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(Yahoo)   The silliest complaints to the UK film regulator. 'Every time Judi Dench swears in a film, we expect complaints'   (uk.movies.yahoo.com) divider line 39
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2012-04-30 09:13:32 AM
Overall, the link and the subject matter have earned the Silly tag.
 
2012-04-30 09:15:46 AM
Dame Judi to Regulator: Oh, bugger off.
 
2012-04-30 09:18:02 AM
Twits,twits. Everywhere.
 
2012-04-30 09:19:20 AM
Excuse me, but I believe you mean Dame Judy Dench.
 
2012-04-30 09:21:36 AM
I ululate in your general direction.
 
2012-04-30 09:24:12 AM
dame Judy Dench should swear constantly, In fact I want her to talk dirty to me.
 
2012-04-30 09:25:18 AM

Fabric_Man: Excuse me, but I believe you mean Dame Judy Dench.


And I believe you mean Dame Judi Dench.
 
2012-04-30 09:28:53 AM
The British have Floridians too?
 
2012-04-30 09:31:04 AM
Cor blimey, guv!
 
2012-04-30 09:31:27 AM

sharkbeagle: I ululate in your general direction.


OMG CTHULU! GET IN THE CAR!
 
2012-04-30 09:32:05 AM
Damn Xtina was so hot right up until that stupid Burlesque movie, I blame Cher
 
2012-04-30 09:40:15 AM
God Dame you Judi Dench!
 
2012-04-30 09:47:24 AM

Rufus Lee King: (Canadian accent from Monty Python) "She's two hundred and six."

Back in "The Day", however...

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So hit it at night with the lights off.
 
2012-04-30 09:54:25 AM
You should hear her when she gets cross...

simpsonswiki.net

/it's the Mad Fish Disease
//she's all fur coat and no knickers
 
2012-04-30 10:18:35 AM
www.glendalehouse.co.uk
ROCK ON, JEAN PARGETTER
 
2012-04-30 10:23:28 AM
 
2012-04-30 10:24:09 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: [www.glendalehouse.co.uk image 150x113]
ROCK ON, JEAN PARGETTER


I do love that show.
 
2012-04-30 10:24:33 AM
Judi Dench swore?!?! That farking biatch!
 
2012-04-30 10:39:06 AM
Protip: you can usually tell if it's a shadow by the teeth. Shadows don't have teeth.
 
2012-04-30 10:59:53 AM
Why has a new drinking game just come to mind?
 
2012-04-30 11:02:21 AM
Reading the first example in TFA, of a complaint that Daniel Craig should be replaced with Sean Connery, I imagined the BBFC going along with that and refusing classification to future Bond films. A standoff ensues, resulting in Scottish independence, an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee, and Kate Middleton as the Bond girl.
 
2012-04-30 11:04:00 AM
What about Helen?

www.filmofilia.com/quite hot
 
2012-04-30 11:07:22 AM
"Steve Stuffher's dick wasn't hard enough."
 
2012-04-30 11:08:20 AM
You can show tits on the 3rd page of a major daily news paper, but you can't put the word "bollocks" on a album cover.
 
2012-04-30 11:09:22 AM
The rent is too damm high!
 
2012-04-30 11:10:30 AM
Huh now that I think about it it is weird that the boys striped pajamas were freshly cleaned and ironed.
 
2012-04-30 11:10:35 AM
Every time Dame Judi swears, I get aroused.
 
2012-04-30 11:11:23 AM

Nem Wan: an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee.


Already been done. It was called Never Say Never Again and it stunk to high heaven.
 
2012-04-30 11:13:29 AM

Jake Havechek: You can show tits on the 3rd page of a major daily news paper, but you can't put the word "bollocks" on a album cover.


It's almost like one of them is concealed from public view and the other isn't.
 
2012-04-30 11:40:34 AM
No complaints about Hollywood being out of new ideas? Shocking!
 
2012-04-30 11:47:41 AM

StrikitRich: No complaints about Hollywood being out of new ideas? Shocking!


I'm more surprised prudish American Puritans aren't being blamed.
 
2012-04-30 01:06:26 PM

Apos: Nem Wan: an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee.

Already been done. It was called Never Say Never Again and it stunk to high heaven.


I thought it was a Johnny English crossover.
 
2012-04-30 01:26:26 PM
To be fair, I was tempted to complain to the MMPA about Disaster Movie.
 
2012-04-30 01:29:16 PM

rjakobi: Apos: Nem Wan: an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee.

Already been done. It was called Never Say Never Again and it stunk to high heaven.

I thought it was a Johnny English crossover.



If only. That might have been excusable.
 
2012-04-30 01:48:19 PM
"Man invented language based out of his deep seated need to complain." - Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin
 
2012-04-30 04:10:35 PM
"My friend fainted"
While watching horror flick 'Eden Lake', one begrudged viewer was outraged that the movie was so scary it made his female companion faint during the screening.

FAINTED? That's NOTHING!!!

During an episode of an English comedy series "The Goodies," one man found a scene in it so funny that he laughed uncontrollably until he died!

///True story bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers
 
2012-04-30 04:12:14 PM

Do you know the way to Mordor: "My friend fainted"
While watching horror flick 'Eden Lake', one begrudged viewer was outraged that the movie was so scary it made his female companion faint during the screening.

FAINTED? That's NOTHING!!!

During an episode of an English comedy series "The Goodies," one man found a scene in it so funny that he laughed uncontrollably until he died!

///True story bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers


I assume the show was banned after that, for the sake of the children.
 
2012-04-30 07:09:13 PM
It is interesting that apparently the UK hasn't been showing repeats of this show, while Australia has done so for years. Maybe your explanation might be the reason why.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goodies#International_releases_and_r e peats_of_the_TV_series
 
2012-04-30 08:30:16 PM

genner: Do you know the way to Mordor: "My friend fainted"
While watching horror flick 'Eden Lake', one begrudged viewer was outraged that the movie was so scary it made his female companion faint during the screening.

FAINTED? That's NOTHING!!!

During an episode of an English comedy series "The Goodies," one man found a scene in it so funny that he laughed uncontrollably until he died!

///True story bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers

I assume the show was banned after that, for the sake of the children.


It continued to run for several years afterwards. His widow commented that she was pleased that at least he had died happy.

/seen that episode and lived
 
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