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(Daily Express)   Zac Effron says HE'LL commit suicide if he hears anymore High School Musical songs   (express.co.uk) divider line 53
    More: Ironic, Zac Efron, Zac, High School Musical, Claire Danes, teen idol, hair spray, toyboy, movie stars  
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2012-04-30 11:20:18 AM
www.adamwarrock.com
 
2012-04-30 11:21:28 AM
I'll need a massive sound system and Zac Efron's home address.
 
2012-04-30 11:22:52 AM
We don't either, so I can truly say that we're all in this together.
 
2012-04-30 11:32:02 AM
I bet he's not complaining about the money or the ass (whichever gender he prefers).
 
2012-04-30 11:38:18 AM
Yeah stars/musicians who complain about the hit that made them rich and famous (which is what most of them wanted in the first place) can go fark themselves with a rusty spike in my opinion.
 
2012-04-30 12:09:26 PM
+1 for what I believe to be a Heathers reference, subby.

/Big Fun
 
2012-04-30 12:19:54 PM
Look, the guy is done with making terrible teen movies and now just wants to focus on making terrible movies for adults.
 
2012-04-30 12:23:57 PM
Where are all of the pics of all that muscle he's put on? Come on, Daily Express failures, I want pictures.
 
2012-04-30 12:39:54 PM
The guy whose greatest acting credit was the voice of the bowling pin on Robot Chicken?
 
2012-04-30 12:43:12 PM
only watched this because it has a rifftrax.
really.
no, i mean it!!
 
2012-04-30 01:40:41 PM

Timmy the Tumor: [www.adamwarrock.com image 300x400]


Done in one.
 
2012-04-30 01:50:31 PM
Difficulty: we'd need to know High School Musical songs.
 
2012-04-30 02:35:54 PM
That almost makes it worth it. Almost.
 
2012-04-30 03:11:04 PM
God frowns upon suicide - but in this case He would make an exception.
 
2012-04-30 03:11:25 PM
 
2012-04-30 03:11:49 PM

NuttierThanEver: Yeah stars/musicians who complain about the hit that made them rich and famous (which is what most of them wanted in the first place) can go fark themselves with a rusty spike in my opinion.


This. I call it the Marky Mark Complex.
 
2012-04-30 03:15:14 PM
He's got to get his head in the game and focus more on his future projects than his past ones. If he sticks to the status quo he'll never break free and be forgotten in a few months. He reminds himself of this everyday. Bet on it.
 
2012-04-30 03:20:38 PM
Srs question... how many hetero guys willingly watch this show?
 
2012-04-30 03:25:07 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-30 03:28:29 PM

Rustico: +1 for what I believe to be a Heathers reference, subby.

/Big Fun


Corn nuts!
 
2012-04-30 03:34:11 PM
thehollywoodprojects.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-30 03:36:01 PM

I'm sure he hates it because it reminds him of they days when he could come home from a hard day on the set and bury his face in this:

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-30 03:53:22 PM
Can we get that from him in writing?

/Notarized
//Legally binding?
 
2012-04-30 03:53:56 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I'll need a massive sound system and Zac Efron's home address.


There is a lot of reason to despise many of the young Hollywood (and old alike) types, but I don't see this kid giving off any reasons for that kind of hate. He stays out of trouble and just goes aobut his business.
 
2012-04-30 03:54:54 PM

bump: Srs question... how many hetero guys willingly watch this show?


all of the rifftrax staff. it's a goddamn boys club.
however, it enables hetero men everywhere to watch it without shame.


/at least, i assume they're hetero. at least mike and bill are married with kids.
//or so they say....dun dun DUN!!
 
2012-04-30 03:57:11 PM

bump: Srs question... how many hetero guys willingly watch this show?


in fact, you should watch it and enjoy before pirate bay is blocked by your provider. that way you don't have the embarrassment of renting it.
but you'll still pay for the rifftrax because you're cool like that.
 
2012-04-30 03:57:31 PM
His new movie sucks, as I am sure all his films do.
 
2012-04-30 03:58:50 PM
He was on Firefly. Cut the kid some slack.
 
2012-04-30 04:05:15 PM
High school musical? What's that shizzizle?

Zac Efron is Ted



and Ted is swwwwwwwwag.
 
2012-04-30 04:07:06 PM

srhp29: cameroncrazy1984: I'll need a massive sound system and Zac Efron's home address.

