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		Star Trek sequel's villain is revealed: KHAAAAAAAAN (breitbart.com)		23
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Aboleth		2012-05-01 10:08:10 AM

3 votes:

It's probably a feint.

Story will start out with the Enterprise crew looking for and finding the Botany Bay thanks to Spock Prime's debriefing. They defrost everyone aboard, use modern neurosurgery / nanotech techniques to remove the megalomania affliction of the Augments. Put them in a proper colony for orientation and eventual release into 22nd century UFP society.

2 years later, Khan Singh has leaped to the top of his Starfleet Academy class and is the commander of his own starship USS Jerry Garcia. The rest of the movie the Enterprise and the Garcia crew join forces to stop Harry Mudd and his army of Borgified Hortas from turning Wrigley's Pleasure Planet into a wormhole that would allow the Borg to reach the Alpha Quadrant all the way from Delta, thinking he can make a quick buck out of the coming of the Borg... but they discover it's not the Borg! It's the Doomsday Machine! It's THREE DOOMSDAY MACHINES! They discover the only thing with the collective knowledge to defeat them are the flying alien fried eggs that killed Kirk's brother in the Prime Universe!!!

In a side story, Spock Prime searches the Vulcan survivors and finds young T'pring. He biatchslaps her repeatedly throughout the movie.. but calmly, logical and without emotion.

edip1976		2012-05-01 10:11:40 AM

2 votes:

Mentat: And when you meet Carol Marcus, use a condom.

Obscure?

elvindeath		2012-05-01 09:31:40 AM

2 votes:

I like the draft of Star Trek 2 I submitted, where I played an evil villain who plunges himself into Zoe Saldana and Kirk & Co. spend the entire movie trying to crowbar me off of her.

Mugato		2012-05-01 07:25:06 AM

2 votes:

Kumar should be Khan.

ZeroCorpse		2012-05-01 09:33:52 PM

1 votes:

Trek needs more sex.

I'm hoping for an R-rating this time. Spock's got to be close to Ponn Farr.

Ghastly		2012-05-01 07:40:13 PM

1 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: Stop trying to see it as the only thing you want to see it as and look at it as its own story.

And that's exactly where it fails. Like I said, give every character in the movie a different name. Completely divorce it entirely from the Star Trek franchise and make it a Space Corps franchise of its own and what do you have? A cheesey made-for-tv Sci-Fi movie. It may have some exciting action in it but its story and its characters are not interesting.

Simply put, I am not one of those fans so starved for anything Trek that I'll gladly eat whatever shiat they serve and call it chocolate. I'd rather have no Trek than bad Trek.

KnowEyeInnTeem		2012-05-01 01:40:53 PM

1 votes:

Not sure if serious

James Scameron		2012-05-01 11:54:22 AM

1 votes:

BIG DEAL!

i thought it would be KONY!

yawn

FeedTheCollapse		2012-05-01 11:10:24 AM

1 votes:

browneye: If he is going to play Khan, then I hope Benedict Cumberbatch has been hitting the gym otherwise I'm never going to be able to suspend my disbelief that he's suppose to be this:

[www.freedomsphoenix.com image 263x400] [Ricardo Montalban's totally real chest]

not sure if serious.

if not, 8/10

Dahnkster		2012-05-01 08:12:42 AM

1 votes:

More Brietbart?
No Thanks! NSFW

bionicjoe		2012-05-01 06:58:44 AM

1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Oh, for fark's sake. Someone please let the franchise die with what tiny shred of dignity it has left.

There's the problem with fan boys. shiat like Star Trek never had any dignity to begin with it. Campy fun until farkwits put it on a pedestal and call it theater.
It was "Wagon Train in Space". Roddenberry's own words.

Same shiat goes for Star Wars, 007, and any comic book series/movie. Or pretty much anything that you've seen before.
This thread is as bad as people biatching about the 'classic' Clash of the Titans move (with farking Harry Hamlin).

New Star Trek = Star Wars archetype. Directionless, rebel teen finds mentor and saves the planet/galaxy.
Will Harry Potter be able to defeat Darth Khan in his trusty T-16 Enterprise? Only the womp tribbles know.

/John Williams fanfare

9beers		2012-05-01 04:04:12 AM

1 votes:

Why is a white guy playing Kahn?

Confabulat		2012-05-01 03:08:53 AM

1 votes:

So people argue that the spinoffs are superior to the reboots, just because, FUTURE!?

Confabulat		2012-05-01 02:21:45 AM

1 votes:

Ghastly: I don't buy the "You're only a 'Real Fan' is you like EVERYTHING with the Star Trek name on it".

I despised Voyager and Enterprise, most of TNG, and DS9 had some good points but mostly failed.

