ravenssettle: JWideman: [www.blogcdn.com image 590x703]Approves.I need more information on that picture...
Bathia_Mapes: Paris1127: The woman met her latest victim, a 31-year-old African man, on her way home from a sex addiction clinic in Munich.Good to know she's fully recovered.FTA...The woman has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.Or not.
Seth'n'Spectrum: [www.gaelick.com image 328x500]Approves.
Mentat: Seth'n'Spectrum: [www.gaelick.com image 328x500]Approves.I think she's just looking for someplace private to pee.
Nadie_AZ: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 625x468]
Jumpin Jbot: I always thought the feminists were full of shiat when they talked about 'rape culture'.Then I started reading Fark.Welp.
JWideman: ravenssettle: JWideman: [www.blogcdn.com image 590x703]Approves.I need more information on that picture...I thought nothing was obscure on fark.
Tyranicle: Actual qoute by man held by German nyphomaniac. "Wow! The Sun is here! Thanks for being the only legitimate newspaper in the world to report my plight! Where' the photographer, btw?"
CUZN_Ovoids: There is an approved medical device for her problem, see link LinkI know what the guy in the article is talking about, after about four or five times in one day you feel completely drained of life force - its even hard to breathe. My lady friend said I should see the doctor as to why I couldn't go much more than that, the Dr said "Four or Five times a DAY, that's like working a second job!"
jaylectricity: The only problem I have with this is that it was a German lady.
ravenssettle: JWideman: ravenssettle: JWideman: [www.blogcdn.com image 590x703]Approves.I need more information on that picture...I thought nothing was obscure on fark.Someone in the Fark world might know, but I do not. :(
ShawnDoc: The article was lacking in details. How exactly was she preventing them from leaving? At first I thought it might be S&M stuff, and she'd strapped them in, but they mention this guy left when she went to sleep and the previous guy was able to call police from the balcony while she slept.
Humean_Nature: propasaurus: Because it's a bullshiat made up story?I know the Sun can play fast and loose with the facts, but do they actually just make stuff up? Are we talking Fox News here or are we talking National Enquirer? One is twisting and distortion, and the other is Hilary Clinton Gives Birth to Alien Baby.
JeffreyScott: 3. The man was crying and saying he couldn't walk, suggesting that he had some fatty bouncing on him all night.
Mock26: What the woman in question looks like:[img.photobucket.com image 560x840]I do not care what you say or what proof you may have to the contrary. This is what she looks like. End of discussion.
jpo2269: For $1400 you can get a roundtrip ticket from Atlanta to Munich...Just sayin..
butt-nuggets: turns out all she wanted was some more sausage and sauerkraut
meanmutton: jpo2269: For $1400 you can get a roundtrip ticket from Atlanta to Munich...Just sayin..For $1,400 you can get a very, very high end Atlanta escort to stay the night with you.
Gulper Eel: My dad rented that movie thinking it was going to be a war movie.
LeroyBourne: I've had weekend flings with marathon style sex, and yes, walking hurt, but I never complained nor cried.
Skarekrough: LeroyBourne: I've had weekend flings with marathon style sex, and yes, walking hurt, but I never complained nor cried.Complain? Cry? Hell, I damned near took out a full-page ad n the paper to announce it.I fondly remember pulling some of the muscles that went across my stomach after one particular weekend. It hurt like hell, I couldn't laugh and I had a smile that would humble a Cheshire Cat.
The_Gallant_Gallstone: jpo2269: For $1400 you can get a roundtrip ticket from Atlanta to Munich...Just sayin..I think tomorrow I am going to place an ad on Craigslist:"Are you a sex addict trying to kick the habit, but your weekly meetings aren't quite making the grade? I offer free one-on-one in home tutoring sessions as needed and results are guaranteed. If after 20 sessions you are not completely disinterested in sex, you will get a full refund. I have disappointed more women than Al Bundy and I am positive you will feel empty and unfulfilled in no time... If you are serious about kicking your habit, call me at 867-5309.."Never put your phone number in a Craigslist ad... that's right up there with never start a land war in Asia.
cman: Where can a man come upon meeting such a lass?
Knucklepopper: cman: Where can a man come upon meeting such a lass?Anywhere she tells you to.
The Jami Turman Fan Club: Sounds like she took his clothes, wallet, & keys and wouldn't give them back until he satisfied her. Damn shame. I was imagining that she was 300 pounds and he couldn't get out until she rolled off of him.An interesting if somewhat sick question for the ladies:Suppose that while you were walking to your car in an unfamiar part of town, a man grabbed you and dragged you into his apartment. He then forcibly removed your clothing, purse, cell, etc., and locked them in a closet. He then tells you that you have two choices- you can run out the door naked and with nothing, or you can have sex with him, at which point he'll unlock the closet and give you your stuff back.Which would you do?
Doogles4221: More: Followup, German Nymphomaniac, Germans, held hostage, Roy Hodgson, Masters of the Universe, Man Utd, sex addiction, Charles SchulzHow exactly are the keywords for FARK articles chosen? and why was Snoopy sleeping with He-Man???
Gosling: *Story only really being reported by Rupert Murdoch properties.*Rupert Murdoch properties have been recently devoted to making women look like whores.This one's not too hard to call BS on.
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