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2012-04-30 12:57:53 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: Madbassist1: It makes you look stupid when you use words that you can't spell, even if you use them correctly.

No it doesn't. It makes me look like I have better things to do. You want to know the value of spell checking? $0. My phone does it for free, which is why it dropped the "e." I'm sure it'll make you wildly successful, though.


Yes it does.
 
2012-04-30 12:59:05 PM
Not totally unrelated:

Link
 
2012-04-30 01:00:36 PM

Clemkadidlefark: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x349]

what fat girls will never know


right? they never shave their legs.
 
2012-04-30 01:01:32 PM

sandi_fish: Either way, she keeps going there, giving them her money, and is a fat ass and a dumb-ass.


i wonder if her parents have a glamour shot of her on the wall? :)
 
2012-04-30 01:01:54 PM

Andrew Wiggin: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

where was her protector?


I had no problem with your issues. What I have a problem dealing with is that you knew where to find that picture.
 
2012-04-30 01:04:28 PM

umad: reillan: WTF is wrong with you people that the people in the background are labeled as fat, too. I'd hit every one of them.

/but not the girl in front... she's a fattie.

Yeah! I'm sure most of them are breathing and have a vagina. What more could a guy ask for?


You've seen my dating profile, haven't you... that pretty much describes my criteria to a T.
 
2012-04-30 01:06:32 PM

BurnShrike: jst3p: I like you, but my "this never happened" sensor is going into overdrive.

I really, really wish I were making it up. It was one of the most ridiculous and sickening things I've ever seen.


I'm fat & have gained & lost & gained & lost more than most will in a lifetime over years (not yo-yo).
Portion size is the biggest part of losing weight. Diet is about 75% of the equation (activity 25%), and diet is more about portion size than anything else.
Calorie density matters, but if you're eating 2 pounds of food per meal anything is 'unhealthy'.
Sadly the morbidly obese eat huge amounts of junk food, so it's even worse.
 
2012-04-30 01:08:16 PM
I think she is really pretty and should be allowed to dance on the table. You guys are all idiots.
 
2012-04-30 01:14:02 PM
When she says "I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that I am not pregnant" she is really saying she is not only fat, sort of unattractive, but also a virgin lesbian
 
2012-04-30 01:14:06 PM

titwrench: goorange: Clearly your comments indicate that obese must die

They must die so they don't disturb or disgust you.

If your obese, kill your self for failing at life, you don't deserve to live.

You are a sick and disgusting person if you are fat.

Call us when your poor, skinny, democrat and on drugs, then and only then will you get sympathy in America

Kill yourself

Not true. People shouldn't biatch because they are excluded. I am not going to sue Levi Strauss because I can't fit in a size 32 anymore. If I went to a club and saw some pork beast shaking her ass up on the bar I wouldn't care but if I owned the bar I would. She needs to drop it and go be fat somewhere else.


People SHOULD birch when excluded

It ends racism and fights sexism and leads to Change

I understand that obese people are different and deserve to die, so we should shun and punish them.

Usa

Kill yourself
 
2012-04-30 01:14:43 PM

titwrench: goorange: Clearly your comments indicate that obese must die

They must die so they don't disturb or disgust you.

If your obese, kill your self for failing at life, you don't deserve to live.

You are a sick and disgusting person if you are fat.

Call us when your poor, skinny, democrat and on drugs, then and only then will you get sympathy in America

Kill yourself

Not true. People shouldn't biatch because they are excluded. I am not going to sue Levi Strauss because I can't fit in a size 32 anymore. If I went to a club and saw some pork beast shaking her ass up on the bar I wouldn't care but if I owned the bar I would. She needs to drop it and go be fat somewhere else.


People SHOULD biatch when excluded

It ends racism and fights sexism and leads to Change

I understand that obese people are different and deserve to die, so we should shun and punish them.

Usa

Kill yourself
 
2012-04-30 01:18:17 PM

goorange: Kill yourself


Could you repeat that? I'm not sure I understand what you are getting at.
 
