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(Bleacher Report)   On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1933
    More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, Monday Night Raw, John Laurinaitis, WWE, WWE Championship, USA, Alberto Del Rio, WWE Extreme Rules  
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2012-04-30 09:25:05 PM
Prediction: Whoever faces Ryder becomes #1 contender
 
2012-04-30 09:25:06 PM
She;s got glasses now huh

She's reminding me of someone else who had that role before. Who was that?
 
2012-04-30 09:25:10 PM
Aweeeeeeeeeeesome to job! God Miz is awful..
 
2012-04-30 09:25:15 PM
Eve is so freaking hot. I want to see her on Brazzers.
 
2012-04-30 09:25:17 PM
Are glasses like goatees? Means the evil doppleganger?
 
2012-04-30 09:25:19 PM
Miz I can barely contain my excitement....

/weeee
 
2012-04-30 09:25:21 PM

hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.


Not alone, I've never cared for him. I go for more technical wrestling matches anyway, but I think brock is boring as a performer. I actually consider HHH to be one of the better "big guys" the 'E has ever had though, so maybe my taste is in question.

/Dip of skoal time
 
2012-04-30 09:25:23 PM
Eve in glasses? farkable.

Hey look, Miz found his funny coats
 
2012-04-30 09:25:25 PM

Morrius: SharkTrager: That's not how it looks when you break the arm with that move.

Yeah, I think Brock shifted the hold up to make it look that way.


Yup. The movement was at the shoulder, not the elbow.
 
2012-04-30 09:25:26 PM
Eve is an authority figure now, you can tell she's an upstanding professional because she now wears glasses!
 
2012-04-30 09:25:34 PM
Hmm, so what if Y2J isn't in one of these five matches? Is that terrible angle over? Looks like it might be.

Let's hope so.
 
2012-04-30 09:25:37 PM
The Mizcarder Marine!
 
2012-04-30 09:25:41 PM
Holy crap, Santino-Punk in a Champion vs. Champion match might blow the roof off.
 
2012-04-30 09:25:50 PM
SANTINO!!

goddammit, i would love Santino to be the #1 contender!
 
2012-04-30 09:25:51 PM

SharkTrager: globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Right there with you, sister.

It's like he is a heel or something.

We have no problems with heels. We have problems with part timers with bad mic skills.


So he performs great in the ring and you hate him. Sounds like he is doing his job. He does suck on the stick though.

Miz jobs to the Cobra!!!
 
2012-04-30 09:25:57 PM

verbaltoxin: Eve is so freaking hot. I want to see her on Brazzers.

 
2012-04-30 09:26:01 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Right there with you, sister.

It's like he is a heel or something.


I adore (most) heels. I do not adore Lesnar.

Oh, and I HATE Santino. Ugh.
 
2012-04-30 09:26:08 PM
I hope they dont push Miz cos hes gonna be in the marine 3,
 
2012-04-30 09:26:16 PM
Santino will eventually take Steve Lombardi's old job.
 
2012-04-30 09:26:21 PM

SharkTrager: That's not how it looks when you break the arm with that move.


www.timethrums.com
 
2012-04-30 09:26:21 PM

TheManofPA: Ok, that little kid with a Michael Cole is a "true" professional is a great sign.

Ok, smart move putting Eve in glasses. She might flub her lines, but damn if it doesn't make her 12 percent hotter


www.troll.me
 
2012-04-30 09:26:22 PM
YOU'RE GONNA JOB TO THE COBRA TWICE
 
2012-04-30 09:26:23 PM
Miz got the jobber entrance
 
2012-04-30 09:26:24 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Ok, I am seriously digging the secretary look on Eve.


QFT
 
2012-04-30 09:26:34 PM
I CAME TO JOB!
I came to job like some common slob
get down on my knees and my head will bob
I'll put you over cuz I dropped R-Truth
I won't stand In your way, I'll gladly move
I CAME TO JOB!
 
2012-04-30 09:26:39 PM
GO COBRA!
 
