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2012-04-30 11:54:32 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)

SVR?

SVR?

(So Vote Republican)


oh, yeah. Neither one of you is cool so vote Republican...
 
2012-04-30 11:55:47 PM

skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)

SVR?

SVR?

(So Vote Republican)

oh, yeah. Neither one of you is cool so vote Republican...


Cool people vote for RON PAUL
 
2012-04-30 11:57:44 PM

Fista-Phobia: He's not cool? Cheeseburgers in Paradise makes me weep for the music industry.



That's what made you weep for the music industry? Not......

Boy bands?
Justin Bieber?
Paris Hilton's album?
Nickelback?
Glee?
The Spice Girls?
 
2012-04-30 11:58:45 PM
BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin
 
2012-04-30 11:59:41 PM

Bhasayate: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)

SVR?

SVR?

(So Vote Republican)

oh, yeah. Neither one of you is cool so vote Republican...

Cool people vote for RON PAUL


oh no no
 
2012-05-01 12:01:27 AM

The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin


Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior
 
2012-05-01 12:02:08 AM

smeegle: The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin

Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior


Two words, Lando Calrissian.
 
2012-05-01 12:02:30 AM
You know what's not cool? Stabbing your fellow smokers in the back with that SCHIP tax, especially since you promised not to raise any taxes on people making less than $250,000 per year.

/Why yes I've had a few drinks.
//Why do you ask?
///*HIC*
 
2012-05-01 12:03:31 AM

Bhasayate: smeegle: The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin

Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior

Two words, Lando Calrissian.


Cary Grant.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:01 AM

Bhasayate: Two words, Lando Calrissian.


Hyper Drive cool.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:19 AM

smeegle: Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior


Bhasayate: Two words, Lando Calrissian.



Accepted.
 
2012-05-01 12:05:00 AM
Two more words:

Bruce Campbell
 
2012-05-01 12:06:06 AM

smeegle: Bhasayate: Two words, Lando Calrissian.

Hyper Drive cool.


I hear he made a sex tap with Princess Leia.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:12 AM

Mentat: Bhasayate: smeegle: The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin

Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior

Two words, Lando Calrissian.

Cary Grant.


Jack Nicholson
 
2012-05-01 12:06:27 AM

The_Sponge: Fista-Phobia: He's not cool? Cheeseburgers in Paradise makes me weep for the music industry.


That's what made you weep for the music industry? Not......

Boy bands?
Justin Bieber?
Paris Hilton's album?
Nickelback?
Glee?
The Spice Girls?

Hmm. I agree that your supplemental examples are also evidence that our society may collapse, But JB is just awful. It's like the a DMB show with the geriatric crowd. a.k.a. Lake Cumberland during peak season.

 
2012-05-01 12:06:45 AM

Bhasayate: smeegle: Bhasayate: Two words, Lando Calrissian.

Hyper Drive cool.

I hear he made a sex tap with Princess Leia.


tape. i am fark up
 
2012-05-01 12:07:39 AM

smeegle: Mentat: Bhasayate: smeegle: The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin

Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior

Two words, Lando Calrissian.

Cary Grant.

Jack Nicholson


Victor Fries
 
2012-05-01 12:08:17 AM

Bhasayate: tape. i am fark up


Oh okay I get it. LOL tap? Like tapping her? Like tappin that ho?
 
2012-05-01 12:08:25 AM
One word: Spike
 
2012-05-01 12:09:22 AM

smeegle: Bhasayate: tape. i am fark up

Oh okay I get it. LOL tap? Like tapping her? Like tappin that ho?


yeah haha ... it sounded space ghetto for a parsec, all wizard and shiat.
 
2012-05-01 12:09:26 AM

YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]


Now do one with him wearing mom jeans and holding a golf club and with a muslin crescent and give him joker facepaint and laughing Hugo Chavez and a dead soldier .
 
2012-05-01 12:09:31 AM

YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]


Sees what you did there...

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-05-01 12:10:08 AM

Bhasayate: One word: Spike


One hyphenated word
Puss-N-Boots.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:05 AM
"Wait, wait, I've got our new slogan! Obama may be cool, but Romney is cold!"
 
2012-05-01 12:12:22 AM

Bhasayate: all wizard and shiat.


