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(The Smoking Gun)   (*checks tattoo on her forehead*) Yep, that's the one, officer. That's the one who keeps watching me in the shower   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 89
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2012-04-30 11:20:08 AM  
She actually just loves Dog. It shows up properly when she looks at it in the mirror.
 
2012-04-30 11:21:40 AM  

BurnShrike: She actually just loves Dog. It shows up properly when she looks at it in the mirror.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-04-30 11:25:36 AM  
God really is watching me masturbate!
 
2012-04-30 11:32:08 AM  
Tattoodammitsomuch!
 
2012-04-30 12:22:30 PM  
There is enough beer in the world.

//Would hit it.
 
2012-04-30 12:24:28 PM  
It must be a church thing
 
2012-04-30 12:24:29 PM  
If you look at her image long enough, it looks like she's staring at you. I felt my soul slipping away gradually.
 
2012-04-30 12:27:18 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: There is enough beer in the world.

//Would hit it.


Would you? With God staring you in the face?

Perhaps she has a mirrored ceiling and it's just there to prompt her what to say "Oh Dog. Oh Dog, yes!".
 
2012-04-30 12:28:10 PM  
I'd hit it if it weren't for all the guilt that I'd feel looking at her tat.
 
2012-04-30 12:29:00 PM  
FTA:

"Her rap sheet dates back more than a decade and includes collars for obstruction, criminal damage, domestic violence, theft, trespass, aggravated menacing, and drug possession."

And people are surprised by THIS?

I'm amazed that she didn't try to add arson to her list of accomplishments.

/I'm sure she's just misunderstood...
 
2012-04-30 12:30:03 PM  
At least it didn't say YESAC.
 
2012-04-30 12:30:06 PM  
Goofus and Gallant go Stalking

Gallant finds a new friend in the workplace.
Goofus finds a new friend in the workhouse.

Gallant watches his new friend from a safe distance and uses his free time to write poems about her.
Goofus slashes his new friend's tires

Gallant sends candy to his new friends workplace
Goofus sends packages to his new friend's home.

Gallant maintains positive grooming habits designed to enhance his appearance
Goofus has GOD tattooed on his forehead.
 
2012-04-30 12:30:08 PM  
Fark God.
 
2012-04-30 12:30:24 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Because People in power are Stupid: There is enough beer in the world.

//Would hit it.

Would you? With God staring you in the face?

Perhaps she has a mirrored ceiling and it's just there to prompt her what to say "Oh Dog. Oh Dog, yes!".


You know "doggie" solves that "Goddie" problem
 
2012-04-30 12:31:45 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: There is enough beer in the world.
//Would hit it.


Yep, would just need a few more inched of duct tape.
 
2012-04-30 12:35:59 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: There is enough beer in the world.

//Would hit it.


With THOSE teeth?! Holy crap, men really do have lower standards than women!
 
2012-04-30 12:36:19 PM  
It looks like she's got a few bucks worth of metal in her mouth
 
2012-04-30 12:37:11 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-30 12:38:35 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: There is enough beer in the world.

//Would hit it.


Compared to other mugshots I've seen, definitely.
 
2012-04-30 12:39:17 PM  
What does she need with a starship though?
 
2012-04-30 12:39:25 PM  
Thought I'd share the following with you on my lunch break...

Dog Eat Dog

It's a dog eat dog world, a dog eat dog world, a dog eat dog eat dog eat dog world.
Live like a dog die like a dog, as the old saying goes,
The plant you water is the plant that grows, everybody knows,
Give blows, get blows
Down's how the water flows
Live like a dog die like a dog
It's a dog eat dog eat dog eat dog world.

Dog bites matty dog for a piece of meat,
Child hits matty child for a taste of sweet,
Woman claws her matty because she looks so neat,
Man robs his matty man because he wants to eat,
Policeman kicks his matty thief because he likes to beat.
It's a dog eat dog world, a dog eat dog world, a dog eat dog eat dog eat dog world.
Live like a dog die like a dog, as the old saying goes,
The plant you water is the plant that grows, as everybody knows,
Give blows, get blows
Down's how the water flows
Live like a dog die like a dog
It's a dog eat dog eat dog eat dog world.

Preacher lies to the congregation cos that comes naturally,
Shopman cheats his customer for maximum profitability,
Politician takes all the bribes he can, constitutionally,
Lawyer robs you with a pen completely legally
Country bombs its matty land nationalistically.
It's a dog eat dog world, a dog eat dog world, a dog eat dog eat dog eat dog world.
Live like a dog die like a dog, as the old saying goes,
The plant you water is the plant that grows, everybody knows,
Give blows, get blows
Down's how the water flows
Live like a dog die like a dog
It's a dog eat dog eat dog eat dog world.

Nim Lee

/And remember... Dog sees all.
 
2012-04-30 12:40:28 PM  
The guy that got the radio station tattooed on his forehead thinking the DJ was being serious just looks like a broken man. I can only assume the look is a permanent "yeah, I did it. And, there's nothing I can do now. damn"

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-04-30 12:40:51 PM  
If I were home I'd so have photoshop fired up right now

/that needs the Kilroy treatment
 
2012-04-30 12:42:24 PM  
FTFA: The 33-year-old Ohio woman was arrested last night and booked into the Montgomery County jail on a misdemeanor menacing by stalking count.

