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2012-04-30 10:15:01 PM
LAK 5-0 STL (2nd, 18:34)

Yeah, maybe it's time to let Mr. Elliott take a seat.
 
2012-04-30 10:15:04 PM
The Blues better keep sharp objects away from Elliot during the 2nd intermission.
 
2012-04-30 10:15:37 PM
Come on Kopi!!

One more of these...

cdn.bleacherreport.net

cdn.bleacherreport.net


... and we get some of these!

www.unathleticmag.com

farm3.static.flickr.com

img692.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-30 10:16:14 PM
Watching the Kings handle the Canucks I was wondering if the Kings were really that good or whether the Canucks were playing poorly. Question answered- the Kings are peaking and the team to beat for the Cup. Amazing.
 
2012-04-30 10:16:15 PM
What a dive to get the penalty that lead to the game winning goal. No excuse for the goal, but the power play shouldn't have ever happened.
 
2012-04-30 10:16:15 PM
(drags sorry Aussie carcass out of bed)

So, what did I miss?

ohlawd.jpg

Well . . . um . . . well done Kings? And on a completely unrelated note, how's Jaro's recovery going?
 
2012-04-30 10:16:24 PM
I never played hockey as a kid. But I don't think I needed to to know you ought to not leave guys all by themselves in front of your own net.
 
2012-04-30 10:17:28 PM
Killer Cars: The Blues better keep sharp objects away from Elliot during the 2nd intermission.

They may also want to keep him from braining the defenseman with his stick.
Hmm.. or not.
 
2012-04-30 10:17:47 PM
ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself


You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.
 
2012-04-30 10:18:13 PM
Ugh, I think I'm done watching games tonight if LA is just going to embarrass the Blues like this.

/No longer want the Kings to win this series.
//Too scary to face if we have to see them next round.
 
2012-04-30 10:19:08 PM
I hate whoevers idea it was for ice girls

Yes they look nice in their implants and fake tans but they serve no purpose in hockey
 
2012-04-30 10:19:54 PM
saintstryfe: What a dive to get the penalty that lead to the game winning goal. No excuse for the goal, but the power play shouldn't have ever happened.

Cindy is gone. Gary needs somebody to fluff him at night. Load of crap the entire 2nd half of the 3rd. I am still dumbfounded at letting the Caps literally stand on the puck to end the game.
 
paj
2012-04-30 10:19:55 PM
C'mon refs, let 'em go!
 
2012-04-30 10:20:06 PM
MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.


Agreed.
 
2012-04-30 10:20:28 PM
ravenssettle: Gawdzila: End of the 1st! Time to melt the ice >:)

[msnbcmedia.msn.com image 640x844]

Look at the woman in the Dodgers shirt on the right. She likes what she sees.


Lesbians clearly.
 
2012-04-30 10:20:53 PM
MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.


I guess it could be worse.. I could be from South Carolina
 
2012-04-30 10:21:41 PM
MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.


What he said.
 
2012-04-30 10:21:50 PM
RminusQ: LAK 5-0 STL (2nd, 18:34)

Yeah, maybe it's time to let Mr. Elliott take a seat.


And put in their minor league, never played a minute in the NHL, 21 year old back-up in? Meh. Couldn't be much worse, I guess.
 
paj
2012-04-30 10:21:51 PM
There's gonna be a donnybrook in this game soon. I can tell.
 
2012-04-30 10:22:26 PM
MrJesus: saintstryfe: What a dive to get the penalty that lead to the game winning goal. No excuse for the goal, but the power play shouldn't have ever happened.

Cindy is gone. Gary needs somebody to fluff him at night. Load of crap the entire 2nd half of the 3rd. I am still dumbfounded at letting the Caps literally stand on the puck to end the game.


Agreed. Oh well - just means we'll crush them in their home, then come back to win game 5 and celebrate at home.
 
2012-04-30 10:22:57 PM
ontariolightning: I hate whoevers idea it was for ice girls

Yes they look nice in their implants and fake tans but they serve no purpose in hockey


. . . dammit, the troll has a point.
 
2012-04-30 10:23:24 PM
desertgeek: Ugh, I think I'm done watching games tonight if LA is just going to embarrass the Blues like this.

