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2012-04-30 08:43:52 PM  

Silvara: Oh my god I'd kill for fried chicken right now.

*looks forlornly at salad with tuna, sprouts and a tiny sprinkle of feta*

Yeah. Kill.


Just devoured a couple bacon wrapped chili dogs with shredded cheese and onions. I have a physical tomorrow and want to see if I can max out the cholesterol count.
 
paj
2012-04-30 08:45:39 PM  
Robbed by Holtby!
 
2012-04-30 08:46:15 PM  
Fark this game is boring

in 20 minutes I am watching Blues/Kings

who is with me?
 
2012-04-30 08:46:35 PM  

soopey: Sorry. It was a KFC commercial saying buy a bucket on Mother's day and get a free tiny piece of chocolate cake for her.


So you just had to mention the chocolate cake too? *narrows eyes*

knbber2: Just devoured a couple bacon wrapped chili dogs with shredded cheese and onions. I have a physical tomorrow and want to see if I can max out the cholesterol count.


I wanna smack you.
 
2012-04-30 08:47:12 PM  

ontariolightning: Fark this game is boring

in 20 minutes I am watching Blues/Kings

who is with me?


Boston / Oakland baseball.
 
2012-04-30 08:47:39 PM  

ontariolightning: Fark this game is boring

in 20 minutes I am watching Blues/Kings

who is with me?


Oh hell yeah. That's all I'm here for really.
 
2012-04-30 08:48:34 PM  

Silvara: soopey: Sorry. It was a KFC commercial saying buy a bucket on Mother's day and get a free tiny piece of chocolate cake for her.

So you just had to mention the chocolate cake too? *narrows eyes*

knbber2: Just devoured a couple bacon wrapped chili dogs with shredded cheese and onions. I have a physical tomorrow and want to see if I can max out the cholesterol count.

I wanna smack you.


Uh. I'm drinking whiskey and diet ginger ale?
 
2012-04-30 08:49:34 PM  
Something to watch during the next break.

3 old ladies watch the Kardashian sex tape.
 
2012-04-30 08:50:58 PM  

ontariolightning: Fark this game is boring

in 20 minutes I am watching Blues/Kings

who is with me?


I'll be flipping back and forth.
 
2012-04-30 08:51:34 PM  

Silvara: soopey: Nothing says "I love you Mom" like a KFC 10 piece.

Oh my god I'd kill for fried chicken right now.

*looks forlornly at salad with tuna, sprouts and a tiny sprinkle of feta*

Yeah. Kill.


I butterflied, then smoked, four ducks yesterday. Did a cold plate with the duck cut into bite sized pieces, pate' of the sweetbreads, fresh steamed asparagus, and some cheeses. Good crunchy bread from Panera and it was good. Had the new neighbors over.
 
2012-04-30 08:51:38 PM  

soopey: ontariolightning: Fark this game is boring

in 20 minutes I am watching Blues/Kings

who is with me?

Boston / Oakland baseball.


I'd rather watch NJD vs Minnesota Wild trap each other to death
than watch baseball on tv
 
2012-04-30 08:51:40 PM  
God these announcers are idiots. Blocking shots is not an advantage!
 
2012-04-30 08:52:44 PM  

RsquaredW: God these announcers are idiots. Blocking shots is not an advantage!


What.. they Really said that?!
 
2012-04-30 08:52:55 PM  
You all need to stop torturing me. You're bad and you should feel bad.
 
2012-04-30 08:53:44 PM  

ontariolightning: soopey: ontariolightning: Fark this game is boring

in 20 minutes I am watching Blues/Kings

who is with me?

Boston / Oakland baseball.

I'd rather watch NJD vs Minnesota Wild trap each other to death
than watch baseball on tv


[that's the joke.jp g]
 
2012-04-30 08:53:44 PM  

Silvara: You all need to stop torturing me. You're bad and you should feel bad.


-burp-
 
2012-04-30 08:53:47 PM  

ontariolightning: RsquaredW: God these announcers are idiots. Blocking shots is not an advantage!

What.. they Really said that?!


Well, they had to pay a compliment to the Capitals at some point...

// these guys are Steigerwald quality
 
2012-04-30 08:54:47 PM  
Whats with teammates skating into each other
Crosby, Madden, Ovechkin
 
2012-04-30 08:55:23 PM  

RsquaredW: God these announcers are idiots. Blocking shots is not an advantage!


Why isn't it?
 
2012-04-30 08:55:48 PM  
Face save, Holtby!
 
2012-04-30 08:56:08 PM  
Hitting is picking up again. Getting a biatchippy.
 
2012-04-30 08:56:18 PM  
Blues need to avenge the hit on Pietranjello
 
2012-04-30 08:56:19 PM  

Silvara: You all need to stop torturing me. You're bad and you should feel bad.


I feel shame.
 
2012-04-30 08:57:32 PM  

9beers: RsquaredW: God these announcers are idiots. Blocking shots is not an advantage!

Why isn't it?


