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(The Daily Beast)   Republicans' latest attack on Obama? *spins wheel* He's too cool. Seriously   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 35
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2012-04-30 07:59:13 PM
5 votes:
Not to defend SkinnyHead, but I think Preezy of the United Steezy is a reference to the slow jam bit Obama did with Jimmy Fallon.

Skinny is used to a president that can't eat a pretzel and breathe at the same time, so it perplexes him that Obama can go on a TV show and still do his job.
2012-04-30 07:19:14 PM
4 votes:
Well, if we're comparing him to Romney, who has the charisma of a banana slug, then yeah. Obama's pretty cool. Then again, compared to Romney, my front door farking rocks.
2012-05-01 12:34:14 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-30 11:16:43 PM
3 votes:

YELLOL: 2wolves: YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

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Your photoshop skills are poor.

Here's another photoshop of Obama trying to open a window as if it were a door.

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Odd how window is a French door.

/sorry, "Freedom Door"
2012-04-30 08:46:08 PM
3 votes:

Nadie_AZ: They will ensure the NRA and Survival Outfits and Hate Groups will continue to have record memberships


Why'd you list the same group three times?
2012-04-30 11:43:04 PM
2 votes:

YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.
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You know what's even cooler?

www.huffingtonpost.com
2012-04-30 10:23:24 PM
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: AverageAmericanGuy: Lando Lincoln: Harry_Seldon: cameroncrazy1984: Yeah, a less-cool president would have done Laugh-in, or something.

The most uncomfortable 6 seconds in all of modern TV...

Nixon on Laugh In

How could Nixon fark up four words so badly?

My only guess is that Rowan and Martin coached him wrong on purpose.

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It took Nixon six takes to say four words. And he still didn't do it right.


Well, Nixon was no actor. Don't worry, the Republicans learned their lesson after that.
2012-04-30 09:23:03 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Lionel Mandrake: Brilliant. A subtle reworking of the "he's a celebrity" attack that worked so well for McCain.

Keep f*cking that chicken

They're conservatives. They fear change. So they'll have to use the same attacks from 2008.


Puhlease - I have it on good authority that Mitt's no square - he's down with the kids, he speaks the current lingo and is not afraid to jive it up when its time to get ill. Just last week he threw down a formiddable 'Who let the dogs out, woof, woof' to a group of afro-americans. Clearly this straight-shooting morman is going places...
2012-04-30 08:51:04 PM
2 votes:
The NEGROSITY of the man.
2012-04-30 07:09:05 PM
2 votes:

SkinnyHead: GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

Didn't say anything about race, Glee. That's your hang up.


Ahh, this is one of those "I'm the REAL racist for pointing out your racism" things, right? I'm with ya. Well, you just go right on ahead being not racist while I sit and think about what I've done. Sorry about that.

/troll feeding is bad
2012-04-30 06:35:35 PM
2 votes:
0bama is professorial, elitist and out of touch, except for when he's funny on popular comedy shows, then he's besmirching the Office of the President.
2012-05-01 08:06:07 AM
1 votes:

winterwhile: Why cant I stay away from cloaca?

Please someone, I need help

cluck, help me cluck,

Im not joking, please...cluck, I cant stop.


best part...

feathers

img269.imageshack.us
2012-05-01 07:08:14 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: That woman's voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.


As if you've ever seen a chalkboard...
2012-05-01 06:51:28 AM
1 votes:

AlanSmithee: Have you tried re-seating the hinges?


On the door or on Romney?
2012-05-01 06:38:23 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Is your hate so fully ingrained that you can't respond to a point without attacking and vilifying your opponent?


AverageAmericanGuy: Claiming your personal policy preference as the 'best' as if it were objectively the case is pretty pompous. But there's just no arguing with you libs.


From the very same post, ladies and gentlemen.
2012-05-01 03:06:30 AM
1 votes:
Obama can be incredibly cool, but he has his dorky moments.

I think it's because he's half white.
2012-05-01 12:30:49 AM
1 votes:

technicolor-misfit: Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.