Real Star Trek has always been Kirk, Spock and McCoy. Some people forget this was a reboot of a classic TV show and movie franchise, not its lame spinoffs.

Ghastly		2012-05-01 02:02:36 AM

1 votes:

My interest in seeing this big budget fan fiction is absolutely zero. I've read slash fan-fiction written by middle aged lesbians that was better than J.J. Abrams pile of crap. The only reason anyone gave that movie any attention at all was because it had the Star Trek franchise hung on it. If it was called Space Battle and told the story of John R. Kruze, a brash Space Squadron cadet who becomes Captain of the Star Cruiser Victory the movie would have been universally panned as crap. It was only because it was able to exploit the names Kirk, Star Trek, and USS Enterprise that people are willing to give that steaming pile of dung a passing grade.

Mentat		2012-05-01 01:42:29 AM

1 votes:

bluorangefyre: GAT_00: Shostie: kmmontandon: Confabulat: On the bright side, they also are reporting Nimoy's coming back.

Prediction: Alpha Spock tells Beta Spock & nuKirk about Khan. They hurry out on a quick mission, blow the Botany Bay out of the sky without a word, then head back to Earth to get on with the main plot.

Oh, and there's this probe headed toward Earth that wants to talk to humpback whales. You guys should get on that.

Oh, and space hippies. Avoid them. No one comes out looking good in that episode.

If someone would like to find the code for Voyager 6, that would help.

Also, if someone would make sure to keep the Enterprise-C out of a temporal rift in 86 years, that would help too.

And also, when the Enterprise-B launches, please make sure she is fully equipped. And have Chekov jettison the one guy giving him a hard time out of a torpedo tube.

Also, beware of any ships shaped like cubes.

And when you meet Carol Marcus, use a condom.

Mentat		2012-05-01 12:50:39 AM

1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: However, things keep going forward. What a novel concept!

Star Trek is moving forward too. There's just a few temporal loops and alternate universes involved.

Mentat		2012-05-01 12:31:45 AM

1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Eh, Star Trek is dead, anyway.

Let 'em keep getting hacks to rape the corpse and talentless pretty boys to play on the apple store sets.

Thankfully, there's still at least one good sci-fi series out there where they don't have to jettison everything and "reimagine the brand" because of uncreative hack writers and producers...

[images.theage.com.au image 600x400]

Ah yes, the series where the retcon is incorporated into the structure of the universe.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-01 12:30:24 AM

1 votes:

GAT_00: FirstNationalBastard: Eh, Star Trek is dead, anyway.

Let 'em keep getting hacks to rape the corpse and talentless pretty boys to play on the apple store sets.

Thankfully, there's still at least one good sci-fi series out there where they don't have to jettison everything and "reimagine the brand" because of uncreative hack writers and producers...

[images.theage.com.au image 600x400]

How many times have the Daleks been wiped out now?

Approximately once per season in the Russell T. Davies era, IIRC.

Shostie		2012-05-01 12:27:53 AM

1 votes:

kmmontandon: Confabulat: On the bright side, they also are reporting Nimoy's coming back.

Prediction: Alpha Spock tells Beta Spock & nuKirk about Khan. They hurry out on a quick mission, blow the Botany Bay out of the sky without a word, then head back to Earth to get on with the main plot.

Oh, and there's this probe headed toward Earth that wants to talk to humpback whales. You guys should get on that.

Oh, and space hippies. Avoid them. No one comes out looking good in that episode.

Mentat		2012-05-01 12:19:22 AM

1 votes:

Confabulat: kmmontandon: Confabulat: On the bright side, they also are reporting Nimoy's coming back.

Prediction: Alpha Spock tells Beta Spock & nuKirk about Khan. They hurry out on a quick mission, blow the Botany Bay out of the sky without a word, then head back to Earth to get on with the main plot.

Now that would be fun.

But I would think Alpha Spock would be on the phone with those guys all the time. "No, Captain, avoid the Nazi planet, I looked silly there. And that planet over there is run by children, I think one of them fell in love with you, just avoid that one too. And whatever you do, stay away from those brainless hot women who stole my brai-- Captain, where are you going? Captain?"

And Captain, at some point you will go back in time and meet a woman who looks like Joan Collins. Kill her.

GAT_00		2012-05-01 12:09:54 AM

1 votes:

That actually got me to click a Breitbart link. Like all the others, I see no source, and so I will assume it was totally pulled out of someone's ass.

kmmontandon		2012-05-01 12:08:40 AM

1 votes:

Confabulat: On the bright side, they also are reporting Nimoy's coming back.

Prediction: Alpha Spock tells Beta Spock & nuKirk about Khan. They hurry out on a quick mission, blow the Botany Bay out of the sky without a word, then head back to Earth to get on with the main plot.

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