2012-04-30 01:19:12 PM
WWJHS?
(What would John Hinckley say?)
 
2012-04-30 01:20:41 PM

goorange: People SHOULD biatch when excluded


It kinda depends on why they are being excluded and from what.
 
2012-04-30 01:21:40 PM

Andrew Wiggin: sandi_fish: Either way, she keeps going there, giving them her money, and is a fat ass and a dumb-ass.

i wonder if her parents have a glamour shot of her on the wall? :)


You got me back, it is war now. Be prepared.
 
2012-04-30 01:28:26 PM

ChuDogg: She's lucky they didn't do what they did to my buddy. He apparently didn't know that only cute attractive ladies are allowed on the stage and tried to follow some girls he was dancing with. Next thing he knows somebody is pulling him down in a headlock and four guys are carrying him outside and throw him on the flat pavement of the parking lot


Could be worse, the last guy I saw get ejected from a bar got thrown head-first into a brick wall. That seems like a liability nightmare to me, but so it goes.
 
2012-04-30 01:31:11 PM

BurnShrike: jst3p: I like you, but my "this never happened" sensor is going into overdrive.

I really, really wish I were making it up. It was one of the most ridiculous and sickening things I've ever seen.


I worked with a girl who weighed over 300 lbs. She was relatively young (mid-20s) and childless (in fact, a virgin....oh, she was super religious, too) so there was no reason for her to be so fat.

Most days, I brought my lunch from home, but every once in a while, I'd forget lunch, so I'd head over to Wendy's across the street. A typical lunch from Wendy's for me would have been some sort of salad (with sparse amounts of vinaigrette dressing) and an unsweetened iced tea (no artificial sweeteners, either).

On several occasions, my fattie co-worker would be there, too. The amounts of food she ate, and the amount of soda she drank, were mind-boggling. She'd have two burgers, a large order of french fries, and one of those gigantic, 44 ounce cups of soda...with no ice. Too much ice meant too little room for soda.

And did I mention she drank soda all day long at work? From 8AM to 5PM every day, she had a soda in her hand.

Here's the kicker: one day, Fattie remarked (with obvious frustration) that it was so hard to lose weight, and that her weight problem clearly had a genetic component. Her evidence that her weight issue was her genes' fault and not the fault of her eating habits: "You eat fast food just like I do, and you're not fat!"

I didn't have the fortitude to explain to her that I didn't eat fast food nearly as often as the does, and when I do, I made very different food choices...
 
2012-04-30 01:31:31 PM
Why doesn't she just join a burlesque troupe like all the other AW fatties who want to dance on a stage?
 
2012-04-30 01:34:47 PM

Andrew Wiggin: Clemkadidlefark: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x349]

what fat girls will never know

right? they never shave their legs.


Whew I thought he was saying they would never know shaving a man's back which means that I would never.... ummm... forget it.
 
2012-04-30 01:42:15 PM

goorange: titwrench: goorange: Clearly your comments indicate that obese must die

They must die so they don't disturb or disgust you.

If your obese, kill your self for failing at life, you don't deserve to live.

You are a sick and disgusting person if you are fat.

Call us when your poor, skinny, democrat and on drugs, then and only then will you get sympathy in America

Kill yourself

Not true. People shouldn't biatch because they are excluded. I am not going to sue Levi Strauss because I can't fit in a size 32 anymore. If I went to a club and saw some pork beast shaking her ass up on the bar I wouldn't care but if I owned the bar I would. She needs to drop it and go be fat somewhere else.

People SHOULD birch when excluded

It ends racism and fights sexism and leads to Change

I understand that obese people are different and deserve to die, so we should shun and punish them.

Usa

Kill yourself


people should biatch when they are excluded because of inherent characteristics, and when others perceptions of personal attractiveness has no part to play in whatever it is that they seek, not when the whole world objects to being forced to watch an obese woman cavort and prance naked at Spearmint Rhino.
your right to be a slothful and gluttonous fat ass doesn't trump my right not to to find your fattass unattractive and therefore unsuitable for a position (paid or gratuitous) where attractiveness is important.
 