/No longer want the Kings to win this series.
//Too scary to face if we have to see them next round.


I think it'd be a good series, we split our games during the year, and Doan is a King-Killer. That dude always plays well against us.
 
2012-04-30 10:23:28 PM
paj: There's gonna be a donnybrook in this game soon. I can tell.

They're just exchanging pleasantries. Backes just invited Voynov to a picnic.
 
2012-04-30 10:23:35 PM
saintstryfe: we'll crush them in their home, then come back to win game 5 and celebrate at home.

I like the cut of your jib
 
2012-04-30 10:23:47 PM
ontariolightning: MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.

I guess it could be worse.. I could be from South Carolina


Or you could do less thread crapping and more productive things in your life so you can afford to move out of your snow fort.

But what do I know, I only traded in 28 years of that garbage for a place with the beach, the city, and the woods all within 20 minutes of each other.
 
2012-04-30 10:24:02 PM
Why does everyone use troll? Why not Gopher or fox hockey puck
 
2012-04-30 10:24:33 PM
It's so nice seeing Carter and Richards together again.
 
2012-04-30 10:24:55 PM
Gawdzila: desertgeek: Ugh, I think I'm done watching games tonight if LA is just going to embarrass the Blues like this.

/No longer want the Kings to win this series.
//Too scary to face if we have to see them next round.

I think it'd be a good series, we split our games during the year, and Doan is a King-Killer. That dude always plays well against us.


I agree, it'd be a great series.

Of course, I don't care who wins it, you guys might want to take that into account . . . ;)
 
2012-04-30 10:25:02 PM
D2theMcV:
And put in their minor league, never played a minute in the NHL, 21 year old back-up in? Meh. Couldn't be much worse, I guess.


Definitely sends a message.
 
2012-04-30 10:25:08 PM
swahnhennessy: fatalvenom: I know there is a former Wings player's daughter I'd rather have relations with, but her name escapes me.

/I know Fark will help me out

You're probably thinking of Larionov's daughter.



Yes, you are correct.

/I'd Igor her Larionov
//Kathrynn Tappen needs more fans
///I've wanted to tap Tappen for a much longer time than I've wanted to claim my place in Placey
 
2012-04-30 10:25:56 PM
YEAH QUICK!
 
2012-04-30 10:26:00 PM
MrJesus: ontariolightning: MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.

I guess it could be worse.. I could be from South Carolina

Or you could do less thread crapping and more productive things in your life so you can afford to move out of your snow fort.

But what do I know, I only traded in 28 years of that garbage for a place with the beach, the city, and the woods all within 20 minutes of each other.


You're not very Jesus like

/suing for misrepresentation
 
2012-04-30 10:26:05 PM
Looking better, guys. Keep it up!
 
2012-04-30 10:26:17 PM
Quick is.
 
2012-04-30 10:27:11 PM
MrJesus: ontariolightning: MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.

I guess it could be worse.. I could be from South Carolina

Or you could do less thread crapping and more productive things in your life so you can afford to move out of your snow fort.

But what do I know, I only traded in 28 years of that garbage for a place with the beach, the city, and the woods all within 20 minutes of each other.


I'd make a crack about getting the same deal where I live, with a bigger city and the added bonus of no Southerners, but honestly as an Aussie I'm not sure I'm in a position to throw stones . . . ;)
 
2012-04-30 10:28:49 PM
NotEric: D2theMcV:
And put in their minor league, never played a minute in the NHL, 21 year old back-up in? Meh. Couldn't be much worse, I guess.

Definitely sends a message.


Yes, but that message is "HAAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPP!"
 
2012-04-30 10:29:09 PM
NotEric: ravenssettle: Gawdzila: End of the 1st! Time to melt the ice >:)

[msnbcmedia.msn.com image 640x844]

Look at the woman in the Dodgers shirt on the right. She likes what she sees.

Lesbians clearly.


Clearly.
 
2012-04-30 10:29:24 PM
caira: MrJesus: ontariolightning: MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.

I guess it could be worse.. I could be from South Carolina

Or you could do less thread crapping and more productive things in your life so you can afford to move out of your snow fort.

