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(NYPost)   Charlie Sheen sues strip club because "it could damage his reputation"   (nypost.com) divider line 42
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2012-05-01 01:17:23 AM
Priceless
 
2012-05-01 01:34:41 AM
Shortly after his famous bout of madness, I saw a "Crazie Charlie Sheen" sex doll for sale in the window of a local sex shop. Apparently some people like crazy.

Personally, I like Algren's Precepts, which are stated variously:

Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

That last one is often expressed as never sleep with anybody crazier than you are.

Here's a couple of articles on Nelson Algren:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jan-herman/nelson-algren-most-quotab_b_ 1 72989.html
http://www.reference.com/browse/algren%27s-precepts

He seems to have been a font of hard-boiled axiomatic wisdom.
 
2012-05-01 01:40:47 AM
"Crackhead Charlie" sells out:

http://www.extravaganzi.com/crackhead-charlie-sold-out-in-one-day/

One of the shortest-lived, fastest-selling and probably most profitable novelty crazes of all time.
 
2012-05-01 08:40:15 AM
Of course it would damage his reputation. Charlie never eats sushi off a stripper, he snorts coke off her breasts.
 
2012-05-01 08:40:45 AM
If anything he should buy it out and put his name all over it. It'd be exactly the kind of thing people would expect from him these days, and he'd make a little money on the side.
 
2012-05-01 10:23:25 AM
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2012-05-01 11:00:39 AM
I really can't think of anything that would damage his reputation any more than it already is.
 
2012-05-01 11:02:00 AM
"We have now removed his name, he wasn't doing big business for us anyway. We had a little ritual and threw his image in garbage - a celebration of Charlie Sheen being dumped."

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Should've burned it too. ;)
 
2012-05-01 11:02:22 AM
What, are they going to reveal that Sheen didn't drink, didn't snort coke off of any of the strippers' asses, and didn't try to take them home with him? That's about the only thing that could damage his reputation at this point.
 
2012-05-01 11:04:57 AM
TFA: "We sent a cease-and-desist letter and they complied. This matter has nothing to do with Sheen's reputation. You can't use any celebrity name to promote a business without permission. They had no right to use his name."

I salute the brass pair on the NYPost to not only *fabricate* the reputation bit, but to run the quote that exposes it as fabricated nonsense.
 
2012-05-01 11:06:44 AM
hogwash!! Charlie was upset because the room did not include any facilities for his latest Scat fetish. he's really into it now and felt that the room didn't truly represent him.
 
2012-05-01 11:07:40 AM
Classic rebuttal, 'he wasn't doing serious business anyway, so fooey on you.'
 
2012-05-01 11:08:16 AM
In other news. Strip club sues Sheen because they had to deal with him.
 
2012-05-01 11:08:21 AM
Clearly, Mr. Sheen has been WINNING so much that he has never heard of the Streisand effect.
 
2012-05-01 11:09:04 AM
The club's official response: " I'm rubber, you're glue..."
 
2012-05-01 11:09:07 AM
The sad truth is, Charlie thought they were rehabilitating his image too much. He just can't afford to be associated with upscale places like stripclubs or crackhouses anymore.

/Not equating strippers or stripclubs with crackhouses
/I've had stripper friends who were dear to me. Some even not crazy...
 
2012-05-01 11:09:21 AM
What? We're strippers dressed like Amish women and instead of taking their clothes off they simply churned butter?
 
2012-05-01 11:10:36 AM
I could literally hit this place with a rock thrown from my office window. Never been. Any farkers who have?
 
2012-05-01 11:11:18 AM
www.nypost.com
 
2012-05-01 11:15:22 AM
I always hear that advertisement and think, "he's probably there right now." They definitely weren't quiet when promoting it.
 
2012-05-01 11:15:26 AM
where guests eat sushi off the bodies of scantily clad women

Where do the put the wasabi ?
 
2012-05-01 11:20:54 AM
I've missed Charlie Sheen's antics in the news...
 
2012-05-01 11:21:46 AM
Charlie Sheen sues strip club because "it could damage his reputation"

Isn't that like killing a corpse?
 
2012-05-01 11:24:08 AM
For $250 a head, guests could eat sushi off the body of the club's goddesses

Charlie, man, you've really lost it, haven't you? Most guys would be honored to have something like this named after them. Heck, there are gay men who'd be honored by something like this. How could you say no to something this awesome?

I mean, c'mon, free sushi for life?
 
2012-05-01 11:27:51 AM
Are they sure it was Charlie? It could have been Kathy Bates.
 
2012-05-01 11:27:52 AM
Post/club is retarded. I'm with the lawyers on this. You can't use his name (or anyone famous) like that, it's like he's endorsing it. Not that he wouldn't endorse it privately. A bar couldn't have a Mel Gibson Margarita lounge.

Not that it's on the same level, but I wouldn't want a burger at a local joint named after me even if I invented it and I do like my meat in as as many girls mouths as possible. Because guys would eat me too.
 