There is a lot of reason to despise many of the young Hollywood (and old alike) types, but I don't see this kid giving off any reasons for that kind of hate. He stays out of trouble and just goes aobut his business.


This.

People need to relax. I'd take that money too if it meant being in those movies.
And the guy seems to be very aware of it all. He doesn't look like he's being taken in by the whole Hollywood world.
 
2012-04-30 04:26:46 PM
of course I don't really want him to commit suicide...just being a snarky farker.

I ain't even mad
 
2012-04-30 04:33:34 PM
www.chicagonow.com
 
2012-04-30 04:34:13 PM

stpauler: We don't either, so I can truly say that we're all in this together.


Maybe this could be the start of something new for him.
 
2012-04-30 04:35:20 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: His new movie sucks, as I am sure all his films do.


I am sure his choice of 18 year old girls and more money then you or I will ever see in his accounts make him feel pretty sad at your insult.

/he won't have sex with me, I know
 
2012-04-30 04:37:47 PM
Yeah, I'm going to feel sorry for a guy who nailed Vanessa Hudgens every which way but loose.

Not.
 
2012-04-30 04:42:27 PM
his T-shirt (slogan: "Some dudes marry dudes. Get over it")
...
Zac has remained single.

"I can't remember the last time I went on a date," he shrugs. "I just think it happens organically. You shouldn't have to look for it."


Oh you.
 
2012-04-30 04:45:02 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I'll need a massive sound system and Zac Efron's home address.


Just looking it up on IMDB:

Born: 1987
High School Musical Released: 2006

I'm sure that no one on FARK ever did anything when they were 18-19 that seemed fun at the time but seems stupid now. Clearly this is something unique to child actors and he's being a massive hypocrite rather than just pretty much a normal human being.

//Apparently fans of the HSM series specifically are a bunch of creepy stalkers, according to the same IMDB page, I can see how that would sour the experience too.
//Actually don't have a problem with the series itself, it's no worse than Grease/Grease 2, and not the actors' fault that their decade had shiattier music than the '70s.
//Damn it, not I'm going to have "Easy Rider" going through my head all day. I changed my mind, DAMN YOU POP MUSIC.
 
2012-04-30 04:46:32 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: His new movie sucks, as I am sure all his films do.

I am sure his choice of 18 year old girls and more money then you or I will ever see in his accounts make him feel pretty sad at your insult.

/he won't have sex with me, I know


He's got a purdy mouf though.
 
2012-04-30 04:51:12 PM

That coward David Lopan: NuttierThanEver: Yeah stars/musicians who complain about the hit that made them rich and famous (which is what most of them wanted in the first place) can go fark themselves with a rusty spike in my opinion.

This. I call it the Marky Mark Complex.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Wat?
 
2012-04-30 04:54:42 PM
and were done in one!
 
2012-04-30 05:13:35 PM

Rustico: +1 for what I believe to be a Heathers reference, subby.

/Big Fun


Actually, it's from "Say Anything"

However, Heathers IS a superior film. 'Fark me gently with a Chainsaw'
 
2012-04-30 05:40:35 PM
Then take all the money you got for them (every penny) and buy them. I imagine their value has fallen off.
 
2012-04-30 05:57:58 PM
who?
 
2012-04-30 06:44:51 PM

James Scameron: who?

A former teen idol whose parents love freon anagrams.


But that's not important right now.

 
2012-04-30 07:44:22 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: His new movie sucks, as I am sure all his films do.


17 Again was one of the better body-swapping movies. In great part because two of the characters did research into body-swapping stories and then acted on what they learned.
 
2012-04-30 09:04:39 PM
Only one fun song in the entire series of movies.

(I think there must be 11 movies. It felt like it when I hosted a party for some tween relatives.)
 
2012-04-30 11:38:26 PM

That coward David Lopan: NuttierThanEver: Yeah stars/musicians who complain about the hit that made them rich and famous (which is what most of them wanted in the first place) can go fark themselves with a rusty spike in my opinion.

This. I call it the Marky Mark Complex.


Mark Wahlberg has room to complain. Nobody wants to be famous for an underwear ad when he was 18.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:13 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mark Wahlberg has room to complain. Nobody wants to be famous for an underwear ad when he was 18.


In all fairness, he looked damn good.
 
2012-05-01 12:20:32 AM
Bella and Edward....forever
 
2012-05-01 12:34:27 AM

Neeek: He was on Firefly. Cut the kid some slack.


Wait, what?
 
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