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(AZCentral)   And if my radio offend thee, pluck mine eye outee, and cast it from thee   (azcentral.com) divider line 62
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2012-04-30 09:06:58 PM  
This is my good eye

Do you hear a cow?
A rooster says..
Here is a pig..
The devil says......
 
2012-04-30 11:05:06 PM  
FTFA: Police said the victim suffered from severe swelling around his eyes, so it took some time for officials to notice he was missing an eye.

So... I guess the victim didn't, like, just volunteer the information... about one of his eyes being plucked out?
 
2012-04-30 11:17:11 PM  
Making psychiatric patients share a room is just a terrible idea. It's a shame we have to do that.
 
2012-04-30 11:20:53 PM  
Outee?
 
2012-04-30 11:21:40 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Senior citizen in question.

/obscure?
 
2012-04-30 11:21:46 PM  
With a spoon?
 
2012-04-30 11:22:02 PM  
He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up! Prepare to alter course!
 
2012-04-30 11:22:46 PM  
www.amctv.com
 
2012-04-30 11:24:39 PM  
If you haven't yet been arrested for felony aggravated mayhem, you're not really trying.
 
2012-04-30 11:26:09 PM  
Don't touch that dial!!

www.gumball3000.com
 
2012-04-30 11:26:49 PM  

phrawgh: He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up! Prepare to alter course!


Heh. I always thought the 10 L.E.D. shield indicator was so 1980's Shell SU2000 Corvette commercial funny.
 
2012-04-30 11:27:47 PM  
I think it's important to know the song that was playing at the time...

Blue Oyster Cult: Harvester of Eyes
Metallica: Eye of the Beholder
Billy Idol: Eyes Without a Face
Black Sabbath: Evil Eye
 
2012-04-30 11:28:38 PM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2012-04-30 11:29:02 PM  
My dog is getting a cataract in one of her eyes. I dreamt the other night that the vet told me she might have rabies, so I had to short-circuit the line between her brain and her eyes to keep the rabies from spreading and killing her. So I plucked her eye out Kill Bill style, and she had to wear a huge bandage while it healed.

Then I realized, "Wait, she just got her rabies shot" and felt guilty the rest of the night while I dreamt of how healthy my cousin is.
 
2012-04-30 11:29:53 PM  
wouldn't the ear be the relevant organ to remove in this case, since the dispute involved a radio?
 
2012-04-30 11:30:45 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I think it's important to know the song that was playing at the time...

Blue Oyster Cult: Harvester of Eyes
Metallica: Eye of the Beholder
Billy Idol: Eyes Without a Face
Black Sabbath: Evil Eye


+1 for the BOC reference
 
2012-04-30 11:31:40 PM  
Howcome eyeballs are always "plucked" out? Eyes aren't flowers. Why don't we use words like "gouged" or "ripped", which are accurate and bloody, and stop using "plucked" which sounds dainty and almost non-violent?

The guy doesn't have a freaking eye! It didn't get picked out of his head like a delicate rose!
 
2012-04-30 11:32:18 PM  

Amos Quito: [lh3.ggpht.com image 512x317]


Get that kid the heavy! .308 ftw
 
2012-04-30 11:33:54 PM  

Bathysphere: Making psychiatric patients share a room is just a terrible idea. It's a shame we have to do that.


I spent 3 months at St E's in DC and I can tell you this is nothing...

/shiver
 
2012-04-30 11:35:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Howcome eyeballs are always "plucked" out? Eyes aren't flowers. Why don't we use words like "gouged" or "ripped", which are accurate and bloody, and stop using "plucked" which sounds dainty and almost non-violent?

The guy doesn't have a freaking eye! It didn't get picked out of his head like a delicate rose!


I never thought of that. I ripped her eye out, I guess, but in the dream it was more like a'pluckin'.
 
2012-04-30 11:36:58 PM  

Gonad the Ballbarian: Bathysphere: Making psychiatric patients share a room is just a terrible idea. It's a shame we have to do that.

I spent 3 months at St E's in DC and I can tell you this is nothing...

/shiver


Do. Not. Share. Please, Jeebus.
 
2012-04-30 11:37:05 PM  
Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

God blesses you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent luncheon. I am a 61-year-old man who lives at a skilled nursing facility in Vallejo......
 
2012-04-30 11:38:09 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Gyrfalcon: Howcome eyeballs are always "plucked" out? Eyes aren't flowers. Why don't we use words like "gouged" or "ripped", which are accurate and bloody, and stop using "plucked" which sounds dainty and almost non-violent?

The guy doesn't have a freaking eye! It didn't get picked out of his head like a delicate rose!

I never thought of that. I ripped her eye out, I guess, but in the dream it was more like a'pluckin'.


I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
 
2012-04-30 11:38:48 PM  
I'm outta here before a daddy ate my eyes comment. It's like my Fark life is labeled as Before and After that thread.

I can't see an eye headline without having the horror flood back!! And I always feel the same way: like I JUST got the memory out of my brain...

Blarg.
 
2012-04-30 11:40:50 PM  

phrawgh: Salt Lick Steady: Gyrfalcon: Howcome eyeballs are always "plucked" out? Eyes aren't flowers. Why don't we use words like "gouged" or "ripped", which are accurate and bloody, and stop using "plucked" which sounds dainty and almost non-violent?

