FARK.com: (7078454) On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA

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		On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1933
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Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-30 09:20:59 PM

you sank my battleshiats!

Anarchangel		2012-04-30 09:20:59 PM

Triple H's arm is broken just like that? Really?

I'm guessing Big Show vs. Lesnar for Over The Limit.

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:21:05 PM

hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

I liked him his first run with WWE

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 09:21:14 PM

SharkTrager: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: Why would Truth run in to save HHH?

To show that it's real.

The last time Truth and HHH were involved Truth was convinced HHH was part of a massive conspiracy.

Yeah, but that was part of the "show". That wasn't Troof coming out tonight, it was Ron Killings.

LegacyDL		2012-04-30 09:21:15 PM

VvonderJesus: Finishing a match with a torn quad? No problem.

Break your arm? 6 guys help you out of the ring.

This!

globalwarmingpraiser		2012-04-30 09:21:15 PM

VvonderJesus: Finishing a match with a torn quad? No problem.
Break your arm? 6 guys help you out of the ring.

One of the reasons to actually respect Triple Gagne. That is some serious toughness.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 09:21:24 PM

hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

I think he's doing great with his role, but holy crap the booking, dear god, the booking. Just awful.

slamjack		2012-04-30 09:21:56 PM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: Why would Truth run in to save HHH?

To show that it's real.

The last time Truth and HHH were involved Truth was convinced HHH was part of a massive conspiracy.

Yeah, but that was part of the "show". That wasn't Troof coming out tonight, it was Ron Killings.

Nah, K-Kwik became a certified EMT during his time away from WWE.

Moodybastard		2012-04-30 09:21:57 PM

hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

No, don't much care for him either but he is a useful tool in creating a good story.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-04-30 09:22:05 PM

Rubes

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-30 09:22:09 PM

hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Right there with you, sister.

FinFangFark		2012-04-30 09:22:12 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: VvonderJesus: Finishing a match with a torn quad TWICE? No problem.
Break your arm? 6 guys help you out of the ring.

One of the reasons to actually respect Triple Gagne. That is some serious toughness.

FTFY

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:22:29 PM

We get a recap of what just happened

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 09:22:35 PM

Moodybastard: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

No, don't much care for him either but he is a ~~useful~~ tool ~~in creating a good story~~.

TheJoe03		2012-04-30 09:22:40 PM

Uh gonna give this thread a chance, I heard that the wrasslin threads were a good time. Not sure if I can watch the actually "game" or whatever, I have a long standing drinkin game where I must drink when I hear a wrestling reference, so I don't want to be THAT smashed.

globalwarmingpraiser		2012-04-30 09:22:49 PM

KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Right there with you, sister.

It's like he is a heel or something.

eddievercetti		2012-04-30 09:22:50 PM

Recap of 5 minutes ago, because shut up.

tbaughm		2012-04-30 09:23:01 PM

hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Me either.

Fisty Bum		2012-04-30 09:23:24 PM

Huh...that snap looked gnarly.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-04-30 09:23:25 PM

TheJoe03: Uh gonna give this thread a chance, I heard that the wrasslin threads were a good time. Not sure if I can watch the actually "game" or whatever, I have a long standing drinkin game where I must drink when I hear a wrestling reference, so I don't want to be THAT smashed.

ARMBAR

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 09:23:40 PM

That's not how it looks when you break the arm with that move.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 09:23:46 PM

A Savage attack?

No one did an elbow off the top rope!

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:23:46 PM

FinFangFark		2012-04-30 09:23:50 PM

ThatGuyGreg: TheJoe03: Uh gonna give this thread a chance, I heard that the wrasslin threads were a good time. Not sure if I can watch the actually "game" or whatever, I have a long standing drinkin game where I must drink when I hear a wrestling reference, so I don't want to be THAT smashed.

ARMBAR

SCOOPSLAM

robsul82		2012-04-30 09:23:50 PM

MRPGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 09:23:55 PM

Ok this is a work now.

Theseus		2012-04-30 09:23:57 PM

ha, when you see the "breaking" again, it's hilarious

eddievercetti		2012-04-30 09:24:00 PM

hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

I USED to like him, till he became a jackass during his UFC run.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-30 09:24:00 PM

trying to play that it was a dislocated elbow?

globalwarmingpraiser		2012-04-30 09:24:07 PM

FinFangFark: globalwarmingpraiser: VvonderJesus: Finishing a match with a torn quad TWICE? No problem.
Break your arm? 6 guys help you out of the ring.

One of the reasons to actually respect Triple Gagne. That is some serious toughness.

FTFY

True. He is damn near Double A tough.

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 09:24:15 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: KellyKellyKelly: hobblekitty: I realize I am in the minority here, but I can't stand Brock Lesnar.

Right there with you, sister.

It's like he is a heel or something.

We have no problems with heels. We have problems with part timers with bad mic skills.

Morrius		2012-04-30 09:24:21 PM

SharkTrager: That's not how it looks when you break the arm with that move.

Yeah, I think Brock shifted the hold up to make it look that way.

Steven Rules		2012-04-30 09:24:24 PM

Lime Status - Concerned

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 09:24:29 PM

This is "Fritz Von Erich has a heart attack" levels of stupid.

one of those		2012-04-30 09:24:32 PM

Executive Administrator of dem tittays

Ed Becker		2012-04-30 09:24:33 PM

Sign: "Michael Cole is a true professional." lol

eddievercetti		2012-04-30 09:24:35 PM

#HOESKI

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 09:24:37 PM

Sheamus asks HHH, "So, uh...are we still on for the gym tomorrow, fella?"

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-30 09:24:45 PM

She has glasses, so that means she's evil

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-30 09:24:46 PM

Love the bald secret service surrounding Barack Lester

MagSeven		2012-04-30 09:24:47 PM

I've got glasses! I'm SMRT!

Farktologist		2012-04-30 09:24:48 PM

FinFangFark: ThatGuyGreg: TheJoe03: Uh gonna give this thread a chance, I heard that the wrasslin threads were a good time. Not sure if I can watch the actually "game" or whatever, I have a long standing drinkin game where I must drink when I hear a wrestling reference, so I don't want to be THAT smashed.

ARMBAR

SCOOPSLAM

MOSS-COVERED THREE-HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-30 09:24:50 PM

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but WWE is going to need young talent soon, and it worked somewhat well with Lesnar and Angle, maybe WWE should start scouting college wrestlers and offering them contracts.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 09:24:52 PM

Eve's having a beat the cock challenge?

Sounds legit.

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:24:53 PM

Ok, that little kid with a Michael Cole is a "true" professional is a great sign.

Ok, smart move putting Eve in glasses. She might flub her lines, but damn if it doesn't make her 12 percent hotter

VvonderJesus		2012-04-30 09:24:54 PM

I'll be in my bunk

ThatGuyGreg		2012-04-30 09:24:59 PM

Ok, I am seriously digging the secretary look on Eve.

you are a puppet		2012-04-30 09:24:59 PM

SharkTrager: That's not how it looks when you break the arm with that move.

Oh my god he just broke HHH's arm with the kimura right on that steel chair!