FARK.com: (7078454) On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA

		On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1933
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Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 09:05:22 PM

So Lesnar lost and yet he's the powerhouse??!

dafuq?

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:05:31 PM

You know, this would have been a brilliant heel promo

IF BROCK HAD WON LAST NIGHT

ThatGuyGreg		2012-04-30 09:05:42 PM

So... Brock did the job last night, right?

It'd be a lil' bit hilarious if they retconned the whole thing w/o saying a word about it.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-30 09:05:45 PM

BORK LASER!

falcon176		2012-04-30 09:05:46 PM

wrestlers with a better win percentage than Bork Laser:

Brooklyn Brawler
Repo Man
Johnny Ace
Earl Hebner

globalwarmingpraiser		2012-04-30 09:05:53 PM

Brock needs Punked.

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 09:05:59 PM

Are they hoping if he does enough promos he'll learn how to do them right?

MagSeven		2012-04-30 09:06:00 PM

falcon176: how can they call Brock Lesnar a bad ass when he is 0-1? That's a win percentage of .000

Brock is well justified in saying "well, you should see the OTHER guy".

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:06:01 PM

This segment bought to you by Jimmy Johns

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 09:06:03 PM

Brock Lesnar totally showed John Cena what's up by losing after two moves!

phedex		2012-04-30 09:06:07 PM

Love how lesnars video package is so old. He's put on at least 50lbs of fat.

tbaughm		2012-04-30 09:06:11 PM

falcon176: wrestlers with a better win percentage than Bork Laser:

Brooklyn Brawler
Repo Man
Johnny Ace
Earl Hebner

You forgot Michael Cole

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 09:06:14 PM

economicalhaircut		2012-04-30 09:06:16 PM

Brocks 40 dates are gonna be up by the time summerslam rolls up if they keep bringing him out for shiat like this

robsul82		2012-04-30 09:06:17 PM

BORK LASER sign

Captain Steroid		2012-04-30 09:06:19 PM

falcon176: how can they call Brock Lesnar a bad ass when he is 0-1? That's a win percentage of .000

Well, he DID start his UFC run at 0-1. >_>

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-30 09:06:22 PM

TheManofPA: You know, this would have been a brilliant heel promo

IF BROCK HAD WON LAST NIGHT

This.

Now this just sounds stupid

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 09:06:41 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: HEY NYRKAH1!

fuq da rags!

(stonecoldflippingbird.jpeg)

it's ok, please show us on the doll where the Capitals are touching you.

Morrius		2012-04-30 09:06:43 PM

Is Brock selling a knee injury at all? If not, then why the fark did Cena win last night?

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:06:47 PM

Dougie AXP: So Lesnar lost and yet he's the powerhouse??!

dafuq?

Last night at EXTREME RULES, the "doctor" got in the ring 3 times vs. you know zero for the past decade.

THERE WAS ALSO A DQ

There was a DQ at the EXTREME RULES PPV

This does not have to make sense

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 09:06:52 PM

BORK LASER HAS ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN CENASTEIN

FinFangFark		2012-04-30 09:06:54 PM

jeez...I've the sudden craving for a Jimmy John's sandwich, and I don't know why...

silgryphon		2012-04-30 09:07:11 PM

God he sounds like a robot

HHH!!!

Fisty Bum		2012-04-30 09:07:14 PM

Yet...you lost.

This is stupid.

robsul82		2012-04-30 09:07:18 PM

GAME-AH

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 09:07:19 PM

Lord that man has shiatty tattoos.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-30 09:07:19 PM

Man, that side view of Brock couldn't look any less threatening.

tbaughm		2012-04-30 09:07:22 PM

Time to play the Gagne

falcon176		2012-04-30 09:07:24 PM

whoever called HHH gets a free pony

styckx		2012-04-30 09:07:26 PM

TIME TO PLAY THE GAYYNNE

Steven Rules		2012-04-30 09:07:26 PM

First we had to see Brock lose. Now we have to listen to him talk. I do not like this Brock.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-30 09:07:27 PM

Said it before, i'll say it again - Brock and Chyna have the same voice

CM Drunk		2012-04-30 09:07:28 PM

hey, look who it is.

Morrius		2012-04-30 09:07:29 PM

Wow, Brock can't speak worth a DAMN.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-30 09:07:30 PM

I never thought I'd say this, but thank God for HHH

LegacyDL		2012-04-30 09:07:30 PM

Triple H go away, your supposed "era" is over.

Captain Steroid		2012-04-30 09:07:32 PM

GAME START!

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 09:07:32 PM

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME, THE GAME OF WHO IS GOING TO GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 09:07:33 PM

Bring the pain, lose match.

www.blogcdn.com

Oh, crap, not the Gagne.

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 09:07:35 PM

Don't worry about figuring any of this out, it's time to play the game.

How will we retcon this so that HHH is better than Brock.

phedex		2012-04-30 09:07:38 PM

summa dat tripla HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-30 09:07:38 PM

Last night Illl bring my promo and pause halfway during my sentence

FinFangFark		2012-04-30 09:07:42 PM

I didn't think i'd say this again...but Hell yeah it's TRIPLE H!

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 09:07:44 PM

Hey Brock

1. You lost
2. You have a penis on your chest

Check and mate

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 09:07:54 PM

dafuq is this shiat....I already want to change the channel.

one of those		2012-04-30 09:08:03 PM

I'M THE FACE OF WWE

fitnessfreak24.com

MagSeven		2012-04-30 09:08:03 PM

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
images4.fanpop.com

Theseus		2012-04-30 09:08:04 PM

I don't care, I'm still not cheering for Triple H. Try harder, WWE creative.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-30 09:08:07 PM

SAVE US TRIPS!

...wait, WTF am I saying?!!

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-30 09:08:07 PM

"WHOA BRAIN! HHH IS OUT"

"Good I was starting to miss him!"

"Really?"

"Like I miss those penicillin shots, Monsoon"

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