Man, WTF are you on? That's not paint on your nose is it?
Gimme that can and go to your room.
I keed
 
2012-05-01 12:12:54 AM

smeegle: Bhasayate: One word: Spike

One hyphenated word
Puss-N-Boots.


Three letters: An honorific and the first initial of the man's last name:

Mr. F.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:56 AM
Given that their base is a bunch of pale, doughy, socially-awkward misanthropes, this is really the most brilliant attack strategy they could have come up with.

The fact that he's black makes it even better.

"Obama is the 'too cool' black guy hanging with the popular kids and hot white girls who wouldn't give you the time of day... and now he's President."


Rush Limbaugh was no doubt born the night that young Rusty Limbaugh was humiliated at a party when, in the midst of a spin the bottle game, a girl refused to kiss him... the very idea so repellent that she instead broke into a fit of laughing hysterics.

Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.

Were they not such a destructive pestilence upon society, they would doubtless deserve our pity.
 
2012-05-01 12:14:00 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: "Wait, wait, I've got our new slogan! Obama may be cool, but Romney is cold" a popsicle!

 
2012-05-01 12:15:40 AM

Fista-Phobia: It's like the a DMB show with the geriatric crowd.



How dare you, sir!

/Had sex on separate occasions while listening to DMB and Jimmy Buffett.
//Better with Buffett.
///DMB was this one girl's choice at her place.
////Jimmy Buffett was my choice, but only because this other girl had to "hear some music" while we did the mattress mambo.
//And a Jimmy Buffett CD was the closest thing to my stereo.
 
2012-05-01 12:17:00 AM

smeegle: Bhasayate: all wizard and shiat.

Man, WTF are you on? That's not paint on your nose is it?
Gimme that can and go to your room.
I keed


I'm the guy on the left.

www.star.etmortius.net
jk
 
2012-05-01 12:17:26 AM

technicolor-misfit: "Obama is the 'too cool' black guy hanging with the popular kids and hot white girls who wouldn't give you the time of day... and now he's President."


And that really get's their goat. It's the revenge of the Nerds, except the nerds are in the GOP.
Sorry to the nerds, embrace your geekdom.
 
2012-05-01 12:17:55 AM

technicolor-misfit: Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.



Sounds a lot like Obama's father.
 
2012-05-01 12:18:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 12:19:09 AM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: smeegle: Mentat: Bhasayate: smeegle: The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin

Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior

Two words, Lando Calrissian.

Cary Grant.

Jack Nicholson

Victor Fries



Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, Wrong. Wrong.

www.smbtraining.com

first runner-up:

blog.olenska.com
 
2012-05-01 12:19:40 AM

technicolor-misfit: Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.



Speaking as a former College Republican:

Oh really?
 
2012-05-01 12:20:27 AM

technicolor-misfit: Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, Wrong. Wrong.


Winner, King of Cool by far. Good show lad.
 
2012-05-01 12:22:58 AM

The_Sponge: technicolor-misfit: Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.


Sounds a lot like Obama's father.



Indeed... and had his grandfather not been there to give him the love, support, and approval that his father wasn't there to provide, he may well have ended up a miserable world-hating Republican with a chip on his shoulder.
 
2012-05-01 12:23:17 AM

technicolor-misfit: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: smeegle: Mentat: Bhasayate: smeegle: The_Sponge: BTW, I can define cool in two words:

Dean Martin

Um no, three words- Sammy Davis Junior

Two words, Lando Calrissian.

Cary Grant.

Jack Nicholson

Victor Fries


Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, Wrong. Wrong.

[www.smbtraining.com image 453x364]

first runner-up:

[blog.olenska.com image 640x341]


i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 12:25:17 AM

technicolor-misfit: Indeed... and had his grandfather not been there to give him the love, support, and approval that his father wasn't there to provide, he may well have ended up a miserable world-hating Republican with a chip on his shoulder.



Way to back track from your original point.
 
2012-05-01 12:26:32 AM

technicolor-misfit: Indeed... and had his grandfather not been there to give him the love, support, and approval that his father wasn't there to provide, he may well have ended up a miserable world-hating Republican with a chip on his shoulder.



World hating? What about America hating? Because when it comes to that, Obama's other male role model, Jeremiah Wright comes to mind.
 
