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(OK Magazine)   That's not a camel toe, it's a hoof   (ok.co.uk) divider line 99
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2012-05-01 08:51:56 AM
Fat old monkey.

/that is all
 
2012-05-01 08:58:51 AM

Revek: Fat old monkey.

/that is all


I call her "The Dog Whistle", much to the displeasure of the distaffbopper, who is a fan.
 
2012-05-01 10:33:33 AM
Moose knuckles? Would not attempt the moguls on that fat ass with subbies dick.
 
2012-05-01 11:13:34 AM
Damn. This thread turned gay real quick.

I would hit it and brag about it. Then I'd probably have to change my number and hide my pets from her crazy ass but I'd love every minute of it.
 
2012-05-01 11:15:14 AM
i.imgur.com
Bring it on in to Omeletteville.
 
2012-05-01 11:18:07 AM
images.ok.co.uk

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.
 
2012-05-01 11:19:38 AM

Revek: Fat old monkey.

/that is all


That was probably the unfunniest comedy show aired on television since Dane Cook's special in Boston.
 
2012-05-01 11:20:41 AM

Elzar: Moose knuckles? Would not attempt the moguls on that fat ass with subbies dick.


Moose knuckle?

That's raptor talon!

0.tqn.com
 
2012-05-01 11:21:23 AM
There's no pleasin' some people.
 
2012-05-01 11:25:33 AM
A little something to cleanse the palate.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 11:29:40 AM
Epic? really? I'd hate to see what would happen at OK! Magazine if they cover something that is actually "epic".
 
2012-05-01 11:38:05 AM
Mariah Carey is, and will always be, my celebrity crush.

"Always Be My Baby" is one of the best songs I have ever heard.
 
2012-05-01 11:42:55 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.


I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.
 
2012-05-01 11:45:15 AM
Yet men are always smuggling grapes or whatever and nobody complains because nobody wants to notice.
 
2012-05-01 11:48:14 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

I thought Mariah Carey's 10 inch gash was a well known fact.


It's because she's whore(AKA famous woman) and she dates black people
 
2012-05-01 11:48:43 AM
Always thought it should be "Camel Toes." One toe wouldn't create the kind of pubic cleavage we've come to associate with the word.
 
2012-05-01 11:48:53 AM
It looks like someone dropped a ham off a tall building.
 
2012-05-01 11:54:44 AM
t2.gstatic.com
mom i need this, its got its paw in the grill, what's its?
a hoof
yeah, hoof
 
2012-05-01 11:56:46 AM
You'd think Nick Canon wouldn't let his mom go out like that?
 
2012-05-01 11:56:54 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-01 11:56:58 AM
I don't think she could leave the house without noticing that, so it's probably intentional.
 
2012-05-01 11:57:23 AM
Huge!
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-01 12:02:20 PM
This is why women should no shave. That extra cushion prevents the camel toe/hoof.



/ducks
 
2012-05-01 12:05:14 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.


Nope, Camel Toe...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 12:08:05 PM

DeaH: This is why women should no shave. That extra cushion prevents the camel toe/hoof.



/ducks


Wearing underpants helps too. Then again we get blasted if you can see our panties. It's a no win situation with tight pants.
 
2012-05-01 12:11:51 PM
It's deep, too!
www.biography.com
 
2012-05-01 12:12:31 PM
So, if she chews her cud, that makes her kosher.
 
2012-05-01 12:14:15 PM
nationwideblast.com
 
2012-05-01 12:15:39 PM

killzoe: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

Nope, Camel Toe...

[i.imgur.com image 600x595]


Labia majora
 
2012-05-01 12:16:38 PM
www.abc.net.au
What a camel tow may look like
 
2012-05-01 12:20:50 PM
Unfortunately heavy, center-seam bodysuit combined with very obvious but normal-sized camel toe? Fine by me. Can't imagine that it was too comfortable, though.
 
2012-05-01 12:25:11 PM
ChapStick. Stat.
 
2012-05-01 12:29:45 PM
Screw you guys, she's smoking hot. I'd bury my face in her crotch and lick her til she's crosseyed if I had the chance.

/Love me some camel toe
//Even better than boob cleavage
 
2012-05-01 12:35:52 PM

ajt167: Screw you guys, she's smoking hot. I'd bury my face in her crotch and lick her til she's crosseyed if I had the chance.

/Love me some camel toe
//Even better than boob cleavage


beavage > cleavage
 
2012-05-01 12:38:26 PM

flushdepot: Nope, Camel Toe...

[i.imgur.com image 600x595]

Labia majora


Cooter cleavage (possibly NSFW).
 
2012-05-01 12:42:01 PM
She needs Camel Tame.

b.imagehost.org
 
2012-05-01 12:42:18 PM

PYROY: ajt167: Screw you guys, she's smoking hot. I'd bury my face in her crotch and lick her til she's crosseyed if I had the chance.

/Love me some camel toe
//Even better than boob cleavage

beavage > cleavage


Sir, I like your style. I'm stealing that.
 
2012-05-01 12:49:29 PM
Is there a market for anti-camel toe panties? Or is it normally just a matter of women choosing the right garments?
 
2012-05-01 12:59:33 PM
Seems to me that it is generally intentional. It is uncomforatble and can be avoided by not wearing garments that are too small.
 
2012-05-01 12:59:57 PM

wildcardjack: Is there a market for anti-camel toe panties? Or is it normally just a matter of women choosing the right garments?


Man, I hope not. That would be like those bras that are padded so hard nips don't show. On second thought, all bras period. Ladies, if you've got the shape for it (and not all vaginas do), rock that camel toe and own it!
 
2012-05-01 01:02:00 PM

wildcardjack: Is there a market for anti-camel toe panties? Or is it normally just a matter of women choosing the right garments?


actually there's already several product lines for it. my personal favorite is 'camel-flague'.
 
2012-05-01 01:02:12 PM
i661.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 01:03:53 PM

wildcardjack: Is there a market for anti-camel toe panties? Or is it normally just a matter of women choosing the right garments?


Yeah, I think they're called "panties." Mariah ain't wearing none... ironically to avoid the embarrassment of panty lines, whereas "anatomy lines" are much less embarrassing.

Honestly, if "I can see that you're wearing underwear" is embarrassing, how isn't "I can see that you're NOT wearing underwear" going to make you blush?
 
2012-05-01 01:09:25 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.


I'm with you to a point.
It is a seam, uneven, and the cleaving goes on entirely too long. IMO, doesn't fit "camel toe" in that it's not a display of natural cleavage. Calling that camel toe is like calling a mastectomy a nice boobjob.

/bookmark, just in case the thread picks up with eye bleach
 
2012-05-01 01:23:56 PM
ajbaucco.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-01 01:31:34 PM

nimawai: It's a no win situation with tight pants.


Au Contraire. On the right lady, any of us within viewing range wins.
 
2012-05-01 01:33:57 PM

Mildot: [nationwideblast.com image 570x463]


I love that picture.
 
2012-05-01 01:40:02 PM

killzoe: B.L.Z. Bub: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Looks more like a crease in that suit to me, unless you think she has a 10-inch long gash.

Nope, Camel Toe...

[i.imgur.com image 600x595]


Wrong. Those are balls.
 
2012-05-01 01:43:10 PM
I'm not sure how the hoof is an accurate representative... unless, of course, we're talking cloven hooves.
 
2012-05-01 01:49:21 PM
I thought I'd throw this out there just in case: EIP if anyone wants to send CTIE.
 
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