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(The Daily Beast)   Republicans' latest attack on Obama? *spins wheel* He's too cool. Seriously   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 327
    More: Stupid, President Obama, White House Correspondents Dinner, Dana Perino, eating dogs, Reliable Sources, Mitt Romney, Too Cool  
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2012-04-30 11:10:30 PM  

YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]


Your photoshop skills are poor.
 
2012-04-30 11:10:51 PM  

Notabunny: Nadie_AZ: Look, Team GOP wants the Legislature. Of all 50 states and Congress. If they don't have the Prez, it's cool. They will ensure the NRA and Survival Outfits and Hate Groups will continue to have record memberships. Hell, if he wins, next year Tea will replace coffee as the official morning drink in America.

Let's just say it: The Republicans are the problem.

 
2012-04-30 11:10:58 PM  

YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]


Oooo, oooo, post the one with him on the bike!!!

I don't know why you always post that one but it's one of my favs!
 
2012-04-30 11:12:57 PM  
 
2012-04-30 11:13:15 PM  

SkinnyHead: When times are tough, people want a real president, not a "Preezy of the United Steezy."


In a long career of really stupid shiat, you may have just scraped the bottom of the wastewater treatment plant, skinny.

Stick to misinterpreting the law.
 
2012-04-30 11:13:54 PM  

YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]


What lame photoshop are you going to trot out next?

Goddamn you're pathetic.
 
2012-04-30 11:13:55 PM  
scottmoroney.typepad.comwww.decodeunicode.orgl.yimg.com

scrapetv.comimg.ibtimes.com

Pretty much sums the election up.

/Leno is a tool.
 
2012-04-30 11:13:57 PM  

2wolves: YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]

Your photoshop skills are poor.


Here's another photoshop of Obama trying to open a window as if it were a door.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-30 11:16:43 PM  

YELLOL: 2wolves: YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]

Your photoshop skills are poor.

Here's another photoshop of Obama trying to open a window as if it were a door.

[i48.tinypic.com image 326x194]


Odd how window is a French door.

/sorry, "Freedom Door"
 
2012-04-30 11:17:18 PM  

YELLOL: 2wolves: YELLOL: Yes, he is too cool.

[i45.tinypic.com image 500x332]

Your photoshop skills are poor.

Here's another photoshop of Obama trying to open a window as if it were a door.

[i48.tinypic.com image 326x194]


Yeah, everybody remembers his first week in office, our teabagger uncles and grandparents forwarded that picture all around the intertubes.

Is this the best you can do?

Jesus.
 
2012-04-30 11:18:22 PM  
More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-30 11:21:29 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: McCain tried this in 2008 with the whole "Fartbongo is a celebrity" thing. Worked as well then as it probably will now.


It might have worked better if McCain hadn't stepped on his dick and nominated Palin, the epitome of vacuous celebrity, as V.P. Now, Obama is a celebrity who also killed Osama. A double-fail on the part of the G.O.P.
 
2012-04-30 11:22:22 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

He must be cool. He's the first to actually occupy this office.
 
2012-04-30 11:24:13 PM  

YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]


It is really cool. Look at how much respect they have for Obama, the warm smiles.

Much unlike the puke Bush I spewed on them at dinner. God, G0P guys are so cool.
 
2012-04-30 11:25:32 PM  

YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]


OMG he bowed to a foreign leader!!!

HE MUST BE IMPEACHED!!!!!

It's not like any other presidents have treated foreign dignitaries with the same respect.

littlegreenfootballs.com



blog.foreignpolicy.com
 
2012-04-30 11:26:09 PM  
I guess we have to put to rest the Urkle memes....

NO... I refuse. I do not think Obama is cool. I shall post one.

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-04-30 11:26:57 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]

It is really cool. Look at how much respect they have for Obama, the warm smiles.

Much unlike the puke Bush I spewed on them at dinner. God, G0P guys are so cool.


you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)
 
2012-04-30 11:28:48 PM  

Mrtraveler01: YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]

OMG he bowed to a foreign leader!!!

HE MUST BE IMPEACHED!!!!!

It's not like any other presidents have treated foreign dignitaries with the same respect.