2012-05-01 11:29:35 AM

NephilimNexus: I mean, c'mon, free sushi for life?


I'm guessing it isn't be best sushi.

/does eating it off ho's negate that?
 
2012-05-01 11:29:53 AM
I never thought eating sushi off of a naked woman would make my bucket list but I think it just cracked the top ten for me.
 
2012-05-01 11:31:05 AM
Change it to the Charlie Peen room and put up pictures of little dicks.
 
2012-05-01 11:41:13 AM
Hello. You're applying for the job as stripper. Please tell us something about yourself.

"My name is Stacy but I have a stage name: Starry. I started working at Slappy's until it burned down. Then I went to work at Mr. Biggs on Escondito. I worked there until it burned down last week. I'm looking for a place where I can express myself in dance and earn a lot of cash. Also, I don't want to split the money from the private dances with the DJ. Oh. I am also Charlie Sheen Certified.

Charlie Sheen Certified?

Oh yes. Each year, Charlie Sheen certifies only the best exotic dancers. He rates them according to the their abilities. It's a nationally recognized certification. I uploaded a video of my best performances to HarryFreakstorm/CharlieSheenCertification and submitted my application payment via paypal. In less than a week, I get a certification letter and card from Mr. Sheen himself. Here is my card. As you can see, I rated an 8 on Stage Performance, 7 on Pole Usage and another 8 on Clothes Removal. Overall, Mr. Sheen rated me as a Flexible 8. That puts me in the upper 90 percentile of stripper rated by Charlie Sheen. I can resubmit my application every six months.

Okay. Well, this place you'll dance and serve. The money from the private dances are split with the bouncers and you and you're nekkid by the beginning of the third song. Blanket dances ever other set. You good with that?

Oh yes.

Great. Get up there and dance.

I couldn't have gotten this job with out a Charlie Sheen Certification! Thanks again, Charlie Sheen.

No talking on the dance floor, sweetie.
 
2012-05-01 11:41:23 AM
replace the cocaine with sushi and you have yourself a deal. says gay ship mate Rick
 
2012-05-01 11:48:21 AM
Geeze Charlie is really starting to age.
 
2012-05-01 11:52:31 AM

Mr. Parker: Geeze Charlie is really starting to age.


Starting too? He's 90% of the way to the full Eddie Van Halen.
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2012-05-01 11:58:30 AM
What do the girls look like?

Cause Charlie would ONLY allow his name to be associated with top shelf dimepieces, not some low rent ho's
 
2012-05-01 12:34:29 PM

NephilimNexus: Charlie, man, you've really lost it, haven't you? Most guys would be honored to have something like this named after them. Heck, there are gay men who'd be honored by something like this. How could you say no to something this awesome?
I mean, c'mon, free sushi for life?


Charlie cleaned up his act, and whether it was due to meds, or meds, he has a right to leave that stuff behind if he wants to. He seems to have a good sense of humor about it all, but if he doesn't want to be associated with this, that's his prerogative.

And how farking stupid is the club to think they could use his name without permission anyway?
 
2012-05-01 12:53:49 PM
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Problem?
 
2012-05-01 03:26:05 PM

Vitamin Pb: Mr. Parker: Geeze Charlie is really starting to age.

Starting too? He's 90% of the way to the full Eddie Van Halen.
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I don't know if it is just me, but the resemblance is a bit disturbing
 
2012-05-01 03:42:32 PM

phlegmmo: Priceless


Charlie Sheen is farking Hollywood scum--at the bottom (is there another "bottom"?, no).
 
2012-05-01 03:44:31 PM

BronyMedic: Clearly, Mr. Sheen has been WINNING so much that he has never heard of the Streisand effect.


Can you or someone explains this "winning" thing to me. Is it a Charlie Sheen quote or what?
 
2012-05-01 05:00:05 PM

555-FILK: BronyMedic: Clearly, Mr. Sheen has been WINNING so much that he has never heard of the Streisand effect.

Can you or someone explains this "winning" thing to me. Is it a Charlie Sheen quote or what?


Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pipTwjwrQYQ

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winning
 
2012-05-02 06:50:15 AM

H31N0US: I could literally hit this place with a rock thrown from my office window. Never been. Any farkers who have?


A few years ago I worked a project that had us traveling all over the country. The crew was mostly young guys so we decided to engage in Titty Bar Tour 2006. The Cheetah in Atlanta was the hands down winner for the hottest girls and the poshest environment. If it's anything like that its worth a trip sometime.
 
2012-05-02 12:34:38 PM

vrax: 555-FILK: BronyMedic: Clearly, Mr. Sheen has been WINNING so much that he has never heard of the Streisand effect.

Can you or someone explains this "winning" thing to me. Is it a Charlie Sheen quote or what?

Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pipTwjwrQYQ

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winning


Thanks. That video was farking funny. LOL @ 1:30 The loop of him saying "WINNING, WINNING, WINNING...."
 
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