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(CBS Detroit)   In the greatest example of viral marketing to date, BMW gets sued because its motorcycle seats cause 20 month erections, prepares to sell 10 million bikes next month   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 191
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2012-04-30 11:27:36 AM  
i submitted this article with a img1.fark.net tag.
 
2012-04-30 11:33:55 AM  
It was only intended to be a substitute
 
2012-04-30 11:38:40 AM  
To be fair, the aftermarket seat is pretty extensively modified:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-30 11:40:46 AM  
I've seen 4 headlines for the same article and this is the least funny.
 
2012-04-30 11:51:59 AM  
Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific...

How dare BMW allow him to put a different seat on his motorcycle. Why did they not see this coming?
 
2012-04-30 11:53:24 AM  
That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.
 
2012-04-30 12:04:34 PM  
In all fairness, Corbin aftermarket seats do suck.
 
2012-04-30 12:05:17 PM  
"You should see the swollen dicks that ride Harleys..."
 
2012-04-30 12:19:38 PM  
You idiot! I wanted an Erector Set...SET. Not Seat!
 
2012-04-30 12:38:21 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: In all fairness, Corbin aftermarket seats do suck.


Not all of them, or at least they're better than some stock seats. And their Beatle bags were the best ones made for my 'Bird...

Anyway, stupid lawsuit is stupid, stupid rider is stupid.

/buying a BMW next anyway
//and not for the permerection.
 
2012-04-30 12:53:17 PM  
1993 motorcycle (that likely hasn't had all the manufacturer required maintenance done on it) and an aftermarket seat? You get nothing and you like it.
 
2012-04-30 12:53:19 PM  
FTA:
"...has given him an erection he just can't shake."

He may be doing it wrong.
 
2012-04-30 12:53:34 PM  
Usually when one is buying a BMW, it is to conceal the fact they have tiny genitals.
 
2012-04-30 12:54:12 PM  

SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.


Oh goddammit.
 
2012-04-30 12:54:53 PM  
So the women will be buying the seats for they SO's?
 
2012-04-30 12:56:22 PM  
wait, is that a long time to have an erection?
 
2012-04-30 12:57:43 PM  

ricewater_stool: I've seen 4 headlines for the same article and this is the least funny.


yeah, i think mine was funnier, but usually timing is more important. Once the admins approve a batch of greens, most everything else gets redded.

Rarely, a headline will be saved, or a submission rescued from redland, but it takes a lot of upvotes and admin abuse to do it. They are too busy to notice things not brought to their attention. Mods will pass it to the admins sometimes if they are around.
 
2012-04-30 12:58:59 PM  
you've had an erection for 20 months, and can't engage in sexual activity? Sounds like it turned you into a pussy

/you could at least let her ride cowboy
 
2012-04-30 01:01:06 PM  
You'd think a 20 month erection would be a good thing, but I'm here to tell you that there just aren't enough 12 year old girls in the world to make that worth it.
 
2012-04-30 01:02:28 PM  
False, False, False!

The warning for Viagra about erections lasting greater than 4 hours is not just a warning 'cuz it feels so good you might never stop farking!'. It's a warning because longer than 4 hours and your tissue begins necrotizing. Why? Because an erection isn't just blood flowing to your crank, it's blood flowing to your crank and getting caught in two large chambers there that cause the erection. When the blood doesn't flow, there is no oxygen and other needed things brought to those cells by blood. So the tissue begins to necrotize. I worked for a urologist that took ER calls. He went in for more long lasting erections than just about anything else. The ultimate treatment was actually draining blood from the chambers via hypodermic needle. Remember that next time you want to do coke and Viagra, or inject stuff into your peen, or ride a BMW motorcycle.

As for this guys 4 month erection? Bullshiat.
 
2012-04-30 01:02:56 PM  

SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.


BMW makes a few of the most popular bikes in the world. Some of their models are used by law enforcement throughout the US as well.

But sure thing--you're right. Because everyone has a small dick, right?
 
2012-04-30 01:03:04 PM  
he was going down the highway doin' 90
the drive shaft on his BMW broke
they found him in the grass with the muffler up his ass
his erection playing Dixie on the spokes
 
2012-04-30 01:04:04 PM  

rudemix: False, False, False!

