Mock26: AverageAmericanGuy: For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Good thing that I do not sin.

Maybe I should start; at the moment, I'm unemployed and therefore not earning any wages. Hey Farkettes, EIP. I need something to sin to.

Nem Wan: Not sure how this would get ruled on in the U.S. Saying "Jesus heals cancer" is clearly in First Amendment territory but advertising that a church heals cancer is not. A claim about what Jesus does is not testable but a claim that church membership results in cancer being cured is.

Well, that would depend on if the church is advertising that they are the gateway to Jesus; i.e., you must attend their particular church to gain access to Jesus.

It's like Pfizer doesn't cure impotence, Viagra does. But you can only get Viagra by going through Pfizer.

Whyyyyyy?

Maverick Couch: Britney Spear's Speculum: ox45tallboy: andersoncouncil42: I wish we could get the nutjobs in the US to stop putting up billboards that claim abortions cause breast cancer.

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I like how they re-state a misheard answer to a question no one asked

Oh that is just great

Jesus, not having seen one before, I was interested enough to Google it. To help out any others in the thread that might have been curious, I posted it. Wasn't trying to rain on anyone's day.

For the record, after having seen it, I'm with andersoncouncil42, I wish people would stop putting them up.

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Whyyyyyy?

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Whyyyyyy?

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Whyyyyyy?

Jesus, stop staring at the little girl's ass while you beat it red. Sicko.

Maverick Couch: For the record, after having seen it, I'm with andersoncouncil42, I wish people would stop putting them up.

I was commenting on the egg mcmuffin pic, not whatever you guys were talking about

Those too.

AverageAmericanGuy: The problem is that Jesus cures cancer of the soul.

For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

There is none righteous, no, not one

This righteousness is given through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.

Jesus doesn't cure leukemia. He cures the cancer of eternal damnation.

No, no he doesn't. Jesus was a very idealistic and forthright man who was killed by his political enemies. Then when some of his followers and then their followers were really sad that he was gone, they made up stories of his divinity and then some other real assholes, like Paul and his followers, took it to the Nth degree.

This caused people to forget about what Jesus actually did and focus on a BS message concocted to control people through fear and manipulation.

You can believe what you want, but the rest of us will be busy getting on with our lives and living in the grown up world, where we don't have to be frightened into doing the right things.

Jesus was a good man, and his message has been co-opted by thugs.

Elzar: However, Jesus has never healed an adult amputee by allowing their limb to grow back. Not once, in any scientific journal or historical account. 100% non-heal rate of amputees.

Clearly God hates amputees.


Nem Wan: In a medical study, some people who got the placebo will coincidentally be cured. That doesn't mean placebos can be advertised as a cure.

Where do we get these placebos?

Maybe there's some in this truck!

Mock26: If you do not believe you cannot sin.

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

andersoncouncil42: I wish we could get the nutjobs in the US to stop putting up billboards that claim abortions cause breast cancer.

I saw one of those private billboards on the edge of some farmers land one time "Abortion, millions of people who will never pay into social security". It was a bizarre sign.

Then the other day i saw a car with anti abortion, anti euthanasia and anti war bumper stickers. I found it an oddly consistent pro-life stance.

Cyno01: andersoncouncil42: I wish we could get the nutjobs in the US to stop putting up billboards that claim abortions cause breast cancer.

I saw one of those private billboards on the edge of some farmers land one time "Abortion, millions of people who will never pay into social security". It was a bizarre sign.

Then the other day i saw a car with anti abortion, anti euthanasia and anti war bumper stickers. I found it an oddly consistent pro-life stance.

Meh, they're probably pro-death penalty.