04 PM
Mildot: [nationwideblast.com image 570x463]

Thank you, sir, for your public service to this discussion.


/undying appreciation
 
2012-05-01 02:07:15 PM
Nothing wrong with the RIGHT toe, but this, god no. She was pretty over weight and that does cause some people to..droop in the pelvic region. Add a poorly cut, small piece of clothing and you get the angry camel toe seen here.
Still would love to tame that Dromedary foot ..\I/
 
2012-05-01 02:16:27 PM
The Iron duke: Nothing wrong with the RIGHT toe, but this, god no. She was pretty over weight and that does cause some people to..droop in the pelvic region. Add a poorly cut, small piece of clothing and you get the angry camel toe seen here.
Still would love to tame that Dromedary foot ..\I/


Overweight? Dude, come on. Really?
 
2012-05-01 02:31:15 PM
So if I understand correctly

Girls get Camel Toe.
Guys get Camel Hump.

Except I don't know if there is as much crazy for Camel Hump as there is for Camel Toe.
 
2012-05-01 02:32:05 PM
A slightly different view from another site...

cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com

Looks like a pretty nice little burger bun, there..
 
2012-05-01 02:37:07 PM
LewDux: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.

It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people


I thought she was a whore because she married a much older record company executive to further her music career in the 90s?
 
2012-05-01 02:38:41 PM
ajt167: The Iron duke: Nothing wrong with the RIGHT toe, but this, god no. She was pretty over weight and that does cause some people to..droop in the pelvic region. Add a poorly cut, small piece of clothing and you get the angry camel toe seen here.
Still would love to tame that Dromedary foot ..\I/

Overweight? Dude, come on. Really?


Humm..To clarify, she "was" pretty over weight, past tense. Not saying shes obese, just she had a lot of weight in her lower region at one time.
I can not believe im even discussing this..whatever, she has been, will always be..In perpetuity, perfect.
/Next thing i know, we'll be comparing her styles of farking shoes :)
 
2012-05-01 02:44:08 PM
The Iron duke: ajt167: The Iron duke: Nothing wrong with the RIGHT toe, but this, god no. She was pretty over weight and that does cause some people to..droop in the pelvic region. Add a poorly cut, small piece of clothing and you get the angry camel toe seen here.
Still would love to tame that Dromedary foot ..\I/

Overweight? Dude, come on. Really?

Humm..To clarify, she "was" pretty over weight, past tense. Not saying shes obese, just she had a lot of weight in her lower region at one time.
I can not believe im even discussing this..whatever, she has been, will always be..In perpetuity, perfect.
/Next thing i know, we'll be comparing her styles of farking shoes :)


I'll accept that. I'd pound that toe like there was no tomorrow. I personally love a nice cameltoe like hers.
 
2012-05-01 02:46:34 PM
rogue49: So if I understand correctly

Girls get Camel Toe.
Guys get Camel Hump.

Except I don't know if there is as much crazy for Camel Hump as there is for Camel Toe.


It's not a themed thing.

Men smuggle plums.
Women sport camel toe, or, alternatively, have a smooth mound.

From the article, nothing but ghastly really does it justice.

Things like "moose knuckle" and camel hump are just nonsense words people use to try and be cool, like laughing at mere mention of the word "fart", an ever growing lexicon of juvenile humor, but where in each term could mean a couple different things, like a bunch of kids playing the pass along the sentence game, either meaning or words come out garbled.

Moose knuckle's definition on urban dictionary, for example, has a bunch of meanings, all similar, but variable enough to make the word useless.
 
2012-05-01 03:00:40 PM
home.comcast.net
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-05-01 03:28:37 PM
She was much better looking before she had all of those alterations done. Plus she wasted a great voice singing a bunch of crap.

/Selah
 
2012-05-01 03:41:47 PM
mycatisposter: killzoe: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

Nope, Camel Toe...

[i.imgur.com image 600x595]

Wrong. Those are balls.


Oh my!
 
2012-05-01 03:43:26 PM
thereelseal.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-01 03:48:52 PM
mbworld.org
 
2012-05-01 04:03:03 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-01 04:10:48 PM
They have these things... Called SmoothGrooves..Don't believe me? Link YEP..
 
2012-05-01 04:22:55 PM
Wellon Dowd: A little something to cleanse the palate.

[i.imgur.com image 400x600]


I like. Clean her and send her to me.
\looks like a blond Renee Olstead
 
2012-05-01 04:31:23 PM
Moose Knuckle.

/that is all
 
2012-05-01 04:44:52 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 451x565]

I hate you.
 
2012-05-01 05:08:21 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]


I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.




I heard they were the opening band.
 