The warning for Viagra about erections lasting greater than 4 hours is not just a warning 'cuz it feels so good you might never stop farking!'. It's a warning because longer than 4 hours and your tissue begins necrotizing. Why? Because an erection isn't just blood flowing to your crank, it's blood flowing to your crank and getting caught in two large chambers there that cause the erection. When the blood doesn't flow, there is no oxygen and other needed things brought to those cells by blood. So the tissue begins to necrotize. I worked for a urologist that took ER calls. He went in for more long lasting erections than just about anything else. The ultimate treatment was actually draining blood from the chambers via hypodermic needle. Remember that next time you want to do coke and Viagra, or inject stuff into your peen, or ride a BMW motorcycle.

As for this guys 4 month erection? Bullshiat.


It's also why should only do one drop of vampire blood at a time - two max.

/jason stackhouse unavailable for comment
 
2012-04-30 01:04:10 PM  
My 1200rt causes no such erection. I am sueing because it does not.
 
2012-04-30 01:04:15 PM  

rudemix: Because an erection isn't just blood flowing to your crank, it's blood flowing to your crank and getting caught in two large chambers there that cause the erection. When the blood doesn't flow, there is no oxygen and other needed things brought to those cells by blood.

...

rudemix: As for this guys 4 month erection? Bullshiat.


maybe he had someone blow on it periodically to keep it oxygenated.
 
2012-04-30 01:04:36 PM  
So billions spent on pharmaceuticals for ED and all people need was a little pressure at the right spot.

/I think he took the BMW drive/Prick joke too literally
 
2012-04-30 01:04:44 PM  

This poster says: SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.

BMW makes a few of the most popular bikes in the world. Some of their models are used by law enforcement throughout the US as well.

But sure thing--you're right. Because everyone has a small dick, right?


Lighten up, Francis. It was a JOKE.
 
2012-04-30 01:05:31 PM  

stuhayes2010: My 1200rt causes no such erection. I am sueing because it does not.


I dunno about you, but owning one would give me a persistent erection.
 
2012-04-30 01:05:58 PM  
"a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can't shake."

Sounds like he just needs to get a grip.
 
2012-04-30 01:06:19 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: This poster says: SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.

BMW makes a few of the most popular bikes in the world. Some of their models are used by law enforcement throughout the US as well.

But sure thing--you're right. Because everyone has a small dick, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It was a JOKE.


leave him alone, he very clearly has a small dick.
 
2012-04-30 01:07:30 PM  

ha-ha-guy: 1993 motorcycle (that likely hasn't had all the manufacturer required maintenance done on it) and an aftermarket seat? You get nothing and you like it.


This.

Also, you suck for whinning instead of engaging in 20-month-long intercourse.
 
2012-04-30 01:08:29 PM  

This poster says: SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.

BMW makes a few of the most popular bikes in the world. Some of their models are used by law enforcement throughout the US as well.

But sure thing--you're right. Because everyone has a small dick, right?


The law enforcement guys certainly do.
 
2012-04-30 01:08:38 PM  

SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.


Motorcycles not your forte, are they ?
 
2012-04-30 01:13:37 PM  
it sounds like he's riding this for all the Ducatis he can rake in, but i think he Harley has a case.
 
2012-04-30 01:13:43 PM  

Theaetetus: This poster says: SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.

BMW makes a few of the most popular bikes in the world. Some of their models are used by law enforcement throughout the US as well.

But sure thing--you're right. Because everyone has a small dick, right?

The law enforcement guys certainly do.


I used to sell BMW motorcycles. I can assure that BMW riders are big dicks.
 
2012-04-30 01:13:57 PM  
S is innocent!
 
2012-04-30 01:15:42 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: In all fairness, Corbin aftermarket seats do suck.


Not all of them. My old '00 Concours came standard with one and not once did it give me any kind of oral gratification, not even during the occasional 1000km days.
 
2012-04-30 01:16:11 PM  

loonatic112358: it sounds like he's riding this for all the Ducatis he can rake in, but i think he Harley has a case.


booo hissss
 
2012-04-30 01:16:30 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: You idiot! I wanted an Erector Set...SET. Not Seat!


