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FlashHarry		2012-04-30 06:02:11 PM

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MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-30 06:09:40 PM

GOP 2012: We got nuthin

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-04-30 06:13:13 PM

Don't worry. The GOP will be cool again, soon enough. Losing an election is still "cool", right?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-30 06:15:29 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Don't worry. The GOP will be cool again, soon enough. Losing an election is still "cool", right?

Well, it does mean they'll be chillin for at least another 2 years

/cooling their heels, as it were

NFA		2012-04-30 06:26:54 PM

Well let's face it, he's just being cool so he can have hot sweaty hardcore sex with your daughter(s)

nbnl.globalwhelming.com

GAT_00		2012-04-30 06:33:12 PM

You should want to have a beer with the President. Unless he's a Democrat, then that's completely wrong.

SkinnyHead		2012-04-30 06:34:04 PM

When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Car_Ramrod		2012-04-30 06:35:35 PM

0bama is professorial, elitist and out of touch, except for when he's funny on popular comedy shows, then he's besmirching the Office of the President.

GleeUnit		2012-04-30 06:43:14 PM

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

NFA		2012-04-30 06:43:52 PM

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Yup We Need This

SnakeLee		2012-04-30 06:51:24 PM

GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

On the Top Ten list of "Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People" on Letterman that Romney read, one of the lines was literally Romney saying "What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle."

Ambivalence		2012-04-30 06:53:59 PM

GAT_00: You should want to have a beer with the President. Unless he's a Democrat, then that's completely wrong.

Not to mention the republican candidate doesn't drink beer.

NFA		2012-04-30 06:54:08 PM

Car_Ramrod: 0bama is professorial, elitist and out of touch, except for when he's funny on popular comedy shows, then he's besmirching the Office of the President.

True and with the GOP's selective memories Romney is clearly the best choice.

In Touch With The People

SkinnyHead		2012-04-30 06:54:15 PM

BunkyBrewman		2012-04-30 06:55:23 PM

The GOP has become geeky wallflowers.

i2.listal.com

/my apologies for insulting the geeky wallflowers

Marcus Aurelius		2012-04-30 06:58:01 PM

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

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Car_Ramrod		2012-04-30 07:04:45 PM

Ambivalence: GAT_00: You should want to have a beer with the President. Unless he's a Democrat, then that's completely wrong.

Not to mention the republican candidate doesn't drink beer.

Well neither did Bush, so at least this cognitive dissonance isn't new.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-04-30 07:07:20 PM

Car_Ramrod: Ambivalence: GAT_00: You should want to have a beer with the President. Unless he's a Democrat, then that's completely wrong.

Not to mention the republican candidate doesn't drink beer.

Well neither did Bush, so at least this cognitive dissonance isn't new.

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GleeUnit		2012-04-30 07:09:05 PM

SkinnyHead: GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

Didn't say anything about race, Glee. That's your hang up.

Ahh, this is one of those "I'm the REAL racist for pointing out your racism" things, right? I'm with ya. Well, you just go right on ahead being not racist while I sit and think about what I've done. Sorry about that.

/troll feeding is bad

Car_Ramrod		2012-04-30 07:17:13 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Car_Ramrod: Ambivalence: GAT_00: You should want to have a beer with the President. Unless he's a Democrat, then that's completely wrong.

Not to mention the republican candidate doesn't drink beer.

Well neither did Bush, so at least this cognitive dissonance isn't new.

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Real beer.

namegoeshere		2012-04-30 07:19:14 PM

Well, if we're comparing him to Romney, who has the charisma of a banana slug, then yeah. Obama's pretty cool. Then again, compared to Romney, my front door farking rocks.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-04-30 07:59:13 PM

Not to defend SkinnyHead, but I think Preezy of the United Steezy is a reference to the slow jam bit Obama did with Jimmy Fallon.

Skinny is used to a president that can't eat a pretzel and breathe at the same time, so it perplexes him that Obama can go on a TV show and still do his job.

Nadie_AZ		2012-04-30 08:43:32 PM

Look, Team GOP wants the Legislature. Of all 50 states and Congress. If they don't have the Prez, it's cool. They will ensure the NRA and Survival Outfits and Hate Groups will continue to have record memberships. Hell, if he wins, next year Tea will replace coffee as the official morning drink in America.

GAT_00		2012-04-30 08:46:08 PM

Nadie_AZ: They will ensure the NRA and Survival Outfits and Hate Groups will continue to have record memberships

Why'd you list the same group three times?

gameshowhost		2012-04-30 08:51:04 PM

The NEGROSITY of the man.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-04-30 08:53:39 PM

Nadie_AZ: Look, Team GOP wants the Legislature. Of all 50 states and Congress. If they don't have the Prez, it's cool. They will ensure the NRA and Survival Outfits and Hate Groups will continue to have record memberships. Hell, if he wins, next year Tea will replace coffee as the official morning drink in America.

The NRA has become a wing of the Republican party. Hell, they even have Grover Norquist on their board of directors.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-30 08:55:53 PM

Yeah, a less-cool president would have done Laugh-in, or something.

adamgreeney		2012-04-30 08:59:24 PM

SkinnyHead: GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

Didn't say anything about race, Glee. That's your hang up.