[littlegreenfootballs.com image 450x381]



[blog.foreignpolicy.com image 525x395]


Pretty sure Dubya is receiving a medal in that first photo, and a celebratory kiss in the second.

Obama is just taking genuflection too far in the other pic. I'll blame green State Department handlers, but it would have been nice if Obama had some sense of Presidential decorum on his own.
 
2012-04-30 11:29:16 PM  

skullkrusher: you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)


SVR?
 
2012-04-30 11:29:41 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Mrtraveler01: YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]

OMG he bowed to a foreign leader!!!

HE MUST BE IMPEACHED!!!!!

It's not like any other presidents have treated foreign dignitaries with the same respect.

[littlegreenfootballs.com image 450x381]



[blog.foreignpolicy.com image 525x395]

Pretty sure Dubya is receiving a medal in that first photo, and a celebratory congratulatory kiss in the second.

Obama is just taking genuflection too far in the other pic. I'll blame green State Department handlers, but it would have been nice if Obama had some sense of Presidential decorum on his own.


FTFM

/tick tick tick waiting 30 seconds to post again
//ding!
 
2012-04-30 11:29:45 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Mrtraveler01: YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]

OMG he bowed to a foreign leader!!!

HE MUST BE IMPEACHED!!!!!

It's not like any other presidents have treated foreign dignitaries with the same respect.

[littlegreenfootballs.com image 450x381]



[blog.foreignpolicy.com image 525x395]

Pretty sure Dubya is receiving a medal in that first photo, and a celebratory kiss in the second.

Obama is just taking genuflection too far in the other pic. I'll blame green State Department handlers, but it would have been nice if Obama had some sense of Presidential decorum on his own.


9/10

Good effort.
 
2012-04-30 11:29:58 PM  
And... here he is wearing mom jeans on nerd biking ...

graphics.nytimes.com


How is Obama too cool but a big nerd?

Perhaps, he's a reformed nerd. Or perhaps he's a nerd that's trying to hard to be cool. I think that's it.

You know, like this guy:

i3.ytimg.com
 
2012-04-30 11:30:06 PM  

Here's the problem:

farm4.staticflickr.com

The awesome, it's too loud.
 
2012-04-30 11:30:39 PM  
Good luck with that.

I'm sure that Obama will get on that "Be less personable" because stiff and boring is working out so well for Romney so far...
 
2012-04-30 11:30:41 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Mrtraveler01: YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]

OMG he bowed to a foreign leader!!!

HE MUST BE IMPEACHED!!!!!

It's not like any other presidents have treated foreign dignitaries with the same respect.

[littlegreenfootballs.com image 450x381]



[blog.foreignpolicy.com image 525x395]

Pretty sure Dubya is receiving a medal in that first photo, and a celebratory congratulatory kiss in the second.

Obama is just taking genuflection too far in the other pic. I'll blame green State Department handlers, but it would have been nice if Obama had some sense of Presidential decorum on his own.

FTFM

/tick tick tick waiting 30 seconds to post again
//ding!


You can beat the timer if you have alts, I would think.
 
2012-04-30 11:31:03 PM  
i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-30 11:31:08 PM  
We get it. Obama is BLACK

"Cool" in its current usage comes from Negro slang, particularly from jazz musicians.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-30 11:32:42 PM  

skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.

[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]

It is really cool. Look at how much respect they have for Obama, the warm smiles.

Much unlike the puke Bush I spewed on them at dinner. God, G0P guys are so cool.

you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)


Only nerds care if they're cool.

Besides:
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-04-30 11:34:02 PM  

Catlike Typist: Here's the problem:
[farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x411]
The awesome, it's too loud.


That's totally nerdy.
 
2012-04-30 11:34:27 PM  

HairBolus: We get it. Obama is BLACK

"Cool" in its current usage comes from Negro slang, particularly from jazz musicians.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]


What's the term nowadays? biatchen? rad? phat? I'm so behind on slang.
 
