FARK.com: (7078454) On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA

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		On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1933
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Anarchangel		2012-04-30 09:51:28 PM

economicalhaircut: Y2J/MIZ/CMPUNK Triple threat?

Probably going to be the "announced" match and then somehow Miz is no longer in it by next week. What a botch.

economicalhaircut		2012-04-30 09:51:29 PM

teddy longs son botched it.

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-30 09:51:33 PM

Anarchangel: Morrius: So, if the time runs out, does the match just stop?

I think the ref goes "SEE TIME IS UP" and then someone flattens the other person out of frustration, even if there's no actual pinfall/submission.

BEAT THE CLOCK BOTCH!

This is too funny.
I wondered myself about this, even WWE doesn't know lol

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:51:44 PM

CommiePuddin: Timekeeper botch!

t0.gstatic.com

Ed Becker		2012-04-30 09:51:44 PM

Well, at least we know what the finish was supposed to be. Move a little faster and get back in the ring, Chris.

eagles95		2012-04-30 09:51:53 PM

What do you have to say Cranky Vince about that botch? If WWE screws up like this live i can't imagine what Impact would be like

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-30 09:52:14 PM

eagles95: Oh....a Jeri-Show reunion. You know.....Show isn't that bad a wrestler. He's had good matches with Cody and him and Jericho always seem to put on a good match.

Hes not bad at all. Of the giants he can move. Plus they didn't make him an "evil" giant. He look like he has fun at it.

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:52:33 PM

I'm going to be PISSED if DB is in the last match since we know it has to be Jericho now. If not, they just go, welp buzzer went off, it is Miz

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 09:52:33 PM

Watching The Big Show on the first SNL The Rock hosted always makes me smile.

/he really seems to enjoy what Jericho does.

eddievercetti		2012-04-30 09:52:41 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 418x455]

Can't believe you pulled that out and it's not Tebow time.

globalwarmingpraiser		2012-04-30 09:53:01 PM

kumho tires....I didn't know Eve made tires

Fisty Bum		2012-04-30 09:53:02 PM

Igor Jakovsky: eagles95: Oh....a Jeri-Show reunion. You know.....Show isn't that bad a wrestler. He's had good matches with Cody and him and Jericho always seem to put on a good match.

Hes not bad at all. Of the giants he can move. Plus they didn't make him an "evil" giant. He look like he has fun at it.

I like how they've had Show be a fun loving nice guy. He certainly looks like he would fit the role.

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 09:53:25 PM

Joey Styles @JoeyStyles

What punishment does Brock Lesnar deserve for attacking WWE COO, Triple H? Vote at http://www.facebook.com/wwe

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 09:53:31 PM

eddievercetti: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 418x455]

Can't believe you pulled that out and it's not Tebow time.

I say Derpy goes with Tebow, and the new Jets helmet is Derpy flying into the WTC.

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 09:53:31 PM

nyrkah1: Watching The Big Show on the first SNL The Rock hosted always makes me smile.

/he really seems to enjoy what Jericho does.

What he does. Not Jericho. Don't know where that came from.

Mind of the North Star		2012-04-30 09:53:31 PM

LOL what a dumb ref

Miz time was clearly not beaten because the count was at 9 when the Beat the Clock timer went off. At best its a tie. How will they spin this crap???

/Nobody wants Miz near the title

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 09:53:33 PM

I'm so tired.

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:53:35 PM

Ed Becker: Well, at least we know what the finish was supposed to be. Move a little faster and get back in the ring, Chris.

Jericho was in at 7. Ref just took 9 more seconds to get to 10

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:54:14 PM

WOAH, Vince just swerved us all

Fisty Bum		2012-04-30 09:54:21 PM

ULTIMATE SWERVE

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 09:54:21 PM

...Wait, Make A Wish kids want to meet Jerry Lawler?

/it wasn't a botch, marks.

CM Drunk		2012-04-30 09:54:22 PM

no shiat, Brodus in the third match???

tbaughm		2012-04-30 09:54:24 PM

Miz retains! Miz retains!

Wait a minute...

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-30 09:54:26 PM

FUNKASAURUS!!

Morrius		2012-04-30 09:54:26 PM

It's not like it matters. We're not going to get another Jericho/Punk match, and it's not going to Miz either.

one of those		2012-04-30 09:54:28 PM

sorted it out, miz wins

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 09:54:31 PM

Huh?

robsul82		2012-04-30 09:54:32 PM

LOL, have fun in your future endeavors, Black Ref.

Funkasaurus time.

eagles95		2012-04-30 09:54:34 PM

Ok Cena, i still hate you but the make-a-wish is cool.

CALL YOUR MOMMA EVERYONE!

HeartBurnKid		2012-04-30 09:54:35 PM

And now they're back to saying Miz is the guy to beat.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-30 09:54:36 PM

Somebody call my momma!!

falcon176		2012-04-30 09:54:36 PM

Russo Swerved

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:54:39 PM

Awww yeah time to call your mommas

Hornswoggle in da house yall

ThatGuyGreg		2012-04-30 09:54:47 PM

Still Miz! I'm shocked. SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

/black ref still without a job

VvonderJesus		2012-04-30 09:54:48 PM

Maybe it wasn't a time botch if they're keeping Miz in the lead.

eddievercetti		2012-04-30 09:54:48 PM

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:54:49 PM

I guess we know BC isn't in the Beat the Clock match since his matches can't go 4 minutes

/jk, I do like Clay
//and Ziggler selling

Fisty Bum		2012-04-30 09:55:02 PM

Well...it's official now. I'm sick and tired of Brodus and his gimmick.

Morrius		2012-04-30 09:55:11 PM

Has Clay even had a match that goes past four minutes?

Ed Becker		2012-04-30 09:55:11 PM

TheManofPA: Ed Becker: Well, at least we know what the finish was supposed to be. Move a little faster and get back in the ring, Chris.

Jericho was in at 7. Ref just took 9 more seconds to get to 10

I just realized that. I botched watching the match. The call they made to toss Jeri-Show makes sense.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-30 09:55:12 PM

no Minisaurus?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 09:55:15 PM

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 09:55:20 PM

Hold up, gotta call my momma

HeartBurnKid		2012-04-30 09:55:32 PM

Thank Foley, no Hornswoggle.

Now they just need to figure out something more interesting than squash matches to do with the guy.

MagSeven		2012-04-30 09:55:45 PM

Ass 2 Ass.

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:55:56 PM

I guess Hornswoggle had to go to Ikea to replace all the furniture that was destroyed last night

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-30 09:55:58 PM

Bleh...call my momma I guess. Glad a worker like ziggles had to job to him last night

falcon176		2012-04-30 09:55:58 PM

Vince and Black Ref hit you smarks with the "okie doke" and the fake botch -> not a botch super swerve

phedex		2012-04-30 09:55:59 PM

If i was a make a wish kid, I would ask john cena just how much steroids he takes.

awk-ward.

Ugh. serious. funkasaurus match. We need some cruiserweights or something for the 9:30 to 10:30 timeslot or something.