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(Bleacher Report)   On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1933
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2012-04-30 11:11:28 PM
Johnny Ace vs. Cena at Over the Limit?

i10.photobucket.com

Yeah, I don't know either, dude...
 
2012-04-30 11:11:34 PM
Cole: "HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?!?"

Wow. #ShutUpCole has never been more appropriate.

/#ShutUpCole
 
2012-04-30 11:11:37 PM
Is Cena getting punished for botching the whole Brock angle?
 
2012-04-30 11:11:40 PM
WA TA SHEE WA
LORD TEN SAI DEH SOOO
 
2012-04-30 11:11:40 PM
Funkman/Cena at Limit? YESYESYES
 
2012-04-30 11:11:41 PM
so gay,.....Johnny isn't even a poor mans Vinnie Mac, he's just an uncharacteristic douchenozzle
 
2012-04-30 11:11:43 PM
if Johnny Ace beats Cena right after Cena beat Lesnar that'd be hilarious
 
2012-04-30 11:11:51 PM
Wait....that means that the production music thing WASN'T a botch. They cut it off for the swerve
 
2012-04-30 11:11:53 PM

SharkTrager: robsul82: SharkTrager: robsul82: Remember when you guys thought Cena wearing a chain and cursing like a 12-year-old with Tourette's was going to lead to a lasting change in his character post-Mania?

/lulz

No, because nobody said that.

LOL, yeah. Mmhmm.

No, we said we preferred that Cena,


I was hoping he'd stay, but I didn't think he would. Because WWE can't give the fans anything they want for very long.
 
2012-04-30 11:11:54 PM
So...

Lesnar didn't beat Cena.
Lesnar didn't keep Cena out of the ring.

Ok then.
 
2012-04-30 11:11:54 PM
MR. EXCITEMENT!!!!!!
 
2012-04-30 11:12:01 PM
Ah yes, bringing out an even older, retired wrestler to put over Cena. That's the way to go, WWE.
 
2012-04-30 11:12:01 PM
So, just how many people who haven't wrestled in a number of years does Cena have to face this year? Who the hell is next, Paul Orndorff?
 
2012-04-30 11:12:02 PM
i6.photobucket.com

No, Vince, they're not booing, they're saying "Boo-urns!"
 
2012-04-30 11:12:10 PM
Couldn't OSHA get involved here? I mean sure, they'd have to get by Kane first, but still.
 
2012-04-30 11:12:14 PM
And Johnny Ace's heel credentials grew three sizes that day.
 
2012-04-30 11:12:29 PM

silgryphon: OK so HHH gets booted from the GM because he was getting involved but Ace does the same thing and he won't?


No this is different. HHH didn't set up and then ambush anyone. He just attacked when provoked.

This is totally different.
 
2012-04-30 11:12:36 PM
I.... kinda like this actually.

Not sure why though. It's going to be a terrible match. I guess I like Johnny going full heel and showing a little bit of emotion.
 
2012-04-30 11:12:38 PM
Oh wait, I get it. They need to find the most over heels around to get Cena back over as a face.
 
2012-04-30 11:12:44 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Johnny better bring his skateboard


This, Johnny has to skateboard to the ring
 
2012-04-30 11:12:53 PM
Ughhhhhhh, shiatty angles making no sense, go away. Go far, far away.
 
2012-04-30 11:13:34 PM
WHOOO GO CAPITALS!

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2012-04-30 11:13:38 PM
My only issue with this:

Cena-Tensai would have been the 2nd main event with a Punk-DB closer that could go an hour

Cena-Ace is the headliner meaning they may have to limit Punk-DB
 
2012-04-30 11:13:46 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE VINCE ACTUALLY MADE ME THINK CENA WAS LEGIT INJURED I WAS SUPER SWERVED
 
2012-04-30 11:13:50 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: So, just how many people who haven't wrestled in a number of years does Cena have to face this year? Who the hell is next, Paul Orndorff?


At King of the Ring, or whatever the fark PPV is in June, it's John Cena vs. Verne Gagne in a hardcore retirement home match.

...and Verne is 1-0 in those.
 
2012-04-30 11:13:54 PM
"Uh Monsoon?"

"Well he asked me, but I declined..."

"See you next week folks!"

(out of character, I wish that myself, FNB, and someone like fingfangfark could get together and simulcast an alternate announce track, smell the ratings!)
 
2012-04-30 11:14:00 PM

HardRocker488: I.... kinda like this actually.

Not sure why though. It's going to be a terrible match. I guess I like Johnny going full heel and showing a little bit of emotion.


Punk/Bryan should carry the show for ring work.

I think I may actually order Over the Limit. As in, pay for it.
 
2012-04-30 11:14:01 PM
Just for the record, I don't work at WWE anymore.

This is all on them.

/my god
 
2012-04-30 11:14:09 PM
I like this angle too....

I need to see a doctor, I think.
 
2012-04-30 11:14:23 PM
Johnny Ace is awesome..
 
2012-04-30 11:14:28 PM
It just hit me!

Tensai's helper makes me think of the Asian fighter from super punch out. For reference:

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-04-30 11:14:31 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-04-30 11:14:39 PM
As always, the thread delivers. Raw, notsomuch. Ah well, such is the way of things.
 
2012-04-30 11:14:49 PM

TheManofPA: My only issue with this:

Cena-Tensai would have been the 2nd main event with a Punk-DB closer that could go an hour

Cena-Ace is the headliner meaning they may have to limit Punk-DB


Limit it to 18 seconds?
 