According to a Montgomery County Sheriff's Office spokesperson, the alleged stalking victim is a female corrections officer whom Calloway "took a liking to" during a prior jail term. Calloway allegedly has slashed the woman's tires, called her home, and sent her packages in the mail.


Sounds like a nice young woman with a bright future. She just needs someone to set her straight, maybe give her a positive example to follow. It's too bad this corrections officer felt she wasn't up to the task.

/I keed, I keed
 
2012-04-30 12:47:47 PM  
What's her diocese?
 
2012-04-30 12:48:35 PM  
I don't do drugs, so if someone could please explain to me why this is a good idea ever?
 
2012-04-30 12:50:11 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-30 12:52:43 PM  
Weird how willin y'all are to make a joke out of someone willing to do something so tragic to themselves. Maybe I'm overly sensitive but one second in her mind would probably be too much for any of us to bear. I feel this way about anyone with a tattoo like this. I'd be scared shiatless if I saw that woman not in custody and not on the other side of a pane of bulletproof glass. Make fun all you want, but homegirl is hard as nails.
 
2012-04-30 12:54:29 PM  
That dog has gold-capped K9's!

I'm guessing this is one of Jim & Tammy Baker's dogs.
 
2012-04-30 12:55:45 PM  
Please don't be Dayton, please don't be Dayton, please don't be Dayton...

[clicks link]

Of course.
 
2012-04-30 12:58:03 PM  
Not to be pedantic or anything but isn't the inverse of god .... boq instead of dog?
 
2012-04-30 01:01:50 PM  

meathome:
I'm amazed that she didn't try to add arson to her list of accomplishments.


Requires knowledge of fire.
 
2012-04-30 01:05:22 PM  
YAY! Montgomery County/Dayton finally gets some recognition..
 
2012-04-30 01:05:43 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

You're a gay fish
 
2012-04-30 01:08:07 PM  
www.i-mockery.com

?
 
2012-04-30 01:12:15 PM  
I wonder who she voted for in the republican primary?
 
2012-04-30 01:15:00 PM  

TabASlotB: [www.i-mockery.com image 200x150]

?


Rockwell. I am hoping to someday win a trivia contest with that knowledge.
 
2012-04-30 01:17:02 PM  

meathome: FTA:

"Her rap sheet dates back more than a decade and includes collars for obstruction, criminal damage, domestic violence, theft, trespass, aggravated menacing, and drug possession."

And people are surprised by THIS?

I'm amazed that she didn't try to add arson to her list of accomplishments.

/I'm sure she's just misunderstood...


Don't forget littering & disturbing the peace. She also looks like a prime candiate for the Group W bench.
 
2012-04-30 01:27:32 PM  
shes stalking a female prison gaurd thats shes taken a liking to.

I looked at the serene,bright, madness in her actually pretty face and all I could think was "what exactly does she want to DO with the female prison gaurd that shes taken a liking to?"


It was then that I had to masturbate......twice ...and I feel a potential third stirring in my loinal region even now
 
2012-04-30 01:27:37 PM  
33? whoa. I would card her for smokes.
 
2012-04-30 01:29:09 PM  
www.deviantart.com

Does not approve.

/Hot - like a side-car nuke.
 
2012-04-30 01:33:36 PM  

BurnShrike: She actually just loves Dog. It shows up properly when she looks at it in the mirror.


Kinda my thought too, however she may just be dyslexic.
 
2012-04-30 01:36:56 PM  
I see prostitution in her future.
 
2012-04-30 01:39:11 PM  
That's an interesting lesbian that happens to like god.

I wouldn't talk to her - not because of the lesbian thing, that's cool - no, it's because of the stupidity of the forehead tattoo about a religious subject. It's a big spaztic-flashing LED sign brightly flickering, "Idiot".
 
2012-04-30 01:49:29 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 465x585]


Should say "Poor Impulse Control"
 
2012-04-30 01:52:34 PM  
Must be terrible for her self esteem to have to read that in the mirror every day.
 
2012-04-30 01:54:04 PM  

SnarfVader: BurnShrike: She actually just loves Dog. It shows up properly when she looks at it in the mirror.

*shakes tiny fist*


She's a fan of palindromes;
"dog sex at noon taxes god"

/But it wouldn't all fit
 
2012-04-30 01:55:07 PM  

coldones: TabASlotB: [www.i-mockery.com image 200x150]

?

Rockwell. I am hoping to someday win a trivia contest with that knowledge.


Oh, I knew it was Rockwell. My brain immediately started playing that damn song in a loop when I read the headline...

/now it's in your head, too, isn't it?
 
2012-04-30 01:55:37 PM  
www.fitnessdestination.com

Approves
 
2012-04-30 02:02:29 PM  

SonOfSpam: Fark God.


Well yeah but, look at that dental work

Just got off the phone w/ dentist.

Shoulda been a dr but this way I can live with myself and sleep at night
 
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