P-Money All $tar: homeoftheblues: I had a blast at Raw tonight. I got to see pretty much every wrestler I could ever have dreamed of. Crowd was okay but not electric. I am still in awe. I just saw live and in person C.M. Punk defend his wwe championship against Jericho, Kofi and R-Truth win the tag team title, and whatsherface retain the diva's championship. And Brock Lesnar beating the shiat out of HHH. And John Cena getting his ass handed to
him by mr. People Power durrrrr durrrr. And the Miz finally winning a match. And .......i just creamed my pants.

How old are you??

34, debbie downer.

Punk v Bryan, eh? The saying "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts" comes to mind.

Sin Cara is scheduled to work the Smackdown Mexico tour 5/24-26 according to a Lucha site. Producing Botchamania will be as easy as shooting fish in a barrel until his next injury or wellness program botch.

homeoftheblues: P-Money All $tar: homeoftheblues: I had a blast at Raw tonight. I got to see pretty much every wrestler I could ever have dreamed of. Crowd was okay but not electric. I am still in awe. I just saw live and in person C.M. Punk defend his wwe championship against Jericho, Kofi and R-Truth win the tag team title, and whatsherface retain the diva's championship. And Brock Lesnar beating the shiat out of HHH. And John Cena getting his ass handed to
him by mr. People Power durrrrr durrrr. And the Miz finally winning a match. And .......i just creamed my pants.

How old are you??

34, debbie downer.

Glad you had fun, Creamy Dreamer.

I've seen most of the stars I've wanted to see up until now. Haven't seen CM Punk, DbD, Ryder or the ZIGGLE wiggle in person.

Ed Becker: Sin Cara is scheduled to work the Smackdown Mexico tour 5/24-26 according to a Lucha site. Producing Botchamania will be as easy as shooting fish in a barrel until his next injury or wellness program botch.

They need to make sin cara a character in which the wrestler won't be acknowledged for playing the role. Wrestler cant come out and aknowlege he played sin cara. This way there can always be a sin cara.

P-Money All $tar: Ed Becker: Sin Cara is scheduled to work the Smackdown Mexico tour 5/24-26 according to a Lucha site. Producing Botchamania will be as easy as shooting fish in a barrel until his next injury or wellness program botch.

They need to make sin cara a character in which the wrestler won't be acknowledged for playing the role. Wrestler cant come out and aknowlege he played sin cara. This way there can always be a sin cara.

I like that. Sin Cara can be the new version of Doink.

FirstNationalBastard: So, there will be a dead Sin Cara under the ring for Hornswoggle to play with?

I hope so.

FirstNationalBastard: /I still wonder how stupid Vince feels for hotshotting Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara, only to have his chosen Sin Cara go out injured just a couple weeks later?

I remember reading a story that Joey Styles did about the two and thought that was farking money. And then I realized the story was from outside the WWE and figured they'd find a way to fark it up. Thankfully for Vince, Sin Cara got hurt.

Ed Becker: Sin Cara can be the new version of Doink or Tiger Mask.

/fixed for the sake of the reference.

TheManofPA: I think I'd make a good straight man for you two

And that's why we're still the red headed step child of the Fark threads still.

/but still does Disco Inferno dance.

and as for a Fark-style riff trax of a Raw. I might be interested in doing something of the sort.

I wonder how an alternate audio feed would work legally. Fair Use and Parody might protect it, but anything involving imbedded audio on a WWE video feed with both might raise the ire of the folks at Titan Towers.

/did pxp for some Punk matches a million years ago...

Yay, let's watch sweaty mean roll around with each other while shouting machismo laden slurs and homophobic rants!

FirstNationalBastard: Plus, Brock is only contracted for 30 or 40 dates. If they don't string 'em out, he could blow through those before the end of the year.

And this is a big part of what is wrong with the way they are running things. 30-40 dates. 10 will be PPV, so he's on RAW half the time roughly. As shown last night, they don't even want a mic in his hand anymore, eliminating about half of what people want to see from a top name wrestler. With no mic skills and limited appearances feud building will not be fun to watch. And, even if you do want the guy around, what they did with him Sunday was stupid. If they wanted Cena to win it needed to be a fluke or even outside interference after Lesnar does something dumb out of rage. Hell, have Cena win by DQ. They could have even used it to set up last night and had it make sense.

What would have made sense with his schedule, skills and the existing story lines would be to make him Ace's Pit Bull. Ace has a problem, he sends in Lesnar to handle it. They don't need Lesnar to have the mic skills or activity to carry a feud because it's Ace's feud to work. Lesnar is there to be the one thing he is good at: destruction.

Ed Becker: I wonder how an alternate audio feed would work legally. Fair Use and Parody might protect it, but anything involving imbedded audio on a WWE video feed with both might raise the ire of the folks at Titan Towers.

/did pxp for some Punk matches a million years ago...

Well, if we are streaming on say a shoutcast broadcast, and it's just a plan audio stream of someone talking, and everyone else has Raw in the background. It would be weird, but there's nothing wrong with that.

StrangeQ: Yay, let's watch sweaty mean roll around with each other while shouting machismo laden slurs and homophobic rants!

Aren't you just precious.

So. When did you find out wrestling wasn't real and never got over it only to lash out at others having a good time while you pout?

Finger Poke of Doom?
Gobbledy Gooker?
David Arquette?
Coal Miner's Glove?
Backdoor to Chyna?

... oh yeah!


