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(The Sun)   Actual quote from man held hostage by German Nymphomaniac. He fought back tears to tell them: "I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can't walk. Please help me"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 209
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2012-04-30 07:32:20 PM

Inchoate: squrrelco3: hostinga.imagecross.com

The whole story is BS anyway...

Considering the source, very likely. ;) Derision for female-on-male rape victims is just a pet peeve of mine.


in all fairness I am not going to argue that it does not happen. There was a whole storyline on Rescue Me where Dennis Leary's character was repeatedly raped by the nutbag widow of his brother using a nice cocktail of Roofies, Viagra, and a little Vodka...

I was just having fun with a Merovingian twist...
 
2012-04-30 07:35:01 PM
Yeah, and?
 
2012-04-30 07:35:04 PM
He should have left when he saw "Arbeit Macht Frei" was carved into her headboard.
 
2012-04-30 07:35:42 PM

MagSeven: [www.seriesblog.es image 427x240]


dad?
 
2012-04-30 07:38:10 PM
Police, "When did this happen, sir?"
Victim, "About 40 years ago."
Police, "Why are you telling us now?"
Victim, "Hell, I'm telling everyone!
 
2012-04-30 07:38:44 PM
36 hours and he's crying for help? What a wimp.

Frau Blucher made me laugh.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-30 07:40:55 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Sounds like she took his clothes, wallet, & keys and wouldn't give them back until he satisfied her. Damn shame. I was imagining that she was 300 pounds and he couldn't get out until she rolled off of him.

An interesting if somewhat sick question for the ladies:

Suppose that while you were walking to your car in an unfamiar part of town, a man grabbed you and dragged you into his apartment. He then forcibly removed your clothing, purse, cell, etc., and locked them in a closet. He then tells you that you have two choices- you can run out the door naked and with nothing, or you can have sex with him, at which point he'll unlock the closet and give you your stuff back.

Which would you do?


Is he hot?
 
2012-04-30 07:43:51 PM

Lionel Mandrake: [i159.photobucket.com image 250x172]



Thanks,good sir. Off to find a nympho now...
 
2012-04-30 07:45:46 PM

Mentat: [img713.imageshack.us image 524x800]


My dad rented that movie thinking it was going to be a war movie.

/csb
//he also thought 'sid and nancy' would be a love story
 
2012-04-30 07:46:08 PM
Welcome to The Onion
 
2012-04-30 07:46:28 PM
I like Germany, but the Swiss love insurance.
 
2012-04-30 07:49:16 PM

hobblekitty: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Sounds like she took his clothes, wallet, & keys and wouldn't give them back until he satisfied her. Damn shame. I was imagining that she was 300 pounds and he couldn't get out until she rolled off of him.

An interesting if somewhat sick question for the ladies:

Suppose that while you were walking to your car in an unfamiar part of town, a man grabbed you and dragged you into his apartment. He then forcibly removed your clothing, purse, cell, etc., and locked them in a closet. He then tells you that you have two choices- you can run out the door naked and with nothing, or you can have sex with him, at which point he'll unlock the closet and give you your stuff back.

Which would you do?

Is he hot?


*looks in mirror*

How important is that?
 
2012-04-30 07:49:51 PM

SuperNinjaToad: maybe he's of much smaller stature and she is much stronger and bigger.


Possibly the body builder type.

www.celebrific.com
 
2012-04-30 07:51:09 PM
www.intriguing.com
 
2012-04-30 07:51:16 PM
oh i get it, nobody believes him cuz he's black just like with Trayvon
 
2012-04-30 07:52:36 PM

hobblekitty: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Sounds like she took his clothes, wallet, & keys and wouldn't give them back until he satisfied her. Damn shame. I was imagining that she was 300 pounds and he couldn't get out until she rolled off of him.

An interesting if somewhat sick question for the ladies:

Suppose that while you were walking to your car in an unfamiar part of town, a man grabbed you and dragged you into his apartment. He then forcibly removed your clothing, purse, cell, etc., and locked them in a closet. He then tells you that you have two choices- you can run out the door naked and with nothing, or you can have sex with him, at which point he'll unlock the closet and give you your stuff back.

Which would you do?

Is he hot?


eye heart ewe.
 
2012-04-30 07:52:51 PM
www.blogcdn.com

Approves.
 