2012-04-30 09:26:41 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: So he performs great in the ring and you hate him.


No. No he doesn't.
 
2012-04-30 09:26:45 PM
This will obviously be a 60 minute broadway.
 
2012-04-30 09:27:04 PM

TheManofPA: Holy crap, Santino-Punk in a Champion vs. Champion match might blow the roof off.


Yeah, but it would be overshadowed by Vince McMahon's funeral.
 
2012-04-30 09:27:04 PM
Way to set up the swerve king.
 
2012-04-30 09:27:04 PM
Grants miz you get to get buried again, by this guy
 
2012-04-30 09:27:07 PM
Wait, who's trying to beat the clock, here? Miz or Santino? O_o
 
2012-04-30 09:27:10 PM
"I'm told that Triple H has anal bleeding."
 
2012-04-30 09:27:32 PM
Someone's going to have an 18 second match tonight, aren't they?
 
2012-04-30 09:27:49 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: SharkTrager: globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Right there with you, sister.

It's like he is a heel or something.

We have no problems with heels. We have problems with part timers with bad mic skills.

So he performs great in the ring and you hate him. Sounds like he is doing his job. He does suck on the stick though.

Miz jobs to the Cobra!!!


Great in the wring, except when he botches and injures the other guy.

These blast from the past part timers are a big part of the problem with the WWE right now.
 
2012-04-30 09:27:52 PM
Maybe we'll get a clock botch. You know we're going to get two matches that are 1 second apart.
 
2012-04-30 09:27:57 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "I'm told that Triple H has anal bleeding."


Just wait until they push him off the roof of Cobo Hall.
 
2012-04-30 09:28:00 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Someone's going to have an 18 second match tonight, aren't they?


yes yes yes
 
2012-04-30 09:28:03 PM

MagSeven: I CAME TO JOB!
I came to job like some common slob
get down on my knees and my head will bob
I'll put you over cuz I dropped R-Truth
I won't stand In your way, I'll gladly move
I CAME TO JOB!


Holy shiat. +1
 
2012-04-30 09:28:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: Ok, that little kid with a Michael Cole is a "true" professional is a great sign.

Ok, smart move putting Eve in glasses. She might flub her lines, but damn if it doesn't make her 12 percent hotter

[www.troll.me image 290x302]


img.ponibooru.org
 
2012-04-30 09:28:08 PM
Ahh I remember now, MS. Tessmacher wears glasses like EVE has on

Who's copying who now
 
2012-04-30 09:28:10 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Someone's going to have an 18 second match tonight, aren't they?


Tensai flattens Ryder.
 
2012-04-30 09:28:30 PM

phedex: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Not alone, I've never cared for him. I go for more technical wrestling matches anyway, but I think brock is boring as a performer. I actually consider HHH to be one of the better "big guys" the 'E has ever had though, so maybe my taste is in question.

/Dip of skoal time


Brock is a solid technical wrestler. He just has the charisma of a train. Usually boring unless it is bearing down on something,
 
2012-04-30 09:28:31 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "I'm told that Triple H has anal bleeding."


Well it was good to hear that the initial diagnosis from last night on Cena's injuries of a lacerated spleen and broken spinal cord was upgraded to several muscle strains.
 
2012-04-30 09:28:44 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Someone's going to have an 18 second match tonight, aren't they?


jdias91.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-30 09:28:48 PM
Thought the ponies would be resting now that the Burns memes have taken over.
 
2012-04-30 09:29:09 PM
What sucks for Miz/Santino is that the commercial break is really going to boost their match time
 
2012-04-30 09:29:19 PM
The goal is to win quickly isn't it?
 
2012-04-30 09:29:20 PM
one of those crowds that does the "TWO"
 
2012-04-30 09:29:26 PM

KellyKellyKelly: globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Right there with you, sister.

It's like he is a heel or something.

I adore (most) heels. I do not adore Lesnar.

Oh, and I HATE Santino. Ugh.


Your dead to me.....BIE will fix this though.....
 
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