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(Bleacher Report)   On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1933
    More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, Monday Night Raw, John Laurinaitis, WWE, WWE Championship, USA, Alberto Del Rio, WWE Extreme Rules  
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2012-04-30 09:40:21 PM  
If Jericho wins, there's a shot.

If it is Miz, well we know that the winner of match 3 is going on.
 
2012-04-30 09:40:32 PM  
Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.
 
2012-04-30 09:40:39 PM  

Morrius: Is it my imagination, or are they trying to give us as little wrestling time as possible in this show? Between the beat the clock challenge and ... that thing we just saw, it seems like we're getting nothing but short matches.


Better than long promos and video packages
 
2012-04-30 09:40:56 PM  

hobblekitty: SharkTrager: globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

I just think Brock Lesnar is a massive, stupid dick of epic proportion. And I have no love for Johnny Ace either.


Hey hobbiekitty , you may already know the story, but Brock Lesnar was an actual legit NCAA wrestler at University of Minnesota, and won Big Ten and National titles. Here is a match of his from 1999 http://www.purefight.org/speaker/4424-Brock-Lesnar/video/194069-Brock- Lesnar-vs-Stephen-Neal-NCAA-Finals

On the one hand, I respect him for not changing his name or coming up with a crazy persona. On the other hand, it's hard to respect him because he basically refused to learn "acting" or mic skills, and basically just relies on being the monster guy he has been since high school and college.

If you knew all this, sorry for the rehash, but if not, perhaps it will help to understand where the guy is coming from.
 
2012-04-30 09:41:01 PM  

Morrius: Is it my imagination, or are they trying to give us as little wrestling time as possible in this show? Between the beat the clock challenge and ... that thing we just saw, it seems like we're getting nothing but short matches.


You must be new.
 
2012-04-30 09:41:14 PM  

Anarchangel: Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.


TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
 
2012-04-30 09:41:19 PM  
Woah, they filmed a horror movie in Pripyat?
 
2012-04-30 09:41:20 PM  

silgryphon: Better than long promos and video packages


Still plenty of time...
 
2012-04-30 09:41:21 PM  

Anarchangel: Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.


Seriously. Was that guy 12?
 
2012-04-30 09:41:32 PM  
I like Jeritrolls new sharper image led jacket.

More colors, let's power.
 
2012-04-30 09:41:39 PM  
Did the Bellas beat DBs record?
 
2012-04-30 09:42:05 PM  
Just got home and tuned in... maybe I shouldn't have bothered.
 
2012-04-30 09:42:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Anarchangel: Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!


FINISH...
...

.


...



..

HIM
 
2012-04-30 09:42:39 PM  
I hate this farking Verizon commercial.
 
2012-04-30 09:43:03 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Match is already over, but here is Layla at her best (yes, NSFW)


Can't touch this Arm Bra NSFW
 
2012-04-30 09:43:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Anarchangel: Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!


You know, that guy did get GREAT heat last night
 
2012-04-30 09:43:18 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Woah, they filmed a horror movie in Pripyat?


TOO SOON!

No, seriously, it's gonna be radioactive for centuries! It really IS too soon!
 
2012-04-30 09:43:20 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-04-30 09:43:21 PM  

Fisty Bum: Anarchangel: Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.

Seriously. Was that guy 12?


I'm 5'11" and 140lb. Skinny as a farking RAIL.

Next to that guy, I'd look like Lesnar from eight years ago.
 
2012-04-30 09:43:29 PM  

Theseus: hobblekitty: SharkTrager: globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

I just think Brock Lesnar is a massive, stupid dick of epic proportion. And I have no love for Johnny Ace either.

Hey hobbiekitty , you may already know the story, but Brock Lesnar was an actual legit NCAA wrestler at University of Minnesota, and won Big Ten and National titles. Here is a match of his from 1999 http://www.purefight.org/speaker/4424-Brock-Lesnar/video/194069-Brock- Lesnar-vs-Stephen-Neal-NCAA-Finals

On the one hand, I respect him for not changing his name or coming up with a crazy persona. On the other hand, it's hard to respect him because he basically refused to learn "acting" or mic skills, and basically just relies on being the monster guy he has been since high school and college.

If you knew all this, sorry for the rehash, but if not, perhaps it will help to understand where the guy is coming from.


Speaking for myself. I don't care where he's coming from. If he wanted to keep his integrity as a legit wrestler he shouldn't have joined the WWE.
 
2012-04-30 09:43:31 PM  
Jericho's jacket is well on the way to being as lit up as Jeff Jarrett's from his country singer gimmick days.
 
2012-04-30 09:43:38 PM  
anyone seen that vid of y2j getting hit with all those dx glowsticks?
 
2012-04-30 09:43:39 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: FirstNationalBastard: Anarchangel: Jericho's opponent is gonna be the skinnier of the two jobbers that Ryback squashed last night.

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!

TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!
TWO...

IS GREATER...

