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(WSOCTV)   South Carolina mother of the year shoots pool at 3:30AM, leaves baby in the car with dog for protection   (wsoctv.com) divider line 46
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2012-04-30 08:16:51 AM
I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?
 
2012-04-30 08:29:29 AM
Well, no one was gonna take that dog with that kid sittin there, now were they?
 
2012-04-30 08:39:10 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, no one was gonna take that dog with that kid sittin there, now were they?


TFA did not give us enough info about the dog.
 
2012-04-30 08:46:57 AM

Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?



It's trouble with a capital "T".
 
2012-04-30 08:56:55 AM

Sybarite: Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?


It's trouble with a capital "T".



Good one!
 
2012-04-30 09:55:47 AM
you have to give the woman credit for getting up that early to shoot pool.
 
2012-04-30 09:57:16 AM
What's the big deal? :)

www.galerielaqua.de
 
2012-04-30 09:58:00 AM
The dog is probably better care for that dog than the mother ever can be.
 
2012-04-30 10:00:18 AM
I love how some people assume that your life is supposed to end when you have a kid.
 
2012-04-30 10:02:11 AM
ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-30 10:02:38 AM

SecretAgentWoman: What's the big deal? :)

[www.galerielaqua.de image 295x343]


Yeah. And Timmie was left alone with Lassie all the time. My, guess, they didn't like her choice of game.
 
2012-04-30 10:02:39 AM

Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?


Well, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community

Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
Pockets that mark the diff'rence

Between a gentlemen and a bum,
With a capital "B,"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!
 
2012-04-30 10:03:36 AM
"Girl, you left your dog unattended in car? WTF were you thinking?"

"But I left the baby in there in case he got hungry!"
 
2012-04-30 10:04:46 AM

Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?


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Nothing. Unless you're stuck out in the car with the goddamn baby.
 
2012-04-30 10:06:11 AM
can't believe noone's commented on the hittability yet
 
2012-04-30 10:06:56 AM
Who thought so much could happen just shooting pool.
 
2012-04-30 10:13:44 AM

mojodragon: can't believe noone's commented on the hittability yet


Sure, I'll start... I'd chalk my cue and slam some balls in her pockets.
 
2012-04-30 10:14:08 AM
It's better than leaving them in the car, in the sun, at 3:00pm. Besides, maybe she was trying to win money to buy formula and diapers, so that she wouldn't have to steal them like those idiots the other day.
 
2012-04-30 10:17:24 AM
And did anyone steal the baby? No? Then what's the problem here?


AbbeySomeone: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, no one was gonna take that dog with that kid sittin there, now were they?

TFA did not give us enough info about the dog.



What, do you need pics before you can decide?
 
2012-04-30 10:18:24 AM

mojodragon: can't believe noone's commented on the hittability yet


Nice looking dog. I'd stick my dick in it.
 
2012-04-30 10:20:05 AM
Maybe she left the baby in car as food for the dog. She's not a terrible parent--she's an exceptional pet owner.
 
2012-04-30 10:22:46 AM
Was the mother standing her ground against that pool? Was it threatening to drown her? Why she just keep driving in order to avoid a confrontation?
 
2012-04-30 10:24:14 AM
Proper bonding techniques says the baby should have been nestled in a papoose while mom is shooting pool. Poor form, mom.
 
2012-04-30 10:24:48 AM
To be fair, I think we know the dog has better parenting skills, so clearly she made the smart choice.
 
2012-04-30 10:26:52 AM
FTFH "South Carolina mother of the year shoots pool at 3:30AM"

I admit that I was thinking of a drunk redneck chick blasting apart an aboveground pool with a shotgun...
 
2012-04-30 10:30:31 AM

What is it with all of these women shooting pools lately?

i478.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-30 10:42:16 AM
Was the dog named Buttons?

/Bwowr!!!
 
2012-04-30 11:02:22 AM

bikerbob59: you have to give the woman credit for getting up that early to shoot pool.



