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(Bleacher Report)   On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1933
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2012-04-30 09:47:37 PM  

Morrius: So, if the time runs out, does the match just stop?


I think the ref goes "SEE TIME IS UP" and then someone flattens the other person out of frustration, even if there's no actual pinfall/submission.
 
2012-04-30 09:47:39 PM  
"When is the last time you saw Big Show utilize a small package?"
 
2012-04-30 09:47:40 PM  
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW BIG SHOW UTILIZE A SMALL PACKAGE?

...Ask his wife?
 
2012-04-30 09:47:40 PM  
Small package botch?
 
2012-04-30 09:47:41 PM  
Man, this match is all kinds of sloppy.
 
2012-04-30 09:47:44 PM  
I don't want to think about the size of Show's package.
 
2012-04-30 09:47:48 PM  
I always get the feeling that Big Show is one of those guys that just gets along with everybody.
 
2012-04-30 09:47:53 PM  
"When was the last time you saw Big Show utilize a small package"

Well, he did compliment HHH's Shruken steroid balls in the first segment tonight
 
2012-04-30 09:47:54 PM  
"When is the last time you saw Big Show utilize a small package?"
snort!
 
2012-04-30 09:47:55 PM  
wait, how did Jericho go from being in the choke slam into DDTing Show?
 
2012-04-30 09:47:59 PM  
Watch them have Lord Tensai become the #1 contender with a complete squash.
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2012-04-30 09:48:01 PM  
How do these folks get paid as independent contractors and not under SAG? How much did the Bella's get for that "appearance".
 
2012-04-30 09:48:03 PM  
"When was the last time we saw The Big Show utilize a small package Brain?"

"I don't know Monsoon, ask his wife."
 
2012-04-30 09:48:13 PM  

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oh crap...Dougie took some of whatever Justin and Sabu took. We're gonna have to cancel the thread and offer refunds.
 
2012-04-30 09:48:22 PM  
Oh....a Jeri-Show reunion. You know.....Show isn't that bad a wrestler. He's had good matches with Cody and him and Jericho always seem to put on a good match.
 
2012-04-30 09:48:31 PM  
Now we see why they were a tag team. Keep them away from each other.
 
2012-04-30 09:48:32 PM  

Theseus: hobblekitty: SharkTrager: globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

I just think Brock Lesnar is a massive, stupid dick of epic proportion. And I have no love for Johnny Ace either.

Hey hobbiekitty , you may already know the story, but Brock Lesnar was an actual legit NCAA wrestler at University of Minnesota, and won Big Ten and National titles. Here is a match of his from 1999 http://www.purefight.org/speaker/4424-Brock-Lesnar/video/194069-Brock- Lesnar-vs-Stephen-Neal-NCAA-Finals

On the one hand, I respect him for not changing his name or coming up with a crazy persona. On the other hand, it's hard to respect him because he basically refused to learn "acting" or mic skills, and basically just relies on being the monster guy he has been since high school and college.

If you knew all this, sorry for the rehash, but if not, perhaps it will help to understand where the guy is coming from.


I did not know that, so I appreciate the backstory. I am not as knowledgeable about the history of wrestling/wrestlers as many of the fWcers here. I draw pretty pictures for my contribution. :-)

I'm not saying I don't respect his hard work or his talent at wrestling. I just don't like him. It's a visceral reaction. Perhaps I am a mark, and he plays his part so well he actually managed to trick me. Somehow I just don't think that is the case.
 
2012-04-30 09:48:57 PM  
...Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
 
2012-04-30 09:49:01 PM  

eagles95: Oh....a Jeri-Show reunion. You know.....Show isn't that bad a wrestler. He's had good matches with Cody and him and Jericho always seem to put on a good match.


Yeah but I think we all agree we would want Show back at his prime.
 
2012-04-30 09:49:02 PM  
So... Big Show's finisher is a punch?
 