Generally you're being shot on when you take blocks. It's good thing to block shots taken, but not per se.
 
2012-04-30 08:58:46 PM  
Damn that was a fierce hit by Ovie...on his own player. Sad I missed that originally.
 
2012-04-30 08:58:48 PM  

9beers: RsquaredW: God these announcers are idiots. Blocking shots is not an advantage!

Why isn't it?


Because in the playoffs every team does it
 
2012-04-30 09:00:18 PM  

Silvara: I so wish I could click on the NSFW links, but last year someone spread malware around and I JUST cleaned my damn computer.


These NSFW links are not goalies. They're ladies, for us guys. :-)
 
2012-04-30 09:00:47 PM  

knbber2: Silvara: You all need to stop torturing me. You're bad and you should feel bad.

I feel shame.



Two minutes. Then you get free
 
2012-04-30 09:01:15 PM  

ontariolightning: Whats with teammates skating into each other
Crosby, Madden, Ovechkin


No disrespect to John Madden, but guaranteed that's the first time his name was ever mentioned directly between Crosby and Ovechkin. :-)
 
2012-04-30 09:01:59 PM  
Msg's lighting looks better tonight than it usually does. TV always seems to make it look so dark on the ice.
 
paj
2012-04-30 09:02:32 PM  
T.O.Torts
 
2012-04-30 09:02:47 PM  

Frozen_Puck: ontariolightning: Whats with teammates skating into each other
Crosby, Madden, Ovechkin

No disrespect to John Madden, but guaranteed that's the first time his name was ever mentioned directly between Crosby and Ovechkin. :-)


LOL

No fan of Madden.. hes broken me leafs heart a few times in the playoffs
hope hes okay though
 
paj
2012-04-30 09:03:38 PM  
Ting!
/check it
 
2012-04-30 09:03:47 PM  
That'll be no goal. Lundqvist had it outside the line.
 
2012-04-30 09:03:58 PM  

ontariolightning: Because in the playoffs every team does it


Some do it better than others, those teams would have an advantage, no?
 
2012-04-30 09:04:01 PM  
hank statue
 
2012-04-30 09:04:42 PM  
OK, correction: Lundqvist didn't have it, but it never went over the line.
 
2012-04-30 09:04:46 PM  

RminusQ: That'll be no goal. Lundqvist had it outside the line.


Yup, he sat right down on it and never got moved much till after the whistle.
 
2012-04-30 09:05:21 PM  
As a Caps fan, I must say that I enjoy the 'didn't see that coming' countdown at the 8 minute mark to chant 'Holtby sucks.' - Well-coordinated fans deserve recognition.

/Well-coordinated Holtby deserves a bit more.
 
2012-04-30 09:06:24 PM  
+1 pete rose reference
 
2012-04-30 09:07:52 PM  
My favorite rendition of the song the MSG organ was just playing
 
2012-04-30 09:07:52 PM  
Rangers leaning on Hank too h....need to get him some goals
 
2012-04-30 09:08:14 PM  

9beers: ontariolightning: Because in the playoffs every team does it

Some do it better than others, those teams would have an advantage, no?


Depends on other factors.. are the shots from the outside? is the defense boxing out their men? Is the goalie good? Are the players clearing the rebounds?
 
2012-04-30 09:08:23 PM  
Hendricks is working on his bounce shot. I like it.
 
2012-04-30 09:08:50 PM  

WonderPaul: As a Caps fan, I must say that I enjoy the 'didn't see that coming' countdown at the 8 minute mark to chant 'Holtby sucks.' - Well-coordinated fans deserve recognition.

/Well-coordinated Holtby deserves a bit more.


I was wondering how they coordinated so well. Have to admire a fan base which uses Twitter for something other than racist remarks.
 
2012-04-30 09:09:15 PM  

WonderPaul: As a Caps fan, I must say that I enjoy the 'didn't see that coming' countdown at the 8 minute mark to chant 'Holtby sucks.' - Well-coordinated fans deserve recognition.

/Well-coordinated Holtby deserves a bit more.


Argh its OV sucks not Holtby
they kinda sound the same though
 
2012-04-30 09:09:51 PM  
MOAR hockey 'bout to start
 
2012-04-30 09:10:31 PM  

Vangor: WonderPaul: As a Caps fan, I must say that I enjoy the 'didn't see that coming' countdown at the 8 minute mark to chant 'Holtby sucks.' - Well-coordinated fans deserve recognition.

/Well-coordinated Holtby deserves a bit more.

I was wondering how they coordinated so well. Have to admire a fan base which uses Twitter for something other than racist remarks.


Why twitter? They copied it from Ottawa
 
2012-04-30 09:11:13 PM  
Go Kings Go!

media.kickstatic.com
 
2012-04-30 09:11:37 PM  
wanh wanh wanh LET'S GO BLOOZ.
wanh wanh wanh LET'S GO BLOOZ.
wanh wanh wanh ICE COLD BOOZE.


Game on in STL.
 
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