Then what is "Preezy of the United Steezy" if not a blatant crack about racial dialect? Seriously.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-04-30 09:00:34 PM

Brilliant. A subtle reworking of the "he's a celebrity" attack that worked so well for McCain.

Keep f*cking that chicken

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-30 09:08:37 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Brilliant. A subtle reworking of the "he's a celebrity" attack that worked so well for McCain.

Keep f*cking that chicken

They're conservatives. They fear change. So they'll have to use the same attacks from 2008.

adamgreeney		2012-04-30 09:13:30 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Brilliant. A subtle reworking of the "he's a celebrity" attack that worked so well for McCain.

Keep f*cking that chicken

Obama has the audacity to talk to people under 65, and he talks to them about matters that directly effects them. Worst of all he speaks to them as equals and through developing forms of media! That's just not the American way.

Elzar		2012-04-30 09:23:03 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Lionel Mandrake: Brilliant. A subtle reworking of the "he's a celebrity" attack that worked so well for McCain.

Keep f*cking that chicken

They're conservatives. They fear change. So they'll have to use the same attacks from 2008.

Puhlease - I have it on good authority that Mitt's no square - he's down with the kids, he speaks the current lingo and is not afraid to jive it up when its time to get ill. Just last week he threw down a formiddable 'Who let the dogs out, woof, woof' to a group of afro-americans. Clearly this straight-shooting morman is going places...

2wolves		2012-04-30 09:23:21 PM

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

You and Smiths should get together. Plausible deniability seems to be high on both your lists.

You're still scum.

2wolves		2012-04-30 09:24:57 PM

cameroncrazy1984: They're conservatives. They fear change. So they'll have to use the same attacks from 2008.

Or go back a couple of elections and claim Mr. Obama has a "white" love child stashed away.

I'm actually expecting this at some time in this cycle.

Lando Lincoln		2012-04-30 09:28:22 PM

Obama

Romney

This debate is over.

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes		2012-04-30 09:31:24 PM

It's called attacking your opponent's perceived strength, and it's been GOP SOP since the days of Karl Rove.

Mentat		2012-04-30 09:37:09 PM

Lando Lincoln: Obama

Romney

This debate is over.

load "AmericaBeautiful.mp3"... buffering... buffering... buffering...

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-30 09:37:20 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: It's called attacking your opponent's perceived strength, and it's been GOP SOP since the days of Karl Rove.

And it works less and less the more prevalent the Internet has become.

RexTalionis		2012-04-30 09:40:08 PM

You know, if Obama is Young Jeezy, then Mitt Romney is Lawrence Welk.

Arkanaut		2012-04-30 09:43:24 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Don't worry. The GOP will be cool again, soon enough. Losing an election is still "cool", right?

Winning elections just reeks of effort.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-04-30 09:44:01 PM

That woman's voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

smeegle		2012-04-30 09:44:04 PM

Car_Ramrod: besmirching

I'm sorry, I simply cannot take that seriously. "Besmirching", really?

Ed Finnerty		2012-04-30 09:45:42 PM

Lando Lincoln: Obama

Romney

This debate is over.

Good grief, even Romney's crowd seemed embarrassed for him.

Shrugging Atlas		2012-04-30 09:46:10 PM

McCain tried this in 2008 with the whole "Fartbongo is a celebrity" thing. Worked as well then as it probably will now.

Bhasayate		2012-04-30 09:47:29 PM

SkinnyHead		2012-04-30 09:47:39 PM

adamgreeney: SkinnyHead: GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

Didn't say anything about race, Glee. That's your hang up.

Then what is "Preezy of the United Steezy" if not a blatant crack about racial dialect? Seriously.

You'll have to ask Jimmy Fallon. He's the one who called Obama "Preezy of the United Steezy." Where have you been? And Obama was standing there, nodding his head up down when Fallon said it, signifying his approval. There's nothing racial about that. I don't know what kind of racial dialects you're talking about. Seriously.

Notabunny		2012-04-30 09:48:30 PM

Nadie_AZ: Look, Team GOP wants the Legislature. Of all 50 states and Congress. If they don't have the Prez, it's cool. They will ensure the NRA and Survival Outfits and Hate Groups will continue to have record memberships. Hell, if he wins, next year Tea will replace coffee as the official morning drink in America.

Let's just say it: The Republicans are the problem.

Fista-Phobia		2012-04-30 09:49:12 PM

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

www.thegreatilluminator.com

/reepeet

LeoffDaGrate		2012-04-30 09:49:30 PM

2wolves: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

You and Smiths should get together. Plausible deniability seems to be high on both your lists.

You're still scum.

adamgreeney: SkinnyHead: GleeUnit: SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."

Ah, that didn't take long. Zero to blatant racism in only seven posts! That's impressive even for you, Skinny!

Didn't say anything about race, Glee. That's your hang up.

Then what is "Preezy of the United Steezy" if not a blatant crack about racial dialect? Seriously.

You do know that "Preezy of the United Steezy" is the joke that Jimmy Fallon used during a sketch news segment? With the President standing behind him? I don't want to defend skinnyhead, but... yeah, it's not racist, it's a joke that Obama was part of.

EngineerAU		2012-04-30 09:49:37 PM

Mitt Romney and Al Gore are proof that the robot take over of the world started long ago. They just turn out to not be very good at it.

/We're on to you Al, we know the internet is the first step toward SkyNet.
//We'll fight you with zettabytes of boobies

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