2012-04-30 09:49:12 PM  
Great strategy... if this was the ROYAL RUMBLE!
 
2012-04-30 09:49:30 PM  
There goes the buzzer
 
2012-04-30 09:49:34 PM  
Jericho should've beat the clock, good job, ref.
 
2012-04-30 09:49:34 PM  
Did the Ref counting to 10 very slowly BOTCH THE MATCH?
 
2012-04-30 09:49:38 PM  
LOL I THINK THE REF farkED UP
 
2012-04-30 09:49:42 PM  

Morrius: So... Big Show's finisher is a punch?


It is a big fist
 
2012-04-30 09:49:44 PM  
DUSTY FINISH!
 
2012-04-30 09:49:48 PM  
Clock botch?
 
2012-04-30 09:49:49 PM  
that wasn't even close to a buzzer beater
 
2012-04-30 09:49:49 PM  
Ref farked up.
 
2012-04-30 09:49:51 PM  
TIME BOTCH
 
2012-04-30 09:49:58 PM  
hahaha clock botch!
 
2012-04-30 09:50:00 PM  

nyrkah1: $5 footlong? Is that all it costs for a certain WWE superstar to decorate your gym bag?


I figured he did that for free. Gratis poops.
 
2012-04-30 09:50:02 PM  

Morrius: So... Big Show's finisher is a punch?


Yup. Not even a heart punch.
 
2012-04-30 09:50:06 PM  
clock botch
 
2012-04-30 09:50:08 PM  
How the fark does that make sense?
 
2012-04-30 09:50:09 PM  
Timekeeper botch!
 
2012-04-30 09:50:12 PM  
That was really stupid.
 
2012-04-30 09:50:15 PM  

Morrius: So... Big Show's finisher is a punch?


You didn't know that?

It's one hell of a punch
 
2012-04-30 09:50:15 PM  
Y2J/MIZ/CMPUNK Triple threat?
 
2012-04-30 09:50:17 PM  

eddievercetti: eagles95: Oh....a Jeri-Show reunion. You know.....Show isn't that bad a wrestler. He's had good matches with Cody and him and Jericho always seem to put on a good match.

Yeah but I think we all agree we would want Show back at his prime.


I was watching a Nitro match on WWE Classic and I completely forgot how in shape he was, once upon a time.
 
2012-04-30 09:50:31 PM  
Goodbye, black ref... we hardly knew ye.
 
2012-04-30 09:50:42 PM  
Wait who called the clock botch?

That person is a wizard!
 
2012-04-30 09:50:42 PM  
Vince REALLY wants to bury Miz if that stays the result
 
2012-04-30 09:50:48 PM  
Shame it's Jericho and not Orton. I want to see the ref berated and abused
 
2012-04-30 09:50:56 PM  
Hahaha quick commercial break...yeah the farked that all up.

Vince is losing his shiat right now. That ref will probably have to die now.
 
2012-04-30 09:50:59 PM  

CommiePuddin: Timekeeper botch!


I remember when they actually had those. It took watching some old school matches to know what the hell they were actually for.
 
2012-04-30 09:51:08 PM  
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2012-04-30 09:51:26 PM  
Well, I guess know we are getting Jericho/Punk now thanks to that. If the last match was going to beat that time, they could have ruled for Miz.

Since they distinctly went for Jericho even though the buzzer went off, we know it has to be him.

Black Ref is SOOOOOOOOO FIRED
 
2012-04-30 09:51:27 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: eddievercetti: eagles95: Oh....a Jeri-Show reunion. You know.....Show isn't that bad a wrestler. He's had good matches with Cody and him and Jericho always seem to put on a good match.

Yeah but I think we all agree we would want Show back at his prime.

I was watching a Nitro match on WWE Classic and I completely forgot how in shape he was, once upon a time.


Same with me and seeing Mark Henry back in his weightlifting shape. He was SCARY big.
 
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