2012-04-30 01:42:22 PM
Hey, on the very rare occasion it's a club kind of weekend, I want my table top dancers to be hot. I didn't get dressed up, pay a cover, and spend $8 on a beer to watch some whale on the bar feel good about herself. No one wants to see me in a speedo, so I don't subject tham to that. Couldn't she be equally as courteous?
 
2012-04-30 01:44:16 PM

BurnShrike: The easiest way to lose weight is to STOP EATING LIKE A FARKING HIPPO.

Seriously, you eat too much.

I was over at a (morbidly obese) friend's house, when her mom came home with some groceries. She pulled a full cake out from her bags and apologized that she hadn't bought enough for me to have some. She proceeded to slice the cake in half and took one for herself, and gave the other to my friend. They both then proceeded to shovel half a cake into their maws. I was stunned, and sickened.

Learn what a proper food portion is, and don't eat half a cake in one sitting, you fat cow.

/CSB


If they are your friend why didn't you say something about it?
 
2012-04-30 01:48:07 PM

FizixJunkee: BurnShrike: jst3p: I like you, but my "this never happened" sensor is going into overdrive.

I didn't have the fortitude to explain to her that I didn't eat fast food nearly as often as the does, and when I do, I made very different food choices...


I had an assistant a few years ago who was obese. I couldn't believe the shear amount of food that she ate. I mean, I'm not a crazy healthy eater, but she'd eat easilly eat 2 days worth of my calories just for her lunch.

It became evident that she'd never learned nutritious eating when she asked me which was healthier, french fries or mozzarella sticks.
 
2012-04-30 01:48:33 PM

bionicjoe: I'm fat & have gained & lost & gained & lost more than most will in a lifetime over years (not yo-yo).


I'm actually pretty sure that's what "yo-yo" means in this context.
 
2012-04-30 01:50:34 PM

Lollipop165: It became evident that she'd never learned nutritious eating when she asked me which was healthier, french fries or mozzarella sticks.


clearly, fried butter is the healthiest of them all.
 
2012-04-30 01:52:27 PM

ElStreak: bionicjoe: I'm fat & have gained & lost & gained & lost more than most will in a lifetime over years (not yo-yo).

I'm actually pretty sure that's what "yo-yo" means in this context.


Perhaps she is saying she has never played the cello.


cdn1.ticketsinventory.com
 
2012-04-30 02:06:02 PM

WhiskeySticks: ChuDogg: She's lucky they didn't do what they did to my buddy. He apparently didn't know that only cute attractive ladies are allowed on the stage and tried to follow some girls he was dancing with. Next thing he knows somebody is pulling him down in a headlock and four guys are carrying him outside and throw him on the flat pavement of the parking lot

Me and a group of friends would do this back when we turned 21. Knowing that gutter punk/metal kids have no place among the big breasted, bronzed bimbo's of college bars, we would do it just to piss everyone off. It's amazing what makes a "bro" angry. Usually just before getting kicked out, we would flood the urinals. It was a glorious night when one of us figured out that if you push the flusher up at a 45 degree angle, the handle would stick and the water would continuously flow. Yes, we were shiatheads.

/CSB
//Don't call me bro, bro.


Wow you're punk as fark! Actually you sound like a douche still stuck in that Us Vs. Them high school mentality. Condolences.
 
2012-04-30 02:07:59 PM

Lollipop165: I'm in my early 30's now, and feel totally out of place in clubs. But that didn't stop 2 friends of mine from taking me to a high end club as an after party for my bachelorette party. We were all dressed to the 9's, and all very pretty. Except for one of my high school friends, who is a bit.. um.. plain.. and since she was from out of town, not dressed in a way that is expected of NYC nightlife. Very long story short, but the bouncer (who one of my friends KNEW) wouldn't let us in unless we ditched her. He even offered us a table and a free bottle if we ditched her. We left the club, but I didn't really understand why at the time. I didn't care; I was more than happy to leaveand go someplace more low key.