2012-05-01 05:17:55 PM
LewDux: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.

It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people


I was going to ask how many kids has that woman pushed out. Damn, that's crazy. I get that some women may have body types that make certain pants cause camel toe, but that's out of control.
 
2012-05-01 05:24:31 PM
killzoe: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

Nope, Camel Toe...

[i.imgur.com image 600x595]


Damn, that crack is nearly as big as the San Andreas Fault, but hopfully better tasting.
 
2012-05-01 05:36:28 PM
Wellon Dowd: A little something to cleanse the palate.

[i.imgur.com image 400x600]


Goddamn redheads who dye their hair blonde.

/Laura Prepon, Lilo, etc.
 
2012-05-01 06:02:57 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 451x565]

I'm laughing way too hard at that. Time to quit work me thinks.
 
2012-05-01 06:12:46 PM
MadMonk: Epic? really? I'd hate to see what would happen at OK! Magazine if they cover something that is actually "epic".

You know who else had epic camel toe?
 
2012-05-01 06:42:17 PM
ABOVE: Even Mariah Carey looked like she was suffering...

Probably because she could hear herself screeching...
 
2012-05-01 07:00:44 PM
fusillade762: MadMonk: Epic? really? I'd hate to see what would happen at OK! Magazine if they cover something that is actually "epic".

You know who else had epic camel toe?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-01 07:46:02 PM
LewDux: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.

It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people


You do realize that she is biracial and by the stupid laws of this country...black?
 
2012-05-01 07:57:54 PM
JayR30: LewDux: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.

It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people

You do realize that she is biracial and by the stupid laws of this country...black?


Which law was that again?
 
2012-05-01 08:11:47 PM
I don't care, I'd still wreck that
 
2012-05-01 08:15:28 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 451x565]

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-05-01 08:56:10 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 451x565]

I... whoa...

Whoa... stop that.
 
2012-05-01 09:40:05 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: JayR30: LewDux: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.

It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people

You do realize that she is biracial and by the stupid laws of this country...black?

Which law was that again?


Ok sorry. Didn't know this would become that big an issue. It was the "one drop" rule or statute. Please see "old blood fractions," "Jim Crow laws," and related issues following Reconstruction.
 
2012-05-01 09:51:02 PM
JayR30: B.L.Z. Bub: JayR30: LewDux: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.

It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people

You do realize that she is biracial and by the stupid laws of this country...black?

Which law was that again?

Ok sorry. Didn't know this would become that big an issue. It was the "one drop" rule or statute. Please see "old blood fractions," "Jim Crow laws," and related issues following Reconstruction.


Jim Crow laws were abolished. Welcome to 2012.
 
2012-05-01 09:54:09 PM
Scottybobotty: [mbworld.org image 636x500]

Every time I see that pic, I sit and stare and wait for the owl...
 
2012-05-01 09:55:44 PM
tinyarena: Revek: Fat old monkey.

/that is all

Mariah Carey Net worth: $ 500 million
But I'm sure she's just crying now, after that cruel, vicious comment.
Poor girl. She should go buy something nice. Like maybe, another island?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-01 10:12:35 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: JayR30: B.L.Z. Bub: JayR30: LewDux: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.

It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people

You do realize that she is biracial and by the stupid laws of this country...black?

Which law was that again?

Ok sorry. Didn't know this would become that big an issue. It was the "one drop" rule or statute. Please see "old blood fractions," "Jim Crow laws," and related issues following Reconstruction.

Jim Crow laws were abolished. Welcome to 2012.


One drop was in effect until the 2000 census. Welcome.... Ah why bother?
 
2012-05-01 10:38:59 PM
Revek: tinyarena: Revek: Fat old monkey.

/that is all

Mariah Carey Net worth: $ 500 million
But I'm sure she's just crying now, after that cruel, vicious comment.
Poor girl. She should go buy something nice. Like maybe, another island?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 469x428]


nvm
 
2012-05-01 10:46:18 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 451x565]

You are awesome.
 
2012-05-01 11:45:04 PM
DNRTFA. Thought I was looking at another Miley Cyrus cameltoe.

/just me?
 
2012-05-02 12:06:50 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 451x565]

You, sir, are evil. Good work!
 
2012-05-02 01:59:31 AM
ajt167: Screw you guys, she's smoking hot. I'd bury my face in her crotch and lick her til she's crosseyed if I had the chance.


Agreed. She's yummy. YUMMY!
 
2012-05-02 03:29:34 AM
Holy Fark, she could sing a duet with that thing.
 
2012-05-02 09:06:51 AM
I think she's hot and I would totally have sex with her, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-05-02 10:14:38 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 451x565]

You magnificent bastard.
media.tumblr.com
 
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