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2012-04-30 06:25:38 AM  
I sense a major meltdown in this gals future. I almost feel sorry for her.
 
2012-04-30 07:48:59 AM  
That's um.... quite the couple.
 
2012-04-30 08:20:47 AM  
Very pale guy dating weirdly tanned girl. Interesting. She almost looks like some kind of Star Trek alien with that skin tone. And that guy. Every time I see him, all I can think is, "Percy wet himself! Hah!"
 
2012-04-30 08:24:18 AM  
Who?
 
2012-04-30 08:24:42 AM  

Cythraul: Very pale guy dating weirdly tanned girl. Interesting. She almost looks like some kind of Star Trek alien with that skin tone. And that guy. Every time I see him, all I can think is, "Percy wet himself! Hah!"


They're married.
 
2012-04-30 08:26:02 AM  
AW porn-star in training

/Percy Wetmore, indeed
//that boy is overcompensating for something
 
2012-04-30 08:28:12 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AW porn-star in training

/Percy Wetmore, indeed
//that boy is overcompensating for something


He always have the grin of a fat boyscout that just won an achievement award.
 
2012-04-30 08:28:24 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Cythraul: Very pale guy dating weirdly tanned girl. Interesting. She almost looks like some kind of Star Trek alien with that skin tone. And that guy. Every time I see him, all I can think is, "Percy wet himself! Hah!"

They're married.


Oh, sorry. That changes the whole dynamic of my post. Let me correct it:

Very pale guy datingmarried to a weirdly tanned girl. Interesting. She almost looks like some kind of Star Trek alien with that skin tone. And that guy. Every time I see him, all I can think is, "Percy wet himself! Hah!"

It's so different now!
 
2012-04-30 08:32:50 AM  
Can we please stop encouraging her?
 
2012-04-30 08:41:38 AM  

GAT_00: Can we please stop encouraging her?


This ^^^

If the press would just ignore her attention-whoring ways, she'd go away. There's nothing hot about her and the only reason she's in the news is because of her age, her fake boobs, her slutty attire, and the fact she married a 50-something year-old dude.
 
2012-04-30 08:44:21 AM  

slayer199: GAT_00: Can we please stop encouraging her?

This ^^^

If the press would just ignore her attention-whoring ways, she'd go away. There's nothing hot about her and the only reason she's in the news is because of her age, her fake boobs, her slutty attire, and the fact she married a 50-something year-old dude.


Is that what it takes?
 
2012-04-30 08:46:43 AM  
That's a nice dress she is almost wearing.
 
2012-04-30 08:58:34 AM  

AbbeySomeone: He always have the grin of a fat boyscout that just won an achievement award.


I totally read that in Delacroix's voice
 
2012-04-30 08:58:47 AM  
This one looks like she was photoshopped into a picture taken at Target:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/sh'O'pping
 
2012-04-30 09:38:12 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: This one looks like she was photoshopped into a picture taken at Target:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]

/sh'O'pping


Nice
 
2012-04-30 09:48:30 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: This one looks like she was photoshopped into a picture taken at Target:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]

/sh'O'pping


She is the uncanny divide.
 
2012-04-30 10:04:26 AM  
Those shoes are awesome and just a couple of goldfish away from absolute I'm Gonna Git You Suckadom.
 
2012-04-30 10:15:07 AM  
how long has she been 17? i'm guessing at least ten years.
 
2012-04-30 10:36:28 AM  

FlashHarry: how long has she been 17? i'm guessing at least ten years.


She's been 17 since last year, when she turned 17, she first came to attention earlier last year when she was 16.
 
2012-04-30 10:38:58 AM  
I thought Fark's favorite teen bride was the girl from that trainwreck thread we aren't supposed to talk about any more
 
2012-04-30 10:55:59 AM  
She dresses like she's always at a party.
 
2012-04-30 11:16:55 AM  

unlikely: I thought Fark's favorite teen bride was the girl from that trainwreck thread we aren't supposed to talk about any more


The what and the who?
 
2012-04-30 11:57:29 AM  

Grables'Daughter: The what and the who?


I think she only became "famous" because she married a has-been that hardly anyone even remembered at the age of 16. I think the two of them are in it for a mutual interest of getting a reality show and notoriety from that.
 
2012-04-30 11:57:49 AM  

slayer199: GAT_00: Can we please stop encouraging her?

This ^^^

If the press would just ignore her attention-whoring ways, she'd go away. There's nothing hot about her and the only reason she's in the news is because of her age, her fake boobs, her slutty attire, and the fact she married a 50-something year-old dude.


Yeah, and who has that ever worked for? The press doesn't want her to go away, because apparently people want to know what she's doing. Even if that's shopping.

I guess people enjoy a good trainwreck.
 
2012-04-30 11:58:56 AM  
Attention Whores are the worst.
 
2012-04-30 12:03:17 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.


Pot? I have kettle on line 2


But I love GD......at least she has class
 
2012-04-30 12:03:39 PM  
So why is she famous? At least he acted in a few movies and TV shows.
 
2012-04-30 12:04:01 PM  

Otackle72: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Pot? I have kettle on line 2


But I love GD......at least she has class


Thank you for that!

/blushes
 
2012-04-30 12:04:24 PM  

WhyteRaven74: She's been 17 since last year, when she turned 17, she first came to attention earlier last year when she was 16.


