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talulahgosh		2012-04-30 12:35:42 PM

nice! love the looks on their faces.

2wolves		2012-04-30 12:51:50 PM

Keep safe Marines.

slayer199		2012-04-30 01:37:39 PM

Don't ask, don't tell.

Sgt Otter		2012-04-30 01:55:06 PM

That's pretty funny. I'm glad they did something more creative than shoot them full of holes.

Humean_Nature		2012-04-30 02:49:44 PM

Intense boredom is a hell of a drug. A friend of mine is likely headed that direction sometime next year, and I can't wait to see the shiat that comes out of his brain under that level of boredom.

gameshowhost		2012-04-30 03:04:34 PM

The guy on the left sort of reminds me of Chef from Apocalypse Now O_O

Ambivalence		2012-04-30 03:31:22 PM

Sgt Otter: That's pretty funny. I'm glad they did something more creative than shoot them full of holes.

They still have that option.

what_now		2012-04-30 03:47:51 PM

The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

talulahgosh		2012-04-30 03:52:12 PM

what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

alright i have to ask, why the bath?
or is this some weird sleeping beauty/ann rice thing?
if so, i withdraw the question.

God Is My Co-Pirate		2012-04-30 04:07:54 PM

what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

Hmph. I guess I'll just have to get in line. The balding one is damn cute too. Actually, they all are.

Ambivalence		2012-04-30 04:15:53 PM

what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?

what_now		2012-04-30 04:17:35 PM

talulahgosh: alright i have to ask, why the bath?

Well..he's been working out. He's probably all sweaty, and not the good kind of sweaty.

Diogenes		2012-04-30 04:23:47 PM

Jake Havechek		2012-04-30 04:27:00 PM

Porn mustache!

JusticeandIndependence		2012-04-30 05:20:03 PM

I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

superfudge73		2012-04-30 05:22:47 PM

gameshowhost: The guy on the left sort of reminds me of Chef from Apocalypse Now O_O

"Never get out of the boat."

FarkinHostile		2012-04-30 05:24:07 PM

What is the difference between a Straight Marine and a Gay Marine?

A Justin Beiber t-shirt.

(Actual punch line: 3 beers)

LeroyBourne		2012-04-30 05:24:26 PM

I did that in the crappy bar/grill I worked at in college. My buddy gave me his ymca swim team shirt that was way too small, broke into my fake stash kit, put on the Rollie Fingers type stash, donned a pink bandana and went to work. I got a lot of weird looks because it was kind of a red neck bar.

madden101		2012-04-30 05:25:32 PM

Too bad they're not in the Navy, or we could be talking about some hot seamen right now.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-04-30 05:25:34 PM

Well, thank god she didn't send those poor boys any blouses.

clipperbox		2012-04-30 05:25:47 PM

JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

i was in the navy in the 90's. it was almost as if mustaches, smoking, and dirty coffee cups were mandatory.

/grew a mustache for about 2 weeks at sea
//looked like a complete moron

groppet		2012-04-30 05:26:10 PM

gameshowhost: The guy on the left sort of reminds me of Chef from Apocalypse Now O_O

I thought the same thing.

My mom would do something like that.

four95		2012-04-30 05:27:08 PM

He gets a code red?

omeganuepsilon		2012-04-30 05:27:31 PM

Jake Havechek: Porn mustache!

I saw that too. Certainly out of regs.

KidneyStone		2012-04-30 05:28:04 PM

madden101: Too bad they're not in the Navy, or we could be talking about some hot seamen right now.

The Marines are a department of the Navy

/The Men's department

Expolaris		2012-04-30 05:28:14 PM

All we need is the unholy alliance of the Bieb Marines with Military Bronies....

so...

many....

sparkles...

mhuckins		2012-04-30 05:28:41 PM

Ambivalence: what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?

I'm digging the porn 'stache!

Contents Under Pressure		2012-04-30 05:28:43 PM

That is so wrong.

And yet, so right.

Salt Lick Steady		2012-04-30 05:28:55 PM

The brown one. Bathe him and bring him to me in a Justin Bieber shirt.

p the boiler		2012-04-30 05:29:02 PM

my god that stache... it's... it's... glorious

JohnCarter		2012-04-30 05:29:06 PM

Dude on the left in the black with the farmer's tan, he has a wicked 70's porn thing going

Oznog		2012-04-30 05:29:29 PM

LOL Terry off of Reno911.

"Two dollars?! Terry, I'd like to direct your attention... the burger special at Tacos, Tacos, Tacos, Tacos! is $4.09!"

"Uh, well, FIRST of all, a tug job doesn't come with fries or a sooooda!"

Expolaris		2012-04-30 05:29:57 PM

mhuckins: Ambivalence: what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?

I'm digging the porn 'stache!

www.protias.com

poot_rootbeer		2012-04-30 05:30:08 PM

If they have time to sit wearing Justin Bieber T-shirts over there, why not bring them home so they can wear Justin Bieber T-shirts in their living rooms, surrounded by their families?

busy chillin'		2012-04-30 05:30:15 PM

something something Marine Core something something

Salt Lick Steady		2012-04-30 05:30:30 PM

what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

Dude, I didn't even see your post before I commented... though you can have that one.

bhcompy		2012-04-30 05:33:04 PM

Challenge accepted indeed

mhuckins		2012-04-30 05:33:43 PM

Expolaris: mhuckins: Ambivalence: what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?

I'm digging the porn 'stache!

[www.protias.com image 487x325]

I think you owe me a keyboard sir.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-04-30 05:33:51 PM

Don't fark with marines. Or they'll have sex with u.

Especially if your ghay. DADT foreva!!!

KatjaMouse		2012-04-30 05:34:27 PM

I don't know. What happens when Bronies infiltrate the military?

img.ponibooru.org

gbv23		2012-04-30 05:41:02 PM

My dad was a sea-going Marine

jennyz		2012-04-30 05:41:24 PM

This makes me miss the unit I was in. Boredom makes for some fun times.

Walker		2012-04-30 05:42:00 PM

JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

Looks fake.

SweetSilverBlues		2012-04-30 05:43:10 PM

KatjaMouse: I don't know. What happens when Bronies infiltrate the military?

So...much...win...

The_Sponge		2012-04-30 05:43:49 PM

Walker: JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

Looks fake.

Looks like the mustache I had when I was a little kid....the one I made my cutting out a chunk of my hair and then using Elmer's Glue to apply it under my nose.

luckcat		2012-04-30 05:44:43 PM

I do love a good twink film.

ErraticEel		2012-04-30 05:45:50 PM

Anyone mention the porn 'stache yet?

kroonermanblack		2012-04-30 05:47:26 PM

Walker: JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

Looks fake.

Came to say that. Looks really, really, fake.

PanicMan		2012-04-30 05:48:15 PM

The_Sponge: Looks like the mustache I had when I was a little kid....the one I made my cutting out a chunk of my hair and then using Elmer's Glue to apply it under my nose.

Pretty sure that's what it is. Funny, though.