But what do I know, I only traded in 28 years of that garbage for a place with the beach, the city, and the woods all within 20 minutes of each other.

I'd make a crack about getting the same deal where I live, with a bigger city and the added bonus of no Southerners, but honestly as an Aussie I'm not sure I'm in a position to throw stones . . . ;)


The poorest & dumbest live in the American south
probably why Jesus moved there
 
2012-04-30 10:29:47 PM
caira: ontariolightning: I hate whoevers idea it was for ice girls

Yes they look nice in their implants and fake tans but they serve no purpose in hockey

. . . dammit, the troll has a point.


Disagree :p
Hot girls are their own purpose.

Sure they don't NEED to have girls come out with ice shovels, but if I'm at the game and they're having some retarded TV time-out BS on the jumbotron, I'd rather watch the girls come out and clean up the snow than watch the zebras clean up with their dustpan or whatever. The organ player doesn't serve a hockey purpose either, but it's entertaining. What other purpose does there need to be?
 
2012-04-30 10:31:15 PM
caira: MrJesus: ontariolightning: MrJesus: ontariolightning: The headline in Ovechkins brain

OV beats Rangers all by himself

You are the most annoying hockey troll in my ten years on Fark.

I guess it could be worse.. I could be from South Carolina

Or you could do less thread crapping and more productive things in your life so you can afford to move out of your snow fort.

But what do I know, I only traded in 28 years of that garbage for a place with the beach, the city, and the woods all within 20 minutes of each other.

I'd make a crack about getting the same deal where I live, with a bigger city and the added bonus of no Southerners, but honestly as an Aussie I'm not sure I'm in a position to throw stones . . . ;)


You live all over the NY metro area long enough and you learn to appreciate the Southern people a bit more.

To be honest, the majority of the people here aren't even from here.
 
2012-04-30 10:31:17 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Haters Gonna Hate

\Hot like the ice girls
 
2012-04-30 10:31:30 PM
caira: NotEric: D2theMcV:
And put in their minor league, never played a minute in the NHL, 21 year old back-up in? Meh. Couldn't be much worse, I guess.

Definitely sends a message.

Yes, but that message is "HAAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPP!"


I LOL'd XD
 
2012-04-30 10:32:08 PM
ontariolightning: Why does everyone use troll? Why not Gopher or fox hockey puck

The latter was actually a funny joke. Don't be funny when I'm pitchfork and torching you.
 
2012-04-30 10:32:13 PM
Anyone else just see an ad for man makeup starring Dr. House?

WTF?
 
2012-04-30 10:33:06 PM
I bet Quick misses home...

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-30 10:33:21 PM
Gawdzila: caira: ontariolightning: I hate whoevers idea it was for ice girls

Yes they look nice in their implants and fake tans but they serve no purpose in hockey

. . . dammit, the troll has a point.

Disagree :p
Hot girls are their own purpose.

Sure they don't NEED to have girls come out with ice shovels, but if I'm at the game and they're having some retarded TV time-out BS on the jumbotron, I'd rather watch the girls come out and clean up the snow than watch the zebras clean up with their dustpan or whatever. The organ player doesn't serve a hockey purpose either, but it's entertaining. What other purpose does there need to be?


As long as they aren't the 40 year old overweight Jets "Flight Crew" rejects that comprise the NJ Devils Dance Team, I am all for hot girls on the ice.

You have my vote, sir.
 
2012-04-30 10:34:02 PM
ontariolightning: est live in the American south
probably why Jesus m



The rust belt and anyone from Michigan would like a word with you.

\ Born and raised southerner
\\ Im a hillwilliam, its a classy hillbilly
\\\ Go Blues!
 
paj
2012-04-30 10:34:07 PM
Alyonka (Igor's daughter) Larionov:
www.saucehockey.com
lh6.ggpht.com
media.tumblr.com

Paulina Gretzky ain't bad either:
i.imgur.com
www.nydailynews.com
toronto.virginradio.ca
 
2012-04-30 10:35:01 PM
Gawdzila: I bet Quick misses home...

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 640x478]


I bet he purposely mucks up the ice around his crease for her to come out every whistle break. I know I would.
 
2012-04-30 10:35:31 PM
Kings penalty?

www.bafra.org
 
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