I'm VERY happy my friends didn't tell me the reason for leaving until the next morning. I would have made such a stink to the bouncer. 3 lawyers, 2 doctors, and 3 business professionals, all as gorgeous as anyone could expect, and we were being denied due to what the bouncer referred to as "the mom" (my out of town friend, who is one of the dearest people in my life).

Pretentious clubs suck.


It has nothing to do with being pretentious. It's a farking night club.
 
2012-04-30 02:14:33 PM

Zizzowop: What I don't understand is, if you're 'plus size' -whatever you want to call it, don't you try to NOT draw attention to that fact? Just seems odd from a white girl.


once in a while you will find a large person who is secure and confident. they feel good about themselves regardless of the herd mentality around them. even though they have heard the shiatty little comments people make and seen others glaring at them as if they aren't fit to draw breath they manage to hold their heads high. maybe they were blessed with good parents that taught them not to judge others lightly and to forgive those who do so to them. i can see where this would be a foreign concept to the average farker.

my wife is 6' tall and is very self-conscious of her size to the point where it inhibits her. she is a beautiful woman but she is unable to carry herself with the poise and grace of the statuesque queen that she is.

i'm even taller than her but i don't give a rat's ass what people think. i wear some clothing that is too far out for some people but it's to my liking. at my size there is no missing me so i'm not going to slink through life like a NYC Bohemian clad in black from head to toe.
 
2012-04-30 02:15:34 PM

keepitcherry:

It has nothing to do with being pretentious. It's a farking night club.


Huh? This may surprise you, but not every nightclub in NYC does this.
 
2012-04-30 02:17:08 PM

Lollipop165: keepitcherry:

It has nothing to do with being pretentious. It's a farking night club.

Huh? This may surprise you, but not every nightclub in NYC does this.


I expect gorgeous when someone says gorgeous, not meh.
 
2012-04-30 02:18:59 PM

keepitcherry: WhiskeySticks: ChuDogg: She's lucky they didn't do what they did to my buddy. He apparently didn't know that only cute attractive ladies are allowed on the stage and tried to follow some girls he was dancing with. Next thing he knows somebody is pulling him down in a headlock and four guys are carrying him outside and throw him on the flat pavement of the parking lot

Me and a group of friends would do this back when we turned 21. Knowing that gutter punk/metal kids have no place among the big breasted, bronzed bimbo's of college bars, we would do it just to piss everyone off. It's amazing what makes a "bro" angry. Usually just before getting kicked out, we would flood the urinals. It was a glorious night when one of us figured out that if you push the flusher up at a 45 degree angle, the handle would stick and the water would continuously flow. Yes, we were shiatheads.

/CSB
//Don't call me bro, bro.

Wow you're punk as fark! Actually you sound like a douche still stuck in that Us Vs. Them high school mentality. Condolences.


Past tense, how does it work?
 
2012-04-30 02:22:21 PM

SweetSilverBlues: keepitcherry: WhiskeySticks: ChuDogg: She's lucky they didn't do what they did to my buddy. He apparently didn't know that only cute attractive ladies are allowed on the stage and tried to follow some girls he was dancing with. Next thing he knows somebody is pulling him down in a headlock and four guys are carrying him outside and throw him on the flat pavement of the parking lot

Me and a group of friends would do this back when we turned 21. Knowing that gutter punk/metal kids have no place among the big breasted, bronzed bimbo's of college bars, we would do it just to piss everyone off. It's amazing what makes a "bro" angry. Usually just before getting kicked out, we would flood the urinals. It was a glorious night when one of us figured out that if you push the flusher up at a 45 degree angle, the handle would stick and the water would continuously flow. Yes, we were shiatheads.

/CSB
//Don't call me bro, bro.

Wow you're punk as fark! Actually you sound like a douche still stuck in that Us Vs. Them high school mentality. Condolences.

Past tense, how does it work?


i'm going to have to change your favorite from 'bie in june' to 'grammar nazi that may give me bie in june'

and i mean that in a good way.
 
