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2012-04-30 05:51:06 PM  

KatjaMouse: I don't know. What happens when Bronies infiltrate the military?

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Long and proud tradition. My father's squadron patch was Felix the Cat sitting on a cloud looking for mice with submarine periscopes.
 
2012-04-30 05:51:46 PM  

KatjaMouse: I don't know. What happens when Bronies infiltrate the military?


*Gasp!* I want the Derpy-patch! And the shoulder-stock mustaches made me giggle heartily. As it was said above, boredom is a helluva drug. You get highly creative trying not to go guano-psychotic while out there. Me, I just decided to go mad to keep from going crazy.

/we were all mad there
//*cheshire cat grin*
 
2012-04-30 05:52:12 PM  

KidneyStone: The Marines are a department of the Navy


Seaman is a rank in the Navy, though, and not in the Marines.
 
2012-04-30 05:52:31 PM  

KatjaMouse: I don't know. What happens when Bronies infiltrate the military?

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The staches on the rifles pic is awesome!
 
2012-04-30 05:53:09 PM  

slayer199: Don't ask, don't tell.


This is why we shouldn't have repealed it! The Republicans warned us but we didn't listen, WHY didn't we listen????
 
2012-04-30 05:53:24 PM  

madden101: Seaman is a rank in the Navy, though, and not in the Marines.


i'm sure seman is rank everywhere, is it's not cleaned up
 
Skr
2012-04-30 05:54:19 PM  
"People often get the wrong idea about us Marines...
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but safety comes first. Have a spotter when lifting."
 
2012-04-30 05:54:25 PM  
Sock party?
 
2012-04-30 05:55:35 PM  
rudemix

Thanks US Servicemen! And thank you Reddit!!!!!

This was on Reddit?!?! That is so awesome.
 
2012-04-30 05:58:50 PM  
I'm horrified but I can't look away.
 
2012-04-30 06:03:40 PM  
Semper Fabulous
 
2012-04-30 06:04:46 PM  
Great. I had an awesome life going. Now I gotta re-organize all sorts of shiat because that link just turned me gay.
 
2012-04-30 06:05:46 PM  
I told you this would happen if we waged war in Afghanistan!
 
2012-04-30 06:06:41 PM  
Freeper alert!
DADT has just gone code pink
Repeat. CODE PINK
 
2012-04-30 06:12:05 PM  
Marines make anything look good.

/Jealous.
 
2012-04-30 06:17:37 PM  
Either mom just outed her gay son or we have a 14 year old girl in the Marines.
 
2012-04-30 06:18:58 PM  
Justin Bieber becomes the most fappable lesbian in Afghanistan.
 
2012-04-30 06:24:53 PM  
They are NOT soldiers. They are MARINES! Stupid article headline riling the Marine all up in me and making me want to go headbutt babies and fap to Chesty Puller....
 
2012-04-30 06:34:28 PM  
One of those guys sort of looks like Jacob from the Twilighty movies.

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Jacob in a Bieber t-shirt. Too much cute in one place. Teen girls could blow a gasket and become Emo Goths.

I'm sure that the High Council of Gay Elders who rule Lesbian-inspired Fashion (GELF) have already reviewed this fashion idea and decided whether it will be what straight men will be wearing three years from now or whether it is just too adorable to live.

I'm guessing they nixed it. You better pray they did or else your girlfriend will have you in one of those in 2015 or 2016.
 
2012-04-30 06:36:49 PM  
Haha, it's like a normal homo-erotic military scene, except they're wearing Justin Bieber shirts!
 
2012-04-30 06:48:21 PM  
leave it to a Marine to make John Wayne look like a sissy
 
2012-04-30 06:52:16 PM  
Dibs on the ginger.
 
2012-04-30 06:52:44 PM  
Isn't this what Marines normally wear under their uniform?
 
2012-04-30 06:55:42 PM  
Never have I been prouder of those who protect our country.
 
2012-04-30 06:56:27 PM  

Belatryx: Dibs on the ginger.


dammit!
 
