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(Bleacher Report)   On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1933
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2012-05-03 05:52:07 AM  

billygun7: last man standing


No, you can't have LMS quite yet. Not yours. Still gotta get through TNA tonight.

ferro_man: /I miss Sin Cara


He'll be botching his way back on the Mexican tour later on this month. No word yet on a TV return or which show he'll be on.

On a side note, and this will sound like I'm defending WWE, which in a way I guess I am, but look at it this way: We complain about the lack of wrestling. They have 2 hours and roughly 10 minutes to kill. 40 minutes of RAW is commercials. At least. So that leaves them with roughly 90 minutes for content. Still sounds like a lot of time. Well, then you have the 15-20 minute opening promo. 70 minutes. If there's a go-home promo, there's another 10. Down to an hour. With intros of the top guys, there's probably another at least 10 minutes down. 50 minutes. Now, math isn't my biggest strength, but that leaves 50 minutes for wrestling, so, say 4 matches at 5 minutes each leaves us with 30 minutes left. A 15 minute main and 15 left for backstage promos and video packages.

Backstage bits are usually shot during the day at the building, so they can be edited or re-shot. What's gonna happen if a live promo goes long? Matches are gonna get cut so they can't breath like they should. Ref will tell the boys or girls to go home early if need be. They're wired.

Or you can replay the opening segment 3 times and burn 15-20 minutes. Jesus... Another thing I wonder about is what their data shows about viewers coming in and out of the show to justify that, but the ratings always show the 2nd hour drops. Maybe this is the case? They could always put the video on the website, show a quick recap and direct viewers to wwe.com if they want to see the whole shebang and get on with the next thing. Hell, they'd have time to edit the farker and have it up halfway through the show. We saw the HHH beatdown 4 times on Monday. You're welcome, Vince.

/alright... another drunken rant!

In other news, a federal appeals court overturned a jury that originally found in favor of Nancy Benoit's family over the Penthouse photos.
 
2012-05-03 09:38:03 AM  
Man, winning LMS talking about a clenis...

I think I'm happier without the belt.
 
2012-05-03 12:57:45 PM  

Ed Becker: billygun7: last man standing

No, you can't have LMS quite yet. Not yours. Still gotta get through TNA tonight.

ferro_man: /I miss Sin Cara

He'll be botching his way back on the Mexican tour later on this month. No word yet on a TV return or which show he'll be on.

On a side note, and this will sound like I'm defending WWE, which in a way I guess I am, but look at it this way: We complain about the lack of wrestling. They have 2 hours and roughly 10 minutes to kill. 40 minutes of RAW is commercials. At least. So that leaves them with roughly 90 minutes for content. Still sounds like a lot of time. Well, then you have the 15-20 minute opening promo. 70 minutes. If there's a go-home promo, there's another 10. Down to an hour. With intros of the top guys, there's probably another at least 10 minutes down. 50 minutes. Now, math isn't my biggest strength, but that leaves 50 minutes for wrestling, so, say 4 matches at 5 minutes each leaves us with 30 minutes left. A 15 minute main and 15 left for backstage promos and video packages.

Backstage bits are usually shot during the day at the building, so they can be edited or re-shot. What's gonna happen if a live promo goes long? Matches are gonna get cut so they can't breath like they should. Ref will tell the boys or girls to go home early if need be. They're wired.

Or you can replay the opening segment 3 times and burn 15-20 minutes. Jesus... Another thing I wonder about is what their data shows about viewers coming in and out of the show to justify that, but the ratings always show the 2nd hour drops. Maybe this is the case? They could always put the video on the website, show a quick recap and direct viewers to wwe.com if they want to see the whole shebang and get on with the next thing. Hell, they'd have time to edit the farker and have it up halfway through the show. We saw the HHH beatdown 4 times on Monday. You're welcome, Vince.

/alright... another drunken rant!

In other news, a fe ...


NWA Hollywood has 55 minutes of television once a week, at 1 am. They still manage 4-5 matches and 2-3 promos. You don't need 15 min. to explain that you want to kick a guy's ass. You need 1-2 max. Good booking doesn't need a lot of time to tell a great story.
 
2012-05-03 01:46:14 PM  

verbaltoxin: NWA Hollywood has 55 minutes of television once a week, at 1 am. They still manage 4-5 matches and 2-3 promos. You don't need 15 min. to explain that you want to kick a guy's ass. You need 1-2 max. Good booking doesn't need a lot of time to tell a great story.


It does when you fire farking soap opera writers used to filling 5 hours a week with drivel.
 
2012-05-03 08:27:58 PM  
Think I'll get tix for MITB this Friday but I don't know what seats what get.
 
2012-05-03 08:49:16 PM  
So Impact here or the Bella headline?
 
2012-05-03 08:52:52 PM  

silgryphon: So Impact here or the Bella headline?


Tradition and the hopes of another gredunza should put it here.
 
2012-05-03 08:58:06 PM  

verbaltoxin: NWA Hollywood has 55 minutes of television once a week, at 1 am. They still manage 4-5 matches and 2-3 promos. You don't need 15 min. to explain that you want to kick a guy's ass. You need 1-2 max. Good booking doesn't need a lot of time to tell a great story.


