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2012-04-30 12:35:42 PM
nice! love the looks on their faces.
 
2012-04-30 12:51:50 PM
Keep safe Marines.
 
2012-04-30 01:37:39 PM
Don't ask, don't tell.
 
2012-04-30 01:55:06 PM
That's pretty funny. I'm glad they did something more creative than shoot them full of holes.
 
2012-04-30 02:49:44 PM
Intense boredom is a hell of a drug. A friend of mine is likely headed that direction sometime next year, and I can't wait to see the shiat that comes out of his brain under that level of boredom.
 
2012-04-30 03:04:34 PM
The guy on the left sort of reminds me of Chef from Apocalypse Now O_O
 
2012-04-30 03:31:22 PM
Sgt Otter: That's pretty funny. I'm glad they did something more creative than shoot them full of holes.

They still have that option.
 
2012-04-30 03:47:51 PM
The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.
 
2012-04-30 03:52:12 PM
what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

alright i have to ask, why the bath?
or is this some weird sleeping beauty/ann rice thing?
if so, i withdraw the question.
 
2012-04-30 04:07:54 PM
what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

Hmph. I guess I'll just have to get in line. The balding one is damn cute too. Actually, they all are.
 
2012-04-30 04:15:53 PM
what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?
 
2012-04-30 04:17:35 PM
talulahgosh: alright i have to ask, why the bath?

Well..he's been working out. He's probably all sweaty, and not the good kind of sweaty.
 
2012-04-30 04:23:47 PM
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2012-04-30 04:27:00 PM
Porn mustache!
 
2012-04-30 05:20:03 PM
I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine
 
2012-04-30 05:22:47 PM
gameshowhost: The guy on the left sort of reminds me of Chef from Apocalypse Now O_O

"Never get out of the boat."
 
2012-04-30 05:24:07 PM
What is the difference between a Straight Marine and a Gay Marine?

A Justin Beiber t-shirt.


(Actual punch line: 3 beers)
 
2012-04-30 05:24:26 PM
I did that in the crappy bar/grill I worked at in college. My buddy gave me his ymca swim team shirt that was way too small, broke into my fake stash kit, put on the Rollie Fingers type stash, donned a pink bandana and went to work. I got a lot of weird looks because it was kind of a red neck bar.
 
2012-04-30 05:25:32 PM
Too bad they're not in the Navy, or we could be talking about some hot seamen right now.
 
2012-04-30 05:25:34 PM
Well, thank god she didn't send those poor boys any blouses.
 
2012-04-30 05:25:47 PM
JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

i was in the navy in the 90's. it was almost as if mustaches, smoking, and dirty coffee cups were mandatory.

/grew a mustache for about 2 weeks at sea
//looked like a complete moron
 
2012-04-30 05:26:10 PM
gameshowhost: The guy on the left sort of reminds me of Chef from Apocalypse Now O_O

I thought the same thing.

My mom would do something like that.
 
2012-04-30 05:27:08 PM
He gets a code red?
 
2012-04-30 05:27:31 PM
Jake Havechek: Porn mustache!

I saw that too. Certainly out of regs.
 
2012-04-30 05:28:04 PM
madden101: Too bad they're not in the Navy, or we could be talking about some hot seamen right now.

The Marines are a department of the Navy

/The Men's department
 
2012-04-30 05:28:14 PM
All we need is the unholy alliance of the Bieb Marines with Military Bronies....

so...

many....

sparkles...
 
2012-04-30 05:28:41 PM
Ambivalence: what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?


I'm digging the porn 'stache!
 
2012-04-30 05:28:43 PM
That is so wrong.

And yet, so right.
 
2012-04-30 05:28:55 PM
The brown one. Bathe him and bring him to me in a Justin Bieber shirt.
 
2012-04-30 05:29:02 PM
my god that stache... it's... it's... glorious
 
2012-04-30 05:29:06 PM
Dude on the left in the black with the farmer's tan, he has a wicked 70's porn thing going
 
2012-04-30 05:29:29 PM
i2.ytimg.comwww.celebrific.com

LOL Terry off of Reno911.

"Two dollars?! Terry, I'd like to direct your attention... the burger special at Tacos, Tacos, Tacos, Tacos! is $4.09!"

"Uh, well, FIRST of all, a tug job doesn't come with fries or a sooooda!"
 
2012-04-30 05:29:57 PM
mhuckins: Ambivalence: what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?

I'm digging the porn 'stache!


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2012-04-30 05:30:08 PM
If they have time to sit wearing Justin Bieber T-shirts over there, why not bring them home so they can wear Justin Bieber T-shirts in their living rooms, surrounded by their families?
 
2012-04-30 05:30:15 PM
something something Marine Core something something
 
2012-04-30 05:30:30 PM
what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

Dude, I didn't even see your post before I commented... though you can have that one.
 
2012-04-30 05:33:04 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Challenge accepted indeed
 
2012-04-30 05:33:43 PM
Expolaris: mhuckins: Ambivalence: what_now: The one in the light pink. Bathe him and bring him to me.

That is a fine choice. I don't mind the one in Black but he'd have to shave off that porn 'stache. What is he thinking?

I'm digging the porn 'stache!

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I think you owe me a keyboard sir.
 
2012-04-30 05:33:51 PM
Don't fark with marines. Or they'll have sex with u.

Especially if your ghay. DADT foreva!!!
 
2012-04-30 05:34:27 PM
I don't know. What happens when Bronies infiltrate the military?

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sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-04-30 05:41:02 PM
My dad was a sea-going Marine
 
2012-04-30 05:41:24 PM
This makes me miss the unit I was in. Boredom makes for some fun times.
 
2012-04-30 05:42:00 PM
JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

Looks fake.
 
2012-04-30 05:43:10 PM
KatjaMouse: I don't know. What happens when Bronies infiltrate the military?

So...much...win...
 
2012-04-30 05:43:49 PM
Walker: JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

Looks fake.



Looks like the mustache I had when I was a little kid....the one I made my cutting out a chunk of my hair and then using Elmer's Glue to apply it under my nose.
 
2012-04-30 05:44:43 PM
I do love a good twink film.
 
2012-04-30 05:45:50 PM
Anyone mention the porn 'stache yet?
 
2012-04-30 05:47:26 PM
Walker: JusticeandIndependence: I don't remember allowing that kind of stache when I was in. He may be a SeaBee but not a Marine

Looks fake.


Came to say that. Looks really, really, fake.
 
2012-04-30 05:48:15 PM
The_Sponge: Looks like the mustache I had when I was a little kid....the one I made my cutting out a chunk of my hair and then using Elmer's Glue to apply it under my nose.

Pretty sure that's what it is. Funny, though.
 
2012-04-30 05:50:29 PM
Thanks US Servicemen! And thank you Reddit!!!!!
 
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