The guy doesn't have a freaking eye! It didn't get picked out of his head like a delicate rose!

I never thought of that. I ripped her eye out, I guess, but in the dream it was more like a'pluckin'.

I don't believe in the no-win scenario.


I don't cut my nails anymore.
 
2012-04-30 11:41:12 PM  
img267.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-30 11:44:02 PM  

phrawgh: Salt Lick Steady: Gyrfalcon: Howcome eyeballs are always "plucked" out? Eyes aren't flowers. Why don't we use words like "gouged" or "ripped", which are accurate and bloody, and stop using "plucked" which sounds dainty and almost non-violent?

The guy doesn't have a freaking eye! It didn't get picked out of his head like a delicate rose!

I never thought of that. I ripped her eye out, I guess, but in the dream it was more like a'pluckin'.

I don't believe in the no-win scenario.


Two dimensional thinking!
 
2012-04-30 11:44:19 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Then I realized, "Wait, she just got her rabies shot" and felt guilty the rest of the night while I dreamt of how healthy my cousin is.


I want some of whatever you're smoking.
 
2012-04-30 11:44:30 PM  
Not just regular, every day mayhem mind you but farking AGGRAVATED mayhem.
 
2012-04-30 11:46:17 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Gonad the Ballbarian: Bathysphere: Making psychiatric patients share a room is just a terrible idea. It's a shame we have to do that.

I spent 3 months at St E's in DC and I can tell you this is nothing...

/shiver

Do. Not. Share. Please, Jeebus.

 
2012-04-30 11:48:02 PM  

smeegle: Salt Lick Steady: Then I realized, "Wait, she just got her rabies shot" and felt guilty the rest of the night while I dreamt of how healthy my cousin is.

I want some of whatever you're smoking.


You have sandpaper and a blowtorch?
 
2012-04-30 11:48:02 PM  
img252.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-30 11:48:32 PM  

PinkyFloyd: I'm outta here before a daddy ate my eyes comment. It's like my Fark life is labeled as Before and After that thread.


Daddy ate my... oh, never mind.

/Worst. Article. Ever.
 
2012-04-30 11:54:27 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: Gyrfalcon: Howcome eyeballs are always "plucked" out? Eyes aren't flowers. Why don't we use words like "gouged" or "ripped", which are accurate and bloody, and stop using "plucked" which sounds dainty and almost non-violent?

The guy doesn't have a freaking eye! It didn't get picked out of his head like a delicate rose!

I never thought of that. I ripped her eye out, I guess, but in the dream it was more like a'pluckin'.


I think its because of the sound. When an eye pops out, it makes a nice pluck sound.
 
2012-04-30 11:55:06 PM  
img10.imageshack.us

"Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man."
 
2012-04-30 11:55:06 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: You have sandpaper and a blowtorch?


Naw just a bunch of pocket lint and some toe jam.
 
2012-04-30 11:55:41 PM  
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2012-05-01 12:00:12 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-01 12:01:55 AM  

Amos Quito: If you haven't yet been arrested for felony aggravated mayhem, you're not really trying.


My personal best is only misdemeanor third degree shenanigans.
 
2012-05-01 12:02:40 AM  
i486.photobucket.com
Impressed.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:16 AM  
It's bad enough you gotta deal with guys trying to steal panties out of your room, now you have to worry about your roomate pulling your eye out over bad music. All my roomate did was sleep all day. I still kept an eye on her.

/csb
 
2012-05-01 12:07:21 AM  

smeegle: Salt Lick Steady: You have sandpaper and a blowtorch?

Naw just a bunch of pocket lint and some toe jam.


Well that's not usually the jam I use, but.

What you want to do is start with a hole in a piece of wood.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:50 AM  
www.icomamerica.com

For one of these? Say gooodbye to your eye, my friend...
 
2012-05-01 12:17:30 AM  

Bio-nic: [www.icomamerica.com image 490x190]

For one of these? Say gooodbye to your eye, my friend...


I only have one left?
 
2012-05-01 12:30:45 AM  

Salt Lick Steady: What you want to do is start with a hole in a piece of wood.


That sounds all Reeperbahn nasty like.
 
2012-05-01 12:31:00 AM  
www.motionlamp.com
 
2012-05-01 01:04:06 AM  
No. I've come to tell you what I see. There are great darknesses. Farther than time itself. And beyond the darkness... a light that glows, changes... and in the center of the universe... the eye that sees us all.


/I CAN STILL SEE!
//Obscure?
 
2012-05-01 01:09:47 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I think it's important to know the song that was playing at the time...

Blue Oyster Cult: Harvester of Eyes
Metallica: Eye of the Beholder
Billy Idol: Eyes Without a Face
Black Sabbath: Evil Eye


Loggins & Messina: Angry Eyes.
 
2012-05-01 01:10:21 AM  

Tempest2097: No. I've come to tell you what I see. There are great darknesses. Farther than time itself. And beyond the darkness... a light that glows, changes... and in the center of the universe... the eye that sees us all.


/I CAN STILL SEE!
//Obscure?


Ray Milland frowns on your lack of faith.
 
2012-05-01 01:27:40 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
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