Is that available online? If Adam Pearce still has the pencil, it should be good. Guy's got a great mind for the business.
 
2012-05-03 09:00:58 PM  
Oh goodie. Bischoff's and Hulk opening the show via a goddamned video package.

And...

POOP!
 
2012-05-03 09:01:05 PM  
Oh good recaps of what happened last week
 
2012-05-03 09:02:15 PM  
I swear Flair sounds drunk
 
2012-05-03 09:02:45 PM  
Flair calling himself god. Vince is gonna be so pissed.
 
2012-05-03 09:03:19 PM  
I have two hall of fame rings, a 500 dollar coat and I'm broke as fark
 
2012-05-03 09:03:49 PM  

silgryphon: I swear Flair sounds drunk


He probably is. I would be too. I will be later on. Woooooo!
 
2012-05-03 09:04:00 PM  
Wow does Hogan really need pyro?
 
2012-05-03 09:04:37 PM  
Good vs Evil eh
 
2012-05-03 09:05:19 PM  
Flair vs. Hogan?

Happy 1995, everyone!
 
2012-05-03 09:06:17 PM  
They should call it TNA Meta.
 
2012-05-03 09:06:18 PM  
They will never outrun WWE
 
2012-05-03 09:07:34 PM  
You can show them, Ric, how to show their penises to flight attendants!
 
2012-05-03 09:08:34 PM  
I bet Flair loves hanging around kids.

Wrong choice of words
 
2012-05-03 09:08:49 PM  
I love hangin' around the kids!

/now Flair is stealing the King's gimmick?
 
2012-05-03 09:10:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: You can show them, Ric, how to show their penises to flight attendants!


C'mon. Be fair to Flair. He can show the kids how to make a gig and balance a checkbook.
 
2012-05-03 09:12:44 PM  

Ed Becker: FirstNationalBastard: You can show them, Ric, how to show their penises to flight attendants!

C'mon. Be fair to Flair. He can show the kids how to make a gig and balance a checkbook.


Today, students, we're going to learn about pre-nuptial agreements.
 
2012-05-03 09:14:19 PM  
Oooo Knockout match


Hot chics rule
 
2012-05-03 09:15:21 PM  
Piss Fap break
 
2012-05-03 09:15:51 PM  
I love me some Velvet Sky
 
2012-05-03 09:16:25 PM  
I just remembered it's on, opened a stream, and I'm greeted by Velvet Sky's entrance?

YES YES YES YES YES
 
2012-05-03 09:16:49 PM  
So, "pigeons" means "farts," right?
 
2012-05-03 09:17:52 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: So, "pigeons" means "farts," right?


Queefs?
 
2012-05-03 09:19:00 PM  
What kind of move did Gail just do with Velvet on her leg?
 
2012-05-03 09:19:10 PM  
Fan response = two people tweeting.
 
2012-05-03 09:21:01 PM  
Tessmacher's the one who works at a local Hooters to pay the bills, right?
 
2012-05-03 09:21:58 PM  
That wasn't bad.
 
2012-05-03 09:24:08 PM  

Ed Becker: That wasn't bad.


I don't know... there wasn't enough pointless wailing and screaming for my taste. I have been led to believe that the only way female wrestlers can sell is by screaming like they've had their bag ortoned.
 
2012-05-03 09:25:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: That wasn't bad.

I don't know... there wasn't enough pointless wailing and screaming for my taste. I have been led to believe that the only way female wrestlers can sell is by screaming like they've had their bag ortoned.




COME ON!
 
2012-05-03 09:27:35 PM  
AGAINST ALL ODDS! THE BOOKER AND CO-OWNER IS ABLE TO KEEP HIS TITLE!
 
2012-05-03 09:27:49 PM  
How did RVD get to be number one contender. I watch every week and still don't know how
 
2012-05-03 09:28:24 PM  
He's high
 
2012-05-03 09:28:53 PM  

silgryphon: How did RVD get to be number one contender. I watch every week and still don't know how


The booking committee is smoking some of RVD's shiat?
 
2012-05-03 09:29:47 PM  
"Bobby Boo-Hoo" sign. Definitely not a plant.
 
2012-05-03 09:30:08 PM  
Nice pot joke Rhoode
 
2012-05-03 09:30:48 PM  

silgryphon: He's high


Hogan? Did you see his read eyes?
 
2012-05-03 09:31:38 PM  
www.coliseumwrestlingboxing.com

What's up?
 
2012-05-03 09:31:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: How did RVD get to be number one contender. I watch every week and still don't know how

The booking committee is smoking some of RVD's shiat?


Because he is back.
 
2012-05-03 09:32:27 PM  
We will learn later on that while "ass" gets bleeped, "asshole" is okay.
 
2012-05-03 09:33:21 PM  

Ed Becker: We will learn later on that while "ass" gets bleeped, "asshole" is okay.


ass = not PG.

Bullshiat = PG.
 
2012-05-03 09:39:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: We will learn later on that while "ass" gets bleeped, "asshole" is okay.

ass = not PG.

Bullshiat = PG.


Damn = not PG

Uppercut fist-fark = PG
 
2012-05-03 09:39:25 PM  
It's wannabe Ryder
 
2012-05-03 09:40:00 PM  
This match will serve nicely as a smoke break.
 
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