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		This just in: even tornadoes can't stop the coming Zombie Apocalypse (wrcbtv.com)		26
		More: Scary, zombie apocalypse, county road, hip fractures, tornadoes, Dade County, Dana Culpepper

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loonatic112358		2012-04-30 10:36:29 AM

Great, I buy munckin zombies over the weekend, and look what happens

i better stay away from the apocalypse version then

Valiente		2012-04-30 10:39:13 AM

Her nose was gone and her ear was off?

A picture of that should be a sticky on every "Stormchasers" website, although I suspect it's pretty rare to survive being in Jeebus' Margarita Maker in the first place.

cgraves67		2012-04-30 10:39:21 AM

Has she ever been sick in her life? She should expect a visit from Samuel L. Jackson.

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-04-30 10:42:06 AM

"I guess it's God". Yes, God killed all those other people and kept you as part of his great plan, dear. What a guy.

SweetSilverBlues		2012-04-30 10:44:06 AM

The zombie apocalypse will never happen.

Hollywood unions won't let it.

Do you know how many creature f/x artists would be put out of business by an actual apocalypse?!

Lawyers. Scarier than zombies. Zombies just eat your brains. Lawyers devour your very soul.

Evil Mackerel		2012-04-30 10:44:36 AM

Oops!

Disposable Rob		2012-04-30 10:52:22 AM

The next SyFy Original movie apparently.

Baconpatroller		2012-04-30 11:05:26 AM

Zombies are everywhere, even robotheads aren't safe.

stuhayes2010		2012-04-30 11:08:22 AM

Carl would get really lost in a tornado zombie apocalypse.

bastian_74		2012-04-30 11:09:20 AM

bastian_74		2012-04-30 11:10:58 AM

SuperSeriousMan		2012-04-30 11:23:13 AM

SweetSilverBlues: Lawyers. Scarier than zombies. Zombies just eat your brains. Lawyers devour your very soul.

I want that on a t-shirt.

kvinesknows		2012-04-30 11:24:56 AM

""I guess it was God," Culpepper says. "That's all I can say. He had a reason to keep her alive if she's here today.""

yeah.. nice guy that god. lets tear her ear and nose off punch a hole in her back and throw a house on top of her, but hey... lets make sure she survives cause that would be cool.

Maybe... just maybe.. dont send the tornado and kill all those other people?

SweetSilverBlues		2012-04-30 11:25:30 AM

SuperSeriousMan: SweetSilverBlues: Lawyers. Scarier than zombies. Zombies just eat your brains. Lawyers devour your very soul.

I want that on a t-shirt.

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RubberBabyBuggyBumpers		2012-04-30 11:34:36 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: "I guess it's God". Yes, God killed all those other people and kept you as part of his great plan, dear. What a guy.

God is such a douchebag. I shall never meet the asshole, but if any of you do will you give him or her the finger for me?

toraque		2012-04-30 11:34:50 AM

Valiente: Her nose was gone and her ear was off?

A picture of that should be a sticky on every "Stormchasers" website, although I suspect it's pretty rare to survive being in Jeebus' Margarita Maker in the first place.

She has no nose? Then how does she smell?

Bf+		2012-04-30 11:37:51 AM

Oooh! She's got an ear off!

SweetSilverBlues		2012-04-30 11:52:11 AM

toraque: Valiente: Her nose was gone and her ear was off?

A picture of that should be a sticky on every "Stormchasers" website, although I suspect it's pretty rare to survive being in Jeebus' Margarita Maker in the first place.

She has no nose? Then how does she smell?

Pretty awful. She hasn't showered in weeks!

*ba-dum-dum-tsh!*

Lady Farksalot		2012-04-30 11:58:19 AM

I like the comments at the end of the article....Steve must be a Farker "She was hurt by God or she was saved by God? I'm confused."

Well put, sir. I have the same dillema in understanding as well.

TV's Vinnie		2012-04-30 12:03:08 PM

Obviously he didn't want to go on the cart.

OscarTamerz		2012-04-30 12:06:39 PM

And when there is severe weather, she drives three miles from her home to the center to take cover.

So she didn't put in a storm cellar when she rebuilt the house. I'd think that would be feature #1 in any house where you were that badly shredded and close enough to death to get dropped in a body bag and left in a morgue. None of that kitchen counters or bathroom fixtures crap, "How do I not let that happen again oh yeah a storm bunker should do the trick."

dbrunker		2012-04-30 01:08:59 PM

I disagree, you just have to have the right tomatoes.
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PC LOAD LETTER		2012-04-30 01:10:32 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: PC LOAD LETTER: "I guess it's God". Yes, God killed all those other people and kept you as part of his great plan, dear. What a guy.

God is such a douchebag. I shall never meet the asshole, but if any of you do will you give him or her the finger for me?

I'll give him the shocker

SultanofSchwing		2012-04-30 02:16:04 PM

Benni K Rok		2012-04-30 03:31:52 PM

SweetSilverBlues: Lawyers. Scarier than zombies. Zombies just eat your brains. Lawyers devour your very soul.

That's a bit long for a band name. Maybe if we just stuck with "Lawyers devour your soul" as a band name.