You just got done watching the Breakfast Club too huh?
2012-05-01 12:22:58 AM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: technicolor-misfit: Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.


Sounds a lot like Obama's father.



Indeed... and had his grandfather not been there to give him the love, support, and approval that his father wasn't there to provide, he may well have ended up a miserable world-hating Republican with a chip on his shoulder.
2012-05-01 12:07:39 AM
1 votes:

smeegle: Mentat: Bhasayate: smeegle: The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin

Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior

Two words, Lando Calrissian.

Cary Grant.

Jack Nicholson


Victor Fries
2012-04-30 11:46:35 PM
1 votes:
There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

i262.photobucket.com
2012-04-30 11:24:13 PM
1 votes:

YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

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It is really cool. Look at how much respect they have for Obama, the warm smiles.

Much unlike the puke Bush I spewed on them at dinner. God, G0P guys are so cool.
2012-04-30 10:24:48 PM
1 votes:
isn't going on Jimmy Fallon the opposite of cool?
2012-04-30 10:20:53 PM
1 votes:
GOP 2012: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
2012-04-30 10:10:15 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-30 10:05:14 PM
1 votes:
The face of the Republican party

www.anvari.org

/spring forth, burly protector, AND SAVE ME!!!
2012-04-30 09:57:20 PM
1 votes:

GleeUnit: LeoffDaGrate: You do know that "Preezy of the United Steezy" is the joke that Jimmy Fallon used during a sketch news segment? With the President standing behind him? I don't want to defend skinnyhead, but... yeah, it's not racist, it's a joke that Obama was part of.

I see. I still haven't watched his part on Fallon, so I didn't catch the reference. This upsets me deeply, but for the sake of my integrity... I apologize, SkinnyHead.

/how uncomfortable


I have to admit that I love that you libs are finally growing up a bit.

Some more life experience and responsibility and you'll be with us voting Republican in no time.
2012-04-30 09:55:23 PM
1 votes:

LeoffDaGrate: You do know that "Preezy of the United Steezy" is the joke that Jimmy Fallon used during a sketch news segment? With the President standing behind him? I don't want to defend skinnyhead, but... yeah, it's not racist, it's a joke that Obama was part of.


I see. I still haven't watched his part on Fallon, so I didn't catch the reference. This upsets me deeply, but for the sake of my integrity... I apologize, SkinnyHead.

/how uncomfortable
2012-04-30 09:47:39 PM
1 votes:

adamgreeney: SkinnyHead: GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

Didn't say anything about race, Glee. That's your hang up.

Then what is "Preezy of the United Steezy" if not a blatant crack about racial dialect? Seriously.


You'll have to ask Jimmy Fallon. He's the one who called Obama "Preezy of the United Steezy." Where have you been? And Obama was standing there, nodding his head up down when Fallon said it, signifying his approval. There's nothing racial about that. I don't know what kind of racial dialects you're talking about. Seriously.
2012-04-30 09:40:08 PM
1 votes:
You know, if Obama is Young Jeezy, then Mitt Romney is Lawrence Welk.
2012-04-30 09:28:22 PM
1 votes:
Obama

Romney

This debate is over.
2012-04-30 07:07:20 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Ambivalence: GAT_00: You should want to have a beer with the President. Unless he's a Democrat, then that's completely wrong.

Not to mention the republican candidate doesn't drink beer.

Well neither did Bush, so at least this cognitive dissonance isn't new.


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2012-04-30 06:54:15 PM
1 votes:

GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!


Didn't say anything about race, Glee. That's your hang up.
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2012-04-30 06:54:08 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: 0bama is professorial, elitist and out of touch, except for when he's funny on popular comedy shows, then he's besmirching the Office of the President.


True and with the GOP's selective memories Romney is clearly the best choice.


In Touch With The People
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2012-04-30 06:43:52 PM
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."


Yup We Need This
2012-04-30 06:15:29 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Don't worry. The GOP will be cool again, soon enough. Losing an election is still "cool", right?


Well, it does mean they'll be chillin for at least another 2 years

/cooling their heels, as it were
 
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