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(The New York Times)   Benjamin Netanyahu's father, Yoda Netanyahu, has died. (PIC)   (nytimes.com) divider line 154
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2012-04-30 08:43:26 PM
Who gives a shiat?
 
2012-04-30 08:51:43 PM
Yahoo.
 
2012-04-30 08:58:42 PM
My condolences to his family.
 
2012-04-30 09:08:23 PM
booo subby
 
2012-04-30 09:31:18 PM
Nosferajew.
 
2012-04-30 09:31:36 PM
When 102 years you reach, look so good you will not

/condolences to the family
 
2012-04-30 10:30:36 PM
Oy, vey!
 
2012-04-30 10:41:46 PM

gopher321: Oy, vey!


"Vey, oy" mean you.
 
2012-04-30 11:13:07 PM
My condolences to the prime minister. Seriously.

And +0.75 to subby.

(+1 would have been insensitive in this case)
 
2012-04-30 11:46:39 PM
Looks like it's time to bomb Iran.
 
2012-04-30 11:47:19 PM

cman: Who gives a shiat?


Benjamin Netanyahu?
 
2012-04-30 11:49:52 PM
102 and his son is a world leader. Not many guys get to do that.
 
2012-04-30 11:50:14 PM
Only the good die old.
 
2012-04-30 11:50:32 PM
Who gets his bag of gold?
 
2012-04-30 11:50:33 PM
Great, two anti religion threads and am anti Israel thread, fark is the really hopping tonight

:)
 
2012-04-30 11:52:06 PM
Mel Brooks is not looking good.
 
2012-04-30 11:52:15 PM
Looks more like Yogurt
 
2012-04-30 11:52:17 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7079750/76573645#c76573645" target="_blank">TheShavingofOccam123</a>:</b> <i>Only the good die old.</i>

not in this case.
 
2012-04-30 11:53:04 PM
He looks pretty good for 102.

He reminds me of one of those hairless cats more then Yoda however. Yoda had more hair.
 
2012-04-30 11:53:07 PM
"Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?
 
2012-04-30 11:54:59 PM
Interesting article.

My Granny, what big ears you have.
 
2012-04-30 11:55:10 PM

God-is-a-Taco: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?


Yeah, Jews have to be buried within 48 hours of death.
 
2012-04-30 11:55:46 PM

God-is-a-Taco: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?


Uh, yes. Jewish funerals (and Muslim ones, too, since they share a cultural background) are to be done as soon as possible, if I recall - usually within 24-48 hours.
 
2012-04-30 11:56:28 PM
i2.listal.com

R.I.P. Yoda
 
2012-04-30 11:57:13 PM
Link

Sphynx cat.
 
2012-04-30 11:57:14 PM
I get the feeling Bibi doesn't come from a long line of multiculturalists. They seem pretty set on doing what's best for Jews.
 
2012-04-30 11:59:58 PM
27 posts and no Tatsuma yet? He must be sitting shiva.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:13 AM
Died, Bibi Netanyahu's father has.
 
2012-05-01 12:02:18 AM

God-is-a-Taco: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?


spintheearth.com
 
2012-05-01 12:02:29 AM
This article led me to a 'win a dinner with Obama" page. If I win I'm going to spend the whole dinner talking about legalizing it.
 
2012-05-01 12:03:28 AM
My condolences, Bibi.

May the Farce be with OU during these troubled times,


/Bomb Iran
//You'll feel better
///Thanks to you both for the high gas prices
 
2012-05-01 12:04:30 AM

God-is-a-Taco: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?


Yes - in Judaic culture its customary to bury the deceased within 2 days of death. This us mainly because on the 3rd day, the corpse begins to revert to it's true form, a small hairless rodent-like creature with horns. After the 4th day, the creature reanimates and has an unquenching appetite for gold and silver, capable of eating up to 8 lbs of gold and 6 lbs of silver per day. So its in the financial interests of the family to ensure a prompt funeral.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:56 AM
"As a historian, Mr. Netanyahu reinterpreted the Inquisition in "The Origins of the Inquisition in Fifteenth Century Spain" (1995). Jews were persecuted, he concluded - many of them burned at the stake - for being perceived as an evil race rather than for anything they believed or had done. Jealousy over Jews' success in the economy and at the royal court only fueled the oppression, he wrote."