2012-04-30 02:24:02 PM
She sounds fat. And she looks fat too.

I have no problem with this, in all seriousness. It's a freaking bar with drunken idiots showing their booties for free. Does she really feel that she absolutely must allow the bar to exploit her so badly that she needs to sue them? Really? REALLY?
 
2012-04-30 02:24:27 PM

KrispyKritter: Zizzowop: What I don't understand is, if you're 'plus size' -whatever you want to call it, don't you try to NOT draw attention to that fact? Just seems odd from a white girl.

once in a while you will find a large person who is secure and confident. they feel good about themselves regardless of the herd mentality around them. even though they have heard the shiatty little comments people make and seen others glaring at them as if they aren't fit to draw breath they manage to hold their heads high. maybe they were blessed with good parents that taught them not to judge others lightly and to forgive those who do so to them. i can see where this would be a foreign concept to the average farker.

my wife is 6' tall and is very self-conscious of her size to the point where it inhibits her. she is a beautiful woman but she is unable to carry herself with the poise and grace of the statuesque queen that she is.

i'm even taller than her but i don't give a rat's ass what people think. i wear some clothing that is too far out for some people but it's to my liking. at my size there is no missing me so i'm not going to slink through life like a NYC Bohemian clad in black from head to toe.


Right on dude! I have no issues with plus size women, like Ice Cube says, in the book of life, there's only two women, big ole good ones and good ole big ones.
 
2012-04-30 02:26:36 PM

Zizzowop: I have no issues with plus size women


i56.tinypic.com

i prefer the homeschool chicks.
 
2012-04-30 02:37:34 PM
i never did like that place

/falls alseep in the deadwood
 
2012-04-30 02:44:25 PM

verbaltoxin:

Plus she's fat and has small boobs. That's the worst kind of fatness.


THIS. Ewwwwwwwww.
 
2012-04-30 02:47:30 PM
To those that find it "cruel" to be realistic about a fat girl pushing boundaries that she shouldn't...I ranted my little rant with the full disclosure that I am a 43-year old man, and implied my veritable "non-hotness" as such. I would not insist on mounting that table-stage to make a spectacle of myself. The little stage is for hot chicks, period. If you are (a) not hot, or (b) fat, then accept it, have another beer, and party on.

I am quite comfy in my 43-year old, non-hot, man skin...the rebellious fatty is obviously NOT comfortable in her gigantic amoebic skin-sheath...since she's trying to make a statement of this sort which only causes mockery of her "condition".

The little stage is for the pretty people. The determination of that prettiness being made by the club personnel. If you don't make the cut, relax - most don't. If you insist on making a federal case out of the non-issue, I will then begin to mock you for obvious reasons.
 
2012-04-30 02:53:42 PM
I have always thought fat people would be useful as decoys in a zombie apocalypse. After all no sensible zombie is going to pass up a slow moving mountain of flesh in favor of chasing someone like myself. That is why we should be glad we have fat people around. Also if a famine hits and we need to resort to drastic measures we will know exactly who to butcher and eat.
 
2012-04-30 03:18:52 PM

keepitcherry: Wow you're punk as fark! Actually you sound like a douche still stuck in that Us Vs. Them high school mentality. Condolences.


Sorry if I offended you and your three layers of popped collars. You sound like a person who pays great attention to detail when reading.

SweetSilverBlues: Past tense, how does it work?


Exactly...over ten years ago.
 
kab
2012-04-30 03:22:39 PM

keepitcherry: Actually you sound like a douche still stuck in that Us Vs. Them high school mentality.


If you think that's bad, you should read the rest of this thread.
 
2012-04-30 03:24:21 PM
Hey, I'm a "person of size" but even I know that it's derptastic to expect a club to not filter patrons by appearance.

In my young, skinny 20s I saw in NYC:
- Denied entry: not punk enough
- Denied entry: not pretty enough
- Denied entry: not blonde
- Denied entry: the door guy just didn't like you or know you

So STFU lassie and stop giving us fatties a worse name than we already have.
 
