FARK.com: (7078454) On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA

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		On tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw, marvel in amazement as a senile promoter wastes $5 million by making Brock Lesnar sing "Feelings" to a Paul Bearersicle while eating Doritos Tacos Locos. Deep Hurting starts at 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1933
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SharkTrager		2012-04-30 08:20:55 PM

TheManofPA: You know, I forgot to actually write up an Extreme Rules Guessing Game

So, here we go for tonight's Raw, yes it sucks, but enjoy

1 Point: What will HHH want to talk about? Brock's future with the company
2 Points: Is Cena going to be business as usual? nope. he's leaving for a while to do the film Orton can't do
3 Points: Will Jericho-Punk continue for the next PPV? nope
4 Points: Who will Lord Tensai beat this week? your mom
5 Points: Will Daniel Bryan be allowed to be in person in front of the crowd on Raw? yup

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 08:21:19 PM

robsul82		2012-04-30 08:21:54 PM

SharkTrager: 2 Points: Is Cena going to be business as usual? nope. he's leaving for a while to do the film Orton can't do

Nope, apparently The Miz is going to pretend to be a Marine.

/at least his first failed catchphrase was "OORAH!"

silgryphon		2012-04-30 08:23:06 PM

I bet Teddy Long gets humilated somehow tonight

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 08:23:49 PM

robsul82: SharkTrager: 2 Points: Is Cena going to be business as usual? nope. he's leaving for a while to do the film Orton can't do

Nope, apparently The Miz is going to pretend to be a Marine.

/at least his first failed catchphrase was "OORAH!"

Why cast Miz unless they want someone to blame when yet another film flops?

Captain Steroid		2012-04-30 08:25:05 PM

tbaughm		2012-04-30 08:26:02 PM

phedex		2012-04-30 08:26:37 PM

silgryphon: I bet Teddy Long gets humilated somehow tonight

Find me a job, playa!

img.poptower.com

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 08:27:14 PM

eagles95		2012-04-30 08:27:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: eagles95: Since everyone major did serious bumps last night, I'm expecting a good solid 12-16min of wrestling tonight. Triple Gagne talking will eat up 20min. Cena Gehrig will give his good bye speech alone in the ring which should be 20 min. Punk & Jericho about 20min. Divas piss break for 5min. YES! man and Funkasaurus total about 10min. Plus some backstage hijinks for the rest of the filler. Oh and Twitter mentions!!

Since everyone took serious bumps last night, Vince will schedule a 6 man clusterfark match so someone can get their elbow mangled.

It's tradition!

My bad.....so who is Miz going to drop tonight? I would guess Kofi

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 08:28:32 PM

nyrkah1: [i.imgur.com image 327x396]
[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

HEY!

Fark yo Rangers

MagSeven		2012-04-30 08:28:40 PM

Fark the ending of the Lesnar/Cena match. They could have at least had Brock come back and "injure" Cena horribly while Cena was making his heartfelt speech to explain Cena's absence.

FinFangFark		2012-04-30 08:29:56 PM

hit up Whole Foods on the way home, picked up some chicken to grill for the wife, and a ever delicious 16oz steak for myself.

Just checked the grill....we are on pace for Nickleback.

LegacyDL		2012-04-30 08:30:45 PM

eagles95: FirstNationalBastard: eagles95: Since everyone major did serious bumps last night, I'm expecting a good solid 12-16min of wrestling tonight. Triple Gagne talking will eat up 20min. Cena Gehrig will give his good bye speech alone in the ring which should be 20 min. Punk & Jericho about 20min. Divas piss break for 5min. YES! man and Funkasaurus total about 10min. Plus some backstage hijinks for the rest of the filler. Oh and Twitter mentions!!

Since everyone took serious bumps last night, Vince will schedule a 6 man clusterfark match so someone can get their elbow mangled.

It's tradition!

My bad.....so who is Miz going to drop tonight? I would guess Kofi

Kofi? You're much too kind.

I was thinking Goldberg 4.0 aka Ryback.

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 08:31:12 PM

Anyone watching HIMYM? Interesting end, I was wondering when they were going to return to an older plot point.

Morrius		2012-04-30 08:31:51 PM

Okay, which one of you guys photoshopped Lesnar's head onto Ric Flair's body?

silgryphon		2012-04-30 08:31:53 PM

I loved the Goldberg chants for Rybak last night. What would really be funny if he made his finisher the Jackhammer

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-30 08:32:20 PM

"You think Teddy Long will get further humiliated tonight Brain?"

" I do Monsoon, however how they're going to do it without a bale of cotton in the ring is beyond me."

"Folks, I apologize for my broadcast partner."

"Does R-Truth still have that uniform?"

"Stop....!"

eagles95		2012-04-30 08:32:27 PM

LegacyDL: eagles95: FirstNationalBastard: eagles95: Since everyone major did serious bumps last night, I'm expecting a good solid 12-16min of wrestling tonight. Triple Gagne talking will eat up 20min. Cena Gehrig will give his good bye speech alone in the ring which should be 20 min. Punk & Jericho about 20min. Divas piss break for 5min. YES! man and Funkasaurus total about 10min. Plus some backstage hijinks for the rest of the filler. Oh and Twitter mentions!!

Since everyone took serious bumps last night, Vince will schedule a 6 man clusterfark match so someone can get their elbow mangled.

It's tradition!

My bad.....so who is Miz going to drop tonight? I would guess Kofi

Kofi? You're much too kind.

I was thinking Goldberg 4.0 aka Ryback.

No....someone people have heard of

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 08:32:30 PM

TheManofPA: Anyone watching HIMYM? Interesting end, I was wondering when they were going to return to an older plot point.