2012-04-30 11:14:56 PM

HeartBurnKid: HardRocker488: I.... kinda like this actually.

Not sure why though. It's going to be a terrible match. I guess I like Johnny going full heel and showing a little bit of emotion.

Punk/Bryan should carry the show for ring work.

I think I may actually order Over the Limit. As in, pay for it.


You'll just be making Vince think that Johnny Ace is the wave of the future.
 
2012-04-30 11:15:05 PM
It's looking more and more like the ending to Cena/Lesnar was either a botch or last minute rewrite. But if that was the case, then Lesnar must be hiding an injury pretty darn well, or the order came from higher-up. What gives? Nothing about this makes any sense.
 
2012-04-30 11:15:38 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Uh Monsoon?"

"Well he asked me, but I declined..."

"See you next week folks!"

(out of character, I wish that myself, FNB, and someone like fingfangfark could get together and simulcast an alternate announce track, smell the ratings!)


I'd like to volunteer myself. I think I'd make a good straight man for you two. There has to be one guy that just talks while you guys crack jokes.
 
2012-04-30 11:15:40 PM
Johnny Ace =/= Vince McMahon
John Cena =/= Stone Cold Steve Austin

This will not bring back the Attitude Era, Vince. No matter how much you want it to.
 
2012-04-30 11:16:14 PM
"You want Punk vs. Danielson on PPV for a world title, nerds? Fine, but you're gonna get Cena vs. Johnny Ace on top! HAHAHAHAHA!"
 
2012-04-30 11:16:22 PM

Dougie AXP: It just hit me!

Tensai's helper makes me think of the Asian fighter from super punch out. For reference:

[media.giantbomb.com image 300x393]


Pearl Harbor, GINO!!
 
2012-04-30 11:16:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: HeartBurnKid: HardRocker488: I.... kinda like this actually.

Not sure why though. It's going to be a terrible match. I guess I like Johnny going full heel and showing a little bit of emotion.

Punk/Bryan should carry the show for ring work.

I think I may actually order Over the Limit. As in, pay for it.

You'll just be making Vince think that Johnny Ace is the wave of the future.


Would it kill them to give us just ONE Ace Crusher
 
2012-04-30 11:17:28 PM
Great. Not only does Punk/Jericho get to serve second fiddle to Cena/Lesnar which did nothing for either wrestler, but now he gets to play second fiddle to Ace/Cena?

Will we ever get to see Punk in the Main Event of a PPV without Cena?
 
2012-04-30 11:18:28 PM

verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Uh Monsoon?"

"Well he asked me, but I declined..."

"See you next week folks!"

(out of character, I wish that myself, FNB, and someone like fingfangfark could get together and simulcast an alternate announce track, smell the ratings!)

I'd like to volunteer myself. I think I'd make a good straight man for you two. There has to be one guy that just talks while you guys crack jokes.



I'm just going to mark that for anyone who wants to come in and mark this thread as being very very "alternative"
 
2012-04-30 11:19:02 PM

robsul82: "You want Punk vs. Danielson on PPV for a world title, nerds? Fine, but you're gonna get Cena vs. Johnny Ace on top! HAHAHAHAHA!"


A funny vote to you, sir.
 
2012-04-30 11:19:03 PM

silgryphon: jdmac: Sure are a lot of Bronies up in here. Kinda suprising I just recently found out what a brony was, now I have stumbled upon a hive of them.

Hello bronies, I mean you no harm. I am just fascinated by your actual existence. I honestly though it was an irony thing, but there are too many of you. What is it about My Little Ponies that appeal to wrestling fans? When I was growing up I watched wrestling and my sister loved MLP, and never the twain did meet. You guys seems to have synthesized them, and I don't quite know why.

I am not a brony


Why exactly did you think this post was aimed at you?
 
2012-04-30 11:19:06 PM

Master P but not that one: Great. Not only does Punk/Jericho get to serve second fiddle to Cena/Lesnar which did nothing for either wrestler, but now he gets to play second fiddle to Ace/Cena?

Will we ever get to see Punk in the Main Event of a PPV without Cena?


As much as it pains me to say this: No.
 
2012-04-30 11:19:15 PM

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Uh Monsoon?"

"Well he asked me, but I declined..."

"See you next week folks!"

(out of character, I wish that myself, FNB, and someone like fingfangfark could get together and simulcast an alternate announce track, smell the ratings!)

I'd like to volunteer myself. I think I'd make a good straight man for you two. There has to be one guy that just talks while you guys crack jokes.


I'm just going to mark that for anyone who wants to come in and mark this thread as being very very "alternative"


I let that comment slide.
 
2012-04-30 11:19:17 PM
So, Over the Limit will have...

Punk vs. Bryan for the WWE Title
John Cena vs. Johnny Ace
Sheamus vs. Not Daniel Bryan
Lesnar will undoubtedly be there
Possibly a tag team championship match

I think this was a pretty decent RAW, actually. Came across as very sloppy, but the actual content didn't necessarily come out badly. Well, except Kane-Khali. We all lost a part of ourselves during that match.
 
2012-04-30 11:19:31 PM
Ace vs. Cena.

I see video packages in our future. Lots and lots of video packages.
 
2012-04-30 11:19:34 PM

Master P but not that one: Will we ever get to see Punk in the Main Event of a PPV without Cena?


Y WE HAVE NO NEW STARS?!?!?
 
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