2012-04-30 07:55:10 PM
What a stupid, farking whore. Why pick up a stranger and keep him there against his will and risk running afoul of the law? Why not put an ad on Wolfgang's List to find someone who is willing to be subject to such "torture"? If she was cute+ I would gladly pop a couple of viagra and endure her torture.
 
2012-04-30 07:55:19 PM

Humean_Nature: Is there some reason this woman isn't being held for kidnapping and/or rape yet? Or is this just one of those guy-can't-get-raped-cuz-they're-all-horny-all-the-time-anyway-guffaw-g uffaw things?


They took her to a psych hospital. Can't you read that through your indignation? She's been detained.
 
2012-04-30 07:57:15 PM
*Story only really being reported by Rupert Murdoch properties.
*Rupert Murdoch properties have been recently devoted to making women look like whores.

This one's not too hard to call BS on.
 
2012-04-30 07:58:31 PM

Gosling: *Story only really being reported by Rupert Murdoch properties.
*Rupert Murdoch properties have been recently devoted to making women look like whores.

This one's not too hard to call BS on.


Reign on!

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-30 08:01:42 PM
Eight time eh? Damn, just beat my record.
 
2012-04-30 08:03:12 PM
What the woman in question looks like:

img.photobucket.com

I do not care what you say or what proof you may have to the contrary. This is what she looks like. End of discussion.
 
2012-04-30 08:05:24 PM

The_Sponge: Thisbymaster: I wonder what her number is,


7, 7, 7, 9 and 311.

/Obscure?


Only if the Time is obscure which they should not be. Have to check, they were supposed to have another record last year.
 
2012-04-30 08:06:45 PM

JWideman: [www.blogcdn.com image 590x703]

Approves.


I need more information on that picture...
 
2012-04-30 08:08:15 PM

hobblekitty: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Sounds like she took his clothes, wallet, & keys and wouldn't give them back until he satisfied her. Damn shame. I was imagining that she was 300 pounds and he couldn't get out until she rolled off of him.

An interesting if somewhat sick question for the ladies:

Suppose that while you were walking to your car in an unfamiar part of town, a man grabbed you and dragged you into his apartment. He then forcibly removed your clothing, purse, cell, etc., and locked them in a closet. He then tells you that you have two choices- you can run out the door naked and with nothing, or you can have sex with him, at which point he'll unlock the closet and give you your stuff back.

Which would you do?

Is he hot?


THIS.
 
2012-04-30 08:12:05 PM

hobblekitty: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Sounds like she took his clothes, wallet, & keys and wouldn't give them back until he satisfied her. Damn shame. I was imagining that she was 300 pounds and he couldn't get out until she rolled off of him.

An interesting if somewhat sick question for the ladies:

Suppose that while you were walking to your car in an unfamiar part of town, a man grabbed you and dragged you into his apartment. He then forcibly removed your clothing, purse, cell, etc., and locked them in a closet. He then tells you that you have two choices- you can run out the door naked and with nothing, or you can have sex with him, at which point he'll unlock the closet and give you your stuff back.

Which would you do?

Is he hot?


Yes,

How You Doin',

Gorgeous?

;)
 
2012-04-30 08:17:59 PM
Met one last year and have had fun off and on since then. Good times, good times ;)
 
2012-04-30 08:19:13 PM

dahmers love zombie


Jake Havechek: Sex Nazi?

No poon for you!


No schtup for you?
 
2012-04-30 08:25:00 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: dahmers love zombie

Jake Havechek: Sex Nazi?

No poon for you!


No schtup for you?


Ahem...
 
2012-04-30 08:25:09 PM

namegoeshere: Runs_With_Scissors_: Calmamity: ShawnDoc: The article was lacking in details. How exactly was she preventing them from leaving? At first I thought it might be S&M stuff, and she'd strapped them in, but they mention this guy left when she went to sleep and the previous guy was able to call police from the balcony while she slept.

If he was able to leave when she fell asleep, he was able to leave earlier.

This is either bullsh*t or the guy is married.

I'm guessing bullsh*t.

Yeah. Google news has only the one article from The Scum. So, yeah. prolly BS.

Here's another link, but I don't think it will help the credibility.


Reuters: Link
 
2012-04-30 08:28:31 PM
Nymphos really need polygamy legalized for them. They need a large stable of sex slaves to rotate through to ensure the nympho can sustainably binge on sex.
 
