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(Bleacher Report)   On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, Monday Night Raw, John Laurinaitis, WWE, WWE Championship, USA, Alberto Del Rio, WWE Extreme Rules  
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2012-04-30 09:08:07 PM  
Me. Me everywhere.

2012-04-30 09:08:10 PM  
Wait a second, if Brock beat Cena.....does that mean that HHH ended the streak at WM

2012-04-30 09:08:13 PM  
Oh good...

It's THIS thread guy again.

2012-04-30 09:08:19 PM  
well HHH isn't jobbing to Bork Laser so this might be the Bork Laser pays his dues tour and loses every ppv
2012-04-30 09:08:23 PM  
the CIAO?
2012-04-30 09:08:33 PM  
CAO, Johnny?
2012-04-30 09:08:43 PM  
HHH time to bury Brock.
2012-04-30 09:08:46 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: SAVE US TRIPS!

...wait, WTF am I saying?!!

I know.

I'm scared, too.
2012-04-30 09:08:49 PM
2012-04-30 09:08:49 PM  

Dougie AXP: dafuq is this shiat....I already want to change the channel.

Trips and Lesnar have that effect on people. All this segment needs is Jericho and it's a full on trollfest
2012-04-30 09:08:56 PM  
2012-04-30 09:08:57 PM  
Hey Brock, when's the baby due?
2012-04-30 09:09:03 PM  
what a difference a night makes, people would have been lynched last night if they chanted triple h
2012-04-30 09:09:16 PM  

FinFangFark: jeez...I've the sudden craving for a Jimmy John's sandwich, and I don't know why...

Sure you don't want a Doritos Locos TacoTM?
2012-04-30 09:09:27 PM  
"The C-E-I-E-I-O?"
2012-04-30 09:09:35 PM  
so now trips is the hero? blech
2012-04-30 09:09:41 PM  
"Brock, sorry bro, but you're going to have to miss the first day of deer season."
2012-04-30 09:09:43 PM  
FAO Schwartz?
2012-04-30 09:09:45 PM  
"The days of you holding up WWE are over, Brock."

2012-04-30 09:09:51 PM  
Yeah tell him HHH
2012-04-30 09:09:52 PM  
2012-04-30 09:10:03 PM  
...i thought it was WWE Raw Supershow
2012-04-30 09:10:07 PM  
You know, I would enjoy things if they did just have Brock lose every PPV until WM but each one it gets lower. Like by Survivor Series he is losing to Santino and at Royal Rumble he is losing to Swagger
2012-04-30 09:10:13 PM  
...except me.
2012-04-30 09:10:19 PM  
No, actually Gagne, the name of the show was Raw is War from March 17, 1997 until sometime in the mid-2000s.
2012-04-30 09:10:20 PM  
...the second hour was War Zone in the 90s, Hunter.
2012-04-30 09:10:27 PM  
2012-04-30 09:10:27 PM  
I'd be ok with Brock doing a face turn and beating the crap out of Johnny for all this.

/aint gonna happen though
2012-04-30 09:10:27 PM  
oh god...Vince really did sign him just to bury him.
2012-04-30 09:10:30 PM  
"Nobody's bigger than the WWE..."

How the hell did he say that with a straight face?
2012-04-30 09:10:35 PM  
Be a star, Brock!
2012-04-30 09:10:37 PM  
Oops Ace farked up
2012-04-30 09:10:43 PM  

nyrkah1: RAW IS WAR!!!!

Yep, exactly. Was going to say, the title of the "longest running show eva!" hasn't stayed the same, has it.
2012-04-30 09:11:01 PM  
I heart you Triple Gagne and take back anything I ever said about you.
2012-04-30 09:11:02 PM  
That approval line was almost as tortured as the feelings line a week ago.
2012-04-30 09:11:03 PM  
"Wild contract law! Smell the ratings Monsoon!"
2012-04-30 09:11:04 PM  
He's even burying the GM position now.
2012-04-30 09:11:13 PM  
well im guessing this will mean a brock match tonight. maybe with Show, maybe with mark henry?
2012-04-30 09:11:14 PM  
You didn't get my approval so I will not be approving for approval any of these things submitted to me for approval.

/Can I borrow a feeling?
2012-04-30 09:11:16 PM  
Brock is gonna f5 hhh
2012-04-30 09:11:33 PM  
bork laser sponsored by jimmy johns
2012-04-30 09:11:34 PM  
You know, if Brock beats the crap out of HHH, I'll be okay with this.
2012-04-30 09:11:35 PM  
2012-04-30 09:11:35 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: so now trips is the hero? blech

Trips keeps doing what is best for the company. Hr didn't bury Punk. And he got rid of Nash quick.
2012-04-30 09:11:36 PM  
Gonna squirt, Brocky? Huh? Gonna cry?
2012-04-30 09:11:40 PM  

Dougie AXP: oh god...Vince really did sign him just to bury him.

Next year, Wrestlemania dark match, Lesnar vs. Goldberg, with Ryback as guest referee beating them both after the match.
2012-04-30 09:11:45 PM  
"Brock Lesnar is not some country bumpkin."

"yes he is!"
2012-04-30 09:12:06 PM  
If it's HHH vs Brock at Over the Limit, I quit.
2012-04-30 09:12:12 PM  
I know what you know that they know that he knew....
2012-04-30 09:12:20 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Gonna squirt, Brocky? Huh? Gonna cry?

Gagne is used to someone with that voice and build squirting in his face.

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