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(News.com.au)   Women were pulling each other's hair and punching each other, "it all went pear-shaped"   (news.com.au) divider line 33
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2012-04-30 08:47:19 AM
It sounds like a real roller coaster ride.
 
2012-04-30 08:50:36 AM
So, if pear shaped is bad, what shape is good?
 
2012-04-30 08:52:00 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, if pear shaped is bad, what shape is good?


Hour-glass, of course.
 
2012-04-30 08:52:17 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, if pear shaped is bad, what shape is good?


Hourglass
 
2012-04-30 08:52:54 AM
/shakes fist at BurnShrike
 
2012-04-30 08:53:31 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, if pear shaped is bad, what shape is good?


I have never heard that expression before.
 
2012-04-30 08:53:40 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: /shakes fist at BurnShrike


Would have been an epic simulpost
 
2012-04-30 09:00:42 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: /shakes fist at BurnShrike


Maybe if you'd remembered your login name you wouldn't been faster to post!
 
2012-04-30 09:52:47 AM

AbbeySomeone: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, if pear shaped is bad, what shape is good?

I have never heard that expression before.


It's Brit-ty. My boss came from London and he uses it all the time, along with "chutes and roundabouts".
 
2012-04-30 09:53:03 AM
All women go pear-shaped in the end.
 
2012-04-30 09:57:46 AM
i had to look up pear shaped. doesn't seem like a bad thing, according to GIS.

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2012-04-30 10:01:06 AM

AbbeySomeone: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, if pear shaped is bad, what shape is good?

I have never heard that expression before.


It's a Britishism like these:

i37.tinypic.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-30 10:01:44 AM

Andrew Wiggin: i had to look up pear shaped. doesn't seem like a bad thing, according to GIS.

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Are you kidding? Sure she looks good now, but that is an unripened pear. That little slut will squeeze out 3 or 4 crotch droppings and that pear shape will be a massive ass and huge gut.
 
2012-04-30 10:02:35 AM

AbbeySomeone: I have never heard that expression before


I had but I've never seen a table listing various shapes and their respective merits.
 
2012-04-30 10:09:25 AM
Pic from just before the incident:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-30 10:37:10 AM
Came for " LOL WUT" pear. Leaving pear-shaped.
 
2012-04-30 10:38:52 AM
Fun little short story about such a body shape.

(Link goes to an e-book, but you don't have to buy it, it was just a convenient link.)
 
2012-04-30 10:42:12 AM
www.seinfeld-fan.net

Yeye cat fight!
 
2012-04-30 11:24:36 AM
The picture of The Claw in TFA was really helpful.
 
2012-04-30 11:31:52 AM
"landed on a mother's teenage daughter"

It could have landed on a brother's teenage sister or an aunt's teenage niece but at least we know the girl it landed on had a mother.
 
2012-04-30 11:36:16 AM
Where are all the usual Fark suspects to post

"How come they don't mention their race? I bet they were attractive and successful Aboriginals..."
 
2012-04-30 11:40:50 AM
Queensland Police has have been contacted for comment.

/Heil!
 
2012-04-30 11:43:52 AM
Isn't the history for the phrase "pear-shaped" somehow relating to aviation? I forgot....
 
2012-04-30 12:28:13 PM

Nightsweat: AbbeySomeone: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, if pear shaped is bad, what shape is good?

I have never heard that expression before.

It's Brit-ty. My boss came from London and he uses it all the time, along with "chutes and roundabouts".


I had never heard of the expression until just this morning while reading an Andy McNab book. It was one of the easier expressions to figure out.

/if the time is half-ten, is it 9:30 or 10:30?
 
2012-04-30 01:07:58 PM
The real question is: Has Jerry pranged his kite?
 
2012-04-30 01:13:19 PM
"...all went pear shaped"?
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2012-04-30 01:27:46 PM

organs in mains: "landed on a mother's teenage daughter"

It could have landed on a brother's teenage sister or an aunt's teenage niece but at least we know the girl it landed on had a mother.


At 31 flavors?
 
2012-04-30 01:30:35 PM

acad1228: organs in mains: "landed on a mother's teenage daughter"

It could have landed on a brother's teenage sister or an aunt's teenage niece but at least we know the girl it landed on had a mother.

At 31 flavors?


i guess it's pretty serious.
 
2012-04-30 02:07:34 PM

dbrunker: "...all went pear shaped"?


Finally!
 
2012-04-30 02:13:38 PM
I hope the person who spit from the ride received an appropriate beatdown.
 
2012-04-30 05:04:24 PM
www.explosm.net
 
2012-04-30 10:46:56 PM

Christian Bale: Where are all the usual Fark suspects to post

"How come they don't mention their race? I bet they were attractive and successful Aboriginals..."


Looks like it is just you who is thinking that.

Which says a lot more about you than you probably want to admit.
 
2012-05-01 08:55:59 AM
Pear shaped has to be a girl thing.
 
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