2012-04-30 08:29:04 PM
I'm gonna boil it all down here...


What everyone here is HOPING she looks like:

img.photobucket.com

......

....and what she probably ACTUALLY looks like:

www.goodtimecharlieblog.com
 
2012-04-30 08:29:18 PM

Lord Schtupp


Englebert Slaptyback:

No schtup for you?


Ahem...


It's cool: note the spelling I used. There was less p-ness in that one.
 
2012-04-30 08:30:00 PM

SirTanon: I'm gonna boil it all down here...


What everyone here is HOPING she looks like:

[img.photobucket.com image 560x840]

......

....and what she probably ACTUALLY looks like:

[www.goodtimecharlieblog.com image 340x400]


That's Cage in a dress, man.
 
2012-04-30 08:33:14 PM
Actual qoute by man held by German nyphomaniac. "Wow! The Sun is here! Thanks for being the only legitimate newspaper in the world to report my plight! Where' the photographer, btw?"
 
2012-04-30 08:34:22 PM

jaylectricity: The only problem I have with this is that it was a German lady.


I'll have you know that the one woman I ever wanted sex from... just for the sex? Was German. I didn't love peaches until I met her. And then I learned of other fruit :-)
 
2012-04-30 08:39:17 PM

Mock26: What a stupid, farking whore. Why pick up a stranger and keep him there against his will and risk running afoul of the law? Why not put an ad on Wolfgang's List to find someone who is willing to be subject to such "torture"? If she was cute+ I would gladly pop a couple of viagra and endure her torture.


I can understand her wish to just piss YOU off.
 
2012-04-30 08:41:54 PM
MIsery loves company.
 
2012-04-30 08:44:06 PM

CasperImproved: jaylectricity: The only problem I have with this is that it was a German lady.

I'll have you know that the one woman I ever wanted sex from... just for the sex? Was German. I didn't love peaches until I met her. And then I learned of other fruit :-)


I forgot to mention... I would do as she told many more times now that I know what the results were. And me... not as innocent as I was back then.
 
2012-04-30 08:46:02 PM
I never meet these women.
 
2012-04-30 08:50:16 PM
must have gone around the world a few times too many

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-30 08:52:06 PM
For $1400 you can get a roundtrip ticket from Atlanta to Munich...Just sayin..

I think tomorrow I am going to place an ad on Craigslist:

"Are you a sex addict trying to kick the habit, but your weekly meetings aren't quite making the grade? I offer free one-on-one in home tutoring sessions as needed and results are guaranteed. If after 20 sessions you are not completely disinterested in sex, you will get a full refund. I have disappointed more women than Al Bundy and I am positive you will feel empty and unfulfilled in no time... If you are serious about kicking your habit, call me at 867-5309.."
 
2012-04-30 08:57:49 PM

Nadie_AZ: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 625x468]


Came here for the Snoo-Snoo reference. Leaving satisfied
 
2012-04-30 09:00:42 PM
Bears repeating.

mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-04-30 09:07:23 PM

jpo2269: For $1400 you can get a roundtrip ticket from Atlanta to Munich...Just sayin..

I think tomorrow I am going to place an ad on Craigslist:

"Are you a sex addict trying to kick the habit, but your weekly meetings aren't quite making the grade? I offer free one-on-one in home tutoring sessions as needed and results are guaranteed. If after 20 sessions you are not completely disinterested in sex, you will get a full refund. I have disappointed more women than Al Bundy and I am positive you will feel empty and unfulfilled in no time... If you are serious about kicking your habit, call me at 867-5309.."


Never put your phone number in a Craigslist ad... that's right up there with never start a land war in Asia.
 
2012-04-30 09:09:35 PM
Yeah, that story is not true.
 
2012-04-30 09:15:28 PM

Mock26: What the woman in question looks like:

[img.photobucket.com image 560x840]

I do not care what you say or what proof you may have to the contrary. This is what she looks like. End of discussion.


www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-04-30 09:20:55 PM

namegoeshere: It doesn't mention a weapon. I too am curious as to how exactly she was keeping the men captive in between rounds.


Sandwiches or Oreos and Milk
 
2012-04-30 09:31:41 PM

Gulper Eel: //he also thought 'sid and nancy' would be a love story


It was a love story.
 
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