Lulz.

CSB:

Years ago, I was telling my Mom about a recent Vegas trip. When I told her that we were playing craps at 5AM, she said, "Why did you wake up that early to play craps?"

I raised an eyebrow, then she said "Ohhhhh."
 
2012-04-30 11:10:10 AM
Good Dog, Carl.

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2012-04-30 11:28:37 AM
"shoots pool"

This being South Carolina, I assumed she was firing a shotgun at a swimming pool at 3:30am.
 
2012-04-30 11:30:46 AM
Was it one of those dingo eating babies?
Seems improbable, but otherwise, what's the outrage?
 
2012-04-30 11:31:33 AM

Foundling: "shoots pool"

This being South Carolina, I assumed she was firing a shotgun at a swimming pool at 3:30am.


mmmmmmmm pool shark fin soup!!!!
yummy!
 
2012-04-30 11:34:42 AM
Actually, I can't see much wrong with this, if the kid was a little older. Dogs make for some pretty protective guardians of kids. Whenever I would make a fuss as a baby, our dog would go over to my mom and whine. Most likely it was a "please make this annoying lump of poop and lungs shut up", but the dogs understanding of family interaction was pretty darn good.
 
2012-04-30 11:39:34 AM
No-win situation.
If she'd brought the kid inside she'da been in trouble for exposing it to second-hand smoke and possible alcohol...
not to mention one can catch hell for leaving a pet unattended in a car...

Solution: Don't have kids.

/ am i doin' it right?
 
2012-04-30 11:42:23 AM
I'm willing to bet thisLink is the same girl.
Facebook profile photo for Chelsea Diane Ball shows a large dog and a toddler.
 
2012-04-30 11:56:26 AM
For some reason, I got a visual of a woman standing on a balcony of a hotel room and aiming down into a swimming pool with a .22 rifle.
 
2012-04-30 12:17:50 PM
Dumb of her to leave the baby in the car. The proper thing in this case was to leave the dog at home with the baby
 
2012-04-30 12:22:53 PM

Foundling: "shoots pool"

This being South Carolina, I assumed she was firing a shotgun at a swimming pool at 3:30am.


Thank you for the remarkable mental image of my next door neighbor.

/ from south carolina
 
2012-04-30 12:55:43 PM
Seems more reasonable than some babysitters.
 
2012-04-30 01:44:26 PM
jmsvrsn: I'm willing to bet thisLink is the same girl.
Facebook profile photo for Chelsea Diane Ball shows a large dog and a toddler.


Lol, she's just like some of my FB friends.
 
2012-04-30 01:53:58 PM
I told you guys years ago, that people that play pool are trashy!!!!
Why aren't you listening to me!
 
2012-04-30 01:58:10 PM
Johnnyflash: jmsvrsn: I'm willing to bet thisLink is the same girl.
Facebook profile photo for Chelsea Diane Ball shows a large dog and a toddler.

Lol, she's just like some of my FB friends.


And she has her # on her FB page, she wants someone to text her.

/Would hit, and give her gas money
 
2012-04-30 02:02:52 PM
I hate it when scoring drugs takes longer then expected.
 
2012-04-30 02:08:37 PM

Raging Thespian: [ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]


Get that damned dirty dog off of the newborn. Smh.
 
2012-04-30 02:25:30 PM

syzygy whizz: No-win situation.
If she'd brought the kid inside she'da been in trouble for exposing it to second-hand smoke and possible alcohol...
not to mention one can catch hell for leaving a pet unattended in a car...

Solution: Don't have kids.

/ am i doin' it right?


almost.....you forgot there's no smoking anywhere, ever, at any time now.
 
2012-04-30 03:09:10 PM

groppet: Dumb of her to leave the baby in the car. The proper thing in this case was to leave the dog at home with the baby


Unless those old reruns of Tom and Jerry lied to me, this was standard practice in the early 1950's
 
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