/don't forget to pout
//mark!

Vince Russo: StrangeQ: Yay, let's watch sweaty mean roll around with each other while shouting machismo laden slurs and homophobic rants!

Aren't you just precious.

So. When did you find out wrestling wasn't real and never got over it only to lash out at others having a good time while you pout?

Finger Poke of Doom?
Gobbledy Gooker?
David Arquette?
Coal Miner's Glove?
Backdoor to Chyna?

... oh yeah!
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/don't forget to pout
//mark!

He was on the receiving end of the Clenispoke of Doom.

Ok. Yesterday was busy. Lots of rea life shiat to deal with and some Rock band to play with the Mrs.

So.

Here we go with the youtubing.

Weird...posted it but doesn't show up. But the product deserves the effort of another try.

For your Tuesday talk - Sofia Vergara boobage! NSFW

Anyone good w/Photoshop at tweeking see through clothes in pics?

KellyKellyKelly: "Starring Brock Lesnar" and starting off with Johnny Ace? *mute*

Captain Steroid: "STARRING Brock Lesnar"?!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: MNR Starring Brock Lesnar??

Anarchangel: OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY DID THE STARRING BROCK LESNAR THING WTF

Wait, WWE shows continuity and we think this is.... bad?

*facepalm/hoof*

Good work WWE. You give brock 3 sentences then get the mic out of his hand. If you don;t you have the travesty of last weeks promo.

Morrius: Found an interesting piece of news:

PWInsider reports that Brock Lesnar threw a tirade backstage after the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday. Lesnar apparently ripped apart his dressing room and went off on several WWE officials after getting upset over John Cena's PPV-closing promo.

The original plan for the match was for Cena to win but to be beaten so badly that he had to be carried out of the building, making Lesnar look stronger and making it seem as if Cena won the battle, but Lesnar won the war. Instead, Cena cut a promo to the crowd and Lesnar viewed it as Cena double crossing him.

Obviously WWE officials were able to calm him down, as he worked RAW last night and did the planned Triple H angle as a way to get him off TV for now.

Apparently Lesnar's current deal only requires him to work a minimum of two dates.


So... Bye Brock! Enjoy that $5 million payday for one match and go back to eating Twinkies for a year!

I don't agree with Brock throwing a hissy-fit, but that would have been a much better ending than what we got.

Ed Becker: I wonder how an alternate audio feed would work legally. Fair Use and Parody might protect it, but anything involving imbedded audio on a WWE video feed with both might raise the ire of the folks at Titan Towers.

/did pxp for some Punk matches a million years ago...

Do it Rifftrax-style. Just stream the alternate commentary, and rely on the listener to sync it to the video.

That's alot of space John just gave them.

And that's why.

Wait. Why is everyone helping him out?

..*reads thread*

See you all have that covered.

So is layla the #1 contender to CM punk now?

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: That logo design of the Divas belt is pretty uterus-ey.

Looks like a stoned Jeff Hardy designed it.

That's an insult to the Diva's title design.

Jeff Hardy's belt looks like a stoned Jeff Hardy designed it.

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Anarchangel: Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!

You know, that guy did get GREAT heat last night

He got XPacCole heat.

Jim from Saint Paul: So is layla the #1 contender to CM punk now?

Oh it gets better...wait til the Jericho match. If you listen closely to the background, you'll hear Vince screaming to murder the ref in Cole's headset.

Fisty Bum: Clock botch?

CommiePuddin: Timekeeper botch!

ThatGuyGreg: Goodbye, black ref... we hardly knew ye.

HardRocker488: Ref farked up.

These.

Every single time Eve starts a sentence you can hear her take a sharp intake of breath.

*gasp* Seriously.

48:00 in exactly.

/*gasp* yes she's hot
//

Jim from Saint Paul: Fisty Bum: Clock botch?

CommiePuddin: Timekeeper botch!

ThatGuyGreg: Goodbye, black ref... we hardly knew ye.

HardRocker488: Ref farked up.

These.

See, another thing they could handle and be OK. First, it didn't matter who won, so they call an audible and we get a different Superstar watching the tv. Big deal. Or, use it as an opportunity for Johnny Ace to come out and mistreat another black employee, which they seem to love doing anyway.

Look at all those waving hands, pointing fingers up and people yelling nothing.

Wait. CM Punk vs Daniel Bryant on a PPV?

VINCE?! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?! THIS IS WHAT WE ACTUALLY WANT!

Cena uses "What" chants. He's so witty.

I see everyone else thinks that music started too soon too.

And we are all swerved.

WWE Creative guy: Good work. All of us were fooled.

Wait. didn't HHH get removed for this kind of shiat.

Oh goddamnit WWE.

Go Flyers

Jim from Saint Paul: Wait. didn't HHH get removed for this kind of shiat.

Oh goddamnit WWE.

Nah, he got removed because the whole company went on strike except like 6 guys. Nobody is going to protest on Cena's behalf (probably both real and scripted). They never have anyone come out to help him.

Fisty Bum: SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: Wait. didn't HHH get removed for this kind of shiat.

Oh goddamnit WWE.

Nah, he got removed because the whole company went on strike except like 6 guys. Nobody is going to protest on Cena's behalf (probably both real and scripted). They never have anyone come out to help him.

Except for that time when everybody came out to help him when Lesnar punched him in the mouth.

That was because of Lesnar, who is a monster who must be contained. They didn't care about Cena.