There was Goldman Sachs and AIPAC back then?
 
2012-05-01 12:10:48 AM
Never agreed with the family politics, but damn Origins of the Inquisition in Fifteenth Century Spain is a fantastic piece of scholarship.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:02 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: God-is-a-Taco: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?

Yes - in Judaic culture its customary to bury the deceased within 2 days of death. This us mainly because on the 3rd day, the corpse begins to revert to it's true form, a small hairless rodent-like creature with horns. After the 4th day, the creature reanimates and has an unquenching appetite for gold and silver, capable of eating up to 8 lbs of gold and 6 lbs of silver per day. So its in the financial interests of the family to ensure a prompt funeral.


The hell? Seriously?
 
2012-05-01 12:12:02 AM

cman: Who gives a shiat?


Sorry you can't find any cool threads to comment on, cman.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:07 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Yes - in Judaic culture its customary to bury the deceased within 2 days of death. This us mainly because on the 3rd day, the corpse begins to revert to it's true form, a small hairless rodent-like creature with horns. After the 4th day, the creature reanimates and has an unquenching appetite for gold and silver, capable of eating up to 8 lbs of gold and 6 lbs of silver per day. So its in the financial interests of the family to ensure a prompt funeral.


Is this related to Jesus's resurrection?
 
2012-05-01 12:15:37 AM
I hadn't expected the old guy's "revisionist account of the Spanish Inquisition" (link) to be so engrossing. I might well a third time, just because. Though I don't swallow his argument whole and disagree with his political positions, Benzion Natanyahu (link) should be known as a scholar, not for being Bibi's father.

By the way, I love that name: Son of Israel Gift of God. But why Natanyahu and not, say, Nathaniel? I'm hardly a Torah scholar but my impression was you're not supposed to pronounce the Holy Name (link). Wouldn't "Natanadonai" or "Natanhashem" be better?

At least he didn't claim to be the Son of God or even the messiah.
 
2012-05-01 12:15:38 AM

She comes in colors everywhere: 27 posts and no Tatsuma yet? He must be sitting shiva.


He's probably a pallbearer at the funeral and can't come to the thread right now.
 
2012-05-01 12:15:55 AM
i.imgur.com
// The Force is strong with this one
 
2012-05-01 12:16:27 AM
Ed Finnerty:

Nosferajew.

Fark you. It's pigs like you who give anti-zionism a bad name.
 
2012-05-01 12:18:25 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com


/can't find the image tats uses when Jews kill iranian civilians.
 
2012-05-01 12:19:01 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

in Judaic culture its customary to bury the deceased within 2 days of death. This us mainly because on the 3rd day, the corpse begins to revert to it's true form, a small hairless rodent-like creature with horns.

Die, nazi scum.
 
2012-05-01 12:19:04 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: God-is-a-Taco: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?

Yes - in Judaic culture its customary to bury the deceased within 2 days of death. This us mainly because on the 3rd day, the corpse begins to revert to it's true form, a small hairless rodent-like creature with horns. After the 4th day, the creature reanimates and has an unquenching appetite for gold and silver, capable of eating up to 8 lbs of gold and 6 lbs of silver per day. So its in the financial interests of the family to ensure a prompt funeral.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 12:19:05 AM
Yoda has now become one with the force, and more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
 
2012-05-01 12:19:27 AM

cman: Who gives a shiat?


over in one
 
2012-05-01 12:19:58 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-01 12:20:10 AM
*Become more powerful
 
2012-05-01 12:20:13 AM
Internettin' Yahoo!
 
2012-05-01 12:21:13 AM

God-is-a-Taco: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, center, with his wife, Sara, at Benzion Netanyahu's funeral on Monday in Jerusalem. "

That's one fast funeral. Wow. Is that a cultural thing?


Well played.
 
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