Oldest looking 17 year old on the planet, if not, then in theTop 10 at least.
Not ugly, just ....uncanny as Linoleum said.
 
2012-04-30 12:09:04 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: She dresses like she's always at a party.


From most of the movies I download I would have been lead to believe that she is the party.
 
2012-04-30 12:10:43 PM  

slayer199: GAT_00: Can we please stop encouraging her?

This ^^^

If the press would just ignore her attention-whoring ways, she'd go away. There's nothing hot about her and the only reason she's in the news is because of her age, her fake boobs, her slutty attire, and the fact she married a 50-something year-old dude.


The plan is to give her more attention than she can handle. Only then she'll go away
 
2012-04-30 12:13:50 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

HATERS GONNA HATE....
 
2012-04-30 12:18:01 PM  
That skirt is so short she has to shave to wear it, and I don't mean her legs.
 
2012-04-30 12:19:06 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Otackle72: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Pot? I have kettle on line 2


But I love GD......at least she has class

Thank you for that!

/blushes


always welcome
 
2012-04-30 12:19:17 PM  

ongbok: That skirt is so short she has to shave to wear it, and I don't mean her legs.


or she needs two hair do's
 
2012-04-30 12:21:14 PM  
She wouldn't look so bad if she wasn't so damn orange.

She's approaching guido speed there.

www.imsotight.com
 
2012-04-30 12:21:17 PM  
She can remain as thin and chesty as she wants, but she farked that guy. He farked her, she farked him, they farked each other. There's a good chance his cawk was in her mouth as well as his semen. Possibly his cawk was in her anus as well as more semen. Go ahead, kiss her. She's hot!

/she's not hot
//firm believer in the 'you farked who?' declines on hotness scale
 
2012-04-30 12:22:47 PM  
She might actually get something legitimate going if she scraped that make-up off her face and quit sporting that whore-do.
 
2012-04-30 12:23:14 PM  
Lip-curling AW Empress Exhibit C
 
2012-04-30 12:24:46 PM  

rudemix: She can remain as thin and chesty as she wants, but she farked that guy. He farked her, she farked him, they farked each other. There's a good chance his cawk was in her mouth as well as his semen. Possibly his cawk was in her anus as well as more semen. Go ahead, kiss her. She's hot!

/she's not hot
//firm believer in the 'you farked who?' declines on hotness scale


So who's semen wouldn't you mind tasting?
 
2012-04-30 12:25:03 PM  

Bhruic: I guess people enjoy a good trainwreck.


Is that what everyone is waiting for?
 
2012-04-30 12:25:21 PM  
who's whose
 
2012-04-30 12:26:29 PM  

rudemix: She can remain as thin and chesty as she wants, but she farked that guy. He farked her, she farked him, they farked each other. There's a good chance his cawk was in her mouth as well as his semen. Possibly his cawk was in her anus as well as more semen. Go ahead, kiss her. She's hot!

/she's not hot
//firm believer in the 'you farked who?' declines on hotness scale


You should ask your partner about everyone he/she has had sex with. I dare you. And it takes a special kind of vanity to downgrade the desirability of someone because all their partners don't meet your requirements. I could understand if a potential mate had been banging drug addicts or something, but you're going off of age/looks here, bud.
 
2012-04-30 12:26:38 PM  

slayer199: GAT_00: Can we please stop encouraging her?

This ^^^

If the press would just ignore her attention-whoring ways, she'd go away. There's nothing hot about her and the only reason she's in the news is because of her age, her fake boobs, her slutty attire, and the fact she married a 50-something year-old dude.



I'm not seeing the problem...
 
2012-04-30 12:27:53 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x874]

HATERS GONNA HATE....


I'm pretty sure she has to hold that thing down while she walks, or even if she breathes it rides up, and I'm also pretty sure her hubby tells her not to wear any underwear too. I kinda feel bad for this girl.
 
2012-04-30 12:28:13 PM  
I live in an area that's near 4 strip clubs. The QT gas station in the area is sort of the catch-all for strippers running in to pick up drinks or whatever else they need. It's always entertaining to see them toss a jacket over the lace top and throw some glasses on over the glittery eye makeup to not look like a stripper, but they still clomp around in the 6 inch plastic heels and everyone knows. NTTAWWT.

But even the girls who just walked off the stage look less like strippers than this little tart.
 
2012-04-30 12:28:20 PM  
wake me when the porno comes out
 
2012-04-30 12:30:42 PM  
KatjaMouse: I think she only became "famous" because she married a has-been that hardly anyone even remembered at the age of 16. I think the two of them are in it for a mutual interest of getting a reality show and notoriety from that.

Every time I see one of these threads, I imagine them phoning their favorite paparazi to give them a heads up as to their destination, then her dressing up all slutty while he sits and watches TV. For me, the saddest part is imagining their ride home together... I picture her texting friends while he drives in silence. It seems like they come up with these odd scenarios for her to prance around in, in the hopes of getting a reality show out of it or something, but the only place it ever seems to lead them is... well... Fark.
 
2012-04-30 12:30:46 PM  
Studman69 sure gets busy in these Courtney Stodden threads. I had no idea he had so many alts.

/heading back to the "fatty sues the night club" thread to see some real hotties.
 
2012-04-30 12:31:29 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I'm not seeing the problem...


She's not hot. If she was hot, it wouldn't be a problem.
 
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