2012-05-01 12:27:28 AM

technicolor-misfit: Given that their base is a bunch of pale, doughy, socially-awkward misanthropes, this is really the most brilliant attack strategy they could have come up with.

The fact that he's black makes it even better.

"Obama is the 'too cool' black guy hanging with the popular kids and hot white girls who wouldn't give you the time of day... and now he's President."


Rush Limbaugh was no doubt born the night that young Rusty Limbaugh was humiliated at a party when, in the midst of a spin the bottle game, a girl refused to kiss him... the very idea so repellent that she instead broke into a fit of laughing hysterics.

Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.

Were they not such a destructive pestilence upon society, they would doubtless deserve our pity.


Didn't a little girl steal Karl Rove's bike? And Grover Norquist did come up with his theories when he was in seventh grade.
 
2012-05-01 12:29:45 AM

The_Sponge: technicolor-misfit: Indeed... and had his grandfather not been there to give him the love, support, and approval that his father wasn't there to provide, he may well have ended up a miserable world-hating Republican with a chip on his shoulder.


Way to back track from your original point.



The fact that his father figure wasn't his biological father doesn't "back track" from my point. Spawning and raising are two very different things.
 
2012-05-01 12:30:30 AM

The_Sponge: Fista-Phobia: There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

What's wrong with Jimmy Buffett?


What the what? Seconded.
 
2012-05-01 12:30:49 AM

technicolor-misfit: Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.


You just got done watching the Breakfast Club too huh?
 
2012-05-01 12:32:50 AM

The_Sponge: technicolor-misfit: Indeed... and had his grandfather not been there to give him the love, support, and approval that his father wasn't there to provide, he may well have ended up a miserable world-hating Republican with a chip on his shoulder.


World hating? What about America hating? Because when it comes to that, Obama's other male role model, Jeremiah Wright comes to mind.


You be trollin
 
2012-05-01 12:33:01 AM

The_Sponge: technicolor-misfit: Indeed... and had his grandfather not been there to give him the love, support, and approval that his father wasn't there to provide, he may well have ended up a miserable world-hating Republican with a chip on his shoulder.


World hating? What about America hating? Because when it comes to that, Obama's other male role model, Jeremiah Wright comes to mind.


America hating? Really? Someone that served honorably both in the Marine Corps and as part of a Presidential Medical Staff?

He may not be the best guy in the world, but there's little doubt he's better than you.
 
2012-05-01 12:34:14 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 12:35:38 AM

Mentat: technicolor-misfit: Given that their base is a bunch of pale, doughy, socially-awkward misanthropes, this is really the most brilliant attack strategy they could have come up with.

The fact that he's black makes it even better.

"Obama is the 'too cool' black guy hanging with the popular kids and hot white girls who wouldn't give you the time of day... and now he's President."


Rush Limbaugh was no doubt born the night that young Rusty Limbaugh was humiliated at a party when, in the midst of a spin the bottle game, a girl refused to kiss him... the very idea so repellent that she instead broke into a fit of laughing hysterics.

Every committed college Republican in the history of mankind has had two things in common... at least one similarly dark and humiliating story of being a social leper, and a cold withholding father who never gave him the love, support, and approval that a child needs to grow into a well-adjusted man.

Were they not such a destructive pestilence upon society, they would doubtless deserve our pity.

Didn't a little girl steal Karl Rove's bike? And Grover Norquist did come up with his theories when he was in seventh grade.



And Norquist loves to tell the story of how his father used to take his ice cream cone as a child and take a bite and say "income tax," another bite and say "property tax," another and say "estate tax."

And Ann Coulter is given to talking up what a hard-ass manly-man her father was and how he "didn't wear his heart on his sleeve" and all the things he hated and grumbled about.
 
2012-05-01 12:37:26 AM
Cool is the new black.
 
2012-05-01 12:40:26 AM

stoli n coke: America hating? Really? Someone that served honorably both in the Marine Corps and as part of a Presidential Medical Staff?

He may not be the best guy in the world, but there's little doubt he's better than you.



1) His previous service is a positive thing, but what has he done lately? You know, besides coming off as an American hating douche.

2) Child please....you know nothing about me.

2)
 
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