Not bad, but this would have been better:

You idiot! I wanted an ejection seat!
 
2012-04-30 01:16:47 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: "You should see the swollen dicks that ride Harleys..."


Well, riding one always did make me horny.

//not a guy tho.
/drfa
 
2012-04-30 01:17:31 PM  

SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.


You buy a BMW motorcycle for the comfort and reliability (to accommodate your small penis comfortably)
You buy a Ducati/Jap crotch rocket motorcycle for the sheer fact that you have a small penis and want to remind everyone of that fact
You buy a Harley motorcycle because your penis is more of an "inny" than an "outy"

/Ride a BMW K1200R, previous bike a Kawi Ninja
 
2012-04-30 01:18:04 PM  

yert: buel hissss


ftfy
 
2012-04-30 01:19:16 PM  
www.dialbforblog.com
muhuhahaha!
 
2012-04-30 01:21:14 PM  

rudemix: False, False, False!

The warning for Viagra about erections lasting greater than 4 hours is not just a warning 'cuz it feels so good you might never stop farking!'. It's a warning because longer than 4 hours and your tissue begins necrotizing. Why? Because an erection isn't just blood flowing to your crank, it's blood flowing to your crank and getting caught in two large chambers there that cause the erection. When the blood doesn't flow, there is no oxygen and other needed things brought to those cells by blood. So the tissue begins to necrotize. I worked for a urologist that took ER calls. He went in for more long lasting erections than just about anything else. The ultimate treatment was actually draining blood from the chambers via hypodermic needle. Remember that next time you want to do coke and Viagra, or inject stuff into your peen, or ride a BMW motorcycle.

As for this guys 4 month erection? Bullshiat.


Sounds like the Dr. in the article is saying he has nerve damage instead of an erection. I'm wondering if said damage could be causing him to not react to temperature/touch therefore it seems more like a semi than what a normal one would seem like. i.e. no shrinkage, yet also no full hard-on. I'm guessing the last because it says he can't have sex so he is not sporting wood.
 
2012-04-30 01:21:44 PM  
He said he's had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity

How dose having an erection keep you from having sex?
Somebodies doing it wrong.
 
2012-04-30 01:22:07 PM  
thomps Sin_City_Superhero: This poster says: SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.

BMW makes a few of the most popular bikes in the world. Some of their models are used by law enforcement throughout the US as well.

But sure thing--you're right. Because everyone has a small dick, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It was a JOKE.

leave him alone, he very clearly has a small dick.


Somehow I always suspect that the people who gravitate towards BMW/sports car dick jokes are the same people who can't afford to own BMW's and other performance vehicles.

/is a girl
 
2012-04-30 01:22:35 PM  
Well, they were marketed specifically to appeal to colossal pricks...
 
2012-04-30 01:22:49 PM  
Yeah, good luck with that. An aftermarket seat on a 1993 bike.

I've ridden BMWs bikes from the mid 50's through the 2010 models. Never had one of them give me wood.

/Former BMW test rider
 
2012-04-30 01:25:10 PM  

SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.


That's the CARS. We're talking about motorcycles here.

People buy BMW motorcycles because they spend more time on two wheels than four, and want a bike that can handle a couple hundred thousand miles and keep going.

/wish I could afford one.
 
2012-04-30 01:26:57 PM  

elysive: thomps Sin_City_Superhero: This poster says: SurfaceTension: That can't be true. Everyone knows people only by BMWs to make up for a lack of a penis.

BMW makes a few of the most popular bikes in the world. Some of their models are used by law enforcement throughout the US as well.

But sure thing--you're right. Because everyone has a small dick, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It was a JOKE.

leave him alone, he very clearly has a small dick.

Somehow I always suspect that the people who gravitate towards BMW/sports car dick jokes are the same people who can't afford to own BMW's and other performance vehicles.

/is a girl


you sound like you have a shallow vagina.

i don't have a beef with BMW cars or motorcycles, generally. i have noticed, though, that most people who lease BMW 3 series are massive douchebags.
 
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