2012-04-30 11:37:17 PM  
There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-30 11:38:13 PM  
Yeah we get it. Obama is BLACK

Marlene Kim Connor connects cool and the post-war African-American experience in her book What is Cool?: Understanding Black Manhood in America. Connor writes that cool is the silent and knowing rejection of racist oppression, a self-dignified expression of masculinity developed by black men denied mainstream expressions of manhood. She writes that mainstream perception of cool is narrow and distorted, with cool often perceived merely as style or arrogance, rather than a way to achieve respect.
 
2012-04-30 11:38:45 PM  

theorellior: WAIT WAIT! HOLD THE PRESSES!

[www.celebrityodor.com image 500x398]

THIS GUY'S COOL, RIGHT?

[www.celebrityodor.com image 500x500]

HE'S DOWN WITH THE HIP KIDS, RIGHT?

[www.celebrityodor.com image 500x628]

HE'S THE MAN WITH THE PL--wait, what? He's not working for the Republicans any more? Really?

Well, got nothin'.


That's fine by me. Now that he's got some free time, maybe he'll be able to finally put together that Digital Underground reunion.

Welcome back, Humpty.
 
2012-04-30 11:38:46 PM  

GAT_00: Nadie_AZ: They will ensure the NRA and Survival Outfits and Hate Groups will continue to have record memberships

Why'd you list the same group three times?



The NRA is a hate group? I guess Karl Malone and James Earl Jones didn't get that memo.
 
2012-04-30 11:39:37 PM  

hubiestubert: Good luck with that.

I'm sure that Obama will get on that "Be less personable" because stiff and boring is working out so well for Romney so far...


Why would anyone want to recreate the winning strategy of Al "Treebeard" Gore?
 
2012-04-30 11:40:17 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)

SVR?


SVR?
 
2012-04-30 11:40:54 PM  
There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-04-30 11:40:57 PM  
Here's a whole different kind of cool, hairy armpits, shouting and everything.

media.salon.com

click this if you're *really* cool
i.techmadly.com
 
2012-04-30 11:42:04 PM  

skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: skullkrusher: you guys are actually arguing about whose team is cooler. Just due to the fact that you're having this conversation, it ain't either one of you ;)

SVR?

SVR?


(So Vote Republican)
 
2012-04-30 11:42:27 PM  

Fista-Phobia: There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320]


lol

more Romney cool:

www.inquisitr.com
 
2012-04-30 11:43:04 PM  

YELLOL: More photoshop magic showing the coolness of his greatness.
[i45.tinypic.com image 413x310]


You know what's even cooler?

www.huffingtonpost.com
 
2012-04-30 11:46:35 PM  
There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-30 11:46:57 PM  

Fista-Phobia: There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320]



What's wrong with Jimmy Buffett?
 
2012-04-30 11:49:02 PM  

YELLOL: Here's another photoshop of Obama trying to open a window as if it were a door.


Kicking a dead horse I'm sure, but I can't resist.

I've heard of the door thing a few times, but not seen that picture. It's clearly a door. Yes it has windowpanes in it, but even a child would understand that something of that size and shape is a door.
 
2012-04-30 11:49:40 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

[i262.photobucket.com image 230x229]


Too funny.
 
2012-04-30 11:50:26 PM  
img144.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-30 11:50:52 PM  
Old man cool

www.saltyjones.org
 
2012-04-30 11:51:27 PM  

Bhasayate: And... here he is wearing mom jeans on nerd biking ...

[graphics.nytimes.com image 533x385]


How is Obama too cool but a big nerd?

Perhaps, he's a reformed nerd. Or perhaps he's a nerd that's trying to hard to be cool. I think that's it.

You know, like this guy:

[i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]


At least Obama can stay on the bike. How many times did Bush crash while riding his? And don't even get me started on the Segway incident or Dubya almost choking to death on a pretzel.
 
2012-04-30 11:52:07 PM  
Like choking on a pretzel cool, or being the "Decider" cool?
 
2012-04-30 11:52:07 PM  

The_Sponge: Fista-Phobia: There's cool, and then there's ROMNEY Cool!

[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320]


What's wrong with Jimmy Buffett?


He's not cool? Cheeseburgers in Paradise makes me weep for the music industry.

If you want to bring P&G to it's knees, blow up Riverbend when he shows up.
 
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