THAN ONE!

FINISH...
...

.


...



..

HIM


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG!
 
2012-04-30 09:43:43 PM  
I got this whole Jericho/Punk feud completely wrong. For some strange reason, I thought that their matches were going to be just okay and the out of the ring stuff was going to be classic.

/I had it backwards
//i'mokaywiththis.jpg
 
2012-04-30 09:44:09 PM  
$5 footlong? Is that all it costs for a certain WWE superstar to decorate your gym bag?
 
2012-04-30 09:44:10 PM  
Jericho and Big Show.
 
2012-04-30 09:44:11 PM  
The elbow was the highlight of the night.

Wait.....BIG SHOW?
 
2012-04-30 09:44:19 PM  
Big Slow?
 
2012-04-30 09:44:20 PM  
JeriShow Explodes!
 
2012-04-30 09:44:27 PM  

verbaltoxin: Jericho's jacket is well on the way to being as lit up as Jeff Jarrett's from his country singer gimmick days.


Time for Fozzy to cover "With My Baby Tonight".
 
2012-04-30 09:44:32 PM  
This might be the first time I've actually wanted to see Big Show be someone's opponent.
 
2012-04-30 09:44:33 PM  

TheManofPA: You know, that guy did get GREAT heat last night


A lot of these guys getting fed to Ryback actually have half-decent mic skills.
 
2012-04-30 09:44:34 PM  
Big shows hand is bigger than that kids skull
 
2012-04-30 09:44:37 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't fight, Jeri-Show!
 
2012-04-30 09:44:38 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Lite brite, Christmas tree, etc


i1122.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-30 09:44:57 PM  

nyrkah1: $5 footlong? Is that all it costs for a certain WWE superstar to decorate your gym bag?


That $5 meatball will definintely having you Ortoning in no time.

/Speaks from experience. The voices tell me to ease up on the marinara.
 
2012-04-30 09:44:59 PM  
Big Show's hat might suffocate that kid.

And Big Show going through the table was a nice twist on that style of match
 
2012-04-30 09:45:02 PM  
Cody vs. Punk, champ v champ would be interesting, Ladder match, with both belts?
 
2012-04-30 09:45:02 PM  
Big Show's going to do the job after Cody does something.
 
2012-04-30 09:45:20 PM  
I don't Punk/Y2J III is happening at the next PPV. o_o'
 
2012-04-30 09:45:29 PM  
so much for the Show/Rhodes face/heel swap
 
2012-04-30 09:45:48 PM  
So, if the time runs out, does the match just stop?
 
2012-04-30 09:45:48 PM  
If Vince was Smart, he would have had Fremantle Medis aponsor this Beat The Clock segment, and sold them ad time for The Price Is Right, Family Feud, and Let's Make A Deal.
 
2012-04-30 09:45:55 PM  

HeartBurnKid: TheManofPA: You know, that guy did get GREAT heat last night

A lot of these guys getting fed to Ryback actually have half-decent mic skills.


Much better than Ryback's.

Also, nice catch on the Jeri-Show thing other poster
 
2012-04-30 09:45:55 PM  

TheManofPA: Big Show's hat might suffocate that kid.


hey, don't knock it. Now that boy has a place to sleep tonight.
 
2012-04-30 09:46:06 PM  

Captain Steroid: I don't Punk/Y2J III is happening at the next PPV. o_o'


Third time is the charm?
 
2012-04-30 09:46:15 PM  

Morrius: So, if the time runs out, does the match just stop?


Yeah pretty much
 
2012-04-30 09:46:20 PM  
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2012-04-30 09:46:44 PM  

Theseus: hobblekitty: SharkTrager: globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

I just think Brock Lesnar is a massive, stupid dick of epic proportion. And I have no love for Johnny Ace either.

Hey hobbiekitty , you may already know the story, but Brock Lesnar was an actual legit NCAA wrestler at University of Minnesota, and won Big Ten and National titles. Here is a match of his from 1999 http://www.purefight.org/speaker/4424-Brock-Lesnar/video/194069-Brock- Lesnar-vs-Stephen-Neal-NCAA-Finals

On the one hand, I respect him for not changing his name or coming up with a crazy persona. On the other hand, it's hard to respect him because he basically refused to learn "acting" or mic skills, and basically just relies on being the monster guy he has been since high school and college.

If you knew all this, sorry for the rehash, but if not, perhaps it will help to understand where the guy is coming from.


I think you really nailed it there. Its probably why kurt angle (well at least his wwe run) is more looked on glowingly. Kurt took a USA gimmick when really it was way past the era to have something that silly and really made it work... and people loved it. Big, hardass has been done perfectly before (goldberg) so I never got excited for brock because he didnt give me anything other than just being a big hardass.
 
2012-04-30 09:47:08 PM  

Dougie AXP: zZzZzZzZzZzZZZZZZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz


wake up you're asleep at the wheel!@!!
 
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