2012-04-30 03:27:12 PM

Lollipop165: I'm in my early 30's now, and feel totally out of place in clubs. But that didn't stop 2 friends of mine from taking me to a high end club as an after party for my bachelorette party. We were all dressed to the 9's, and all very pretty. Except for one of my high school friends, who is a bit.. um.. plain.. and since she was from out of town, not dressed in a way that is expected of NYC nightlife. Very long story short, but the bouncer (who one of my friends KNEW) wouldn't let us in unless we ditched her. He even offered us a table and a free bottle if we ditched her. We left the club, but I didn't really understand why at the time. I didn't care; I was more than happy to leaveand go someplace more low key.

I'm VERY happy my friends didn't tell me the reason for leaving until the next morning. I would have made such a stink to the bouncer. 3 lawyers, 2 doctors, and 3 business professionals, all as gorgeous as anyone could expect, and we were being denied due to what the bouncer referred to as "the mom" (my out of town friend, who is one of the dearest people in my life).

Pretentious clubs suck.


If she's not "dressed as expected", you don't get in the club because you didn't meet dress code. Deal with it.
 
2012-04-30 03:30:51 PM
Let me spell it out for the fatties and chubby chasers out there.

Thin and beautiful
i49.tinypic.com

Fat and gross
i45.tinypic.com

Any questions?
 
2012-04-30 03:34:11 PM

Andrew Wiggin: SweetSilverBlues: keepitcherry: WhiskeySticks: ChuDogg: She's lucky they didn't do what they did to my buddy. He apparently didn't know that only cute attractive ladies are allowed on the stage and tried to follow some girls he was dancing with. Next thing he knows somebody is pulling him down in a headlock and four guys are carrying him outside and throw him on the flat pavement of the parking lot

Me and a group of friends would do this back when we turned 21. Knowing that gutter punk/metal kids have no place among the big breasted, bronzed bimbo's of college bars, we would do it just to piss everyone off. It's amazing what makes a "bro" angry. Usually just before getting kicked out, we would flood the urinals. It was a glorious night when one of us figured out that if you push the flusher up at a 45 degree angle, the handle would stick and the water would continuously flow. Yes, we were shiatheads.

/CSB
//Don't call me bro, bro.

Wow you're punk as fark! Actually you sound like a douche still stuck in that Us Vs. Them high school mentality. Condolences.

Past tense, how does it work?

i'm going to have to change your favorite from 'bie in june' to 'grammar nazi that may give me bie in june'

and i mean that in a good way.


LOL, although this wasn't so much a grammar nazi issue as a he said it happened when he was 21 and acknowledges he was a shiathead issue.

;)

I feel if you're going to be snarky, at least be presentably snarky. I'm a snark snob, what can I say?
 
kab
2012-04-30 03:34:36 PM

Clemkadidlefark:
what fat girls will never know


They can't shave the back of some random in a bathroom?

Gergesa: That is why we should be glad we have fat people around.


Absolutely. Plus, since racism isn't too cool anymore, who's really left to mock.. Creationists? Polygamists? Those aren't fun.
 
2012-04-30 03:37:12 PM

Gergesa: I have always thought fat people would be useful as decoys in a zombie apocalypse. After all no sensible zombie is going to pass up a slow moving mountain of flesh in favor of chasing someone like myself. That is why we should be glad we have fat people around. Also if a famine hits and we need to resort to drastic measures we will know exactly who to butcher and eat.



benonigoose.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-30 03:38:51 PM
How ugly is Iowa ugly?

How fat is Iowa fat?

Are they like normal fat, or extra fat?

As opposed to California fat, which is not antlers.
 
2012-04-30 03:48:47 PM
This stuff happend all the time t the clubs and bars I worked at. Some of them had cages to dance in I even worked at teh DC Coyote Ugly for a while and they were always pulling down the girls of bigger girth. They would usually put them behind in those shadow walls. Where they had the opaque or white plastic wall with a light behind it.
 
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