2012-04-30 07:07:48 PM  
 
2012-04-30 07:15:35 PM  

pit and pendulum: Either mom just outed her gay son or we have a 14 year old girl in the Marines.


"Tell me where the terrorist are!"
"NEVER!!!!"
"I'll give your daughter a Justin Bieber shirt"
"Ummm...well, no"
"I'll tell your daughter that you kept her from getting a Justin Bieber shirt"
"Go down three blocks, it's the brown house on the right with the white shutters"

/U.S. soldiers used to do this in Italy and France during WWII with chocolate.
//Seriously
 
2012-04-30 07:16:30 PM  
IN THE NAVY
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
If you like adventure don't you wait to enter

the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.
In the Navy...
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.
In the Navy...

Every one of those flamers was butcher than Bieber and that includes the Indian.
 
2012-04-30 07:21:29 PM  

Ashrams: [images.amazon.com image 301x300]
In The Navy


55 seconds, damn. Great minds run in the same gutter.
 
2012-04-30 07:22:54 PM  
pics: not really that funny........
 
2012-04-30 07:23:13 PM  
None of his CO's call him "Biebs" either.

/Funny pics
 
2012-04-30 07:29:08 PM  

slayer199: Don't ask, don't tell.


naw, it's ok now....Obama said so
 
2012-04-30 07:43:30 PM  
when these guys recall their happiest moments it might be something like THIS (poppity)
 
2012-04-30 07:44:45 PM  

luckcat: I do love a good twink film.


*snerk*
 
2012-04-30 07:53:30 PM  
So I was subbing for a middle school class where some boys were teasing some girls about Justin Bieber. I decide to stir the pot even more by singing the South Park Movie song "Blame Canada ..... for Justin Bieber". Lots of laughs.
 
2012-04-30 07:54:32 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine


You've obviously never been on a small patrol base in the middle of nowhere. The vast majority of the time nobody gives a flying fark about things like that unless someone important comes to visit.
 
2012-04-30 08:12:01 PM  

superfudge73: gameshowhost: The guy on the left sort of reminds me of Chef from Apocalypse Now O_O

"Never get out of the boat."


A TIGER MAN! A F'N TIGER! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MANGOES!
 
2012-04-30 08:22:42 PM  
Were those pictures supposed to make my pants tight? 'Cause that's what they did.
 
2012-04-30 08:25:32 PM  
I'll take all four of them. At once.

/greedy
 
2012-04-30 09:01:50 PM  
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2012-04-30 09:07:26 PM  
I don't actually LOL that often. But fine, this one made me :)
 
2012-04-30 09:26:11 PM  
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2012-04-30 09:34:24 PM  
Made Fark and Reddit. Feel sorry for the poor bastards. Especially after the Marines are now legally allowed to cornhole themselves.
 
2012-04-30 09:46:37 PM  
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whut is a bieber ?
 
2012-04-30 09:56:09 PM  

KiplingKat872: Long and proud tradition. My father's squadron patch was Felix the Cat sitting on a cloud looking for mice with submarine periscopes.


Yeah, but Felix the Cat wasn't a farking rainbow unicorn.
 
2012-04-30 10:03:49 PM  

Lando Lincoln: KiplingKat872: Long and proud tradition. My father's squadron patch was Felix the Cat sitting on a cloud looking for mice with submarine periscopes.

Yeah, but Felix the Cat wasn't a farking rainbow unicorn.


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...and the more popular, but unofficial version:

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2012-04-30 10:07:35 PM  
Because nothing says Marine like acting all effeminate cause they are so secure in their manliness? Yawn.
 
2012-04-30 10:14:34 PM  

talulahgosh: what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

alright i have to ask, why the bath?
or is this some weird sleeping beauty/ann rice thing?
if so, i withdraw the question.


If not addressed already, it's from Beavis and Butthead. Though I'm not sure where Mike Judge got it.
 
2012-04-30 10:22:17 PM  

Sgt Otter: ...and the more popular, but unofficial version:


This DADT revocation was a big mistake. I'm voting Republican now.
 
2012-04-30 10:33:45 PM  
Were they shipped in this?

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/because that would be appropriate
 
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