Yea...I got nothing

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 08:32:55 PM

So with the long drive over to Dayton, did production have enough time to change all the boos from Irish over to DB and all the cheers from DB over to Irish.

I wonder how much editing they'll do from last night

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 08:34:11 PM

TheManofPA: Anyone watching HIMYM? Interesting end, I was wondering when they were going to return to an older plot point.

No. We have been over this before. 7PM Monday is Gossip Girl time.

MagSeven		2012-04-30 08:34:51 PM

TheManofPA: Anyone watching HIMYM? Interesting end, I was wondering when they were going to return to an older plot point.

I watched it. What plot point are you referring to? Beercules?

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 08:35:24 PM

Dougie AXP: TheManofPA: Anyone watching HIMYM? Interesting end, I was wondering when they were going to return to an older plot point.

Yea...I got nothing

Last season or beginning of this one, they actually show Lily in the hospital but without the circumstances with a "we'll get back to that story"

silgryphon		2012-04-30 08:35:35 PM

SharkTrager: TheManofPA: Anyone watching HIMYM? Interesting end, I was wondering when they were going to return to an older plot point.

No. We have been over this before. ~~7PM~~ 8 pm Monday is ~~Gossip Girl~~ Secret Life time.

nyrkah1		2012-04-30 08:35:56 PM

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 08:36:47 PM

To all those 100%ers, all over the world, riding through this world, all alone....

www.infinitydish.com

BLACKJACK. HOOKERS. WORLDWIDE. NO SUBSTITUTES.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-30 08:37:48 PM

let's freaking go already...lets just get to Nickleback time so I can be pissed off and go to bed.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 08:38:51 PM

Right here is the new star of WWE Studios' "The Marine 3."

Moss covered three handled grudenza		2012-04-30 08:39:01 PM

Dougie AXP: All Rundown:

Senile Vince
Moss Covered Three Handled Gredunza
Vince Russo
Bobby and The Gorilla
CM Drunk

Feel free to add to this.

Someone call me?

hobblekitty		2012-04-30 08:39:16 PM

I'm loving the new Monty Burns as Vince McMahon memes.

/must figure out a way to contribute with teh funneh

tbaughm		2012-04-30 08:39:25 PM

Dougie AXP: let's freaking go already...lets just get to Nickleback time so I can be pissed off and go to bed.

I wonder how many women/men that Chad Kroeger has slept with have said the exact same thing.

LegacyDL		2012-04-30 08:40:34 PM

verbaltoxin: Right here is the new star of WWE Studios' "The Marine 3."

If there ever were an image to describe ejaculating while sharting in your pants that would be it.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-30 08:40:35 PM

BEST IN THE WORLD

cdn3.sbnation.com

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-30 08:40:42 PM

"I got Teddy Long's new job Monsoon!"

"This I gotta hear..."

"He could operate some kind of subterranean mass transit system."

"... So... An underground..... OH WILL YOU STOP?"

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 08:42:25 PM

The best HHH swerve would be that Ace has done such a great job as GM they decided to allow him more time to focus on that, and Teddy is the new VP of Talent Relations.

hobblekitty		2012-04-30 08:42:31 PM

Apparently someone already thought of this LOL

thewrestlingfan.com

GIS Vince McMahon the Simpsons

Fisty Bum		2012-04-30 08:42:44 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I got Teddy Long's new job Monsoon!"

"This I gotta hear..."

"He could operate some kind of subterranean mass transit system."

"... So... An underground..... OH WILL YOU STOP?"

I love you so so so so very much.

Morrius		2012-04-30 08:42:57 PM

So, if Cena really is taking time off to star in the Marine 3... Vince is doubling down on Cena's acting skills.

Oh yeah, the E ain't gonna be in business 5 years from now.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 08:43:03 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 500x949]

Morrius		2012-04-30 08:44:43 PM

Are ponies more appropriate for before, during, or after RAW?

SharkTrager		2012-04-30 08:45:14 PM

Morrius: Are ponies more appropriate for before, during, or after RAW?

During, preferably with a nice Cabernet.

TheManofPA		2012-04-30 08:45:32 PM

Morrius: Are ponies more appropriate for before, during, or after RAW?

I'm beginning to believe that FNB is actually just a horse who learned how to type so I'm going to say anytime

Fisty Bum		2012-04-30 08:45:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 500x949]

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x426]

img.ponibooru.org

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-30 08:46:01 PM

Morrius: Are ponies more appropriate for before, during, or after RAW?

The general Pony posting time is usually somewhere in the 10 PM hour, after we've all seen just how horrible the show is and people start going to bed, turning to other channels, or in the case of Smiths, drunkenly typing whatever pops in his head.

MagSeven		2012-04-30 08:46:28 PM

Oh. And I'M the guy who is happy to have Layla back. Although the sooner she goes heel the better.

you are a puppet		2012-04-30 08:46:51 PM

lol at that Indian news article with the Benoit pic

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-30 08:46:59 PM

nyrkah1: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]

abepantsdown.jpg

that might be my favorite one yet.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-30 08:47:32 PM

"Oh crap! Plug the twitter Monsoon!"

"@Bobbyandgorilla"

"Follow us! We have beer and naked women!"

"We don't guarantee the quantity or quality of either..."

Gunny Highway		2012-04-30 08:47:32 PM

Morrius: So, if Cena really is taking time off to star in the Marine 3... Vince is doubling down on Cena's acting skills.

Oh yeah, the E ain't gonna be in business 5 years from now.

I though I read Miz was going to be the star

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